Mr. Mistoffelees
Mr. Mistoffelees
You ought ask Mr. Mistoffelees,
The original Conjuring Cat.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffolees Conjuring Turn.
And you'll all say:
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail.
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice.
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice.
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste.
And if you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced.
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone!
But you find it next week lying on the lawn.
And we all say:
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
His manner is vague and aloof.
You would think there was nobody shyer,
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof.
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call him in from the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall.
And not long ago, this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all say:
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
And not long ago, this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all say:
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Oh! Well, I never was! There ever a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
