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Blaze

Lia Foxxx's Office

Ensign and Paul Maxx are both getting blood drawn

HUGE POP FROM THE CROWD

Doctor: Alright guys we're gonna put a rush on this at the lab get it back as soon as possible.

Ensign: I hope you understrand why I did this

Paul: No Problem, you need proof I understand. Either way bro, we've got a match tonight.

The Blaze intro begins and ends as the cameras switch tot he arena and the fireworks go off.

Smash: Ladies and gentleman welcome to Blaze. Smash Johnson here with RIp Michaels, we're six days away from SIN and we've got a helluva main event tonight. Ensign Pheonix and Paul Maxx vs. Idol and Blitzkreig.

Rip: Ensign and Maxx are brothers

Smash: Allegidely so we'll see if that chemistry does anything tonight let's get to our opening match

The Bell Rings

Rock McGowan: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 249 pounds, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Justin Sane!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Justin Sane comes to the ring. ]

Rock McGowan: and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds,, Nuclear Legacy!!! (crowd cheers *)

[Nuclear Legacy walks to the ring. Crazy Legs Phillips is the referee for this contest. The Insane One places Legacy on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Nuclear Legacy tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Justin Sane comes from behind and bulldogs Nuclear Legacy. Justin Sane gets back to his feet. Nuclear Legacy hits a spinning leg lariat on The Insane One sending him to the mat. Jus uses a lariat on Nuclear Legacy. Nuclear Legacy gets up. Nuclear Legacy dropkicks The Insane One . Now Legacy standing. The Insane One stands up. ]

Rip: This is how wrestling should be!

[ Jus hits Nuclear Legacy with an inverted atomic drop. ]

Smash: That inverted atomic drop was very good.

[Nuclear Legacy gets knocked on the ground and Justin Sane flips onto him. Justin Sane moves back to his feet. Legacy climbs to his feet. Nuclear Legacy legsweeps Justin Sane. ]

Rip: Justin takes a legsweep.

[Justin Sane moves back to his feet. Nuclear Legacy gets hit with a back heel kick. Nuclear Legacy climbs to his feet. Nuclear Legacy kicks The Insane One in the back of the leg. The Insane One stands up. Nuclear Legacy catches The Insane One leg, but Jus reverses it with an enzuigiri to Legacy's head. Legacy gets back to his feet. Legacy trys for a leg lariat but Justin Sane avoids it. Legacy and The Insane One go to the floor Crazy Legs Phillips starts the count (.1) (..2) Nuclear Legacy mule kicks Justin Sane. Justin Sane gets back to his feet. (...3) The Insane One drives a forearm into Nuclear Legacy. (....4) Justin connects with a flying knee. Nuclear Legacy goes down. Nuclear Legacy gets up. (.....5) Nuclear Legacy takes Justin Sane into the ring. Nuclear Legacy does a cartwheel and kicks Justin Sane in the face. ]

Rip: cartwheel kick!

[ Justin goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Nuclear Legacy. Justin Sane is back on his feet. Justin covers Legacy. Crazy Legs Phillips counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Legacy escapes. ]

Smash: Justin Sane should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

[Nuclear Legacy stands up. Jus hits Nuclear Legacy with the double arm DDT into the mat. ]

Rip: Nice double arm DDT by Jus.

[ Jus moves back to his feet. Jus sends Nuclear Legacy to ringside. Crazy Legs Phillips starts the count (.1) Justin Sane cuts Nuclear Legacy with a blade. Nuclear Legacy is bleeding as a result. ]

Rip: Nuclear Legacy could use some help about now.

[(..2) Nuclear Legacy gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Justin Sane. Justin Sane climbs to his feet. (...3) Justin Sane kicks Nuclear Legacy on the floor. Nuclear Legacy gets up. (....4) Nuclear Legacy hits Jus with the back of his elbow. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Legacy and Jus move back to ringside. Nuclear Legacy takes Justin into the ring. Legacy executes the jumping sidekick on Justin Sane. Legacy measures Justin up and drops a closed fist. Legacy executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Insane One . Jus bounces Nuclear Legacy off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Justin puts Nuclear Legacy in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Rip: Justin executes a arm grapevine.

[ Legacy stands up. The Insane One chops Legacy. Nuclear Legacy kicks Justin in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Justin Sane is back on his feet. Nuclear Legacy superkicks Justin Sane. Nuclear Legacy rolls onto Jus connecting with a knee. The Insane One gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Nuclear Legacy. Legacy uppercuts Jus. Nuclear Legacy hits a koppo kick on Jus. ]

Rip: Nuclear Legacy with a koppo kick.

[ Justin is up again. The Insane One gets hit with a back heel kick. Nuclear Legacy executes a corkscrew legdrop on Justin. ]

Smash: corkscrew legdrop!

[Nuclear Legacy climbs to his feet. The Insane One climbs to his feet. Justin Sane leaps up, swings around Nuclear Legacy and DDT's him onto the mat. Jus goes for a pin. Crazy Legs Phillips counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Legacy escapes. ]

Rip: We almost had a winner.

[ Legacy moves back to his feet. Justin puts Legacy in the ankle lock submission. Legacy is is bad pain! Crazy Legs Phillips is checking for a tap out. ... Legacy is fighting the hold. ... ... Legacy is fighting the hold. The Insane One breaks the hold. Jus drags Nuclear Legacy to the floor. ]

Smash: Nuclear Legacy will have to watch out for weapons at ringside.

[Crazy Legs Phillips starts the count (.1) ]

Rip: What an outstanding match!

[ The Insane One executes a huge gutbuster on Nuclear Legacy. Justin climbs to the top rope and nails Nuclear Legacy with a reverse flying elbow drop. They head back into the ring. Jus chokes Nuclear Legacy. Nuclear Legacy moves back to his feet. Jus executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Nuclear Legacy. Jus chants start. Justin Sane Choke Slams Legacy. Nuclear Legacy looks to be out cold! Justin Sane covers Nuclear Legacy. Referee Crazy Legs Phillips makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Smash: Justin Sane has won the match!

Rock McGowan: The winner of this match, Justin Sane!!!

Smash: What a match Justin Sane pulling out the victory gaining momentum going into SIN this Sunday

Justin picks up a mic

Justin: You know I've been thinking Ensign. We got this match this Sunday Night, why don't we make it special. You Me...Anarchy Rulz!

HUGE POP From The Crowd

Justin: Even if you're not man enough I'm still gonna beat you and become Undisputed Champion, not just cause I'm The Coolest, No Just Cause I'm the Best Cause I'm Just-Insane

Nuatrual Born Killaz EPXLODES as Justin Leaves the Arena

Backstage

Rod: Rod Haseltine backstage with Excecutive Vice President Lia Foxx. Ms. Foxx how do you feel about Justin Sane's suggestion about Sin

Lia: Well I'm in a giving mood and I think that's something the fans want to see so Ensign Pheonix, Justin Sane, Anarchy Rulz for The Undisputed World Heavyweight Title

Rod: That's gonna be a classic

Lia: Thank you Rod. I just wanted to let The Pheonix Promotion Crowd know that I'm gonna make a very special announcement regarding SIN after The International Title Match Tonight.

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Cut to Big Bull Beer Ad

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Rock McGowan: This match is a Standard Match for the International title. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 325 pounds, from Las Vagas, Nevada, Vic Vegas!!! (crowd cheers **************)

[Vic Vegas comes to the ring. ]

Rock McGowan: and his opponent, weighing in at 310 pounds, from Parts Unkown he holds the International title belt, The Black Flame!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[The Black Flame walks to the ring. Danny Davis is the referee for this contest. Vic walks around the ring. Vic gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Flame. (the bell rings) Vic Vegas pins TBF against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic Vegas. ]

Rip: Vic Vegas with a boot choke.

[Vic Vegas pins Flame against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. The Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic Vegas. A forearm choke by Vic Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. A forearm choke by Vic Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. The Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vegas. The Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. TBF delivers a spine buster to Vic Vegas. ]

Smash: The Black Flame executes a spine buster.

[ Vegas gets hit with the shooting star press from Black Flame . The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Vic escapes. ]

Rip: TBF was so close!!

[Vic Vegas is up again. TBF apllies the camel clutch on Vic. Danny Davis is checking for a tap out. ... Vic trys to escape. ... Vic trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) The Black Flame breaks the hold. TBF sends Vic to ringside. Danny Davis starts the count (.1) The Black Flame goes for a fireman's carry into flapjack but Vic Vegas dodges the attack. (..2) Vic Vegas executes the brain buster on Black Flame . Vegas chants start. ]

Smash: Good brain buster by Vic.

[(...3) Vic swings a Steel chair and hits Black Flame . Black Flame is bleeding as a result. (....4) Vic Vegas puts Black Flame in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Rip: Flame takes a arm grapevine.

[ TBF gets up. (.....5) Vic and The Black Flame move back into the ring. A forearm choke by Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. Vegas pins TBF against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Smash: forearm choke!

[The Black Flame kicks Vegas in the groin. TBF with an illegal chokehold on Vic. ]

Rip: choke hold!

[ Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. ]

Smash: Vic with a boot choke.

[ TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic Vegas. ]

Rip: Vic with a boot choke.

[Vic Vegas pins TBF against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Smash: Flame takes a forearm choke.

[ TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. Vegas pins Flame against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vegas. A forearm choke by Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. ]

Rip: forearm choke!

[A forearm choke by Vic Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. The Black Flame executes the German suplex on Vic Vegas. TBF gets back to his feet. TBF puts Vegas in an arm grapevine submission. ]

Smash: Flame with a arm grapevine.

[ Black Flame goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Vic Vegas. Flame moves back to his feet. Vegas gets knocked on the ground and Black Flame flips onto him. Black Flame moves back to his feet. Vic climbs to his feet. Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic Vegas. TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vegas. ]

Rip: boot choke!

[A forearm choke by Vic Vegas nearly gets him disqualified. ]

Smash: forearm choke!

[A flying shoulder block send Vegas to the mat. Black Flame gets up. TBF puts Vic on the top rope and executes a superplex. Now Flame standing. The Black Flame applies an arm wrench to Vic. Flame hits Vic Vegas with an elbowdrop. Now TBF standing. Vegas gets hit with a diving elbow smash from TBF. Now TBF standing. Vic Vegas stands up. Black Flame kicks Vegas in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. ]

Rip: Nice scissor kick by Flame.

[ TBF drags Vegas to the floor. Danny Davis starts the count (.1) TBF throws a chair at Vegas. ]

Smash: Vic could use some help about now.

[The Black Flame leg drops Vegas. Flame chants start. (..2) Vegas is back on his feet. (...3) Vegas pins Flame against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Rip: forearm choke!

[(....4) TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Vic Vegas pins Black Flame against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Black Flame chops Vegas. The Black Flame pulls Vic Vegas's hair. Vegas is hit with a backward kick. Vic gets hit with the shooting star press from TBF. Danny Davis counts. ...1 ...2 Vic Vegas escapes. ]

Smash: He should have just stayed on the attack.

[Vic Vegas is back on his feet. TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. ]

Rip: Vic Vegas with a boot choke.

[ TBF goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Vegas. ]

Smash: flying double foot stomp!

[ Vegas gets back to his feet. Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. Vegas pins Black Flame against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Vic holds Black Flame in the corner, choking him with his forearm. ]

Rip: forearm choke!

[The Black Flame nails Vic with a double underhook suplex. Black Flame sends Vic to ringside. Danny Davis starts the count (.1) Vic climbs to his feet. (..2) Black Flame gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic Vegas. (...3) TBF gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Vic. The Black Flame picks up Vegas and front slams him on the floor. Black Flame climbs to the top rope]

Smash: Flames up top

[Flame jumps off the tope rope but he misses Vic Vegas and lands shoulder first on the matt...Flame clutches his shouler]

Rip: I think Flame might be hurt.

[Vic Makes the cover 1...2...3!]

John: Ladies and gentlemen the winner and NEW International Champion Vic Vegas!

Smash : Not to diminish the accomplishments of the New International Champion Vic Vegas but soemone needs to get a medic out here, it is not looking good at all for The Black Flame

Welcome to the Jungle EXPLODES as Lia Foxx walks out

Lia: Congrats Vic, you're the NEW International Champion. Mr. Masters said that he wanted to return that belt back to respectability, which means you're gonna be a very busy man. At SIN Nuclear Legacy and Paul Maxx will do battle and the winner will be the number one contender for your International Title.

Vic: Ms. Foxx with all due respect that's all well and good but I wanna defend my title at SIN. Who's it gonna be?!

Lia: As for SIN you'll be goin one on one with The Ultimate Fighter...JACK HAMMER

Huge POP From The Crowd

Rip: Jack Hammer and Vic Vegas at SIN this sunday! Paul Maxx and Legacy

Smash: Talk about your blockbusters!

Welcome to the Jungle EXPLODES

Smash: We'll be back with the main event NEXT

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Cut to SIN Ad

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Rock McGowan: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, Idol & Blitzkrieg!!!

[Idol & Blitzkrieg come to the ring. ]

Rock McGowan: and their opponents, the team of Paul Maxx & Ensign Phoenix.

[Paul Maxx & Ensign Phoenix walk to the ring. Tom Zenk is the referee for this match. Paul walks around the ring. Paul gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Idol. (the bell rings) Idol has the advantage, but Maxx tries to turn it around with an achilles tendon hold. Maxx is up again. Idol tags Blitzkreig. Blitzkreig gets back to his feet. Flying somersault drop kick by Blitzkreig puts him back in the match. Blitzkreig stands up. Blitzkreig goes for a pin. The ref starts the count. ...1 Paul escapes. ]

Rip: He should have just stayed on the attack.

[ Blitzkreig is hit with a backward kick. Maxx tags Ensign Pheonix. Blitzkreig's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Maxx. Paul measures Blitzkreig up and drops a closed fist. Paul Maxx rolls onto Blitzkreig connecting with a knee. ]

Smash: Blitzkreig is being double teamed!

[ Blitzkreig clotheslines Paul Maxx. Blitzkreig pins Paul Maxx against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. ]

Rip: forearm choke!

[Ensign Pheonix brings in Paul for Paul Maxx & Ensign Phoenix. Blitzkreig jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Paul Maxx. Blitzkreig stands up. Paul Maxx gets back to his feet. Blitzkreig tags Idol. A lucha-libre style hiptoss by Blitzkreig flings Maxx to the mat. Blitzkreig goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Maxx. ]

Rip: Come on ref! Do something!! Maxx is being double teamed!

[ Maxx kicks Blitzkreig in the groin. Idol brings in Blitzkreig for Idol & Blitzkrieg. Blitzkreig dives off the top rope with a somersault bodyblock, taking the wind out of Paul Maxx. ]

Smash: Blitzkreig executes a flying somersault bodyblock.

[ Maxx is back on his feet. ]

Rip: Paul could use some help about now.

[ Maxx walks towards Blitzkreig,who is waiting on the top rope, and recieves a tornado DDT from Blitzkreig. Maxx is set up onto Blitzkreig's shoulders and Blitzkreig applies the torture rack. Referee Tom Zenk is checking for a tap out. ... Paul trys to escape. ... Blitzkreig breaks the hold. Paul moves back to his feet. Blitzkreig gets hit with a back heel kick. ]

Smash: Blitzkreig takes a back heel kick.

[ Paul covers Blitzkreig hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 Blitzkreig escapes. ]

Rip: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Blitzkreig.

[Blitzkreig is back on his feet. Paul hits him with a back fist. ]

Smash: Maxx with a back fist.

[Idol tagged in by Blitzkreig. Paul executes a corkscrew legdrop on Idol . ]

Rip: Maxx executes a corkscrew legdrop.

[ Maxx climbs to his feet. Idol climbs to his feet. Idol makes the tag to Blitzkreig. Maxx does a cartwheel and kicks Blitzkreig in the face. ]

Smash: Paul Maxx executes a cartwheel kick.

[ Idol tagged in by Blitzkreig. Idol jumps from the top and nails Paul with a flying axhandle smash. Paul Maxx uses a closed fist on Idol. ]

Rip: Paul with a punch.

[ Idol brings in Blitzkreig for Idol & Blitzkrieg. Blitzkreig gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Maxx. ]

Smash: diving elbow smash!

[ Blitzkreig's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Paul Maxx. Idol tagged in by Blitzkreig. Idol rakes the face of Paul Maxx in attempt to make a come back. ]

Rip: face rake!

[Ensign Pheonix tagged in by Paul Maxx. Idol goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Ensign. Idol gets up. Idol brings in Blitzkreig for Idol & Blitzkrieg. Blitzkreig gets back to his feet. Blitzkreig hits the handspring moonsault on Ensign. Ensign gets back to his feet. Blitzkreig and Ensign go to the floor Tom Zenk starts the count (.1) Blitzkreig swings a Steel chair and hits Ensign. Ensign is bleeding as a result. The Enterprise Champ bounces Blitzkreig off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. ]

Smash: Nice jumping clothesline by Ensign.

[(..2) Blitzkreig gets back to his feet. (...3) Ensign Pheonix catches Blitzkreig's leg, but Blitzkreig reverses it with an enzuigiri to Ensign's head. Blitzkreig gets up. Ensign gets up. (....4) Blitzkreig gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. ]

Rip: Blitzkreig takes a elbowsmash.

[(.....5) Blitzkreig takes Ensign into the ring. Blitzkreig whips Ensign's feet from under him with a side kick. Blitzkreig gets up. Paul Maxx tagged in by Ensign. Maxx kicks Blitzkreig in the head. Paul covers Blitzkreig hooking the leg. Referee Tom Zenk makes the count. ...1 Blitzkreig kicks out. ]

Rip: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Blitzkreig.

[ Maxx hits a spinning leg lariat on Blitzkreig sending him to the mat. Blitzkreig nails Maxx with a springboard dropkick. Blitzkreig stands up. Blitzkreig and Maxx go to the floor Tom Zenk starts the count (.1) ]

Smash: The World Wrestling Federation is the number on wrestling program on television.

[ Blitzkreig hits Paul Maxx with a moonsault after springboarding off of the second rope. ]

Rip: That springboard moonsault was very good.

[ Blitzkreig takes Paul into the ring. Ensign tagged in by Paul . Ensign is driven further into the mat by Blitzkreig with a diving elbow smash. Blitzkreig moves back to his feet. Ensign Pheonix is back on his feet. Ensign Pheonix tags Paul . Paul Maxx punches Blitzkreig repeatedly. ]

Smash: Come on ref! Do something!! Blitzkreig is being double teamed!

[Blitzkreig grabs Maxx's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. Blitzkreig tags in Idol . Idol grabs Maxx and applies an arm wrench. ]

Rip: arm wrench!

[Paul Maxx tags in Ensign Pheonix. Ensign Pheonix attempts to kick Idol , but Idol catches his leg. Ensign Pheonix flips around and kicks Idol . ]

Smash: Come on ref! Do something!! Idol is being double teamed!

[Idol uses a lariat on Ensign. Blitzkreig tagged in by Idol. Blitzkreig executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Enterprise Champ . ]

Smash: Ensign takes a ropeflip hiptoss.

[Ensign Pheonix is up again. Ensign picks up Blitzkreig and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Ensign chants start. Ensign is up again. Ensign sends Blitzkreig to ringside. Tom Zenk starts the count (.1) (..2) Ensign jumps and elbow smashes the lying Blitzkreig. Now Ensign standing. (...3) The Enterprise Champ jumps and elbow smashes the lying Blitzkreig. Ensign gets back to his feet. Blitzkreig stands up. (....4) Blitzkreig holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. Blitzkreig trys for a top-rope German suplex but is not strong enough to lift The Enterprise Champ .(.....5) Ensign springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Blitzkreig. ]

Smash: Nice springboard splash by Ensign.

[(......6) ]

Rip: Blood is all over ringside.

[ Ensign goes off the top nailing Blitzkreig with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Ensign is up again. Blitzkreig gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ensign. Now The Enterprise Champ standing. Blitzkreig climbs to his feet. Ensign and Blitzkreig move back into the ring. Ensign Pheonix jumps onto Blitzkreig's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the mat Ensign jumps off of the turnbuckle nailing Blitzkreig with an Asia Moonsault. The Enterprise Champ choke slams Blitzkreig. Blitzkreig looks to be out cold! Ensign covers Blitzkreig hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

Rock McGowan: The winners of this match, Paul Maxx & Ensign Phoenix!!!

Smash: The New brothers achieve victory

The Doctor comes through the curtain and into the ring

Doctor: Ensign, Paul, the results are in.

The doctor takes them out of the envelopes

Doctor: According to the DNA match...Ensign, Paul, you ARE in fact brothers

HUGE POP From the Crowd

Rip: Unbelievable!

The Lights go out and The Dark Phoenix appears on the Jumbotron

Dark Phoenix: New Brothers...Paul Maxx you're unfrotunate connection to Ensign will result in your destruction...There is evil in your house Ensign soon you nor your brother will ever exist again.

Ensign: You're all talk, if you were any kind of man you'd show yourself! You're a joke!

Dark Phoenix: A Joke!

Paul: Yeah my brother and me will take you out anyplace, anytime.

Dark Phoenix: You seem to not take me serious Ensign I said I would take away all you hold dear and it starts tonight!

Camera switches to a shot of Ensign Phoenix's house

Dark Phoenix: Here we have a the home of Ensign Phoenix. Home to the Enterprise Champ and his family. BE a real shame if somethign happened to it.

The house bursts into flames

Rip: Oh My God!

The House blows up

Dark Phoenix: I'm not playing around! I said I would destroy you and I meant it! This is only the beginning so says The Dark Phoenix HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Smash: I can't...I can't believe this. This is beyond anything I've ever seen...this is...I'm speechless

Ensign is screaming lunging toward the jumbotron as Paul Maxx holds him down to try and calm him

Fade Out