JR: Well folks, tonight nitro is very special. We are airing on a Sunday because of flight problems. But tonight the carnage, audacity, and brutal brawls will all be the same. As you may know…Mr. Lackman has an important interview. Wait who ...oh my…here is Mr. Lackman himself.

Mr. Lackman: Hello to all of my friends here in the city of Brotherly Love! You know something… after the Corporation reigns tonight. And all of the Corporation will…so …I just wanted knights and Hellraiser to know that if they don’t win tonight they will not get their little 8 man tag match at the next NITRO! Haha!

JR: Well you heard it…yep..they definetly won’t get their match because there is no way they can win. Well our first match is for the ACW HaRdCoRe championship!

(Cash Money JJ comes running to the ring with a steel chair in hand and the crowd cheers. He is followed by Carter Lee who brings a shopping cart full of goodies)

JR: This will be X-Treme! Cash goes for rights and lefts but, Carter doesn’t even move. He gets a sign and hits cash and cash goes flying into the corner. Lee then kicks a mud hole in him and gets a chair and drops it on the ground He gives cash a DDT right on to the chair and busts him open. He goes for a flourescent light and goes to hit cash but, Undertaker grabs the light from behind and smashes it over Reckless youth’s head. Undertaker turns around and HHH nails him with a sledge hammer. Oh My..He was sopposed to be off…What a liar…He then hits Cash over the head and slides Lee on top of him. The ref counts …………1…………………2……………………….3!… …DING…….DING………..DING!

And Still ACW HaRdCoRe Champ, Carter Lee

JR: HHH got in his limo and took off wearing his Championship belt. What a little sneak! Next our ACW US Championship match between Devon and Lambert. This will be great! Falls count anywhere. Or if you are not back to the ring in thirty seconds you lose! Lets get it On!!!

(The lights flicker and Devon’s music hits as he comes to the ring. Wait Hellraiser is running up behind him and nails him with a chair.) JR: What a baby coming from behind. Hellraiser picks him up and throws him back behind the curtain and into boxes of Budlights and bashes one over his head. He gets Devon up and goes for a clothsline but Devon give Jake a drop toe hold right into the beer. The fans boo as they watch from the titontron. Devon picks up Lambert and chucks him into his own locker room where Buh Buh is getting ready. Now Buh buh is pounding Jake too. He then walks out and and gets a fire extinguisher and goes to hit Jake but he moves and gives him a kick to the stomach. Devon drops the fire thing and Lambert gives him a face plant onto it. He gets Devon and chucks him into the outside parking lot. They are working on construction and Lambert is walking towards a big crane. He ties Devons feet onto the end of the crane and is rising it. Devon must be 30 feet in the air up side down. Holy shit! Lambert runs back to the ring and the ref counts…1……10……20……30….DING DING DING!

And still ACW US Champ, Jake Lambert

JR: Since we don’t have the ACW title match we will go straight to the Buried alive match.

(Knights music hits and the fans cheer. He is followed by Buh Buh ray Dudley! The fans give you suck chants!)

JR: Knights goes right for Buh Buh and chucks him immediately to the outside. They are giving each other lefts and rights in the dirt. Buh Buh gives Knights a dropkick nearly sending him into the grave six feet under. Knights gets up and bangs Buh Buh’s head against a 50 foot ladder leading up the side of the titontron. He then gives Buh Buh a knightmare onto the dirt. Holy shit! Knights then goes to climb the ladder and finally about 5 minutes later gets to the top. He puts his hands up and goes for a giant leg drop but Mr. Lackman gets up from in the grave and moves Buh Buh and knights lands in the dirt and is out cold. Wait a second…Here comes Lambert. He gives Mr. Lackman a dropkick and a suplex into the grave. He then gets up Buh buh and goes to hit them but Reckless youth comes in with a light and goes to hit Lambert but he ducks and he hits Buh Buh and buh buh goes into the grave on top of Mr. lackman. He then gives Reckless youth a Death Valley Drive into the grave and wakes up Knights. Then Knights and Lambert get shovels and start piling dirt onto The corporation. Once finished Knights gets gasoline and pours it on the grave and then gets a match and lights it and then throws it on the grave and it is burning.Oh My God !!! (the camera fades as the suicidal hellraisers laugh and paramedics extinguish the fire)