*The scene switches to backstage in what looks to be a dark and musty boiler room or janitor's closet. Oz sits slouching in a corner of the dark room, dressed in torn jeans, a "Monster Magnet" t-shirt, and a spiky black leather jacket. He looks up at the camera, he has long hair, a goatee, a pierced left eyebrow, dark eyes, and a tattoo of the Egyptian "Eye of Horus" symbol over his left eye. An intense but subtle hatred is in his eyes, and he speaks.*
Oz: Many have wondered what is the man behind Oz, some have found answers, but none have liked the answers they have discovered. All people have found inside of me is emptiness, nothingness, soullessness, a black void lit only be a spark of hatred, and bright and scorching spark it is! This fire of malevolence is burning for YOU, John Bay and Morgan Black! Many have wondered what the tattoo around my eye means. It's a symbol...a symbol of all of omnipotent and the power of truth...the power to see through your lies and the walls of illusion you put up to defend yourself from reality, to defend yourself from the fact that your life has no meaning and that all you're here for is to live, fuck, and die! John Bay and Morgan Black, I can see through your lies, I can look past your confident facades and your total and mind-narrowing arrogance, and I can peer into your soul and see just how completely and totally full of bullshit you are! The only reason you live is because you think your worth something, well all that's about to change! I will not lie and say it wasn't my fault that I lost at "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" when your friend pushed me into the bed of broken bulbs. But unlike you narrow-minded and ignorant sheep, I learn from my mistakes, and my mistake was not sending you out of the arena in body bags!!! Trust me, John, Morgan, I am a perfectionist and I do not make the same mistakes twice. Playa Hataz, I don't care what you do. Whether you hurt them, harm me, or beat us all, I couldn't care less. Just leave me alone...
*We cut to a shot of two long, black limousines pulling up outside the Washington Armory in Washington, DC. From the first limo, we see Jade Diamond, Xavier Region, Will Storm, and Cam Furgeson. From the second, out come Bernard the Ebonics- Speaking Ninja, Ferdinand The Financial Advisor, and Ace Starling. They get together, and then begin to walks towards the ring, as the camera cuts out again.*
*We fade up to inside of the Washington Armory, where we see nearly seven thousand packed inside to witness the newest live event from Jaleth Enterprises. We see several signs, including "Cam Sold Out," "Crimson Is A God," and "Oz Blows Munchkins." The camera pans to the entranceway, where "Thunderkiss 65" by White Zombie starts up, as the EGWA announce team, Mike Rether and Clint White, step out. The fans give a decent pop, as Mike and Clint walk to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Fans, we are eight days coming out of "Blood Sweat And Tears" and I would like to welcome you all to Monday Night!!
*The fans pop loudly.*
Clint: That's right, Mike, and what a ppv it was! I mean, we saw the arrival of five huge superstars, the turn of Cam Furgeson, the return of our original World Champion, the Cannibal!! It was a great event!!
Mike: It truly was!! Now then, onto tonight! We're gonna see-
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up, as the fans instantly begin to boo. Leading the way is Cam Furgeson, his Juniorweight title over his shoulder. Next, Sport Jones and Jade Diamond step out. Finally, from the back come Xavier Region and Will Storm. Storm holds his World Heavyweight title high above his head, and then The Organization starts for the ring. Region grabs a mic.*
Region: Listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once!! The Palm era is over!! From now on, we're in a whole new Region of Hardcore!! You are entering a world that is going to be more Organized!! No longer will he have men like Motorhead Massacre running around, killing people!! We will not have people like Oz talking about genocide!! And, above all, we will not have men like DRH, Vincent Vega, or Hardcore Jones running around, making the lives of their bosses miserable!!!
*The fans cheer at NC-17's names.*
Region: You can cheer all you like, however, it's not going to change the fact that NC-17 is dead!! We all saw it!! Their absolute one redeeming value, The Hardcore Show, is no more!! He realized that he was on a sinking ship, and he headed onto one that was coasting into the promised land!! He is now The Organized Show, and I believe he has a few words for all of you!!
*They boo as Furgeson gets the stick.*
Furgeson: Shut up, all of you!! I want all of you to look at the man who took the large, proverbial knife, jammed it into the back of Vega, Jones, and DRH, and then pulled it out, and stuck it into their black hearts!!! Quite simply, NC-17 is dead...and I'M THE MAN WHO KILLED THEM!!!
*The fans boo wildly at him.*
Furgeson: That's right, boo all you like, however, it doesn't change the fact that you'll never again get the chance to cheer for your heroes again!! They're dead and buried, and I put them there!!
*The fans begin a "Cam Sucks Region!" chant. Cam passes the mic to Will Storm, who raises his World title over his head with one hand, and takes in the boos.*
Storm: Why do you insist on booing me!? I am your champion, and a very Organized one to boot!! Wouldn't you rather see the title on a man like myself, rather than a complete imbecilic, uncultured, swine like DRH!?
*The fans go wild, and, as if on cue, "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne starts up, as DRH and Hardcore Jones start out from the back. DRH raises his hand to silence the crowd, and then turns to stare with hatred at Storm.*
DRH: Did you hear that reaction? Quite simply, they love me. They can't get enough of me. I AM the greatest athlete the EGWA has ever seen, and I am here with a request to Mr. Region.
Region: What do you want, Dan!?
DRH: Seeing as how no one really wants to see Will Storm as champion, because, let's face it, he sucks, I am going to offer myself as a number one contender for that title!
*The fans begin to cheer.*
Region: Uh uh, no can do Dan! You know the situation. You're not President anymore! You cannot make any official choices or decisions anymore!
DRH: What's the matter? Afraid the ratings will go up if you take the title off of your little Organized Champion, and put it on a REAL man!?
*The fans go nuts. Storm, who is very angry, grabs the microphone from Region.*
Storm: Listen up, you little pissant!! You want a piece of me!? Let's do it right now!!!
*The fans go nuts.*
Region: No, no, no!! We can't simply book a match like that!! Now, I recognize that the fans would like to see DRH in a World title match, and I'm going to give them that...
*The fans go nuts. DRH nods slowly.*
Region: IF!! IF!! I will give DRH a shot at whoever the champion is out of this week...if DRH can beat The Cannibal next week!!!!
Mike: GOOD GOD!!!
DRH: Bring him on!! I'm not scared!!
Region: You heard it here fans!! Cannibal vs. DRH, next week, to decide the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Championship for"Politically Incorrect 200!"
DRH: Bring it on! And, as far as NC-17 begin dead goes...I think you'll all find out about that later one tonight!!!
*The fans erupt, as "No More Tears" starts up again. Region stares angrily at DRH, as he walks away. We see Jade and Sport yelling at fans. Storm nudges Region, as they begin to walk from the ring, as to who the new NC-17 member could be. The camera cuts back to Mike and Clint.*
Mike: WOW! What an announcement! Next week, DRH vs. The Cannibal, to decide who gets the shot at Will Storm at "Politically Incorrect!"
Clint: Huge news that was!!
Mike: But, right now, we're gonna go to the ring, for our first match of the evening! We're gonna see some great action here!!
*"The Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins starts up, as Oz starts from the back. He carries his third of the Stable Titles with him. Sliding in under the ropes, he holds the title above his head, and then tosses it over the top rope.*
*"Ironman" by Black Sabbath starts up, as Morgan Black and John Bay run from the back. Morgan carries a sawed-off pool cue with him. They slide under the ropes, and begin to attack Oz. The bell rings.*
Mike: Here we go!! John Bay starts off things by kicking Oz in the gut!! Oh, a gut wrench tigerbomb by Bay!! Black stands beside Oz, and then begins a stomp away at him!! Bay is up to the middle rope, and now he comes off with a nice driving elbow into Oz's skull!! Now, Black mounts Oz, and begins to pound away on him!!
*Suddenly, the house lights dim out, and "Nothing But A G Thang" by Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg starts up, and, from the back run Funk Master B and Dead Sexay.*
Mike: Good god!! Here are Tha Playa Hataz!! B with a dropkick from the top onto Bay!! Black lets go of Oz, and then clotheslines B to the mat!! Wait, Oz is getting up!!! He taps Black on the shoulder, and, as Black turns around, locks on The Everlasting Gaze!!! He has the Everlasting Gaze locked on!!! Black is tapping!!! Black is tapping!!! Oz picks up the win, thanks to John Bay and Morgan Black!!
*"The Everlasting Gaze" starts up again, as Black and Bay walk from the ring. Oz stands up, and then Dead Sexay grabs a microphone.*
Sexay: HEY YO!!! How many of you want to see The Playa Hataz dance for all ya'll!?!?
*The fans cheer.*
Sexay: Yeah-yeah! Now then, how many of youz peepz would like to seez OZ DANCE!?
*There is a monster pop.*
Sexay: Hellz yeah!? Hit the music, yo!!
*The Spice Girl's "Wannabe" starts up, as Dead Sexay and Funk Master B begin a horribly-choreographed dance line. Oz stands by and stares at them with wide eyes, not moving. Sexay grabs a mic again.*
Sexay: Come on Boyee!! Get the feetz moving, ya'll!!
*Funk Master grabs his shoulders, and attempts to make him move. Ox shoves them, grabs his Stable Title, and then rolls out of the ring. Sexay and B stare at him, as the camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Well, that was entertaining, to say the least!
Clint: I bet Oz can cut a rug! He just doesn't want to show us for free!
Mike: Well, that remains to be seen. Oz looked rather upset there.
Clint: At any rate fans, we're gonna go to the back right now, where I understand a camerman has caught up with Hardcore Jones!
*The camera cuts to the back, where we see Richard Thorton, standing beside Jones.*
Thorton: Now, Hardcore Jones, tonight we get to see your long-awaited return to the ring, as you face off with Ciairn Kade, Chaos, and Oz, in a Stable Title match. What are your thoughts on this subject?
Jones: You know, all week people have been asking me all about my return to the ring, my regrets, fears, thoughts, and, I got to tell you, it's STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!!! I am a Hall Of Famer!! I'm the greatest tag team champion to ever enter the ring, and I'm the best Triple Entente titlist the EGWA has ever had!! I don't fear men, they fear me! I break men, and I beat men. I am a legend in these parts, and I am afraid of NOTHING! I am about to go into that ring for the first time in several months, take over all the action, and then walk out with another title to my name.
*The camera cuts back to the area.*
Mike: Wow, those are some strong words from Hardcore Jones!
Clint: How right you are. I mean, he's extremely confident, however, how can he be? He's in the ring with Ciarin Kade, perhaps the best athlete in EGWA, ever.
Mike: That Stable Title match is going to be a huge event! Three of our five Hall Of Famers will be in that match!
Clint: It's a match of legends!
Mike: Speaking of legends, we're going to next see a match featuring some men who could one day be legends! Chaos and a mystery partner, versus Crimson and Justin Fleet! Let's go to the ring!
*"Whiplash" by Metallica starts up, as Crimson and Justin Fleet start out from the back. Crimson carries the Crown Of Thorns with him, and, as they roll into the ring, he holds his title above his head. The fans give a big pop.*
*The house lights fade out, and "Faith" by Limp Bizkit starts up. Chaos steps out from the back. We notice that he does not have his Stable title with him. He stops at the entrance ramp, and then pulls a mic out of his tights.*
Chaos: You know, this feud with Crimson and I has been going a while, and, quit frankly, I'm sick of it!! We've been at each other throats for so long, and, tonight, it is going to end! But, since Crimson needs a pal to beat me, I went out and recruited my own partner! Not too many people in EGWA know about him, however, for those NEW Marks out there...I think you've got a good idea who this is!!!
*Huge pyro shoots off from the entranceway, as Aneurysm" by Nirvana starts up. A few fans give a huge pop, as a man steps out onto the ramp.*
Mike: It's....it's....DAMIEN SIMONS FROM NEW!!!! THAT'S THE NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!
*Simons and Chaos run to the ring, as the bell rings.*
Mike: Here we go!!! Chaos starts things off by attacking Crimson, and Simons goes after Justin Fleet!! Crimson kicks Chaos hard, and then backs him into the corner!! He starts to stomp away at Chaos!! Wait, Simons from behind, and he hits an inverted DDT onto Chaos! What a move! Now, Fleet is behind Simons, and he hits a dropkick to the head!! Simons, Crimson, and Chaos are all down!! Fleet pulls up Simons, and then sends him into the ropes!! Oh, a swinging DDT by Fleet!! WOW!!
Clint: Fleet is looking good! He pulls up Simons again, and then sends him flying into the corner!! He backs up, and then hits a flying avalanche into Fleet!!! Fleet hits hard!!
Mike: Mike: Now, Simons falls to the mat!! Chaos is up, and he clotheslines Fleet to the ground hard!! He begins to stomp away at Fleet, but now Crimson is up! He goes to the outside, springboards off the top rope, and then hits a dropkick onto Chaos!! Good God!! Crimson pulls up Chaos now, and then sends him into the ropes again!! Oh, a frankensteiner onto Chaos, into a cover...1...2....Simons with a save!!
Clint: Now, both Chaos and Simons are up, and then lift up Crimson!! Simons lifts him into a piledriver, and Chaos goes to the middle rope!! Oh, DOUBLE PILEDRIVER ONTO CRIMSON!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!! Simons and Chaos both cover..1.....2..NO, save by Justin Fleet!!
Mike: Fleet breaks up the double cover!! Now, Fleet pulls up Chaos, and then again sends him into the ropes!! A nice head scissors takedown by Fleet!! Fleet is putting on a high-flying clinic tonight!!
Clint: Fleet pulls up Damien Simons again, and then backs him into the corner! He hits a hard chop onto Simons!! Another chop, and then he pulls him out of the corner!! He grabs him, and then hits a snap suplex onto Simons!! Fleet is looking great!! He's going up top now, but Chaos is up!! He pulls out the leg of Fleet, and Fleet crotches the top rope!! Chaos now is climbing up top!
Mike: Chaos going up top again, and he hits a TOP ROPE BULLDOG!!! TOP ROPE BULLDOG!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
Clint: But, it looks as if Chaos hurt himself on that move as well!! Simons is up again, and he sees Crimson in the corner!! He pulls up Crimson, and then dumps him over the top rope!! Crimson lands hard on the outside!! Simons out on the ring apron, and he moves off with a clothesline onto the outside!! Simons lands hard on Crimson!!
Mike: Simons pulls up Crimson again, and then grabs him by the head!! He runs with his head, and SLAMS IT INTO THE RINGPOST HARD!!! Good God!! Did you hear that sound!?
Clint: YES I DID!! Now, Simons has a chair, and he slams it hard into the head of Crimson!! Simons is proving that he is hardcore as the best the EGWA can offer!!
Mike: If he can hang with Crimson, he will truly be the most hardcore man in EGWA right now!! Simons takes the chair, and then slides it into the ring!! He grabs Crimson, and then sends him flying into the guard railing!!! Simons runs at him, and then both men go flying into the crowd!!!
Clint: Simons and Crimson are brawling in the crowd, and now we're back in the ring!! Fleet is up, and he sees the chair lying on the mat!! He's going for it, but he doesn't see Chaos getting up behind him!! Chaos with a low blow, and now he pulls around Fleet!! Oh, a facebuster onto the chair!!! Good Lord!!! Justin Fleet's head bounced off of the chair!!!
Mike: Now, Chaos covers...1.....2.....Kick out!!! Fleet kicks out!! Fleet kicked out!! Chaos pulls up Fleet, and then sends him into the ropes!! He looks to be going for a clothesline, however, Fleet ducks!! He goes around back of him, and then hits a reverse brainbuster suplex!! What a move by Fleet!!
Clint: Justin Fleet is looking very impressive right now!! He pulls up Chaos again, and then hits a fisherman's suplex!! He bridges....1.....2.....Kick out by Chaos!! He barely escaped that one!! Fleet looks surprised!! He pulls up Chaos again, and then grabs his head!! He tucks it under his arms, and then climbs to the top rope!! He comes off with a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK TORNADO DDT!!! GOOD GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
Mike: Fleet doesn't cover though!! He moves to the outside!! He's getting a chair!! He slides it into the ring, however, Simons is up!! He delivers a kick to the gut, and then hits a running Liger bomb!! Running Liger Bomb, and now Damien Simons grabs the chair!! He lays it in the center of the ring, and then pulls up Fleet!! He signals to the crowd, and then HITS HIS DEVIL'S DROP ONTO THE CHAIR!!! DEVIL'S DROP!!! HE COVERS....1...............2..............NO!!!!! CRIMSON SAVES FLEET!!!! CRIMSON HAS CHAOS KNOCKED OUT ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW FLEET AND CRIMSON ARE BOTH UP!!!!
Clint: Crimson pulls up Simons, and then sends him into the ropes!! He catches him with a spinebuster pick up, and FLEET HITS A CLOTHESLINE ONTO SIMSONS!! SPINEBUSTER/CLOTHESLINE COMBINATION ONTO SIMONS....COVER BY CRIMSON....1....2......3!!! That's it!!!
*"Whiplash" by Metallica starts up, as Crimson and Fleet begin to celebrate in the ring. Suddenly, Chaos slides in, and clotheslines both men over the top rope. Crimson yells at Chaos, and then he and Justin Fleet leave the ring. Chaos goes down to help out Simons, as the camera cuts to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Wow, what a match!!
Clint: It was quite a debut for both Damien Simons and Justin Fleet, even I have to say!
Mike: Yes it was, and, we'll be right back, after these messages! We'll be back with more hot action for you!
*The camera then cuts back to the newsdesk.*
MR: Next up, we have a very...uh......unusual match.
CW: Unusual? This match is just plain fucking weird!
MR: We have DRH, a former World Heavyweight Champion, taking on his former manager, Dave the Skull.
CW: Now just how in the hell does this work? Dave is a plastic skull for God's sake! How can he defend himself?
MR: I don't know, let's just watch.
