Dr. Sandman

Welcome to the offices of Dr. Sandman. Please read the the information list below before proceeding.

Dr. Sandman's list for the mentally deranged

No chewing on the furniture
No eating allowed (especially if you're a cannibal)
You must register ALL personalities with the secretary
Aliens exempt my patients from abductions
If you hear voices that is not me whispering in your ear...follow the instructions
If at first you try and fail...that means you just suck.
I am part of the conspiracy...but don't let that bother you
And lastly...I am your friend.