* In his sock drawer you find pictures of women without bonnets
* Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
* When you criticize him he yells, "Thou sucks!"
* His name is Jebediah but he goes by "Jeb Daddy"
* Defiantly says, "If I had a radio I'd listen to rap."
* You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks
* Uses slang expression, "Talk to the hand cause the beard ain't listening."
* Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
* He's wearing his big black hat backwards
