Mud Stories

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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Story #1 (sender: Anon)

You gossip 'Free plats! type hi meta to recieve yours.'

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The Meta Shop
The air is filled with a dusty, musk-filled scent. What was formerly
a bustling shop, filled with travellers and adventurers from around the
realms has become haven to the quiet stillness of abandonment. The walls
are still lined with empty shelves but the carefree atmosphere has been
replaced by a silent tension.
Miranda . [ThunderSnatchers] is here.
-Miranda is surrounded by crackling electricity!
-Miranda is hovering above the ground.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon Hi All Mudder [*=*AnArChIsT*=*] is here.
(invisible)
[sir afk a lot] Phaedrus - everybody needs a 303. [Epoch] is resting here.
-Phaedrus is surrounded by a glowing white aura.
-Phaedrus is surrounded by crackling electricity!
-Phaedrus is hovering above the ground.
*linkdead* Citra . is here. (invisible)
The Meta-physician is standing here wondering if you're worth his time.
-the Meta-physician is surrounded by a glowing white aura.
-the Meta-physician is surrounded by flames!
-the Meta-physician is hovering above the ground.
Exits: north south

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Phaedrus stops resting, and clambers on his feet.

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Phaedrus leaves south.

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American Pie Auco has arrived.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon slowly fades into existence.
the Meta-physician ignores Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's puny weapon.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's pierce misses the Meta-physician.
the Meta-physician's fireshield misses Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon.
the Meta-physician dodges Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's attack.
the Meta-physician ignores Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's puny weapon.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's slash misses the Meta-physician.
the Meta-physician's fireshield misses Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon.

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Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon slowly fades into existence.
the Meta-physician dodges Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's attack.
the Meta-physician ignores Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's puny weapon.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's pierce misses the Meta-physician.
the Meta-physician's fireshield misses Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon.
the Meta-physician ignores Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's puny weapon.
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's slash misses the Meta-physician.
the Meta-physician's fireshield misses Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon.
the Meta-physician TOTALLY FUCKING DISINTEGRATES Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon!
Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon is DEAD!!
Your blood freezes as you hear Quadragon Pentagon Hexagon's death cry.

Note from Sandman: I can't believe people still fall for this one.