[Note: I do not own the properties of any of the various Tenchi Muyo series, its various creators own it. I also do not own any of the characters/properties of the He-Man/She-Ra series… Also, this takes place in the Tenchi Universe timeline. I'm still not sure if I'm going to continue this story, so if you like it, tell me to continue it and I will! I apologize in advance if anyone seems OOC because this is only the second time I’ve written anything with the Tenchi gang:0)]
Steve : Wait a sec, you mean he DOESNT own Tenchi and He-man ? Duo : Wow, Im surprised. I always thought he did.
I have the Power…
Duo : ...to save money on my phone bill
By Kator
It’s yet another beautiful day at the Masaki Shrine.
Steve : With the exception on stuff blowing up left and right.
As the sun comes up and shines its rays over the forest, everything is serene and peaceful.
Duo : But then looking over to the house, well , its not a pretty sight.
Tenchi Masaki is busy sweeping the grounds of the shrine. He happens to look up and smiles at the sight of the beautiful forest. He takes in a deep breath and thinks about how nice it is for everything to be peaceful.
Steve : Uh oh , he jinxed it.
Duo : What do you mean ?
Steve : According to the laws of luck and chance, when someone notices something good,such as in Tenchi's case, the peacefulness, something happens to disrupt the peace.
Duo : Oh
But just like clockwork, his peace is disrupted by…
Duo : A flash flood !
Steve : A talking goat !
"TEEEEENNNNCCCCHHHHIIII!" Ryoko yells as she leaps and grabs a hold of Tenchi.
"Oh, what is it now Ryoko?"
Steve (as Ryoko) : *in the voice of The Brain* The same thing that it always is Tenchi, I want to take over the world !
"Tenchi, drop this boring work and let’s go play! Come on!" Ryoko squeals as she tugs on his right arm and rubs her face against his. Tenchi just sighs and try as he might to ignore her to be able to finish his chores; Ryoko keeps herself latched onto him.
"What do you think you’re doing with Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka yells as she walks out of the shrine with a broom.
Duo : (as Ryoko) Thinking of a few places to shove that broom if you dont leave.
"Just doing what lovers do, cuddling!"
"Lord Tenchi is not your lover! If he were, why’d you try to date rape him way back when? You’re nothing but an intergalactic hussy, unworthy of Lord Tenchi’s affections!" and hearing this, Ryoko pushed Tenchi away and got into Ayeka’s face.
"Well, at least I’m not from a backwater planet and a hack Royal Family like you are!"
Duo : Ooh, the 'Backwater Hack' insult, thats a little below the belt.
Steve : *holds up a sign with the number 5 on it*
"What did you say about the Jurai?"
"BACKWATER. HACK. Two words that describe the Jurai perfectly!"
Steve : Actually, incestuous, self righteous, ugly and annoying would also work.
"Grr… HUSSY!" and electricity started to gather and Tenchi realized that this was the boiling point.
Duo : If it were the boiling point, wouldnt flames be gathering ?
Steve : Thats what I always thought.
"GIRLS! Both of you just stop it! STOP IT!" Tenchi yelled as he got in-between them both.
Duo : Brave man to get between a fight.
Steve : But a foolish man to get between a good catfight.
Tenchi suddenly realized two things… that there was no stopping this fight and that he was standing right in the middle of them.
Duo : Tenchi also realized his fly had been down the entire time.
And just as Tenchi was expecting that familiar *Ka-Blam* that often rocks his house, he heard instead…
Steve : (as Ayeka doing a crappy Cartman impression) But Ryoko, I need to have Tenchi cause hes my relative *little Cartman squeals.*
"Hey! You 3 there!" a feminine voice rang out. Ayeka, Tenchi, and Ryoko all looked to their right to see a female with long blond hair somewhere in her late twenties, mid thirties standing on the steps of the Masaki Shrine. She was wearing a white shirt with a red vest that extended down to her waist, white pants and red boots. On her back are two sword holders.
Duo : And they even had swords in them I bet.
Steve : Arent you a master of the obvious ?
Duo : Damn straight
"Um…Wh-What can I do for you? Are you here to pay tribute to the Shrine?"
"Actually, no. I'm looking for one Tenchi Masaki, it's urgent."
Duo : (as mystery woman) You see, he may have already won $10 million dollars.
"I'm Tenchi Masaki, who are you?"
Steve : (as mystery woman) Im Bob Saget.
Duo : (as mystery woman) I am the ghost of Christmas past
"I am Queen Adora. We need to talk." And seeing the concerned look on her face, Tenchi immediately leads her towards the Masaki Household.
Steve : What a genius. (as Tenchi) Sure creepy lady with swords, why dont you come into my house ?
"I don't know who this 'Adora' is but she better not be after my Tenchi, because I don't need any more rivals for his affection." Ryoko thought as she flew after him.
"Adora… I've heard that name before…" Ayeka thinks to herself as she follows the others.
Later in the Masaki Household…
"It's a pleasure to meet you Adora!" Sasami said with a bright smile on her face.
"It's a pleasure to meet you too Sasami. It's not often that I get to meet royalty from other planets."
Duo : (as Adora) Mostly its because those Queens really take it personally when you sleep with their husbands. They try to kill you, kick you out of the kingdom, and, oh, Ive said too much, go on.
"So… just what Kingdom do you rule Adora?" Tenchi asked her, curious on why a Queen would want to see him.
Steve : he wonders why a Queen comes to see him and yet he doesnt ask why a bunch of stalkers all decided to fall in love with him as opposed to any other guy.
"I'm the Queen of the Planet Eternia."
Steve : Which is right between Planet Temporaria and Planet Notanymora (Not any more-uh)
"Eternia! That's why I recognized your name! You’re the daughter of King Randor and Queen Marlena! You're twin brother is Adam, and your planet held the defenders He-Man and She-Ra!"
Duo : and the best damn whorehouse this side of the universe
"Yes. Eternia and Jurai always have had friendly relations… I've heard nothing but good things about that planet." And when Adora said that Ayeka looked at Ryoko with a smirk that just caused Ryoko to scowl.
Duo : (as Adora) Although, now that I think about it, most of the people who said good things were at gunpoint for some reason.
"But um, why do you need to speak to me?"
"Because my brother Adam recently died. He was the King of Eternia and in his absence I have become its Queen. But he was also was the hero known as He-Man." And when she said that Ayeka and Ryoko did double takes because of the fact Adora blatantly exposed the secret identity of He-Man to four strangers.
Steve : Not like it matters, hes dead.
"Wait a minute, if your twin brother was He-Man, then… were you?"
Duo : The waitress at that Hooter's bar down the street from the Castle ?
"Yes Ayeka, I was She-Ra." And once again, Ayeka and Ryoko did double takes. Since Sasami and Tenchi never heard of He-Man or She-Ra, they had nothing to be shocked about.
Steve : Plus the fact that they watched the cartoon show when they were younger and already knew.
"And I have reason to believe that you Tenchi, also belong to the Eternian Royal Family and may be able to become He-Man. While I could still operate as She-Ra my duties as Queen precede my inclination to become She-Ra and beat up any evil-doers."
Duo : And work at that Hooter's bar down the street.
"What a minute! So you're telling me that not only am I part human, part Juraian, but I'm also part Eternian?" Tenchi said as he suddenly stood up.
Steve : Talk about one messed up family tree.
Duo : You're also part badger, I guess I oughtta mention that too.
"Yes. Long ago, a Princess of the Royal Family of Eternia ran off to Earth because she didn't want the responsibility anymore. We know she got married to a Japanese man and had children… but that's all we really know. The Sorceress told me she saw you in a vision, that you are the last living descendant of that Princess. And since you are a descendant of the Royal Family and only children of the Royal Family have the ability to use these swords, we're hoping that you are able to use this sword to transform into He-Man and become the new protector of Eternia." Adora said as she unsheathed one sword from it's holder and handed it to Tenchi.
Duo : (as Tenchi) I dunno, this is alot bigger than that lightsaber Ive been using.
Steve : Dont dis the lightsaber.
"Are you sure about this? I don't think that I'm who you think I am." Tenchi said holding his sword nervously.
"Just hold the sword up in the air and yell the words, 'By the Power of Greyskull'. If nothing happens, then I'm wrong and you're not who I seek."
Duo : although the law states that "In the event of choosing a Hero or Chosen One, the first choice is always correct."
"O-kay. By the Power of Greyskull!" Tenchi yells as suddenly magic swirls around the sword and Tenchi.
Steve : (in Irish accent) Lots 'O' Magic swirls in me Lucky Charms
"What's this?" Tenchi's Grandpa yells as he feels major power surge from the house.
"Whoa! Massive power surge and it's coming from the other room?" Washuu said as she ran from the room to see Tenchi's clothes altering to resemble that of a barbarian.
"What… what's happening to me?" Tenchi yelled as he looked as his arms and lower body to see that they now resembled someone whom entered weight-lifting contests.
Duo : which was a major improvement from his previous 'someone who watches weightlifting tournaments' look
"Lord Tenchi!" Ayeka yelled as Tenchi looked even more like pillar of strength for her.
Steve : Im not even going near that one.
"Hmm… I like this new development… Tenchi has nice pecks…" Ryoko thought to herself admiring the changes in Tenchi's body.
Steve : Bet ya $10 theyre inflatable.
Duo : Depends. Who's chest are you talking about ?
Steve : Good point. Both of them.
Duo : You're on then.
"Tenchi, what's happening to you?" Sasami asked with wide-open eyes. Just then, Ryo-Oh-Ki enters the room after polishing down a whole basket of carrots.
Steve : as opposed to the usual four baskets, which is part of her diet.
"Meow?" Ryo-Oh-Ki squeaks as she runs up to Tenchi. Suddenly, energy erupts from the sword and strikes Ryo-Ok-Ki.
Duo : Oh my God, they killed Ryo-Ohki !!
Steve : You bastards !
"AAH! Ryo-Oh-Ki!" Sasami screams as Ryo-Oh-Ki suddenly grows to be about Sasami's size with a battle-helmet on her forehead and a saddle on her back.
Duo : and a bottle of moonshine in either hand
"Me-ROAR!" the now huge Ryo-Oh-Ki bellowed out and the sword stopped glistening with magical energy and the transformation was now completed.
"I knew you were the one! You're the one destined to carry on the legacy of He-Man!" Adora said as Grandpa stumbled in through the door to see his grandson and Ryo-Oh-Ki in there bulked up forms.
"Tenchi… how did you get so buff?"
Steve : (as Tenchi) Its the shoes.
Duo : (as Tenchi) I ate my Wheaties today.
"I don't know Grandpa… it's because of her and this sword."
"Ah, you're Tenchi's Grandfather, Kasuhito Masaki aka Yosho. Pleasure to meet you. I'm Adora."
Duo : Katsuhito a.k.a Yosho a.k.a Bob the enchanted rabid badger
Steve : Adora a.k.a She-Ra a.k.a Rebecca from that Hooters across the street from the castle.
"Pleased to make your acquaintance… but what is going on?"
"Just showing Tenchi his destiny… you see, not only is a descendant of the Jurai Royal Family, but he's a member of the Eternian Royal Family. And since he is the one, Tenchi must return with me to Eternia."
"What?!" Almost everyone said in shock.
Duo : (as Adora) What ? Did I say take him with me to Eternia, I meant offer him as a human sacrifice to the Great Hooters Gods.
Steve : (as everybody) Oh, ok, HEY, Wait a minute, thats even worse ! ---
Why must Tenchi return with Queen Adora to Eternia? What's happened to Ryo-Oh-Ki? Has she become some kind of Battle-Cabbit? And is Tenchi stuck like this forever?
Steve : in answering the previous questions : To be the new manager at Hooters , one word, steroids, yes and yes.
Find out in the next Chapter! Dwo-oh!
Duo : What the hells a dwo-oh ?
Steve : I dunno.
-TBC-
Steve : And so concludes my MST'ing of 'I have the power' Im Steve ...
Duo : and Im Duo Maxwell.
Steve : And remember , Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs you have to watch out for.