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*The camera fades up from the copyright restrictions, and then we see a still image from "King Of Death Matches." We see Will Storm winning the World Title, Vincent Vega winning the King Of Death Matches tournament, and then the match signing between the two men. We see Jonas Testament being thrown out of the Goodyear Blimp, Lance Slade winning the Triple Entente title, Chaos coming back from what seemed to be his retirement to win the Crown Of Thorns Title from Crimson. We see Stevie Odyssey coming out of the crowd on Monday Night. We see Pastor Mark Brian charging out of the audience to attack Jade Diamond, and their subsequent feud. We see the triumphant return of DRH at "KODM," winning the full Presidency from Xavier Region, and then Mr. Rian Palm, the co-owner of the EGWA, coming back from injuries sustained at DRH's hands to take back the power. Finally, the montage ends, showing us Will Storm's joining of the Organziation.*

*The montage closes, and then fades into the "Blood, Sweat And Tears" logo. After several seconds, the graphic fades out, and then fades into backstage area. Jade Diamond is standing backstage, with a bottle of Evian Spring Water in hand. He is pacing around in his locker room. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door.*

Jade: Come on!

*He looks at the camera, and then turns it so we can't see the door anymore. We can hear Jade talking.*

Jade: So, you already for tonight, eh?

*They continue talking, as the camera cuts to the Canter House in north Philly. We see screaming fans packed into the small arena, many holding signs. We see "Jade: Your Reckoning Has Come!!" "Crimson's On A Highway To Hell," and "Bring Back The Midget!" The camera pulls off a roaming shot of the arena, and then pans over to the entranceway. We hear "Thunderkiss 69" by White Zombie start up, and Mike Rether and Clint White appear from behind the curtain to a large pop. Both of the men wear black suits, as they make their ways to the newsdesk. Both put on their headsets, and then sit down.*

Mike: I got to say, fans, welcome to "Blood, Sweat, And Tears 2000!!!

*The fans pop loudly.*

Clint: What we are going to see tonight is an evening of total and utter insanity!! Tonight, we will bring to you some of the most-

*Suddenly, the camera cuts to the back, where we see EGWA wrestler Trey Reed beaten in the back. Blood pours from his mouth, and he is currently on fire!! We see security run to the back.*

Guard: Somebody get some help back here!! This guy's fucking on fire!!!

*The camera goes back into the arena.*

Mike: HOLY LORD!! Two minutes into the broadcast, and we've got someone flaming already!!

Clint: Are you referring to Genesis?

Mike: Well, now that you mention it...but, who do you think would've attacked Trey Reed!? Clint: Maybe Palm was sick and tired of Reed. I mean, he hasn't exactly been the hardest worker...

Mike: But, Reed is a close personal friend of Jade Diamond, Rian Palm, Lance Slade, and Sport Jones. I mean, they're good friends out of character. None of them would've done this!

*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up.*

Clint: Well, maybe we'll find out here...

*We see the owner of the EGWA, Mr. Rian Palm, step out from behind the curtain. He walks to the ring, with the Cannibal at his side.*

Palm: Welcome, one and all, to the EGWA's February pay-per-view extravaganza, "BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS 2000!!!"

Crowd: EGWA!! EGWA!! EGWA!!

Mike: Listen to this reaction!

Palm: Yes, this is the EGWA!! Now, tonight fans, I do believe that you will see an evening of changes!! Namely, the changing of the EGWA forever!! You will see Lance Slade retain his Triple Entente title, and forever change the life of Donovon Richter!! And, of course, you will see "The Perfectionist" Will Storm destroy Vincent Vega for the World Heavyweight Title!!!

Crowd: PALM FUCKS SHEEP!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!!

Palm: You know, if you continue with that idiotic banter, I will personally see to Cannibal going out there, and BITING OFF EACH OF YOUR NOSES!!!

Crowd: PALM FUCKS SHEEEEP!!!!!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!!!!!!

Mike: Jesus!! They've gotten louder!!

Palm: Godamnit!! May God damn you all!! Cannibal, do your job!!

*Cannibal jumps out of the ring, and then steps over the guard railing into the crowd. He picks a fan up by his throat, and then tosses him over the guard railing. He attacks another fan, ripping a chunk of his nose out.*

Mike: JESUS CHRIST!!! THE CANNIBAL STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Clint: Wait, someone has run down to ringside!! He has a baseball bat with him, but he doesn't look like a wrestler!! He's in the ring, and he NAILS PALM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BAT!!! HOLY LORD!!! PALM'S HEAD IS SPLIT OPEN!!!

Crowd: MAKE HIM BLEED!!! MAKE HIM BLEED!!! MAKE HIM BLEED!!!

Mike: They're going nuts!! That man is attacking Palm, and Cannibal now sees him!! He's going back to the ring, however, the police are already there!! They've restrained the man who attacked Palm!! They've got the man cuffed, and they're hauling him off to jail!!

Palm: YES!! Arrest his ass!! Make him pay!! Make him pay in jail!! Make him rot!!

*Cannibal helps Palm to his feet, "The Zoo" starts up again. Palm and Cannibal leave the ring, as the camera returns to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: Good lord!! So far, we've seen Trey Reed attacked and lit on fire, Cannibal rip a man's nose out, and Rian Palm bloodied by an attacker with a baseball bat!!

Clint: Do you think the man with the bat could've been the guy who was calling up the Jaleth Complex? The one who was said to have connections with both Rian Palm and, the late Travis Martin?

Mike: I guess anything is possible. I still can't believe that someone would run out from the back and attack Palm like that!

Clint: If you liked that, let's get ready for the first match of the evening!! Lance Slade, the current Triple Entente champion, versus Lil Fozzy vs. Gavin G. Montoya, the former champ, in a Three-Way-Dance!!! Elimination rules apply here!!! Let's go to the ring!!

EGWA Triple Entente Championship - Three-Way Dance

Lance Slade -VS- Lil Fozzy -VS- Gavin G. Montoya

*"Hard As They Come" by Rage Against The Machine, Lil Fozzy's special music, starts up. The luchador starts to the ring, with his hands held high for the crowd. Reaching the ring, he leaps onto the middle rope, beckoning towards the back.*

* "The Ghost Of Tom Joad" by Rage Against The Machine starts up, and Gavin G. Montoya starts towards the ring with a bottle of water in hand.. He stops at the top of the rampway, and then pours the water over his head. He drains a little into his mouth, and then tosses the bottle into the crowd. He stands outside the ring, waiting for the champion.*

*"Paradise City" by Guns ‘N Roses starts up, and Lance Slade appears from behind the curtain. The fans boo the current champion. He looks worried over the attack on Palm, however, he is obviously ready for war. He wears his Triple Entente title over his shoulder, as he slowly walks to the ring. Handing the title to the referee, he completes a spinning superkick in the ring, and then hits a pose. Suddenly, Fozzy leaps at him with a clothesline, and the bell rings.*

Mike: Here we go!! Think about the high-flying possibilities this match has! All three men are well-versed in the luche libre style! They've all traveled to Mexico, and they're now in the EGWA!!

Clint: Fozzy is working over Slade with rights and lefts, and now Montoya hits him from behind with a spinning heel kick! Kick to the back of the head by Gavin G. Montoya! Montoya is at Slade now, and he lifts him to his feet!! Sending him flying into the ropes, he nails a dropkick onto "The Spectacle!" Montoya is on fire here!!

Mike: Fozzy is back up again though, and he runs at Montoya!! Frankensteiner by Fozzy!!!

Clint: It's a fozzysteiner! No, a fozzensteiner!!

Mike: It was amazing! Now, Fozzy is climbing to the middle rope!! He looks to be trying a double axehandle, however, Slade is up now! He stops Fozzy, and then climbs to the middle rope as well!! He hits a bulldog from the middle rope!! Good lord, what a move! Slade pulls Montoya to his feet, and then sends him into the corner!! Slade in the corner with a huge splash!! Splash by Lance Slade!!

Clint: What a move! Slade now in the corner, with a HARD KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!!

Crowd: WHOOO!!!

Mike: The fans are loving this action!! Slade is backing up Montoya, and then delivers another chop to the chest!! Gavin's chest is bright red from the brutal chops! Slade pulls him out of the corner, and then sends him flying into the ropes! Slade attempts a clothesline, however, Montyoa ducks, and then flows into a DDT!! DDT out of that clothesline!! What a move!!!

Clint: Lance's head was just bounced off of the ring mat!! Fozzy is up, and now he charges Montoya! He hits a forearm shot across the bridge of Montoya's nose! Good lord!! Montoya's nose was nearly ripped open! That shot to the face was brutal! Fozzy grabs onto Montoya's arm, and then approaches the turnbuckle! He walks up the ropes, and then stands in the center of the ring ropes, ala The Undertaker!!

Mike: Now, he comes off with a clothesline!! Clothesline from the top rope!! Good God, what a move by Lil Fozzy!!

Clint: Fozzy is up now, and he pulls Jade up by his hair! He sends him flying over with a SNAP MARE BY THE ROOTS OF LANCE SLADE'S HAIR!! OH MY GOD, HAIR IS IN FOZZY'S HANDS!! HE TORE PATCHES OF SLADE'S HAIR OUT WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!!

Mike: Fozzy now backs up, and then delivers a kick to the small of Slade's back!! A harsh kick to the small of his back!! Slade screams in pain!! Fozzy backs, and jumps out with ANOTHER KICK TO THE BACK!!! Slade's in trouble right now!!! Fozzy is to his feet, and he lifts up Montoya! No, Montoya with an eyerake!! Eye rake by Montoya!! Montoya now grabs Fozzy, and delivers a vertical suplex into the center of the ring!! He bounces off the ropes, and then completes a springboard moonsault off the middle rope! No, Fozzy has his knees up! Knees into the chest of Montoya!! Fozzy is up, and he locks an arm bar into Gavin Montoya!! He's got an arm bar on, and he doesn't see Lance Slade getting to his feet!

Clint: Slade from behind with a kick to the head! Fozzy just fell off of Montoya! Slade leaves both men in the ring, and then finds a steel chair! He tosses it over the top rope, and then slides in! He sets the chair in the center of the ring, and then pulls Montoya to his feet!! Slade is going to do something brutal here, fans! He double underhooks, and then hits a BUTTERFLY TIGERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIR!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT FOR MONTOYA!!!

Mike: Lance covers..1...2...Kick out! Gavin Montoya kicked out! Slade looks mad, and he pulls Montoya back to his feet! He sends him flying into the ropes, and then hits a drop toehold out of it! Montoya's face bounced off of the mat! Slade goes over to Lil Fozzy, and then pulls him up! He tosses him into the corner, and then hits a hopping wheel kick! Fozzy was bounced off of that turnbuckle! Slade gets the chair again, and then pulls Fozzy up! He gets the chair, and then tosses it at Fozzy! Fozzy catches the chair, and Slade flows into a VAN DAMINATOR!! VAN DAMINATOR THAT BOUNCED THE STEEL CHAIR OFF OF LIL FOZZY'S HEAD!!! However, Slade isn't going to end it! Instead, he rolls out of the ring, and then falls under it!

Clint: Slade seems to be looking for something under there! HE'S BROUGHT OUT A TABLE!!! HE SLIDES IT INTO THE RING, AND THEN CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE!!!

Mike: Slade waits for Montoya to get up, and then leaps off the top rope with a missle dropkick!! Missle dropkick into Montoya!!! Slade is up, and now he pulls Lil Fozzy up! He sets him on the top rope! Now, Lance drags the table to the corner of the ring, setting it up diagonally from the ropes!!! Slade follows to the top now!!! What are we going to see here!?!?

Clint: Slade sets Fozzy up, and then pulls him into a crucifix!! He has him on the top rope for a crucifix powerbomb!!! Wait, Slade is standing on the top rope!!! JESUS CHRIST, A TOP ROPE CRUCIFIX TIGERBOMB!!!! CRUCIFIX TIGERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!! LIL FOZZY MUST BE BROKEN IN GODDAMN HALF!!!!!

Crowd: JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS CHRIST!! JESUS CHRIST!!!

Mike: They're tearing the roof of the place!! No, Slade isn't covering!! He instead lets Fozzy lying in the middle of the ring!! Now, he's got the chair set in the middle of the ring again!! What in the Hell does he have in mind here!?!?

Clint: Slade again pulls up Fozzy, and then double underhooks his arms...Good lord, could he be going for the Box Office Smash!?!?!!?

Mike: I guess we'll never know, cause Gavin G. Montoya just hit a dropkick to the back of Slade's head! Slade just fell over!! Fozzy is up, and he turns around to Gavin! Gavin grabs him, and then flows into a facebuster onto the chair!! Facebuster onto the chair!!! Fozzy's head just bounced off that chair!! Cover by Gavin Montoya...1...2...3!!!!! Lil Fozzy is the first man eliminated!! LIL FOZZY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

*Fozzy rolls out of the ring, and then makes his way to the back of the arena.*

Clint: Slade is being kicked, as Montoya wastes no problems attacking "The Spectacle!" He's driving kicks into the back of Slade, and now Montoya climbs to the top rope!! He looks to be trying for a plancha!

Mike: Plancha by Montoya!! Slade is rolled over into a cover....1....2....Kick out by Slade! Slade got out of it! Slade is up to his feet first, and he begins to stomp away at Montoya!! He has that chair that was in the ring, and now he sets it on Montoya's head!! He pulls up Montoya, and then smacks the chair with a wheel kick! Wheel kick to the chair that was set on his head!! Montoya is down!!

Clint: Lance now walks over, and jumps on the chair!! Good Lord, that chair bounced off the chair!! Mike: No, Slade is up, and he pulls out his legs!! Montoya falls hard!! Slade up top now, and he double underhooks the arms!!! Now, he FALLS BACKWARD WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH FROM THE TOP FUCKING ROPE!!!!!

Clint: That is it!!!! Not only is Gavin Montoya beaten, he is FUCKING DEAD!!!

Mike: Slade covers....1.....2.....3!!!!! Lance Slade successfully defends his Triple Entente Title!!!

Clint: What a match to start off the evening!! That was one Hell of a match!!

*Slade leaps up, as "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up. We cut to a package highlighting the match. When we come back, we see Gavin G. Montoya being loaded onto a stretcher, with a brace on his neck.*

Mike: Fans, that Box Office Smashfrom the top might've actually KILLED Montoya!!

Clint: We'll try to keep you updated on the situation, as the night progresses. Right now, though, we're gonna cut to the back! Let's go!

*The camera switches to the back, where we see Jade Diamond, Will Storm, The Cannibal and Sport Jones sitting on leather sofas. As Lance re-enters the room, they break into applause.*

Jade: Way to go, Lance! One hell of a match!

Sport: Yeah, I can't believe they took that idiot out on a stretcher.

Storm: Damn funny stuff, man.

*Palm enters the room, carrying a cup of coffee.*

Palm: You know what I saw in the audience earlier? A sign that read "Bring Back The Midget!"

*The Organization breaks into laughter.*

Palm: You know...all these people might be in for a huge surprise...

*Palm motions to the camera, which cuts back to the arena. We switch to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: Well, what a sad two weeks it was, fans. The EGWA lost one of it's own, Jonas Testament. At this time, we're gonna cut to a special package, highlighting the entire career of this extraordinary young men!

*Cut to a still image of Jonas Testament standing atop a ladder, the ICWF Hardcore Title in hand. "Harvester Of Sorrow" by Metallica plays in the background, as we see the major moments of his career: his feud with DRH in the ICWF and the EGWA, his bloody NEW battles with Ben Genesis, his killing of Joey Budafuco, his ending of the careers of ICWF's Society, Mr. Maroon, and Casey Maxwell, his pinning Shockwave, Chaos and Maxwell to become the first Crown Of Thorns champion, his years of battles. As the scene closes, it fades up to a still image of Jonas looking in to the camera during his farewell speech to the EGWA a few weeks ago. Up fades these words:

Jonas Testament
1976-2000
"You Have Nothing To Fear
But Fear Himself"

*The camera cuts back to the arena, where ring announcer stands with a microphone.*

Toribio: Ladies and gentlemen, as we all know, these two weeks have been a very trying time for the EGWA. The employees and officials of Jaleth Enterprises wish, at this time, to commemorate this card to Jonas, with a ringing of the bell ten times.

*BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!! BONG!!*

Toribio: Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

*We cut to a video package featuring the feud of Jade Diamond and Pastor Mark Brian, stemming back to their first match in the NEW. We see their recent problems over the previous weeks, and then we cut back to the newsdesk*

Mike: Next up, folks, another of our premiere matches! Jade Diamond vs. Pastor Mark Brian, in a "Barbed Wire Dog Collar" Match! Let's go to the ring!

"The Foundation" Jade Diamond -VS- Pastor Mark Brian

"Barbed Wire Dog Collar" Match

*The house lights dim out, and "I'm Alive" by Helloween starts up, as Jade Diamond emerges from the back. He walks with Ferdinand The Financial Advisor and Bernard the Ebonics-Speaking Ninja beside him, watching out for any suspicious-looking foks standing around. Rolling under the bottom rope, he looks out at the fans, and then stands on the second turnbuckle, his hands held high.*

*"More Human That Human" by White Zombie starts up, as Pastor Mark Brian starts out from the back. He slowly walks to the ring, with the fan's support behind him. He slides in under the ropes, and then awaits the ref to connect the collars.*

Mike: The fans have really taken to PMB!

Clint: The idiots, they love anyone who fights against Palm!

*The referee connects Pastor Mark Brian with the collar, and then secures the other side around Jade's neck. The bells rings, and Jade and PMB begin to circle one another.*

Mike: They go into a lock-up now, and I must admit, this is going to be a great match! These two have faced off twice before, once in EGWA, once in NEW, and the Good Pastor has gone home the winner on both occassions! Could this one be different!?

Clint: Jade off to a start at breaking that streak, as he begins to kick away at PMB! He broke out of the test of strength, and now he backs PMB into the corner!! Jade is kicking away with hard boots to the stomach!! PMB is down!! At any moment, that razor wire could catch either man!! This is going to get bloody, and fast!

Mike: Jade now out of the corner, and he's in the center of the ring posing!! Not the best thing to do, as PMB is up with an elbow to the back of Jade's head!! Jade is down, and now PMB pulls him right back up!! He sends him into the ropes, and then catches him with a dropkick!! PMB is on fire!! Jade begins to roll to the outside, forgetting the wire connecting both men, and now PMB is pulling up on the rope!! Jade is going to be hung over the top rope!!

Clint: That's the reason they have the wire connecting them, so they can't get out of the ring!! PMB is lynching Jade over the ropes, and Jade is powerless to escape!! Now, PMB lets his fall, and then pulls him back into the ring!! He sends Jade into the ropes, and then catches him with a drop toehold!! PMB goes right into rear chin lock!! Mark Brian is using actual wrestling moves here!!

Mike: This is great!! Both these men are excellent wrestlers, and we might see a hint of that tonight!! However, both of these men can get extreme as they come!! They can mix it up any way the other seems to want the match to flow! PMB and Jade are so much alike in style, we could see a long match here!

Clint: Now, PMB drops the chin lock, and pulls up Jade again!! Hard kick to the gut, followed by another one to the face!! Jade flies backwards, and it looks as though PMB is ascending the ropes!! He's going to the top, however, Jade is up!! He pulls out Mark Brian's legs, and then grabs him!!

Mike: Jade pulls PMB from the top rope hard!! PMB landed on some stray barbed wire, and we've got the first blood spill of the match!! PMB landed on his back in the middle of that pile of razor wire!!

Clint: These two are getting violent!! Jade has PMB back up, and now he sends him has him into the corner!! Jade up, and he begins to pound on the head of PMB!! No, Mark pulls out his leg, and Jade falls forward, neck-first across the top turnbuckle!! PMB is taking the initiative now, and he begins to stomp away at Jade in the corner of the ring!! PMB pulls him back up, and then slams his head off the top turnbuckle!! PMB is a house of fire, as he is bouncing Jade's skull off the ropes!! No, Jade with a block, and now a low blow!!

Mike: PMB down again, and Jade now begins to stand on his neck!! He's gonna try to choke out Mark Brian with his foot!! Jade steps off, and then bounces off the ropes!! Leg drop across the throat of PMB! Jade is up again, and he drops another leg!! PMB is in serious trouble right now folks!!

Clint: Well fans, this is a first!! We have never seen a match like this!! This is about to get as extreme as they come!! Jade off the ropes, and he looks to be going for another legdrop!! No, PMB rolls out of the way, and JADE LANDS ON A PATCH OF THE STRAY RAZOR WIRE!!!

Mike: Jade's leg is carved up now!! He's still on the ground, and now PMB locks a halfcrab on the leg!!! He's punishing Jade Diamond's right leg here!! Jade could be tapping at any moment!! No, PMB lets off the leg, and then pulls up Jade again!! He whips him into the ropes, and then catches him with a harsh kick to the side of the face!! Mark Brian with a sidekick!!

Clint: PMB down on Jade, and he mounts him with punches to the face!! PMB is looking to bloody Jade's face here!! He now takes a strip of the stray wire, and wraps it around Jade's hand!!! What does PMB have in mind here??

Mike: Brian rises to his feet, and then YANKS UP ON THE RAZOR WIRE!!! HE RIPPED OPEN JADE DIAMOND'S RIGHT WRIST WITH THE WIRE!!!

Clint: This is getting bloody!! This just may be the final fight we see both these men in in a while!! They're going at it tooth and nail!! PMB pulls up Jade again, and then hits an European Uppercut!! Jade falls back into the corner hard!! PMB approaches him, and then begins to stomp away at him again!! We've seen little wrestling from either man here, simply brawling!! PMB sends Jade into the ropes, and catches him with a clothesline!! Jade's throat it slashed wide open!! He is bleeding like a stuck pig!! PMB drags Jade close to the ropes, and then rolls out of the ring!!!

Mike: He's going for a chair!!

Clint: He shouldn't be allowed to leave the ring!! Disqualify him now!!

Mike: This is the EGWA!! PMB back in the ring now with chair in hand, and he hammers Jade hard in the face with the chair!! Jade is once again in serious pain!! OMB takes the chair, and then wedges it in Jade's face!! He backs off, and then climbs to the middle rope!! He comes off with a hard senton onto the chair!! Jade's face was just smashed!!! PMB off again, and he takes the barbed wire!! He wraps it around Jade's neck, and then hits him with the chair again!!! Jade's face is ripped wide open!!!

Clint: These two seriously hate one another!! PMB lifts up Jade, and whips him into the ropes!! He catches him with a hard dropkick!! Jade down again!! PMN takes the razor wire, and then drags it across the back of Jade Diamond again!!! Jade's a bloody mess right now!! We need to stop this match ASAP!!!

Mike: There is only one solution here, Clint!! Jade has to be taught a lesson!! PMB seems to be the perfect instructor!!

Clint: Jade is trying to get into the corner, and PMB stops him with a brutal kick to the neck!!! Jade is on the verge of dropping this match here!!! PMB now has the chair again, and he sets it across the neck of Jade!!! He's choking out Jade Diamond right here!! Jade is very close to being out, and now Mark Brian once again takes the slack from the wire into his hands!!

Mike: What's he gonna do here!? He takes the wire, rolls Jade onto his stomach, and then wraps the wire around his neck!!

Clint: Brian sits back, AND HE HAS A CAMEL CLUTCH ON WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! JADE DIAMOND MIGHT BE KILLED HERE!!! HE LOOKS TO BE TAPPING OUT!!!

Mike: Wait, Bernie is up on the apron with a chair!! Chair to the head of PMB!!! Bernard and Ferdinand charge into the ring, and Bernie's got a table!!! They've got the table set up in the corner of the ring!!!

Clint: Thank God!! It was getting close there for a second!! Jade is up on the top rope, and he motions for Bernie to set PMB up!! Jade has him up as if to go for a top rope powerbomb, however, now Bernard is up as well!! Could they be going for a superbomb, ala The Pitbulls!?!?

*Suddenly, a man in a black hooded sweatshirt, a pair of jeans, and Doc Martins runs from the crowd. He hears for the ring.*

Mike: What is that man doing!? He has the chair that Bernie used, and he nails Bernie over the head with it!!! Bernie is off PMB!! PMB is alive, and HE TURNS JADE INTO A FRANKENSTEINER FROM THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE TABLE!!! JADE DIAMOND WAS SENT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!

Clint: Mark Brian rolls over into a cover....1....2....3!!! For the third time, PMB has pinned Jade Diamond!!! He put away Jade, with the help from that stranger! Who could that be...

*Suddenly, the man pulls back the hood, revealing...*

Mike: TRENT STORM!!! THAT'S TRENT STORM, FORMER MEMBER OF THE REGIME, ALONGSIDE JADE DIAMOND, DYNAMITE KID, AND BRENDAN AYRES!! TRENT STORM IS IN THE EGWA!!!!

Clint: I guess he's here for revenge...

*Trent grabs a microphone.*

Trent Storm: (laughs) Well, I tell you, you would never think that one man would have such an impact, eh? Well, I tell you, that's what life's about. You know something? You all doubted me! None of you ever thought that I could ever amount to anything. Hell, look at my record. Sure, the wins and losses are there, but title wise? Nothing. Jesus, all I've held was one title, a crappy BAWA World Wide Web title. Does that mean anything now? NO! But, boy, in that BAWA, to quote Dr. Dre, "I ripped shit up". Me and a bunch of lost souls we, well quite frankly, we formed one of the best damned stables in wrestling history! Many people thought that we would never be stopped. We treaded over our competition, and never looked back. Hell, that group was so damn good that WE knew we could never be stopped. Maybe that was our problem, though. Maybe we all were too big. At times, doesn't everybody think that they're too big? Hell, personally, I found out for sure. Back in that federation, a rookie was coming up through the ranks. His name? Jade Diamond. Our group looked at him and saw talent. We saw pure potential in that kid. So, the logical step was to offer him a position in our stable. He took it, but from there, everything went downhill.

Trent Storm: And that's why I'm back Jade Diamond! I have always blamed you for the breakup of our elite echelon. A rookie like you should never have been allowed entrance into that group. Hell, if it wasn't for you, the sky would have been the limit. So I'm here in the EGWA, and my first purpose is to take you out, Jade. The time has come for you to meet your superior, and his name is Trent Storm. Jade Diamond, you will rue the day that you ever heard that name, because it will be the last name that you ever hear.

*With that, he tosses down the mic, as "Back In Black" by AC/DC starts up. Trent raises both arms above his head, and then heads to the back. The camera returns to the newsdesk.*

Mike: WOW! Trent Storm, with one Hell of a debut!! Palm and the boys won't be happy about this one!!

Clint: You're absolutely right! There will be serious repercussions here!!

Mike: We'll see! At any rate, fans, we're now gonna go the back, where I see that two- thirds of the Trinity, Chaos and Ciarin Kade, have some words!!

The Pay-Per-View Continued...