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*The camera fades in from a copyright logo, and we cut to a stilled image of thee EGWA logo. After nearly ten seconds, "Thunder Kiss 65" by White Zombie starts up, and we see a package highlighting the DRH/Cannibal/Will Storm struggle. It begins with DRH challenging Storm, and then the "Number One Contender's" bout set up between DRH and Cannibal. We see Storm interfering, thus setting up the eventual "Three-Way Dance" between the three men. The next clip shows Cannibal asking for a "Three-Way Stretcher" Match, and then the match he played Special Enforcer in, in which DRH lost to Will Storm. Storm is shown hitting Cannibal in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, and then holding the hammer in one hand, and his World Heavyweight Championship belt in the other. We fade from this image into the backstage locker room area.*

*We find ourselves in the locker room of The Future ‘TTO' Deke Carter, who takes on Russel Nikks later on that evening.*

Deke Carter: You know, a lot of people have asked me, Carter, why you gotta be so cocky? I mean, you'd be a cool guy, if you didn't think so highly of yourself. Well, I post to them this question: How can I not? I mean, I'm surrounded by total losers and wannabes, all of them wanting to be the man. But, as we all know, there can only be one man, and his name is Deke Carter. I hate to be the one to break it to you, Nikks, but you suck. Plain and simple, I'm gonna drop your ass in thirty seconds, and then go get some ladies. I may not be a Backstreet Boy...but I sure as Hell am larger than life!

*The camera cuts from his locker room into the EGWA Arena in Reading, Pennsylvania. The site of epic EGWA battles, the place is jam-packed to the new-renovated seating capacity. Fans scream their lungs out, as the camera pans around the inside of the arena. After several seconds of panning, we cut to the newsdesk, where Mike Rether and Clint White s it side-by-side.*

Mike Rether: Welcome, one and all, ladies and gentlemen, to the EGWA's March pay- per-view extravaganza, "Politically Incorrect!" Alongside my tag team partner, I am Mike Rether!

Clint White: And, I, of course, am Clint White, the most colored color commentator the world has ever seen!

Mike: Fans, we've got a night of great action here for you this evening! Ten bouts, a Battle Royale, and all six recognized EGWA championships on the line! Right now, though, I understand that we've got a situation in the back!

*The camera cuts to the back, where we see a black limp sitting alone. The windows are tinted dark, and there is NO way of seeing inside.*

Mike: Well, could this be one of the three rumored celebrities we're supposed to be seeing here!?

Clint: Nah, that's mine.

Mike: Yeah, don't you wish? Try the dented-up Pinto next to it!

Clint: Damn you Rether...I never heard your wife complaining about it...but, of course, she only ever saw the BACK SEAT!

Mike: Bastard!

Clint: Always remember who the king of the potshot is, Mr. Rether.

Mike: Fans, we're gonna go to an interview being conducted in the back with Karishma Rush! I understand she's managed to corner one of the three men competing for the World Heavyweight title this evening, The Cannibal!

Clint: Good luck Kharisma!

*The camera cuts to where Cannibal is seen unloading his bag and equipment from his black sedan.*

Kharisma: Mr. Cannibal, how do you feel going into your Heavyweight Title match?

Cannibal: How do I feel...how do I feel? Why not ask Will Storm how I feel? I mean, he's the one who seems to think it's good to go around smacking people in the head with sledgehammers. Storm, fear not, I'm going to hurt your this eve. I'm going to take your title...and I just might take your heart along with it! DRH, you've got something that I want, and that's simply your midget. I'm gonna be having a little dinner after the match, Hardcore Midget, and you're invited...as long as you bring the food, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*He goes on laughing, as the camera cuts into the arena again.*

Mike: Well, some very strong words from the Cannibal tonight!

Clint: That very well may be, however, who else can be the odds-on favorite going into that match besides Will Storm!? Storm has beaten everyone the EGWA has to offer! He hasn't lost a match since January!

Mike: Well, remember what happened to Jade Diamond after his two-month winning streak ended...

Clint: Please, don't remind me about that crackpot!

Mike: Fans, it's gonna be a night of great action, and it's time to get it started the right way! It's the EGWA pay-per-view of both Russel Nikks and Deke Carter, and they're going head-to-head! Let's get to the ring!!

The Future "The Twizted One" Deke Carter -VS- Russel Nikks

*"Crush ‘Em" by Megadeth starts up, as Russel Nikks appears from the back. He walks to the ring, playing to the fans as he goes. Stopping at the apron, he slowly rolls into the ring, and then stands on the middle turnbuckle, raising his hands high.*

Mike: Well, this man has been with the EGWA for a little while, however, this is his debut match with us!

Clint: I'm anxious to see what the kid can do!

*The house lights fade out, as Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against The Machine starts up. However, after nearly a minute has gone by, and one on has come out, the crowd looks confused. Nikks grabs a microphone.*

Russel Nikks: Let me make this clear! Either you, Deke Carter, get your stinking ass out here in tenseconds....or I win by forfeit!! 1.......2.......3......4......5......6.....7......8......9.....10!!! Ring the bell!!!

*"Crush ‘Em" starts up again, as Carter raises his hand high. The bell rings, and he walks out a winner. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*

Mike: Well, I daresay that was a letdown!

Clint: It's only gonna get better! Up Next, we'll have the match for the right to be Number One Contender for the Tag Team Titles, which will be decided later on this evening! The winner will receive a shot at the Tag Gold on the next Monday Night!

Mike: First, though, we're gonna send it to the back, where Richard Thorton has managed to catch up with Xavier Region, Jade Diamond, and Cam Furgeson! Let's go to the back!

*The camera cuts to The Organization's plush locker room. Sitting around the leather sofas are Jade, Region, Cam, and Richard Thorton.*

Richard Thorton: Now then, you boys have a very busy evening ahead of you! Jade, are you ready for your match with EGWA World Juniroweight Champion Trent Storm?

Jade Diamond: Of course I'm ready! What sort of question is that? The Jade One will go into the ring, as he has so many time before, with nothing to prove, and he will walk out a vindicated man. After this evening, no one will question the fact that I'm past my prime. And, I might just have a few surprises for all the fans out there...

Richard Thorton: Interesting. And, Cam Furgeson, this evening you take on one Vincent Vega, the man you betrayed a month ago at "Blood Sweat And Tears." Since Vega won the King Of Death Matches tournament a few months ago, you'll challenged the fact that he is the King. Why is that?

Cam Furgeson: Quite frankly, Thorton, I don't like you. However, I'm willing to let that fact go, in light of the fact that this show will allow me a forum for developing my own opinions. Soon enough, the true King Of The Death Match will be clear, when I defeat Vega in the center of the ring! Vincent, I certainly hope that you are ready for the man who has always been, and always will be, your superior. I intend to go into the ring, and MAKE you stay down for a ten-count. I care not what I am forced to do. I care not for your condition or your health. I am simply going to maul you. There will be no more Hardcore Masta left in you, after I beat it from your cold body.

Richard Thorton: Thank you, both for your time.

*The camera cuts into Crimson's locker room.*

Crimson: This evening, I am going to be making history. I am going to be declared the first man to publically kill and main an individual in five months in the EGWA. Oz, you've stepped into my path, and I'm not too happy about it. I am the Crown Of Thorns champion, and I am going to beat you. There's nothing else to be said. I'm going to destroy you, leave you for dead, and then walk out of the arena declared the winner. Get ready, Oz, cause you better believe I am.

*He rises, and then Justin Fleet gets up beside him. They exit the locker room.*

*The camera cuts into the basement of the arena. Standing there, we see the huge pryamid that two-thirds of the original EGWA Trinity, Ciarin Kade and Chaos, constructed. It stands in eternal rest, simply dormant there. However, then we see Oz kneeling in front of it. He seems to be praying...however, after several seconds, we hear him begin to laugh. He throws his head back, and continues to laugh, as the camera cuts out.*

Mike: Well, it looks like Justin Fleet is coming to the ring with him!!

Clint: Up next, the Crown Of Thorns title match, but what was Oz doing in the basement!?

Mike: I have no idea!! I don't even think this fight will be in the ring!

"TKO Match" - Crown Of Thorns Championship

Oz -VS- Crimson

Mike: Folks, we see Justin Fleet and Crimson walking down to the basement now!! What is going on here!?

*They push open a door, and then enter the basement. Across the room, they see Oz kneeling in front of the pyramid.*

Clint: Well folks, Fleet has just pulled a pipe out, and Crimson a huge steel rod! They're walking up behind Oz, and Oz doesn't even know what's going on here!!

Mike: Fleet and Crimson are behind him....FLEET DRIVES THE PIPE INTO THE SKULL OF OZ!!! OZ IS DOWN!!!

Clint: Crimson pulls up Oz, and then sets him up!! He delivers the first powerbomb, then lifts him up, delivers the second powerbomb, lifts him up, hits the third powerbomb, and then shifts him around, AND HITS THE DEATH VALLEY BOMB THROUGH A PILE OF WOODEN CRATES!!! GOOD GOD!! GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!! EVIL IMAGE!!!

*The referee begins the ten count.*

Ref: 1........2........3.........4..........5........6.......7.......8.......9...........10!!!!

Clint: That's it!!! The first ten count has already been administered!!! Crimson is one away from keeping his COT Championship!!

Mike: The ref, though, if ordering Fleet away from the fight area!! He seems to want to let Crimson and Oz fight it out themselves!! OHH!! Fleet just decked the ref with the pipe!! Ref goes down!! Ref goes down!! Ref goes down!!!

Clint: Now, the Dark Assassins turn back towards Oz...BUT OZ IS NOT THERE!!! He's not in the pile of broken crates!!

Mike: They're approaching the pile of crates now...OZ JUMPS OFF THE SIDE OF THE PYRAMID!!! HE LANDS RIGHT IN TOP OF FLEET AND CRIMSON!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

Mike: That's at least a twenty foot fall!!! How did Oz climb up the side of the pyramid that quickly!! Ox now grabs Fleet, and then slams him head first into the concrete wall of the pyramid!!!

Clint: Ox grabs his head, and then sets him up!! OHH!!! A sitout piledriver onto the concrete!! Fleet isn't moving!! He's out!! Oz now approaches the fallen Crimson!!

Mike: CRIMSON THROWS SALT INTO THE EYES OF OZ!!!

Clint: Crimson grabs Oz, and then twists him around into a DDT onto the concrete!! Crimson again grabs Oz, and then sends him flying into the side of the pyramid!! Oz is down, and Crimson pulls him up now!! He takes his head, and THEN SPIKES IT OFF THE CONCRETE WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! GOOD GOD!!!

Mike: That might've broken the nose of Oz!! Crimson now walks to that pile of broken up crates, and grabs a piece of splintered wood...OH GOD!!! HE JAMS THE PIECE OF WOOD INTO THE ARM OF OZ!!!! CRIMSON IS SHOWING NO MERCY HERE!!!

Clint: Crimson now pulls up Oz, and now looks to be going for a vertical suplex onto the concrete!! NO!! Oz blocks, and then turns it into a FISHERMAN'S BUSTER!!! FISHERMAN'S BUSTER THAT DRIVES CRIMSON INTO THE CONCRETE!!!

Mike: This is brutal!! People's heads are being spiked off of the concrete like mad!!

Clint: Oz takes Crimson, and pulls him up!! He nudges the ref, who is coming to! Oz is practically dragging Crimson around the side of the pyramid, where there is....

Mike: OH MY GOD!!! OZ HAS THREE TABLES STACKED UP ON THE SIDE OF THE PYRAMID!!! DEAR GOD!!! HE'S SET UP A TRAP!!!

Clint: Things are about to get out of hand here!! Oz is pulling Crimson to the side of the pyramid!! There's a small staircase, and both men are climbing that!! OH GOD!! They're at the top of the pyramid!! Crimson is fighting back, delivering punches to the face of Oz, but they seem to have no effect!!! Oz with a low blow, and now...

Mike: OH GOOD GOD!!! OZ PUSHED CRIMSON OFF THE SIDE OF THE PYRAMID!!! CRIMSON FELL A GOOD TWENTY FEET, AND THEN CRASHED THROUGH THOSE THREE STACKED TABLES!!!!! HE LANDED ON BARE CONCRETE!!!!

Referee: 1.......2......3.....4.......5.....6......7......8......9....10!!!!

Mike: That's the second ten count!!! Both men have earned one now!! This has literally turned into sudden death time!!! We're in overtime, and the goalies have been pulled!! This is anyone's ball game!!

Clint: Mike, please, enough sports analogies!!

Mike: Well, Oz is slowly making his way down the side of the pyramid now!! He's off the side, and he pulls up Crimson!! Both men are shot from this fight!! Oz grabs him, and then rams him headfirst into the side of the pyramid again!! They're brawling towards the opening to the inside of the pyramid!!

Clint: Crimson is sent flying, and he goes into the mouth of the pyramid!! Oz charges him with a lariat, and now, WE'RE INSIDE THE PYRAMID!!! WE'RE INSIDE!!!

Mike: Oz grabs an ankh that was hanging on the side of the pyramid, and then drives it into the head of Crimson!! He's pulled one of the death symbols off of the wall of the pyramid, and he's beating Crimson with it!!

Clint: Folks, Oz sends Crimson crashing into a makeshift altar now!! All of the personal belongings that Kade and Chaos left there have been disturbed!! Oz grabs the head of Crimson, and then slams it into a glass vase!! Things are turning bloody here!! Oz is destroying the pyramid!!

Mike: He sends him flying into an open door, AND THEY CRASH INTO THE BURIAL CHAMBER!!! They're in the burial chamber!!! Oz takes the head of Crimson, and then slams it off a sarcophagus!! Is that where Testament is buried!?!?

Clint: I suppose so!! Oz takes him by the head, and he's leading him up another staircase!! They're approaching the top of the pyramid!! Oz sends him flying through an opening, and then finds a large wooden pole!! He takes the pole, and then shatters it across the back of Crimson!! Oz is in firm control here!!

Mike: Folks, this is turning violent!! Oz has found a hammer now on the inside of the pyramid, and he drives it into the skull of Crimson!! OHH!! Crimson moves, and the hammer goes into the wall!! A piece of that wall was just crushed by the hammer!! Crimson grabs Oz by the hair, turns him around, AND THEN HITS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACE DRIVER INTO THE CONCRETE!!!! CRIMSON HAS LAID OUT OZ WITH THAT MOVE!!!!

Clint: Folks, Crimson takes the hammer again, and then begins to smash through the side of the wall!! He's created a large hole, and now he pulls up Oz!! He takes Oz by the hair, and THEN TOSSES HIM THROUGH THE WALL!!!!! OZ FALLS TEN FEET, DOWN THROUGH ANOTHER ALTAR THAT WAS BELOW!!! GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!

Referee: 1........2.........3...........4..........5.........6.........7.........8..........9.........

Mike: NOOOOO!!!! Oz got a shoulder up!!! Oz got a shoulder up!!! Crimson looks shocked!!! He sent him through a wall, down ten feet, to the lowest chamber of the pyramid!! What else can he do!?!? Wait, there's someone behind him!!!

Clint: Crimson doesn't see that person, and now THE FIGURE BEHIND HIM SHOVES CRIMSON!!! CRIMSON NOSE-DIVES, AND FALLS TEN FEET DOWN!!! HE FELL TEN FEET!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!!! THE PERSON WHO SHOVED HIM MEANWHILE IS STARTING DOWN THE PYRAMID!!!

Referee: 1........2.......3.......4........5........6.......7.......8......9........10!!!!!!!!

Clint: GOOD GOD!!! Oz has defeated Crimson!!! Oz is the new Crown Of Thorns Champion!!!! OZ HAS DONE IT!!!

*Oz slowly gets to his feet, after behind thrown through that altar. He rises, and then leans against the wall. The referee hands him his title, and we see the person who shoved Crimson walking out from behind the shadows...*

Mike: Oz is walking up to him...he sticks out his hand, and the person takes it!! They're shaking hands!!! NOO!!! The man who shoved Crimson has twisted Oz around, and hits a twisting DDT!!! TWISTING DDT ONTO OZ!!!

Clint: What the hell is going on!? He helps Oz win, and then attacks him!? Who is it!!??

Mike: I can't tell....HE'S WALKING INTO THE BACK OF THE PYRAMID NOW!!!!

*The camera cuts back into the arena.*

Mike: Folks, what a bizarre turn of events!! Who was that man!?

Clint: Why would he help Oz, and then turn against him!?

Mike: That match has left us with more questions then it did answers!

Clint: What a fight, though!

Mike: You've got that much right, at least! Right now, we're gonna go to the back, where I understand that we're gonna try to get a word with Pastor Mark Brian, who will be taking on both Brendan Aryze and Chaos for the Lord Of The Dance title!

*The camera cuts into a back alleyway, where we see PMB sitting in a chair.*

Pastor Mark Brian: Brothers....the time has come. I will be forced to preach a bloody sermon this week. I've been given limited options in this matter, and, Aryze, Chaos, you have been chosen. This eve, all the world is my pulpit. I have no choice here, friends. I am going to be forced to make an example of you, as well as the rest of the EGWA. The Lord Of The Dance championship shall be my offering to my God. I shall stand tall tonight, with the title over my head. Chaos, Brendan Aryze...your reckoning has come...

*The camera cuts into the back of the arena, where we again see the limo. However, the doors begin to open up, and out steps-*

*The camera suddenly cuts into the arena.*

Mike: Well, I've just been informed that the man or men in that limousine are, in fact, the ones who will be doing battle with Sick Puppy and Big Daddy in just a few moments!

Clint: WOW! These must be huge stars, if they're cruising around in limos!

Mike: Well let's go find out right now! Up next, The Devil's Own vs. a mystery tag team!!

Number One Contendership For The EGWA World Tag Team Championship

The Devil's Own -VS- ???????/??????

*"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts up, as Sick Puppy and Big Daddy start out from the back. They strut to the ring, playing to the fans along the way. As they climb into the ring, Daddy steps his foot over the top rope, and Puppy rolls in. They continue to work over the crowd, as their music fades out.*

Mike: Well, I guess this is the big moment....

Clint: Get it over with already!

*The lights slowly fade out, as the arena is pitch black. The fans are left in utter darkness for a few minutes. They are getting anxious, they begin to cheer. A blue lights begins to shoot over the arena. Fireworks shoot out from the ceiling of the arena and the main stage. Then, the ICWA Theme Song begins to play. The fans go nuts as they don't know who's coming out. But the theme is blaring away nonetheless. The video is playing old ICWA clips of past matches. Then, the fireworks shoot again as the beginning of the song restarts. "The Icon" Alex Brown, 6x ICWA World Heavyweight Champion, 4x ICWA United States Champion, 3x ICWA Intercontinental Champion, 6x ICWA Tag Team Champion, ICWA King of the Cage winner, and former ICWA President, walks to the beginning of the ramp. The fans are cheering for "their Icon". He lifts up the ICWA World Tag Team Championship, and shows it to all the fans. He then puts it over his shoulder. Then, after him, Preston Stratton, the former Exodus, former "Luscious" Lucas Williams, walks out. He is wearing the ICWA Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, the fans cheer even more as their favorite, Stratosis, walks out. He is wearing the ICWA Tag Team Championship around his waist. Brown and Stratton stop at the end of the ramp, throw down their titles, and Alex lifts up a microphone. He begins to speak*

Alex: I know all you people love your Icon...but...SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You know why we're here...for 2 reasons, and you ignorant fans wouldn't, ever, never, figure it out. You're all too ignorant and stupid! We're here for 2 reasons, 1, take over the EGWA in the name of the ICWA. 2, to show that the ICWA is, THE very best wrestling promotion out there! by the way, I am Big Daddy's daddy. He can call me papa!

*He lifts his head up. The fans start to boo him.*

Alex: What did I tell all you Mother Fuckers?! SHUT THE HELL UP!

*Alex then hands the mic to Preston Stratton.*

Preston: Hey, you two douchebag's in the ring, don't fuck yourselves, we'll be in to kick your ass in a minute. Now, we realize that this fed is occupied by a bunch of, jobbers, and no named talent. Alex, who is that in the ring? Yeah, you're right...Who gives a fuck?! Oh wait- I know, that's FDA! You now Alex, F--- Dat Ass! Ahahahaha! You two will soon regret ever accepting a mystery match, for we will take you out, not only of your contendership, but your careers to. Don't critcize us for what we have, talent, good looks, hate yourselves for what you don't have, look at it, wish you had it, and eat your hearts out.

*Preston drops the mic as they run inside the ring, they are met with kicks to the back, Devil's Own is just stomping the hell out of these two. Sick Puppy lifts up Alex as the action switches over to the commentators.*

Mike Rether: Getting things going now, Sick Puppy lifts up Icon and just starts to beat the hell out of him! Not a good impression from the ICWA newcomers! Preston knocks down Big Daddy and Low Blow to Sick Puppy!! Alex ties up with him, and executes a perfect bodyslam! Sick Puppy barks in pain!

Clint White: Preston and Alex setting up Big Daddy now, they hook him up, and double suplex! Big Daddy is down, I have a feeling, ICWA is gonna make short work of the Devil's Own! Icon and Sick Puppy tie up, Puppy gets the advantage with a headlock, but Icon coutners with a back body- he's holding him in the air, he's waiting for Preston, Preston DDT's Big Daddy, gets out of the ring, and slides in a chair, Icon then drops Puppy onto the chair!

Mike: I don't think Stratton realizes it, but that DDT to Big Daddy barely effected him at all. Stratton is pulling out all the weapons from under the ring, so far he has a ladder, a few chairs, and especially what makes this match, tables. Preston gets up, and is met with a huge over the ropes leap from Big Daddy! Preston is down! Big Daddy lifts Preston up, and bodyslams him on our table! I would watch it Clint... Big Daddy gets up, sets him up, oh no, I think, it is, Sky High!!!! Sky High!!! RIGHT THROUGH OUR TABLE!!! Stratton is out!!!!!

Clint: Well, Alex sees this and this doesn't make him too happy, he grabs the chair in the ring, and floors Sick Puppy!!! Icon gets out of the ring, and nails Big Daddy right in the skull! Barely affected by the chair shot, Big Daddy grabs Icons throat!! Looks like a chokeslam!! Preston slowly gets up, and sees this, what does he have?

Mike: Steel Pipe right to the back of Big Daddy's head!!! The giant is out cold!!! Look at that pipe, there's blood all over it!! Preston is going psycho!! Look at him just slam that pipe into the back of Big Daddy's skull!!!!! And it's perfectly legal!!!!!

Clint: I think Stratton is taking himself too far, what's Icon doing? He's setting up two tables, right on top of each other!! This doesn't look good....Not good at all..

Mike: Icon gets in the ring, but Sick Puppy attacks Icon! Clothesline! Icon pops back up, and another clothesline!!!! Again!!!! and another!!! Look how Icon flipped right over!!! Ouch!! Sick Puppy lifts him up, and suplex!!! Sick Puppy sets him up for a powerbomb, he lifts him up, but Icon counters, pushes Sick into the ropes, and his skull is met with a steel pipe!! Stratton just nailed Sick Puppy right in the face!!!! The Devil's Own isn't looking too good!!

Clint: Big Daddy begins to get up, he grabs Stratton! He's punching the hell out of him! He's taken his pipe!!!!! Stratton is dizzy and Big Daddy just nailed a home run right off Stratton's head!!!!! He's out!!!!!!

Mike: Big Daddy is taking him somewhere, I think to the back!! In the ring it's Icon and Sick Puppy!!! Icon sets an unconcious Sick Puppy on the tables, gets out of the ring, and sets it on fire!!!! The tables are on fire!!!!!! Icon gets on the top turnbuckle and springboard moonsaults onto both tables! Both men are out!!!!!

Clint: Stratton and Big Daddy are fighting in the back, Big Daddy Hip Toss's Stratton right through a glass window!!!! Big Daddy lifts a bloody Stratton up, and gets ready to powerbomb him!! Stratton punches Big Daddy's head, and gets behind him, Low Blow!!! Bulldog!! Big Daddy has been laid out!!

Mike: Stratton walks over to a Utilities Closet, Big Daddy follows but Stratton whips a broomstick over his head!!! Big Daddy falls down, and Stratton gets a hose out of there, and turns it on!! He's spraying water all over him!!!!! He sticks the hose in Big Daddy's mouth..he's suffocating him!!!!! ANYTHING TO WIN! STRATTON MAKES ME SICK!

Clint: Axiom takes it out, and ties it around his neck! Stratton is a sadistic bastard! He releases it, and Stratton stands with his back towards the camera...it looks like he's pissing on him!!!! What a lack of respect or regard Stratton has!!

Mike: Axiom finds a cart nearby, and throws Big Daddy into it! He's pushing him towards the arena! But, they're on the second floor! Strattons finds a balcony, oh no...he's gonna...oh no...you can see Icon down below with a ladder and 3 tables, what is Preston going to do?! Icon gets the tables stacked, and sets them on fire!!!! Those tables are burning!!! My god!!! Preston delivers a hard shot to the jaw of Big Daddy..

Clint: Preston reaches in that cart...he's got a bag of thumb tacs and nails!! He dumps them all over the flaming tables!!! Icon sets Sick Puppy on there...Preston....Stratton throws Big Daddy off the BALCONY RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPEMENT!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!

Mike: Preston Stratton is signaling for something, he smiles, turns his back, MOONSAULT FROM THE SECOND FLOOR ONTO 3 STACKED BURNING TABLES!!! RIGHT ONTO SICK PUPPY!!!!!! SICK PUPPY IS OUT COLD!!!!

Clint: Oh and how convenient!!! Axiom is right on top of him!!!! The referee counts...1...2...3!!!!! Sick Puppy has been eliminated!!! NO!!!!

Mike: Now it's just Big Daddy versus ICWA! This man can't talk both of them on!! Icon lifts up Big Daddy and starts to control the fight, but Big Daddy out of nowhere with a collossal headbutt!! Icon falls down, and Big Daddy runs over to Stratton, and covers him for the pin! 1...2..3!!!!!!! Preston Stratton, Mr. ICWA himself has been eliminated!!! Yes!!!!

Clint: Icon gets up, and low blows a delirious Big Daddy, and he grabs his hair and they start to work towards the ring!! Big Daddy whips Icon over the guard rail, and gets back in, he throws him in the ring, and then pulls out 3 tables!!! Big Daddy gets in the ring, and ties up with Icon, he whips him into the ropes and Icon is met with an elbow smash! Big Daddy lifts him up, and brings him down with a Bodyslam!! Big Daddy, once again lifts him up, double under hooks his arm...

Mike: I don't know how Icon gets enough strength, but he flips him over!!! Icon has gotten his second wind!! He lifts up Big Daddy, whips him to the ropes, Big ducks, Icon doesn't turn around in time, and he's met with a boot to the face!! Ouch! Big Daddy sets him up on the turnbuckle, then gets outside the ring, he puts all 3 tables inside, and gets more and puts them in, Icon, falls off the turnbuckle and out onto the floor!!!

Clint: Big Daddy sets up all the tables, you can't see any of the mat!! I guess the tables act like the mat!!!! Big Daddy grabs a ladder, and throws that in there, and more thumb tacs!!! Yes!!! Get rid of that ICWA Scum!!!! Big Daddy puts Icon on the apron, then sets him on the turnbuckle, but wait, he's said he's forgotten something!! He walks over to the far left corner of the ring area, and takes apart the guard rail!! He's putting it in there!!!!

The Card Continued...