And No Eggs - Tool lyrics

MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK

Son of a bitch, do you know that you are a piece of shit?
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Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
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Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on an airplane.

THE EGGS OF SATAN

Die Eier von Satan
The eggs of Satan:
A half cup powdered sugar, a quarter teaspoon salt,
A knifetip Turkish hashish, a half pound butter,
A teaspoon vanilla, a half pound honey,
One hundred fifty grams mixed nuts,
A little extra powdered sugar, and no eggs.
Mix everything in a bowl, stir in butter, add mixed nuts, and make it into a dough.
Form the dough into eyeball-sized peices, roll it in powdered sugar,
And say the magic words, 'Sim salabim bamba saladu saladim!'
Place them on a greased cookie sheet, and bake for fifteen minutes at 250 degrees,
And no eggs!

MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK II

Asshole, shitty asshole.
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You make me sick, piece of shit.
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You disgust me, go fuck yourself in the ass, you asshole bastard.

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