Star Wars 
Young Jedi Knights 
Zahn Attacks! 


It was cold, very cold, Jacen thought. He hadn't been this cold 
since he 
was on the dark side of Ryloth. He tried to open his eyes. 
Either he couldn't, was blind or it was so dark he could see. 
"Hello?" 
He called. "Any one there?" He used the force to sense 
and amplify 
his hearing. He heard the faint sound of some one stirring. 
He could sense Raynar not far from him. Zekk was also near by and Lowie 
with Em Teedee. There were several other people around him that he 
couldn't identify yet. He used a trick his sister taught him to make 
light. He rubbed the air molecules together and created light. He could 
do it on a larger scale now because he didn't have Hethir's cold sheet to 
stop him. 
They were the only ones laying down they others were pacing about 
or chained to the wall. He scanned the crowd quickly, then his eyes 
widened. He saw Bornan Thul, Raynar's father. There were several other 
people there too; some of Nolaa Tarkona's men and some others he knew 
should be dead. He reached out to his sister's mind. Then suddenly, Tenel 
Ka fell out of the sky or ceiling or whatever and onto him. Jaina had 
fallen on Zekk; Lusa on Raynar, Rabba on Lowie and Nolaa Tarkona herself 
came falling down upon them. Anja was also there. Chaos followed. 
He felt Nolaa's nails sink into his skin and her shouting at him. Her 
heard other shouting at her as her franticly tried to pry her off. She 
now had a grip on his neck and he couldn't breath everything went black. 

Jaina stopped and stared in disbelief. The wave of her brother's 
death flushed 
over her. She fell to her knees. NO! IT CAN'T HAPPEN. But 
it had, 
and it wasn't a dream. Tenel Ka was choking Nolaa now and after 
she'd 
killed her, she chopped off her head with her lightsaber. Anja was 
still standing there staring. 
"Jacen?" She murmured. TK punched her. 
"What's happened?" Jaya asked still not fully comprehending her 
brother's 
death. She just stared at his lifeless body. 
"This is a land of no return, a land of darkness and evil so 
great-" 
"Cut the drama Jib, this is the place were characters go when 
their books, 
movies, comics, and whatnot are declared non-canon." A 
second 
person jumped in. 
"Aw common, its true." The first man, Jib whined. 
"Who are you people?" ZK asked. 
"We are forgotten Lords of old. We are the wonders of the 
universe 
that some chump knocked out of the way." JB answered. 
"We, my young sir are Jib and Ken." KN put in. 
"Who?" AA asked recovering from TK's blow. TK punched her again 
this time, 
much harder. 
"See?" KN said, mostly to JB. "We are forgotten. And now to 
address 
the charming downed young lady's question, we really don't know 
how we'd 
fit into your universe now. We used to rule the galaxy but now 
we spend 
eternity here. You are stuck here too, I'm afraid." 
"Ah yes, welcome to our humble and personal sith hole. If you 
really don't 
like the girl I suggest you kill here now before she gets a 
chance to 
kill you." JB said to TK. She immediately ignited her 
lightsaber, 
but JA stopped her. 
"No fair! You got to kill Nolaa! I get to her!" JA ignited her 
blade and 
chopped off AA's head. "Yippee! She's dead!" JA jumped up and 
down. ZK 
looked at her funny. 
"JA are you ok?" He asked. 
"Don't worry there laddy, she'll be alright. She's got canon 
sickness. 
That's what happens when you get stuck her and things go 
haywire. " 
JB said to ZK. 
"Ooo hoo! That confirms it! That young lady didn't disappear and 
neither did 
that feller. You are all only partially noncanon!" 
"What's noncanon?" JA asked returning to her mind. 
"Well, this may be hard for ja to understand but...you aren't 
real. Not 
even in the universe you came from anymore. Do you, by any 
chance, have 
another brother just a bit younger than you?" He said 
changing 
the subject. 
"Yes, his name is Anakin, he's fourteen. But want do you mean not 
real?" Anakin stepped out. 
"It's true, JA. There's a place with people called Earth. They 
make up 
stories and make holovids. These stories have a life of their 
own, us. 
We're the products of their imaginations. Now, another stories 
conflicts 
with ours in the same universe and we have been declared out of 
the story 
line. Now we're stuck here." 
"But you said we weren't completely noncanon." Zekk jumped in 
hopeful. 
"If you were completely noncanon your dead companions would have 
disappeared. 
It means that you still exist in you universe but not with 
what ever 
experiences that were booted out of the story line." JB said 
sadly. 
"Huh?" They all asked. Actually Tenel Ka said, "What?" But no one 
heard her. 
"You are not there anymore but there is a person there who is who 
you were before your noncanon adventures or who you would be with out 
them." KN explained. "You are fiction, and now not even canon fiction." 
"How do we get back?" Lusa asked. 
"You can't." The odd pair replied. 
"How did we get here?" Raynar asked. 
"We just told you. You were thrown out of the story line." JB 
answered. 
"Who did this?" Em Teedee translated for Lowie. 
"Ah, now there we can help you!" KN cried. He moved to one of the 
changed victims. 
"The questionnaire please." The man pointed to the data pad 
beside him. 
KN pushed some buttons and a hollow came up. It was a blonde 
girl with 
green eyes. 
"Hello." She said happily, "Please state your names, type of noncanon and 
age." 
"Uh, I'm Zekk, age 18, and semi noncanon from what I can tell." 
"Jaina Solo, 16, semi noncanon." 
"Lusa, age 17, semi noncanon. I thin that's the canon status of all of 
us." 
"Raynar Thul, age 15." 
"Tenel Ka Ta' Chume Djo, 16." 
"Master Lowbacca is 19. And I am but a simple droid." 
"Anakin Solo age 14." 
"Tahiri Veila, age 12." 

"Ah ok...you first appeared in a trilogy by Timothy Zahn. Your adventures 
at the academy were written by Kevin-" 
"Who booted them out Eva?" JB asked impatiently. 
"Humph! Zahn did. You see, your adventures were written somewhat out of 
order. 21 years after the Battle of Yavin when the other books had only 
reach somewhere in the later teens. People kept writing to fill in the 
void. Also, your books were written for young adults so some adults 
didn't consider them canon before the big clash. 
Anyway, 
Zahn wrote, and published, a book in which Mara Jade and Luke 
Skywalker 
fall in love and plan to marry-" 
"What?" The remaining Solo children cried followed shortly by their 
friends. 
"Yes and because she was never mentioned in your stories, your books were 
'booted out'." Eva said. 
"So, our parents won't come looking for us because we're not missing?" JA 
concluded. "And we'd have an aunt Mara...yuck! 
"Even if you missing were your parents wouldn't be able to come here, 
however, your parents and uncle are here now." 
"Huh?" TI asked. A group of familiar adults came walking up. Among them 
were TI's parents, JA and AN's parents, Luke, Chewbacca and several 
others. 
"Well, they are your parents that witnessed your adventures or were doing 
other things that they haven't done in other books. Not to mention not 
being married to people." Eva finished. 
"And there's no way at all out of here?" MTD asked alarmed. 
"Oh you can get out, but not to your universe." JB said. 
"Hey, AA just disappeared!" Anakin cried. 
"Oooh, not good." KN cooed. "That means that some of you, or maybe all of 
you are completely noncanon." 
"Not all." Eva put in. "Zekk, Anja, Tahiri and Lowie maybe, and their 
parents." Zekk's parents fall on top of him. 
Eva explained everything to the new groups. "And most of the people here 
don't listen to us and leave trying to find their universe." 
"Where can we go? I don't see anywhere to go." AN said looking around. 
"The land of Fan fiction lies beyond the blackness. You can push 
through." 
"Fan fiction? You mean stories fans write about the characters?" JA 
asked. She tried that once. 
"Yes. A terrible mixed up place. But if you go through you can have the 
false hope of one day reclaiming your thrown, err home." JB put in. 
"So lets go." Zekk said. "And Jaina before anything else happens I wanted 
to say...I'm sorry JN died." 
"Thanks, I was trying not to deal with it but I have to he's gone." 
"And you'll meet countless mixed up ones in Fanfic land." 
"You do realize that actually haven't been declared noncanon yet, that 
this is really a Fanfic?" Eva said suddenly. "KN and JB never ruled the 
universe the author just needed some guides for you. Good Luck." 
The YJK 
and JJK just looked at each other. 
"Son, before you go, I thought you should know your last name." Zekk's 
dad said. "Its Franklin." 
"Really? Franklin? That's kinda...I don't know, dorky?" He made a weird 
face at 
his newfound last name." 
"No of course not really, the author just likes it. It's the name of her 
stuffed turtle that she made her family get her for her birthday because 
her boyfriend had one just like it. Although she spells it Franklyn. It's 
also the name of the doctor on her favorite show. The boyfriend still has 
he turtle as far as she knows and has the same but he's no longer her 
boyfriend. He doubled timed with a younger, taller, darker girl named 
Sabrina. And I said and knew that because I am controlled by the author 
and so are you." 
Zekk just looked at him funny. And pushed his way through the blackness. 
Once he was on the other side he pulled Jaina through. This place was 
blue and crawling with familiar people. Another Jaina came up and kissed 
him, deeply. She pulled back to look at him and saw the others. 
"Oops. Wrong Zekk. Sorry. Hey common, I'll show you around." She waited a 
moment and then said. 
"Where's your Jacen?" 
"He's...dead. When we were declared noncanon our greatest enemies fell on 
top of us and Nolaa Tarkona killed him." 
"Ooo, I'm sooooo sorry. I would just hate it if my Jacen died! 
Because 
you are who were created after, your Jaina Prime and your brother 
would have been Jacen Prime...Get it? So we'll call you Jaima! And Zeime 
and Lowimie and Rayime and Lusime and isn't this great fun? I'm called 
Jaina898, the 898th version of Jaima. Also known as the blonde version. 
It really isn't fair though, not all blondes are as cheery as me. Take 
Jaina2 for example-" 
"You talk more than I do!" Tahiri laughed, I think if we let you more 
then me AND MTD!" Anakin nodded. Jaina898 led them around. They lost her 
in a crowd in an odd story. None of them could say they weren't glad. 
"Hello, are you Jaina Prime?!" A small Jaina asked. She looked five. 
"Uh, yes, who are you?" 
"I'm Jaina1, but everyone calls me little Jaina. Come, meet Lee!" The 
little girl took Jaina Primes hand and pulled her through the mess of 
people. 
"Lee, Lee, I brought Jaina Prime." Jaina1 let go of Jaina Primes hand and 
ran up to a short, blonde girl holding and medium tall blond boy's hand. 
"Hi li'le one. Hello everyone. I know you, Jaina but I'm afraid I don't 
know your companions." Jaina Prime introduced the YJK and the JJK. When 
she got to the detail of her brother being dead, Jaina1 started crying 
and ran to find her brothers. 
"I'm Lee. It's short for Leona Skywalker. In this 'demented universe' I'm 
your cousin. Luke married three times. Once to my mother, Shaala, once to 
Callista, and once to Mara Jade. He's had four children. Me and my twin 
brother Leon, Mion and Myra. This is my friend, husband to be, Tigris. 
Over there is Maggie and her twin Kert. That's Lance and Viya Roc. The 
latter two die. And those to rascals are my future children, Tyran and 
Lyra." 
"After the stories are written we all end up here and have a wonderful 
time. The dead ones come back, at least until you kill them again and 
everything regenerates when some one reads the story." Tigris said. 
"Watch out! He's coming again!" some one yelled. "Debut's Vader is 
coming!" 
"Hurry, come with us!" Lee yelled. "Everyone cover for the Primes, they 
can't be regenerated!" 
Everyone was running. Jaina tried her best to keep up with Lee. Then she 
heard a scream, it was Tahiri. She twisted back just in time to see her 
only brother take a shot for his best friend. This allowed Zekk to scoop 
up the little girl and run to her. Anakin was dead. 
Someone sliced the mad Vader in half. Jaina fell to her knee. She had 
lost two brothers in on day, or at least it seemed like a day. It didn't 
matter. Her twin and her younger brother were dead. Jaina1 threw her 
arms around Jaina Prime and cried along with her.