*We fade out from the package, and then we see Will Storm getting out of his personal limo alone this week. Over his shoulder is the World Heavyweight Championship, and, on his arm is a lovely blonde. They start towards the ring.*

*The camera cuts into the Ephrata Recreation Center in Ephrata, Pennsylvania. The small YMCA is packed to the rafters with insane EGWA fans. "Thunder Kiss" 65 by White Zombie starts up, as Mike Rether and Clint White walk out from behind the entranceway, to a medium-size pop. They walk to the newsdesk, and then put on a pair of headphones.*

Mike: Welcome, one and all, to EGWA Monday Night!! As always, I am Mike Rether, and, right next to me is Clint White! For the next three hours, get ready for the hottest wrestling action on the East Coast!

Clint: What a night this will be! I'm excited!

Mike: We get the tag team tournament, the match between DRH and Cannibal to determine the Number One Contender for Will Storm's World Title, and-

*Suddenly, the arena lights dim out, and "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up. "The Organized Legend-Killing Perfectionist" Will Storm steps out onto the rampway, his World title dangling over his shoulder. He takes a few steps onto the ramp, taking the belt from his shoulder, and holding it high above his head. The fans give him an insanely large chorus of boos, as he walks down to the ring. He stops at the apron, and rolls into the ring. He rises to the middle turnbuckle, and raises the title again. More boos, as Will grabs a microphone.*

Will Storm: You know, I'm beginning to think that the EGWA is out of legends. I mean, you all saw me defeat Ciarin Kade a month ago, making me the only man to ever accomplish that feat. I've beaten Hardcore Jay, the man who is said to be some sort of "hardcore icon." I've beaten Vincent Vega so many time, I've lost track, and, you know what? I've done it all FAIRLY AND SQUARELY!!!

*The fans boo wildly.*

Will Storm: Face it, Vega tried twice now, and, both times, he was unable to defeat me! I beat him in his domain, the hardcore "Rage In The Cage" Match, and I defeated him in the technical environment, in the "King Of Old School" Match!! I'm ten times the athlete, and man, he could ever be, and, face it, there's nothing you, or he, can do about it!!

Will Storm: But, at this upcoming pay-per-view, I get to take on either DRH or The Cannibal!! Now, just looking at these odds, it seems as if "The Perfectionist" is screwed either way! I mean, I either take on the first-ever World Heavyweight Champiom, the Cannibal, or I take on the man who revolutionized the belt, DRH!! And, either way, I bet you all think I'm screwed out of this belt!!!

*The fans give a huge pop.*

Will Storm: Yes, that's what you think...but, later on tonight, you will see the rise of the new generation of the EGWA, and the fall of the old guard!! "The Perfectionist" will change into the "Legend-Killer!!" And, things around here will change DRASTICALLY!!! Now, hit the music!!

*The fans give a huge chorus of boos, as the camera pans back to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: Well, those are some strong opening words from the World Champion if you ask me!

Clint: I'd say so, however, don't you think it's justified? I mean, he has proven that he is truly the "Legend Killer!"

Mike: Well, the fans don't seem to agree with you on that one! But, right now, we're gonna go to the ring, for the first match in the World Tag Team Championship Tournament! It's gonna be a good one!

*"Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang" by Dr. Dre booms through the arena as Funkmaster B and Dead Sexay, the Playa Hataz, make their way to the ring. They are dressed all in Fubu and Boss clothes, wearing gold chains, the newest Lugz, and bandanas. They dance their way down the ramp and to the ring, acting like complete idiots having a racial identity crisis. They both hop into the ring and start to break dance for the cheering crowds.*

*"Wake Up" by Korn begins to play as Vincent Vega and Gilgamesh make their way to the ring, staring at the fools dancing in the ring. Both of them slides in and start to beat the living hell out of the Playa Hataz!*

MR: All four men are brawling it out now! Wait a minute.......

*"Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins begins to play, as red and gold strobe lights begin to flash. Oz slowly begins to walk out onto the ramp. He wears torn acid jeans, black boots, a black "Sepultura" t-shirt, and a black leather jacket. His long, jet-black bangs hang partly over his eyes, he has a dark goatee, his left eyebrow is pierced, and a tattoo of the Eye of Horus is around his left eye. He walks down the ramp slowly, watching with intent malice at the Playa Hataz, Vega, and Gilgamesh.*

CW: Holy shit! He's coming this way!

*Oz walks over and sits down beside Clint White at the announcer's table.*

CW: Uh.........ummm.........hello, Mr. Oz... Oz: *Growling low with rage* Don't talk to me like that......

CW: Uh.........*swallowing hard*......okay!

MR: Gilgamesh tosses Dead Sexay out, now Vega and Gilgamesh whip Funkmaster B into the ropes, then send him down with a double vertical suplex!!!! Gilgamesh steps out onto the apron, as Vega lifts up Funkmaster B, lands a few punches, and takes him down with a Russian leg sweep! Vega picks him up, whips him into the ropes, but Funkmaster B clotheslines him and drops a big elbow!!! He lifts Vega up, jabs him in the jaw a few times, Vega fights back, but Funkmaster B kicks him in the midsection, snapmares him, then hits Vega with a fist drop!!! Vega stumbles up, catches Funkmaster B, knees him in the gut, knees him in the face, then kicks him right in his head!!! Gilgamesh tosses him in a chair, Vega swings at him, Funkmaster B dodges, then catches him from behind, and hits a dragon suplex!!!!! Vega runs, tags in Gilgamesh, who clotheslines Funkmaster B, and begins to hammer him with the steel chair!!!!! Funkmaster B is dazed, and Gilgamesh picks him up in a standing fireman's carry AND INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!!!

CW: Gilgamesh is looking unstoppable out there!!! He's a monster!!!

Oz: Hmmph...you want to see a monster......*laughs demonically*hehehehehehe...

CW: Funkmaster B manages to tag in Dead Sexay, who looks a little reluctant to get in! Dead Sexay steps cautiously into the ring, but that does him no good and Gilgamesh grabs him by his throat and hits a chokeslam powerbomb!!!! He tries to lift him up for a chokeslam, but Dead Sexay gouges his eyes! The blinded Gilgamesh drops him, Dead Sexay does a little dance, THEN KICKS GILGAMESH'S NUTS RIGHT UP INTO HIS THROAT!!!!!! Dead Sexay leaps up, grabs Gilgamesh's neck, and sends him down with a huge DDT!!!!!! Funkmaster B is up on the ropes now and lands a gigantic frog splash onto Gilgamesh!!! 1...2...kick out by Gilgamesh!!! The Playa Hataz are trying to punch Gilgamesh, but he isn't even phased, AND HE GRABS BOTH OF THEM BY THEIR NECKS AND CHOKESLAMS THEM BOTH!!!!!!!! HOLY SCROTUM SWEAT!!!!!!!

MR: Gilgamesh pins Dead Sexay! 1...2...Dead Sexay kicks out! Both men get up, they start punching the hell out of Gilgamesh, they whip him into the ropes, and hit him a double back body drop!!!!!! Funkmaster B stays in, while Dead Sexay climbs out onto the apron. Funkmaster B starts punching Gilgamesh right on his brow, which is bleeding slightly, and the he hip tosses Gilgamesh and drops a quick leg across his chest!!! Gilgamesh gets up, whips Funkmaster B into the corner, and tags in Vincent Vega! Vega climbs up to the second rope now and starts punching!

Fans: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!!!

MR: Funkmaster B gets his wind back AND SPINE BOMB SLAMS VEGA!!!!!! Funkmaster B jumps up to the top rope, puts on his pair of shades, and flies off and lands a perfect elbow drop right on Vega!!!!! The Playa Hataz are tearing up the house tonight, folks!

Oz: Just wait, Michael......someone else is about to "tear up" something...

MR: Funkmaster B whips Vega into the ropes, Vega rebounds, but Gilgamesh tosses him a chair, and Vega plows right over Funkmaster B with the steel chair!!!! Vega starts hammering Funkmaster B now!!!! Dead Sexay runs in to interfere, but Vega just rams the chair in his gut and hits a mat slam!!!! Funkmaster B runs at him, but Vega clotheslines him!!! Vega clotheslines Dead Sexay, Funkmaster B again, Dead Sexay again, and now Gilgamesh runs in to help him out!!! Gilgamesh tries a back body drop, BUT DEAD SEXAY REVERSES IT INTO A NECKBREAKER!!!!!! Funkmaster B nails Vega with the chair, Vega is dazed, AND FUNKMASTER B JUST THREW VEGA OUT OF THE RING AND HE CRASHES DOWN INTO OUR ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! VEGA WAS ALMOST FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR AND HE JUST CRASHED RIGHT INTO OZ!!!!!!!!

CW: BY THE EXCESSIVELY LARGE PENIS OF JOHN HOLMES!!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!

*Vega starts to stumble up, but Oz was the man he crashed into, and Oz doesn't look happy! Oz folds up his chair and hammers Vega with some rumbling chair shots that shake the camera!!!! Oz drops the chair and then hits a flowing DDT that bounces Vega's head off the chair again!!! Vega's head is about to cave in, and Oz locks the Everlasting Gaze on him and slowly chokes him out! Vega loses consciousness, and Oz tosses him like a rag doll back into the ring.*

CW: DEAD SEXAY AND FUNKMASTER B PIN THE UNCONSCIOUS VINCENT VEGA!!!!!! 1...2...3!!!!! THE PLAYA HATAZ HAVE SECURED THEIR FIRST EGWA VICTORY, THANKS TO OZ!!!!!!

*Oz slowly slides into the ring and stares maliciously at the Playa Hataz. The Hataz start to clap their hands and want Oz to join in. He doesn't, and the Hataz begin their horribly choreographed dance. Oz watches them for a minute, then slowly reaches for his steel chair...*

MR: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! OZ JUST SENT THREE CHAIR SHOTS INTO THE HEAD OF DEAD SEXAY THAT JUST SHOOK THE VERY BUILDING!!!!!!!!! DEAD SEXAY IS OUT!!!!!! Oz rams the chair into Funkmaster B's gut, lifts him up, AND TOTALLY DESTROYS HIM WITH A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!!!!! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!!! OZ HATES THESE TWO MEN!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!!!

*"Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins begins to play, and Oz slowly begins to leave the ring, but the Playa Hataz follow behind him acting like they're friends or something...*

CW: Look at those idiots!!!! Oz nearly killed them both, and they still want to be his friends!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

Mike: Good Lord!! What a match! I can't believe the Playa Haterz escaped with the win!

Clint: Are you kidding!? I mean, they were taking on Vega and Gilgamesh! Thank God they were eliminated!!

Mike: Well, that was a good team they were taking on. Vega and Gilgeamesh will be a top team in the upcoming months, we just have to wait a little on them, I think!

Clint: Wait for them to get older!? Face it, if they're not good by now, they're not gonna get any better!

Mike: Well, that remains to be seen! Right now, we're gonna go to the back, to see if we can get a word with one of the top picks in this tournament, Rich And Famous!

*The camera cuts to The Organization's locker room, where Jade Diamond and Cam Furgeson sit alone.*

Jade: Ah man, not too much longer now!

Cam: Yeah, I can't wait to get in there, and take it to Dick Puppy and Little Daddy!

Jade: No, I meant that I can't wait to debut my new persona!

Cam: Oh yeah, that! You're not gonna give it away yet, are you?

Jade: To these peons!? No way! They'll have to wait and see what Jade Diamond looks like tonight!

*The camera cuts to NC-17's locker room, where DRH and The Vigels sit.*

DRH: Damn it! Damned crackers!

Kevin Anderson: Ah well. I mean, we're still the Stable Champions, and, after tonight, you'll be the top contender for the World Title!

Ryan Lewis: Yeah, and, I mean, it's not like the teams in the tournament are that great. The Playa Haterz, while are great, are nowhere near the level of The Vigels! Even if Vega couldn't get the job done, we sure as Hell will!

DRH: That's the spirit! Stick it to them, NC-17 style!

*Anderson and Lewis turn to stare at him.*

Anderson: That....sounded really...odd...

The entire stable bursts into laughter, as the camera cuts back to the arena.*

Mike: Well, we've heard from two of the top picks in the tourney at this point, and now we're gonna see the next teams in action!

Clint: This is gonna be great! Let's go to the ring!!

*The house lights fade out, as "Ironman" by Black Sabbath starts up. Morgan Black and John Bay appear from the back, and stop at the top of the rampway. They both raise their hands above their heads, and then finish their run to the ring.*

*"Faith" by Limp Bizkit starts up, as Damien Simons and Chaos slowly start towards the ring. They stop at the ramp, and then stare out over the fans. They then complete their walk to the ring, and slide in, as the bell rings.*

Mike: Here we go!! Chaos and Black are gonna start things off here against one another!! Chaos kicks him in the stomach, and then sends him into the ropes!! He goes for a clothesline, however, Black dodges it! He grabs Chaos by the shoulder, turns him around, and then pulls him around into a tombstone piledriver!! Tombstone into the center of the ring!!

Clint: Black grabs Chaos, and then drags him into the corner of the Hell Raisers! Black pulls up Chaos, and then tags in John Bay! Bay climbs into the top rope, and then comes off with a double axe handle onto Chaos!! Black is out of the ring now, and Bat grabs him!! Oh, a vertical suplex into the center of the ring!! Bay looks great tonight!! He pulls up Chaos, and then sends him into the ropes!! Oh, a nice dropkick by Bay!! Bay is hot tonight!!

Mike: Bay walks over to the fallen Chaos, and then locks on a side headlock!! Oh, Bay is trying to take down Chaos here!! Bay wrenches back with that headlock!! Wait, Simons is in the ring, and he nails Bay in the head!! The ref is yelling at Damien, and Bay pulls Chaos back into the Hell Raiser's corner!! He grabs the arm of Chaos, twists it around, and then tags in Black!!

Clint: Black climbs to the top ropes, and then DROPS A FIST INTO THE TWISTED ARM OF CHAOS!!! Black looks great!!! Black scoops up Chaos, and then nails a bodyslam onto Chaos!! Black off the ropes, and he drops an elbow across the chest of Chaos!! Morgan gets back up, bounces off the ropes again, and hits another elbowdrop onto his chest!!! Black is taking Chaos to town tonight!! He pulls up Chaos again, and then pulls his head down!! He's going for a piledriver!! He lifts him up for a crucifix powerbomb!!!

Mike: No, Chaos ducks out of it, and then kicks him in the gut! He pulls up Black, and then hits an ACE CRUSHER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Chaos laid out Black with that Ace Crusher!! Chaos now is slowly getting to his feet, however, he's still feeling the effects of the attacks from both Black and Bay!!

Clint: He's heading for his corner, however, Bay is in the ring!! He clotheslines Chaos to the mat before he can tag in Simons!! Damien is mad now!!!

Mike: Bay drags Chaos back into the corner, and now Morgan Black is back up!! He grabs Chaos by the head, and hits a swinging neckbreaker onto Chaos!! Chaos is down again!! He's up, and he goes to Chaos's feet!! Oh, he's locked on a Boston Crab!!! He's got a Boston Crab on Chaos!! There's no way Chaos will escape now!!

Clint: Wait, Chaos is starting for the ropes!! He's gonna try to get out!! Chaos is running for the ropes...HE HAS THEM!!! Chaos has broken the Boston Crab! He's escaped!! Black releases the hold, and then pulls up Chaos again!! Oh, a nice DDT onto Chaos!! Chaos is laid out yet again!!

Mike: I'm liking this one, baby!! Black pulls ups Chaos again, and then sets him up!! Oh, he's got him set up for a vertical suplex...NO!! He dumps Chaos over the top rope!!! Chaos tumbles onto the outside!! Black walks to the ropes, but now Damien Simons is in!! He clotheslines Black, and Black flies up over the top rope!!! Two men are outside the ring now!! Simons climbs onto the middle rope, and then hits a SPLASH ONTO MORGAN BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! GOOD LORD!!!!

Clint: Wait, John Bay is on the turnbuckle now, and he HITS A CROSS BODY BLOCK ONTO SIMONS WHO IS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! ALL FOUR MEN ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!!

Fans: EGWA!! EGWA!! EGWA!! EGWA!!

Mike: They're loving this!!

Clint: I'M LOVING THIS!!!

Mike: Bay grabs Simons now, and he sends him over the railing into the crowd!! Simons is in the crowd, and now Bay leaps over the railing onto Simons!! He's pounding away at Simons in the crowd!! Wait, Chaos is slowly getting up, and he has a chair!! He nails Black over the head with it, and Black goes down!! Chaos has the chair again, and he climbs onto the guard railing!! He tosses the chair to John Bay in the crowd, and then comes off WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK OFF OF THE RAILING INTO THE CROWD, AND THAT BOUNCES THE CHAIR OFF OF BAY'S HEAD!!!!! MY GOOD GOD!!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

Mike: What a move!!! Chaos is looking great right now!!! Chaos pulls up Bay, and then sends him flying into the railing!! He hits his back hard on the railing!! Chaos charges again, and clotheslines Bay back into the ringside area!! They both spill out of the crowd into the ringside area!! Simons is back now, and he runs!!! HE DIVES OVER THE RAILING RIGHT ONTO JOHN BAY!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE DOVE OVER THE RAILING!!!! HE CLEARED THAT RAILING!!!!

Clint: I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT!!! Amazing!!! Simons is hurt, though!! He's lying on the ground!! Wait, now Black is up!! He grabs Chaos, who is trying to help out Simons, turns him around, and then hits a BRUTAL DDT ONTO THE GROUND!!! Morgan Black pulls up Chaos, and then rolls him into the ropes!! Black is in as well, and he runs at Chaos!! Oh, a nice knee lift to the head of Chaos!! Chaos is in trouble!!! However, on the outside, Simons is still lhurt!!!

Mike: I think it's his ankle!! Simons's ankle is hurt!! John Bay is getting up, and he has a chair in hand!! He sets Simons's ankle inside of the chair, and then climbs onto the ring apron!! OH MY GOD!!! SENTON ONTO DAMIEN SIMONS'S ANKLE!!! I HEARD THAT SNAP!!!

Clint: Simons is not fighting anymore!!! Bay rolls back into the ring, and he's gonna help Morgan Black here!! Black pulls up Chaos, and then lifts him over his shoulder, as if to go for a running powerslam!! John Bay is on the middle rope!! He gets the head of Chaos, and THE HELL RAISERS COMBINE FOR A RUNNING POWERSLAM/BULLDOG COMBINATION!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! THEY MIGHT'VE BROKEN CHAOS'S NECK!!!!!!

Mike: WAIT!!! Simons is trying to climb back into the ring!!! Black covers Chaos...1.....2....NO!!!! SIMONS MADE IT TO THE RING, AND HE SAVED CHAOS!!!!! His ankle is still hurt, though!!! Black walks to Simons, who is still on the ground, and then LOCKS ON AN AND HE PUTS ON AN ANKLELOCK!!! HE'S TWISTING THE ANKLE OF DAMIEN SIMONS'S OUT OF PLACE!!!! IS SIMONS GOING TO TAP OUT!?!?!?!? LOOK AT THIS NOW!!!

Clint: Bay has grabbed the body of Simson, and now they're STRETCHING HIM OUT!!! THERE IS NO CHOICE!!!! DAMIEN SIMONS TAPS OUT!!! DAMIEN SIMONS TAPS OUT!!!! THE HELL RAISERS HAVE WON THIS MATCH!!! THEY ADVANCE!!!!

*"Ironman" starts up again, as Black and Bay run from the ring quickly. They stop at the top of the ramp, and raise their hands high. Then, they step into the back. The camera cuts back to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: WHOA! So far, the first match of the second round looks like The Hell Raisers vs. Tha Playa Haterz!

Clint: What a match that'll be! Two very different teams!

Mike: That's right! The Hell Raisers are a very ground based team, while Tha Playa Haterz are a high-flying duo! That should be a huge match-up!

Clint: But, right now, we're gonna go to an interview in the back, with DRH, who gets his chance at a World Title shot at "Politically Incorrect 2000!"

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