Players of Dark Castle

Here is where I will make comments to, and about, certain players on the mud. Some comments everyone will understand while others only a few will know what I am talking about. If you take these comments seriously then you will need mental help. If you are in need of mental help go back to the Brooding Gounds, click on 'Where do you go Great One so that we may follow'...and then click on the link titled 'I am a deranged person in need of psychiatric help'. From there just follow the instructions.

I will be adding new people as I get to know them or new events arise on the mud.

I added more names...check under the Clan list for People of DC Part II.

People of DC

Izerman- There are only steers and queers in texas...and I don't see any horns on you
Veldrin- ***BREATHER***
Joker- Only reason he became an immort is so he can bend over mortals and no one can kill him
Khahan- The HAIRIEST damn bastard I ever saw. If you need a rug just call him in the morning before he shaves his back
Mel- mmMMmm....Pizza and Izerman
Koduza- I am looking for you!!
Auda- Canadian? Hahahahaha (I refuse to change this one...I like it to much)
Harlequin (the way old one)- What the hell was that beer you brought?
Catastrophi- Eclipse is bad...OKAY!!!
Wolfie- There is a conspiracy...I am your friend.
Pirahna- White men can't jump...thanks for reminding us again
Rahamezedral- Did you say something about crabs? Thats what you get for sloppy seconds
Natasha- Hrmm...I need a translator for this one file I got
Enzu- BAM!! (Wonder if he recalled just seeing that)
Drnemke- Master of trying to paralyze people while they are fighting a mob...shhhh Don't tell him though. Lets see how long it takes for him to figure it out
Coma- Donate some more...apply to drow again...give them your password. They won't steal it this time.
Gray- Where have those track triggers taken you today?
Alpha- No means NO! (unless your with Joker then no means yes)
Pyramus- *smack* Your title should read Salubri not Assamite
Kappa- I just got tintin...can you send me a script?
The Ghoul- Did you even crack a smile once?
Meta- How old are you now? You know you still have inferiority problems. Maybe you should spend some allowance on a psychiatrist instead...or visit Dr. Sandman.
Baccheus- As I sit pondering who this no named mortal could be...a word forms on my screen and then I understand....
Serra- Ohh what that bus trip musta been...coming from a nice small town...and then meeting us in NJ. Who would have thought the psychological trauma we would put you through.

Clans of DC

Darkened- Ahh...hrmm....Ohh I got one: Clan Darkened
Timewarp- After reading your board I got one word to say, Hahahahahahahaha...(hrmm I got another word)-> Chodes!
Bandaleros- Back....gone....back...gone...back...gone....BACK...err make that gone again. (Dammit Eclipse don't scare them away anymore...less ppl for me to kill).
Eclipse- I knew you all were fruity. (Hey where did Horneysmurf go...he had blue balls so he musta been strait)
Vampyre- All your titles should be Samedi instead.
Studs- Maybe they all woke up one morning...looked at their clan name....and they all outcasted (ohh except Secor of course...only lv50 thief who knew dir to only two areas on the mud)
Co.Rpse- Just as the name sounds
Thundersnatchers- Just another clan that Joker started....jizzed on...and left. Watch where you step while in their clan hall

People of DC Part II

Lisu- I know Joker has a little charm, but you don't want that. Come to Sandman!
Stromboli- Where ohh where has my stromboli gone.
Conrad- You do to much kneeling...I know you like to give head but DAMN!! Even Joker can't do that much kneeling.
Shenlong- Bring it on...I am still waiting
Israphel- Those mudders who have been killed over 20 times are pathetic...over 40 (as in your case) makes you retarded
Sector- I can't believe I left you out...lets see...hrmm..Ohh yeah. Only lv50 nicely metaed thief that never won a pk battle (unless he bingoed)
Tyde- has a problem controling THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE....in other news-Thats my inflatable sheep...MINE!!!
Astaroth- The man who wants to be rked...or at least stolen from
Tinklepot- Did you get a name change from Shitpot to Tinklepot?
Askari- Thanks...I needed an inflatable sheep
Anarchy- I love what you did with this bathroom...will you be my interior decorator?
Destiny- You were in Armageddon? What you started it? I got one thing to say--> Hahahahahaha
Valkyrie- The old lady on the hill that you come to for advice...but beware the old lady...the bedpan can be a weapon also.
Cabron- I think the target on your back is a little to big
Freman- Perfect example that evolution can work backwards