Chaos: Last week, you all saw a huge transformation. You saw the beginning of what will surely be a shifting in power. Now, the True Main Event hold two titles, the Crown Of Thorns that I destroyed Crimson for, as well as the Stable belts, which The Trinity won from the pathetic Organization. The time for Palm's unit has ended. From now on, a new age has begun. The age of pain and terror reigns. From now on, there can be only one...
*With that, he lowers his head, and the camera cuts to the inside of the arena. We get a roaming view of the arena, and see various signs in the crowd. Among them, "Palm Fucks Sheep," "Big G Has A Little Gun," and "PMB: Taking Out The Trash!" The camera cuts to the entranceway, and then we hear "Aces High" by Iron Maiden start up. EGWA ring announcers, Mike Rether and Clint White, step out from behind the curtain, and make their ways to the newsdesk. They stop though, and gaze at the new "EGWA- Tron" recently purchased by Matt Allen.*
Mike: Welcome one and all, to EGWA Monday Night!! Coming to you live from the Fort Detrick Hot Dome in Frederick, Maryland, I am Mike Rether, alongside my tag team partner for the evening, Clint White!
Clint: How right he is, folks! Tonight, we've got an evening of hot hardcore wrestling action for you! We've got four titles on the line tonight, all of them huge matches! Also, we are only thirteen days away from the EGWA's next huge pay-per-view extravaganza, "Blood, Sweat, And Tears ‘99!!" We've got a few matches signed for that, and, rest assured, we will be talking about those!! However, first, let's take a look at the matches signed for tonight!
Mike: What a great night of thrilling action we have planned! For the Crown Of Thorns title this evening, you will see the newly-crowned champion, Chaos, doing battle with the inaugural King Of Death Matches, Vincent Vega, and what a match that promises to be!
Clint: We will see Cam Furgeson defending his new Juniorweight Title against a rookie in the EGWA, Lil Fozzy, who is making his debut! We'll see Pastor Mark Brian, Jade Diamond, and rookie T-Bone in a three-way dance, elimination style rules! We all know the history between Jade and PMB, stemming from their feud over the NEW Criusweight Title from a few months ago! Also, in the main event, we will see the EGWA World Heavyweight Champion, Will Storm, do battle with the man said to be the number one contender, Hardcore Jay! And, speaking of Storm, let's get ready to see an interview with "The Perfectionist" himself!
*In the arena, the entire house lights fade out, and "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up. The fans go off with a loud pop, as they await their champion. Red and white strobe lights begin to flicker, and "The Perfectionist" Will Storm steps out from the entranceway. Images of Storm flash across the EGWA-Tron, lighting the place on fire. He wears the World Heavyweight Title over his shoulder. He walks to the edge of the ramp, and then stares out over the crowd. Nodding his head towards the screaming fans, he continues to the ring. Reaching the apron, he stands up on the middle turnbuckle, and then raises the belt in the air. The lights fade down, Metallica fades out, and Storm takes a mic from ring announcer Andrew Toribio.*
Will Storm: Welcome, fans, to the night that Hardcore Jay's career ends!!!
*The crowd has a mixed reaction.*
Storm: That's right fans, this evening, you will see the ending of one career, and the beginning of mine!! From this night on, no one will question the validity of my title reign!! I will prove to one and all that there is but on worthy champion! And, that is the man they call "The Perfectionist!!"
*The fans give a large pop.*
Storm: Now, last week, you saw me defeat Ciarin Kade, a so-called "legend" in these parts!! This week, I will beat another hall of famer, as I put Jay to rest!! And, in just two short weeks, you will again see Will Storm defend his title against the like of one Vincent Vega!!!
As if on cue, "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts up. Vincent steps out onto the rampway, and stares at Storm.*
Vega: You know Storm, I, like every one of these fans are, quite frankly, sick and tired of your pathetic attempts at striking fear into the hearts of your opponents!! If you were a true champion, you would step up to the plate like a real man, and issue a real man's challenge!! Which is exactly what I plan on doing!! You see, Will Storm, I've got a little business proposition for you!! What say we make our match together a little more interesting!? At this point, it's billed to be a "Texas Death Match," but, we all know how much of a distinct advantage I'd have in that situation! To make this match a little more even for you, Mr. Storm, I say we change it around a little bit!! I am suggesting that we make this match into the first-ever "Rage In The Cage" World Title Match!! Imagine, if you will, a steel cage, covered on top, thirty feet tall!! Thirty feet worth of potential pain, agony, and decimation!! Are you up to it, Will Storm!?!?
Storm: Let me get this straight...You, the so-called "King Of the Death Match," wish to challenge me, the man who has already dropped you fifteen feet out of a ring when I won this damned title!?
Vega: Yeah, what are you, deaf?
Storm: Well then, my friend, you have got yourself a deal!!
Mike: WHOA!!!
*The fans go nuts, as "The God That Failed" starts up again. The camera returns to the newsdesk, where Mike and Clint look surprised.*
Mike: Good lord! The main event of "Blood, Sweat, And Tears" has been changed around!! We will not see these two men go at it in a "Rage In The Cage" Match!! What possibilities!!
Clint: Speaking of rage, you know what's up next, right?
Mike: You bet I do!! Donovan Richter, taking on the rookie, Oz! Let's go to the ring!!
*"When World's Collide" by Powerman 500 starts up, as Donovan Richter walks to the ring. He stands in the center, raises both arms above his head, and pyro shoots off.*
Mike: We all know what happened to this man last week!
*A video clip shows Lance Slade running out to the ring before Richter could reach it, and then pinning the Triple Entente title champion.*
Mike: Richter was screwed!!
Clint: Screw him!!! This is every man for himself!! NO MERCY!!!
*The house lights fade out, and "The Everlasting Gaze" by the Smashing Pumpkins starts up. Slowly, Oz appears from the back ,his Stable title draped over his shoulder, walking to the ring with no fireworks. He slides under the ropes, and then stands in the corner, his back turned to Richter. The bell sounds.*
Mike We're under way!!
Clint: We are?
Mike: What is this?! Oz is simply standing in the corner, his arms out to his sides, as if daring Richter to hit him!! This is bizarre!!!
Clint: Well, Richter wastes no time with this, as he delivers a dropkick to the back of Oz's head!! Richter is a house of fire now, just delivering harsh left and rights to the head of Oz!! He's beating the Hell out of Oz!!
Mike: Richter rolls out of the ring, and then grabs a chair!! He slides in under the ropes, and then delivers a chair to the head of Oz!! Oz didn't even try to cover up!! What is this all about!?
Clint: Richter steps back, takes three running steps, and delivers another shot to the head!! Still, Oz does nothing to cover up!!! He's fallen against the ropes, however, he's still on his feet!!! What is Oz thinking!? Richter looks confused, as he slams the chair into his head once again!! Good God!!! Oz is still standing!!!
Mike: Richter hits him again, and again, and again!!! Six shots to the head, and Oz hasn't even tried to cover up, let alone defend himself!!! He's simply letting Richter attack him!!!
Clint: Richter shrugs, and then climbs to the top rope!! He still has the chair, and now he LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND DELIVERS ONE OF THE HARDEST CHAIR SHOTS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! GOOD LORD!!! OZ IS DOWN!!!!
Mike: This is nuts!!! Richter has finally taken Oz down!!! Wait, Oz is getting right back to his feet!!! He should be knocked dead cold, but he's getting to his feet!!! But, he's not running at Richter!!! He's simply leaning against the turnbuckle!!! Richter sets the chair on the mat, and then pulls Oz from the corner!! He sets him up, and then delivers a SIDE SLAM ONTO THE CHAIR!!! OZ'S BACK BOUNCED OFF OF THE CHAIR!! Richter is back up, and now he rolls out of the ring!! He grabs two more chairs, and then tosses them over the top rope!! Climbing back onto the apron, he sets himself, and then leaps off with an elbowdro onto the back of Oz's head!!! Oz's head just bounced off of that chair!!
Clint: Richter has the two new chairs now, and he sets one of them on the mat!! He grabs Oz, and then drags the monster over to the chairs!! He sets Oz's head on the chair, and then gets another chair!! He sets the second chair on top of Oz's head, and DONOVAN RICHTER HAS JUST CREATED A STEEL CHAIR SANDWICH!!!
Mike: Yeah, and Oz's head is the meat!!!
Clint: Then, what's the cheese?
Mike: Uh...the...other chair...no...
Clint: No one ever accused him of being intelligent, folks! Richter has the first chair now, and he SLAMS IT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR SANDWICH!!! GOOD LORD, OZ'S HEAD IS RIPPED WIDE OPEN!!! BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE RING AND THOSE THREE CHAIRS!!!!
Mike: That was like getting hit with three chairs at once!!!
Clint: Richter is up now, and he has one of the chairs!! He sets it up, and then runs at the ropes!! I think he's gonna go for his triple jump moonsault, the Mark Of The Icon!!
Mike: He hops over Oz, hops off the chair, then the ropes, and hits the Mark Of The Icon!!! Mark of the Icon!!! He covers out of it..1...2...Kick out!!! OZ KICKED OUT!!!
Clint: Now, Richter is royally pissed!! He grabs another of the chairs, and then sets it across Oz's chest!!! He now runs at the ropes, hops over Oz, and again hits the MARK OF THE ICON!!! NO, OZ GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!! DONOVAN RICHTER JUST MISSED THE MARK OF THE ICON!!! THIS IS THE FIRST OZ HAS EVEN SHOWED ANY OFFENSE!!!
Mike: Now, Oz is getting to his feet!!! He lifts up Richter, and then hits a chokeslam onto the chair!!! Richter just bounced off of the chair!!! Oz is up again, and he has another chair!!! He delivers a shot to the back of Richter!!! The Icon is writhing in pain!!
Clint: My God!! OZ IS ALIVE!!! He now pulls Richter to his feet, and then sends him flying back hard into the corner!! Oz runs at him with a brutal avalanche!! Richter is hurt!! Oz pulls him up again, and now sets his head between his legs!!! He's got him set up for a spike piledriver, I think!!
Mike: YES!! Oz with a SPIKE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE CHAIR!!! OZ IS DECIMATING THE ICON NOW!!! IT'S ALL OZ!!!!
Clint: Oz now walks to the fallen Richter, and stares at his beaten body for a few seconds. Then, he LOCKS ON THE EVERLASTING GAZE!!! OZ HAS HIS CHOKEHOLD ON!!!
Mike: DEAR GOD, CHOKEHOLD, CHOKEHOLD, CHOKEHOLD!!! THOSE ARE ILLEGAL!!!
Clint: This is the EGWA, baby!!! Richter isn't tapping, though!!! He refuses to tap!!! The ref is testing his arm...1....2.....3!!!! Donovan Richter's arm fell to the mat three times!!! Oz wins in his second match with the EGWA!! He has beaten Donovan Richter!!!
*Oz rises to his feet slowly, as "The Everlasting Gaze" starts up again. He looks at Richter once more, and then picks up his Stable belt from the corner of the ring. He slowly walks to the back. The camera returns to the back.*
Mike: Fans, Oz with a hard-fought win, however, Donovan Richter looked unstoppable there! I mean, he simply refused to let the match go!
Clint: Face it Mike, it's over! Whether he tapped out or not is a non-issue. Richter lost!!
*Mike sighs.*
Mike: Fans, we'll be right back, after a few words from our sponsors.*
*The camera goes to the back, where we see Mr. Palm, Xavier Region, Jade Diamond, Lance Slade, Sport Jones, Ferdinand, Ace Starling, and Bernard standing around in their dressing room. They are huddled up, and seem to be planning something. The camera cuts to a commercial.
Crowd: NC-17!!! NC-17!!! NC-17!!!
Jade: Each and every one of you shut the Hell up!!! The boss man himself has something to say, and each and every one of you had best damn well listen!!!
Crowd: PALMS FUCKS SHEEP!!! PALM FUCKS SHEEP!!!
Palm: Shut up!! I built this promotion, and, if I'm not given the proper respect, I will BREAK IT!!!
*The crowd begins their boos again.*
Palm: First of all...that thing!!
*The fans pop, as they turn to look at the screen. Palm sneers in disgust.*
Palm: Shut up, all of you!! Now, Matt Allen, you may be the new executive, however, the fact is, I am still the owner of sole creator of this company!! I made this place, and I can do whatever I wish to with it!! Keep in mind NC-17, that once I return to the Palm: Now, all this weekend, there were rumors as to who would be returning to the EGWA this evening!! Names were dropped left and right...Sean Steele...Hardcore Jones ...Mr. Maroon...however, I tell each and every one of you...this man is bigger than each of these men, figuratively and literally...and, I am going to give to you the newest member of the Organization, and my personal bodyguard, right NOW!!...you know him by many names...Howell, McDougall...However, tonight, all of you can call him the first-ever EGWA World Heavyweight Champion!!!
*"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit starts up.*
Mike: Oh Jesus help us all...
Palm: THE CANNIBAL!!!!!
*Cannibal walks from the back, his arms raises high above his head. He starts toward the ring, only stopping to holler at a few fans. He steps over the top rope, and then embraces with Jade Diamond, Lance Slade and Palm.*
Palm: That's right, the first-ever EGWA World Champion, and the most brutal competitor we have ever had has returned to his home!!! The place that made him a World champion!!! The place where he ended numerous men's careers...the place where he will once again dominate the entire field of competition!!! Fans, get ready, for this is the second coming of the Cannibal!!!!
*"The Zoo" starts up again, and The Organization starts to walk from the ring. The camera cuts to the back, where Hardcore Jay and DRH sitting in NC-17's dressing room alone. Everyone else from the stable is not there. They watch the night's happenings with anger.*
Jay: Damnit!! They brought back The Cannibal!! That guy could definitely make things difficult!!
DRH: Yeah. I never thought we'd see him again, after he was taken to jail...hope he never dropped the soap...
Jay: Not that this matters. After tonight, I will still walk out with the EGWA World Title over my shoulder.
DRH: No one deserves it more...except maybe me.
Jay: Keep it up, and something damned bad is going to happen to you...
*They both laugh, as the camera switches to The Organization's dressing room. Sport, Bernie and Ferdinand welcome them back. Ace Starling cowers in the corner.*
Sport: Hell yeah!! The Organization gets stronger!!
*Cannibal steps into the room, as everyone cheers. Ace spots him, and screams.*
Ace: Jesus no!! I'll be nearly eaten again!!!
Cannibal: Not to worry, buddy old pal. All that is settled. Now, all we need to do is worry about getting the title back into the Organization.
Palm: Yeah...I don't think that'll be too much of a problem after tonight.
Jade: Most definitely. And, the new guy?
Palm: Oh yes. Guys...the best is yet to come!
*The Organization all laughs, as the camera switches back to the arena.*
Mike: What did that mean!? Could we be seeing another member added to Palm's Organization!?
Clint: God, I hope so!! We need more guys in there to protect Palm from that lunatic DRH!
Mike: fans, it's time for our next big bout!! We will get to see the former-Crown Of Thorns champion, Crimson, do battle with another rookie to the EGWA, Pyro, in a "Flaming Tables" Match! Let's go to the ring!!
Crimson -VS-. Pyro
*The house lights fade out, and "Whiplash" by Metalica starts up. Crimson emerges from the back, and then steps into a pillar of red flames. On the EGWA-Tron, we see classic matches featuring him, including the four way match for the Crown Of Thorns Title, his Street Fight with Mr. Maroon, his recent COT Title defenses, and countless other matches. He stops at the top of the entranceway, staring at the screen. Then, he finishes his walk to the ring. He smiles, raises his arms to enormous pop, and they steps back in wait for Pyro.*
*"Counterfeit" by Limp Bizkit starts up, and Pyro runs to the ring, wasting no time. The bell rings, and the two go at it right away.*
Mike: Here we go! Before we start thing off, though, I think we should explain the match set-up! Around the ring, there are table set up, along with two bottles of gasoline and and two boxes of matches. The winner of the match is the first man to light one of the tables afire and slam their opponents through it offensively! Now, let's get this started!!
Clint: Crimson starts off things with a kick to the gut of Pyro, followed by a brutal kick to his face!! Good lord, that kick sounded horrible!! I hereby dub that the "Crimson Stiff- Ass Kick Of Death!"
Mike: Crimson backs up, and then delivers a knee lift to the face of Pyro! Pyro is down now, and Crimson climbs to the middle turnbuckle! He leaps off with a nice axehandle! He had Pyro down, and looks to be dominating this match so far!! Crimson now lifts up Pyro, but Pyro counters with an eye rake!! Eye rake by Crimson!!
Clint: Now, Pyro counters with a dropkick! He backs up, and then fist drops onto Crimson! He slides out of the ring now, and grabs that can of gas!! He looks to be starting off things with a bang!
Mike: Good God, looks like Pyro has been in a few of these matches! There are scars all over his body!
Clint: Makeup. All of it.
Mike: Damnit, and damn you! Sell what I'm saying!
Clint: Sure, whatever. Pyro back in now, and he slams Crimson over the head with the can of gasoline! Crimson is down, and Pyro is trying to unscrew that cap!! No, Crimson stops him with a nice clothesline!! Now, he lifts up Pyro, and sets him on the top rope!! He lays that can of gas out in the center of the ring, and then climbs up after him!!
Mike: Crimson is known for his high flying stunts in the pant!! We all remember him leaping off the top of the cage with a swandive senton in the four way for the Crown Of Thorns title a few months ago!!
Clint: Crimson now sets up Pyro, and then hits a SUPERPLEX ONTO THE CAN OF GASOLINE!!! GOOD LORD, THE CAN OF GASOLINE JUST BURST ON PYRO'S HEAD!!
Mike: If he gets driven through the table, he'll be left nothing but a pile of crisped ash!!
Clint: I can't wait!!
Mike: You're as sadistic as Crimson!! Now, he gets up, and laughs at the fallen body of Crimson!! He lifts the broken can of gas, and then drives it into the throat of Pyro!! My God, he might've punctured the windpipe of Pyro!! Crimson gets to his feet never minding the possible injury to the body of his opponent, and then grabs the can again!! There's blood all over the jagged pieces of the can!! Crimson now slams the jagged can into Pyro's head once more!!! Good God!!
Clint: Crimson now pulls up the bloodied Pyro, and sends him flying into the ropes!! He nails a nice frankensteiner!! Pyro is down again!! Crimson is hosting a clinic on hardcore wrestling tonight!!
Mike: Crimson back up, and he climbs to the top rope!! He signals to the crowd, and then goes for a swandive headbutt!!! No, Pyro moves!!! Pyro moves!! Good God, Crimson's head bounced off the mat!!! Pyro is slowly getting to his feet, and he finds the broken can of gasoline!!! There's still droplets of gas in the bottom, and Pyro goes to the outside!! He grabs one of the book of matches, and then rolls back into the ring!! He should've gotten a table while he was out there!
Clint: Pyro has the broken can of gasoline, and he lights a match!! HE DROPS THE MATCH INTO THE CAN OF GAS!! What is this psycho thinking!?
Mike: Crimson leaves the can in the center of the ring, and then pulls Crimson to his feet!! He sets up Crimson's head between his legs, and them begins to motion to the crowd!! It looks as if he's going to try for a powerbomb into the flaming jagged can of gasoline!!
Clint: But, he's wasting time...GOOD SWEET JESUS!!! BACK BODYDROP ONTO THE FLAMING CAN OF GASOLINE!!! GOOD LORD!!! GOOD LORD!!! GOOD LORD!!!
Mike: PYRO IS ON FIRE!!!!! Is this the end of the match!?
Clint: No, because he never went through the table!!! Crimson looks about ready to fix that, though! He rolls to the outside of the ring, and then grabs a table! He slides one in, and then a second one, and then a third!! He stops for a second, and then rolls a fourth into the ring!!! What is he thinking of here!?!?!?
Mike: He goes about the work of setting up the tables, one by one!! He has all four set up, and now he rolls to the outside again!! He gets the can of gas, and then rolls into the ring again!! He spreads the gas all over one of the tables!!! One of the tables in on fire!!! He pulls the bloody, smoking Pyro to his feet, and then begins to laugh aloud!!
Clint: He sets Pyro's head between his legs, and then delivers a powerbomb through that table!! No, he keeps ahold of him, and then delivers a second powerbomb through another table!!! I think I know what he's going for here!! He pulls him right back up, and nails a third powerbomb through another table!!!! Now, he flips him around, and nails the DVD THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! THAT'S CRIMSON'S EVIL IMAGE COMBO!!!! THE TRIPLE POWERBOMB/DVD COMBO!!! FOLKS, THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!
*Crimson stands up on shaky legs, as "Whiplash" starts up again. He raises a bloodied fist to the air, and then the camera cuts to the back.*
*We see Cannibal, Jade Diamond and Lance Slade sitting around the locker room. Jade holds a bottle of water in hand, and sips from it during the conversation.*
Slade: So, we go out at the end, to help out the new guy, right?
Jade: Damn straight.
Slade: And, then...we take care of the screen?
Jade: Right on.
Cannibal: If this comes out right, this will be the end of NC-17 as we know it!
Jade: Damn straight. But, I'm heading to the ring now.
Slade: Best of luck.
Jade: Never needed it before...
*He wonders off, as the camera switches back to the inside of the arena.
Mike: Fans, what could The Organization be planning?!
Clint: I have no clue, but, you know? This is gonna be good.
Mike: Yeah, sure, for you. However, at this point, we're gonna go to a non-NC-17 affiliated match! We are going to see Jade Diamond vs. Pastor Mark Brian vs. T-Bone! Let's go to the ring!!
