Here is my white car....now its black!!
I can't believe how good it looks.
I know I'm sick but I can't find a support group for people who are in love with their vehicles.
Even if I found a group like that, they'd all be jealous of my car anyway.
Ok, so I had my picture taken at the garage before I brought my car home.
| Why my car is better than a man | ||
| 1. It will always look good to me. | ||
| 2. It will never give me any shit. | ||
| 3. I can go for a ride whenever I want. | ||
| 4. I get to say how far, how long, and how fast. | ||
| 5. I get to drive. | ||
| 6. I get to play with the dipstick. | ||
| 7. It will take me wherever I want to go. | ||
| 8. I own it. | ||
Two of the most incredible sights in the world...me and my hot car.
