Duo : No one thought you were dead...
Steve : *not listening* Well Im not ! You can't get rid of me ! Never ! I will never die !
Duo : Dude ! No one frickin thought you were dead !!
Steve : Oh ?
*Duo, Hilde and Relena nod*
Steve : Oops...err, where was I ? Well, we have a new fic on line to MST today
Disclamimer : I don't have anything against the author, I'm not doing this out of spite or for any reason at all, I just have fun MST'ing things, so, thats what I do, so don't take it personally
*the 4 enter the viewing chamber*
Jim's Revelation
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Don't sue me.
Duo : You know Steve, that had to be our worst intro ever.
Hilde : Yeah, maybe we should write these ahead of time so they don't suck as bad.
Steve : Cmon, it wasnt that bad
(A/N: This is a story about Jim and Aisha. Jim has secrets. Can he tell them?)
Jim stepped out of the Starwind and Hawking workshop and onto the roof. He sighed. Here they were, on a backwater planet, with practilly no resources.
Relena : They started with the typos awfully early.
Duo : That's not a good sign.
Inside, he heard the happy conversation of the rest of the crew.
Steve : *as Gene* So then I'm all like yeah ! And he's all like yeah ! So I'm like...
Relena : *as Melfina* We know Gene, he finally gave you the happy meal toy that you wanted
Steve : *still as Gene* I love remembering my childhood, well, except for the dad being killed thing, but the rest is pretty good.
Jim sighed. He wasn't himself. Maybe, his past was coming back. Lately, he had grown. He was now a few inches taller than Gene, and had developed muscles far bigger then his Aniki.
Hilde : What's that have to do with his past ? It went straight from his past to muscles.
"Jimmy, are you okay?" a voice behind him asked. Jim turned around slightly. "Hey Aisha." He said. "What's wrong?" She asked, stepping onto the roof with him. "Hm? Oh, nothing." Jim said in a small voice. "You don't sound like anything's wrong." She said. He smiled a little. Then there was a thump next to them. Jim turned his head toward the sound. A man stood there, wearing a black overcoat and holding a large sword. "Which one of you is Aisha ClanClan?" He said in a scratchy gruff voice.
Duo : Uhh, let's put on our thinking caps boys and girls, wich one is Aisha ? Is it the human guy, or the cat on two legs ? Sheesh, what an amateur.
"I am..." She said, hiding behind Jim. There were no moons for this planet, so if this guy were to attack, she would be useless. "What do you want." Jim asked. "I am an assassin. I have been sent to kill Aisha ClanClan of the C'tarlC'tarl." He said. "Over my dead body!" Jim yelled. "Excuse me rudeness. I am Yuano." He said. "You are?"
Hilde : an irish assassin that cant tell a female ctarl ctarl from a human kid, theres a villain to be feared.
"Jim Hawking." "Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to kill the lady behind you." "Over my dead body!" Jim yelled again. "That can be arranged." He said, smashing Jim across the face with the back of his sword. Jim fell off the roof and hit the pavement hard. "Jim!" Aisha screamed, jumping off the roof and landing next to him. "JIM! Jim are you alright?" Yuano jumped towards Aisha. "IT'S OVER BITCH!" He yelled. Jim suddenly felt something inside of him snap.
Duo : Snap into a slim jim !
He jumped toward Yuano, and before he could react, Jim grabbed his arm, slammed him against the building, then ripped Yuano's sword arm off. Yuano let out a cry of pain, but his cries were cut short as Jim shoved the sword down his throat.
Steve : This is where they'd shout something lame like "You need more iron in your diet !"
"Listen, you bastard, you don't EVER come here, make promises to kill someone, and then curse at the one I love!" He said, venom protruding from each word. Aisha blushed slightly at hearing that he loved her.' Jim threw Yuano into the air, then put up one palm at him.
Duo : Man, it's hard to put jokes in here, this guy's doing enough of a job doing that himself.
Steve : Think of it this way, if he does our job for us, thats less work for us to do.
Duo : true
"Bye." He said, creating an energy blast that made a large explosion appear where Yuano once was.
Relena : Someone is definitely getting their facts confused. This isn't dragonball z , people don't just do that, well, the pirates can, but thats magic, what's Jim's excuse ?
Steve : Damned if I know. Probably some crappy excuse like creative freedom. Ooh, or maybe Jim realizes he's half pirate or something retarded like that.
Relena : Don't even joke about something like that, it's scary enough as it is.
Aisha was at once by Jim's side. "Jim? Is it true? Do you...love me?" She asked meekly. Jim scooped her up in his arms. "Yes, Aisha, I've loved you since I first set eyes on you back in Blue Heaven."
Steve : *Meanwhile back inside* *as Gene* So I go back in McDonalds the NEXT day...
Jim and Aisha shared a passionate kiss. "So now what?" SHe asked. "I...don't know...Maybe we should..."
Hilde : *as Aisha* go up to your room and have hot dirty sex then drown in the sweatdrops when everyone catches us in the act ?
Duo : I think you just gave away the rest of the fic.
Steve : Sadly, theres only one way to find out, keep reading.
"Read and Review?" Yes.. you should. I'll wait. And then I'll add more chapters. Until then Peace ~M
Duo : Ok, done.
Steve : for now, there are more chapter to worry about yet.
Relena : don't remind us
Hilde : Anyways, we have some free time, let's go work on that opening now
Steve : cmon, it wasnt THAT bad !
*silence*
Steve : Ok, it was.
