How do they put up with me??
How my friends deal with me, I'll never know. I would have to say that Patty is the friend I've known the longest.She's usually with me at every outdoor event in the summer, fairs, carnivals and of course sporting events. We only ever really had one fight, that was like in 11th grade when her boyfriend Zach Luke broke up with her because he said she was boring, then he went out with me for a grand total of one week. I don't think we spoke to each other for months after that.
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I'm close friends with Beav and Jimmy, too...but I've only known them for about 8 years
Courtni has become a pretty good friend of mine over the course of the last year...and I can't forget Raeann, also known as "my lil sis". Raeann and I (and her mom, uncle, and a few others) drove to Arizona in the summer of '98. That was a trip of a lifetime...the cool thing was that I had only known her for about 3 months, and then I ended up going thru 9 states in 4 days with her. And then I stayed with her family in AZ for several days. You have no choice but to get to know someone pretty well when you're that close to them for 10 days.
Above are some of my most favorite pictures in the world....Little Hoss was Raeann's neighbor in Arizona. He entertained us night after night with his jokes and stories. He was, as he put it-"a stunt cowboy/amateur comedian". The best thing ever was the night Raeann and I were outside waiting for Hoss to come out to talk when we saw the BIGGEST bug ever crawling up the wall....We jumped up and pounded on his door, screaming for him to help us. He emerged from the apartment in a bathrobe, 10 gallon hat, one cowboy boot, and a loaded pistol. He took one look at the bug and yelled..."should I boot it or shoot it?" Now, i'm all about violence, so I said shoot it. he looked at his watch and said, "oh, its past 8, the neighbors are asleep, I'll have to boot it." and he smashed it with his boot.
A little later he brought out all kinds of guns and put on a gun twirling demonstration for us. If I ever go to Arizona again, I'm gonna look for Little Hoss. He wants to take me to dinner because he thought i was funny.
Beav's parties
Beav's New Year's Party 1998 was a party to remember...Or try to remember. I bonded with lots of people that night. Again, you have no choice but to get to know someone pretty well when you're fishing their head out of the toilet.
The little munchkin ended up getting a black eye from being dipped into Beav's toilet. Nothing like ringing in the New year with your face in Beav's toilet.
Beav's New Year's Party started with "the underwear incident"....that's where me, Joanna, and Raeann removed all of Beav's underwear from his drawer and replaced them with women's underwear that Joanna bought at Goodwill. Keith took Beav's real underwear and hung them all thru the house...even on the christmas tree and the spinning ceiling fan. That was funny. And I've never known a guy to have so many pairs of underwear.
The Party ended at 2pm the next day, and that's only because Beav had to go to work. That was a party I'll never forget.
Ok, sometimes I'm just a freak
I do weird stuff, I admit it. The best thing about it is when i find just the right person to be a freak with me, at any given time.
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One night in June Courtni and I decided to dress like complete retards and then go play miniature golf. Lucky for us there was a limo out front. We asked the driver to take a picture of us in front of his car. the guy thought we were funny, so he did. Well, now people were looking at us and the limo, thinking it was our limo. How cool, so we played it up, as if the limo was ours. Thats also the night Courtni almost choked to death on a pretzel. just because some long-haired guy straight out of 1984 walked by and I said,"OOOOOH, I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!" And then Courtni was choking and it was just funny. Oh yeah we also overflowed the one toilet so bad it was running out of the bathroom and into the arcade. The sign said OUT OF ORDER...we just wanted to know why.
I do strange stuff all the time, shock value is a beautiful thing..
