*Now, the shot changes, and we go to a roaming shot of the Tri-Star Wrestling Arena in Rossville, Georgia. We see around eight thousand fans on hand, many holding signs. We see "Shockwave Rapes Men," "Hey Allen, What Main Events?" and, harshest of all "Diamond Blows Slade!" Hey, no one ever said that the EGWA fans were nice. The shot changes to the news desk, where Clint White and Mike Rether sit.*
Mike: Fans, welcome one and all to EGWA Monday Night! Fans, we've got a great night of hardcore action for you tonight! We'll see Jonas Testament take on Shockwave in our first-ever "Welcome To The Jungle" match! We'll see Jade Diamond and Hardcore Jay do battle! Matt Allen takes on Hardcore Jones for the Triple Entente title! We'll also see James Steele and Will Storm take on one another, in a match with two great up-and-comers!
Clint: Screw that shit! I think we all know who the fans want! Bring out Hardcore Midget! He is the ultimate warrior!
Mike: Is that sarcasm?
Clint: Hell no! The EGWA needs Hardcore Midget!
Mike: Please.
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up, and the fans begin to rain the ring with boos. The Organization, Jade Diamond, Lance Slade, Justin Carmichael, Ciarin Kade, and President Palm walk to the ring. Palkm gets in first, and grabs a microphone.*
Palm: Welcome, one and all, to the first-ever "Organized" edition of EGWA Monday Night! Now, I know that all of you simpletons are thinking, "What does organized mean!?" Well, I can tell you right now! Last week, we saw members of NC-17 run to the ring, and steal my glory! I was seconds from becoming a World champion once again, and then the slobs had to ruin it for me! Also, we saw Hardcore Jones ruin Ciarin Kade's reign as Triple Entente champion! And, thus, I am here to announce a new era in the EGWA: You are all about to witness the beginning of an "Organized EGWA!" From now on, there will be no interferences from members of NC-17! And, I promise you, Jay, Jones, and Daniel, each of you will feel the fury of the Organization! However, next let us talk about the next EGWA Pay-Per-View extravaganza, "Nightmare And Dreamscapes!" That's right! Now, I know that each of you wants to know where the next soon-to-bo classic will be held! Fans, we will be broadcasting live from the Bodyslams Arena,in Reading, Pennsylvania!! That's right, we will returning home! From there, you will witness the best hardcore wrestling this side of the Atlantic! And, there will be a huge announcement regarding the January supercard, and where "King Of Death Matches 2000" will originate from! Finally, I am pleased to announce three huge matches for "Nightmares And Dreamscapes!" On the undercard, we will seeRich And Famous defend the Tag Titles against the Hardcore Playas, in an "Organized Lumberjack Match!" The only lumberjacks will Ciarin Kade, Jade Diamond, Ferdinand the Financial Advisor, and, myself, President Rian Palm! If any members of NC-17 attempt to interfere, they will be fired on that very evening!
Palm: Our second match will be Ciarin Kade battling it out with a special Mystery Opponent, for the right to be called Number One Contender To The Wolrd title! The winner will then face off with the World champion the week after the ppv, to decide the World Championship! And, the final match...DRH vs. Presidnet Palm, for the EGWA World Title! It will take place in the Jaleth Complex, and again, no members of NC-17 will be allowed to interfere!! There will be firings handed out like candy, should anything happen! Now, I will leave you with a single comments...Damn. We really are that good!
*"The Zoo" starts up again, as the fans boo The Organization for screwing over NC-17. We go back to the news desk.*
Mike: It's time for our first match of the evening! Jonas Testament vs. Shockwave, in a "Welcome To The Jungle" match!
Jonas Testament (c) vs. Shockwave
*The camera switches to the Philadelphia Zoo, where we see Shockwave walking around holding a aluminum golf club. He swings it around, testing it out. Suddenly, we see Jonas Testament come around the corner, and nail him in the head with a trash can.*
Mike: Oh my God! We're under way! Jonas now picks up the can, and slams Shockwave in the head with it! Jonas is laughing! He whips Shockwave into the side of a building, and now the two are battling into the monkey house!
Clint: Keep them away from that sick freak! He'll rape them!
Mike: Will you shut up! Shockwave is a fine athlete! Jonas sends Shockwave flying into a bench, and finds that golf club that Shockwave was using! Oh! Golf club to the head of Shockwave!! Testament pulls Shockwave to his feet, and looks to be trying to whip him into the wall! Shockwave reverses, and sends Jonas into the wall! Shockwave recovers, and then hits a splash into Jonas who is against the wall! Lord! Shockwave gets the gold club again, and then starts to slam away at Testament's skull!
Clint: Hole in one!
Mike: They get worse every week! Jonas is now being punched in the head by Shockwave! The Shocker means business tonight! He whips Testament into the glass screen! We can see and hear monkeys screaming! They love this! Shockwave picks Jonas up again, and sends him into the glass wall once more! He's trying to send him through the glass wall, but it's too tough!! Shockwave gives that up, and then starts dragging Jonas into another part of the zoo! We're approaching the concessions area! These two are going all over the place! Jonas is thrown into a hot dog cart! GOOD GOD! Testament is looking whobbly here! Shockwave gets that cart, and then picks it above his head! He's gonna try to throw it at Testament! Wait, Testament with a kick to his knee! THAT CART FELL ON SHOCKWAVE'S HEAD!! GOOD GOD!! Jonas gets to his feet slowly, and then gets another trash can from the food area! He throws it onto that cart! That twisted metal hot dog cart is smashed up on top of Shockwave's head! Testament now enters the Pizza Hut that's in the zoo, and starts to look for weapons! We've got a pizza cutter, a bag of dough, a can of tomato sauce, a pie plate, and a motherfucking mini oven!!!!!
Clint: Testament must be hungry.
Mike: You moron! Those are weapons! Testament sets all of the weapons down, and then starts to kick at the steel cart! We can hear Shockwave screaming underneath all that metal! He's in serious trouble! Testament pulls him out from under the rubble, and then slams him across the head with the pizza plate! Testament now gets the pizza cutter, and tries to stick it in Shockwave's head! But, Shockwave dodges the swipe, and then clotheslines Testament to the concrete! This is nuts! Shockwave has the cutter now, and he shoves it in Testament's foot through his boot! Insane! Shockwave gets the bog of dough, and then sets it on Testament's skull! He grabs the can of sauce, and DRIVES THE CAN INTO THE BAG OF SAUCE!!!! THAT BAG RIPS OPEN AND IT'S GOTTA BE SEEPING INTO WOUNDS THAT TESTAMENT HAS ON HIS HEAD!!! Shockwave is launching an all-points assault on the Crown Of Thorns champion! He gets the oven now, and sets it up, tearing open the door! Now, Testament is pulled to his feet, and Shockwave whips him into the oven! Shockwave is gonna do some major damage here!
Clint: He's trying to prove himself tonight!
Mike: Shockwave again gets Testament to his feet, and then sets him near the door to the oven! He sets him up, and it's a PILEDRIVER INTO THE METAL DOOR!!! GOOD GOD!! Shockwave is going all-out! Cover...1...2...Kickout!!! Testament with the kickout!!!
Clint: Shockwave is back up, and he's kicking away at Jonas' ribs!!
Mike: Fans, this just might top last week's insane Four Way Death Match! Shockwave is now punching away at Testament, but Jonas takes out one of Shockwaves' feet, and sends him to the ground! Jonas is back up on a shaky leg, and he's got that twisted oven door! He drives it into Shockwave's neck! Now, he's leaning down on the door! He's trying to choke out Shockwave!! Testament is applying even more pressure to the neck! Good God! This is ludicrous! Shockwave has to tap out soon!! Testament drops the door, and then finds that pizza pie plate again! He sets it across Shockwave's head, and then kicks it hard! That dented Shockwave's head! Testament sets the pie plate on his knee now, and nails it with another hard kick! Wait, he sets it down on his knee again, and then finds that oven door! He lifts the door, and then DRIVES IT INTO SHOCKWAVE'S KNEE!!! NUTS!! Testament is really putting a hurting on Shockwave! Jonas gets Shockwave to his feet, and now the two are brawling towards the parking lot! Oh God! They're gonna fight all the way to this arena! Jonas whips Shockwave into a parked Ford truck, and then rolls him into the hood of it!! They're gonna smash this thing up! Jonas gets Shockwave up, and now it's a drop toe hold into the glass windshield! That sent glass into Shockwave's eyes! Testament back up, and he starts to punch away at the glass in his face! He is without mercy! Wait, Shockwave counters, and now he pulls Testament down into the mass of glass as well! These two are destroying each other! Jonas now is fighting to get out of the car, as Shockwave continues to try to drive his fists into Testament's face! Jonas pushes away Shockwave, and then climbs from the body of the truck! He whips Shockwave into the cab of the truck, and then jumps at him! He lifts Shockwave, and then delivers a piledriver onto the cab! They're destroying each other! Jonas now whips Shockwave into the front of the truck, and gets behind the wheel!
Clint: He runs over Shockwave! Shockey rolls onto the frotn of the truck, and Jonas is driving into the zoo again! He's driving straight towards...Oh God no...
*Testament drives the truck straight through the glass wall of the monkey house! Shockwave crashes through the wall.*
Mike: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! SHOCKWAVE JUST WENT THROUGH THAT GLASS WALL!!!!!! HE MUST BE DEAD!!!!!!!
Clint: Testament out of the truck, and now he gets Shockwave! He picks him into a gorilla press, and then rolls him onto the roof of the monkey cage! Whats he planning here!? Testament climbs up as well ,and now he grabs Shockwave! He gets Shockwave to his feet, and then walks towards the dge of the house! Oh God no! DESTINY'S FLAW OFF THE SIDE OF THE MONKEY HOUSE, DOWN INTO A SECURITY SHED!!!!!!! THEY WENT THROUGH THE ROOF OF THAT SHED!!!!!!!!
Mike: Testament with a cover inside of that security shed! 1...2....3!!!!! Jonas Testament wins the match!!!!! Jonas Testament is still EGWA Crown Of Thorns Champion!!! Fans, we've gotta take a break! We'll be right back!
*"The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up and out walks rookie Will Storm as the fans cheer he enters the ring in await for James Steele enterance. Then suddenly Lighting is heard going off all over the arena as the lights dim and come back on James Steele stands in the ring face to face with Will Storm.*
Mike: Here we go! This looks to be a great match to start off the night with! This one's been brewing for some time now! "The Fallen Angel" James Steele will take on "The Perfectionist" Will Storm!
Clint: I think we're gonna see some serious hardcore action tonight!
Mike: Both men are in the ring already and the go at each other with flying fists! They tie up! Will starts off with an arm wrench! James gets out of it with a kick to the gut of Will, and now James has Will from behind and rolls him up in a German suplex! 1,2,Nope! Way too early to end this match now!
Clint: Will has James and sends him to the mat with a hard DDT! He lifts James up by the hair and flips him on his ass with a snap mare and…SPINAL TAP!!! He just kicked James in the small of his back like he was kicking a football!!! James doubles over in pain and Will ascends the turnbuckle. He gets to the top and leaps off in blind moonsault AND MISSES! James got out of harm's way in time and now he sits on top of Will's back and applies the camel clutch! Will won't submit though, he rolls over on top of James and lifts his leg up! 1,2,No! James rolls Will over in a small package! 1,2,Wrong again! Will rolls over once again and pins! 1,2,Third time isn't a charm! Now Steele once again rolls up Storm! 1,2,Once again, no! Damn this is boring! I wish someone would get a steel chair or something!
Mike: Your wish came true, Clint! James slides out and picks up a conveniently close steel chair and climbs back in! He swings and misses, and Will kicks him hard in the chest and takes the chair out of his hands! Will smashes it across the head of James Steele! He connects again, again, and again! James Steele topples over and falls to the ground!
Clint: Looks like the "Fallen One" fell down!!! Will Storm continues attacking Steele's head, and he finally wears out the chair and tosses it aside! James gets back up and hits Will with a reverse Russian leg sweep! James climbs the ropes and crouches down and waits for Will to get back up! I looks like a hunter waiting for his prey! Will stands up and is met with a clothesline tackle from the top rope by James Steele! James starts to blatantly choke the downed Will Storm! James Steele is out for blood!!! He isn't letting up!!! Will Storm gouges the eyes of James Steele and quickly rolls out of the ring. He sets up two tables between the ring apron and the guardrail, one on each side of the ring, throws in a few chairs, and rolls back into the ring where he is met with huge DDT from James Steele! Steele looks like a soulless animal! He grabs a chair and starts to deconstruct the knee of the downed Will Storm! Storm's knee is almost to the breaking point! He could tear his ACL of bust his knee cap or something! James Steele is not to be taken lightly, and that's exactly what Will's big mistake is!
Mike: the dark and mysterious James Steele throws the damaged-beyond-repair steel chair away, but the same could possibly be said for Will Storm's knee now, DAMAGED BEYOND REPAIR! It appears to be okay, though, as Will gets to his feet and low blows James! Will grabs a chair and drop kicks it into the head of James Steele! James is down and Will drags him over to the turnbuckle. Will climbs up with the chair in hand, leaps off, AND HITS AN ARABIAN FACE BUSTER OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH THAT CHAIR!!!! JAMES STEELE'S FACE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!!!
Clint: Will picks up James and vertical suplexes him onto the chair!!!! James grabs Will by the leg and leg drags him to the ground!!! James is on top of Will Storm and he starts pummeling Will!!!! He stands up and drops the elbow across Storm's rib cage!!! You can tell, Mike, that these men HATE each other!!! James goes for a fist drop, but Will counters with a boot to the jaw!!! Will unfolds a chair and drop toeholds "The Fallen Angel" right onto it!!! James recovers quickly and the two start to slug it out! James goes for a piledriver, but Will counters with a back body drop onto the unfolded chair!!! That'll knock some teeth out!!! James looks REALLY pissed now!!! He uppercuts Will and bulldogs him onto the unfolded chair!!! Will Storm low blows James, hops onto the turnbuckle, and senton bombs James Steele!!! This is getting out of hand!!! James nails Will with a chair, sending him sprawling to the mat!!! Now he jumps up on the unfolded steel chair! He jumps up to the rope! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OFF THE VERY TOP AND ONTO WILL STORM!!!!!!!!
Mike: Amazing!!! Will recovers and headbutts James Steele hard!!! Now Will picks up Steele for a power bomb and heads for the table set up against the ring apron and the guardrail!!! Uh No!!! He's gonna break Steele in half! But No! James Steele, still on the shoulders of Will, starts punching Will Storm in the face! Will's at the edge of the ring and ready to power bomb James Steele! Looks like James is doomed…BUT NO!!!!!! JAMES STEELE HURRICANRANAS WILL STORM OVER THE ROPES AND STRAIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! DEAR GOD!!!!! Now Steele grabs Storm's legs and pulls him back into the ring! No! No no no!!! He can't be thinking of sending Will through THE OTHER TABLE!!!!! He lifts Will up over his head with amazing, almost unholy strength! Now he's walking over to the other side of the ring where the table awaits!!! Will Storm can't even move!!! "The Fallen Angel" is at the edge now! DEAR LORD!!!!!! GORILLA SLAM PRESS OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH THE OTHER TABLE!!!!!!!! Once again, "The Fallen Angel" James Steele is proving that there IS no God!!!!! This isn't wrestling, this is a blood bath!!!
Clint: This match is over with! James Steele pulls the unconscious Will Storm into the ring and crosses his arms like a corpse! 1,2,3! Will Storm might as well be dead after the damage James did with two slams through the table!
Mike: My God, that was a great, if not devastating, match! I have a feeling this won't be the last we see of these two fighting one another!
Clint: WOW! What, a great rookie brawl that was! Boy oth these young stars are on there way to super stardom! And we will be back after this!
Jade Diamond (c) vs. Hardcore Jay
*"Walk" by Kilgore starts up and Hardcore Jay runs to the ring as he awaits Jade's arrival. Then "Im Alive" by Helloween begins to play as Jade slowly walks out from the back with a big smile on his face blowing kisses to all the fans as the fans boo Jade. Diamond quickins the pace and then starts to run to the ring in fear.*
Mike: There's the opening bell and Jay runs towards Diamond and takes a swing at him with that cane. Jade ducks down and lands a kick into the Hardcore Icon's face.
Clint: Jade gets behind Jay and delivers a German Suplex. He doesn't let go and follows up with another. And one more. The bridge. The referee gets down and counts. Only one and a half what was Jade thinking, it's way too early. And Mr. Palm is heading over our way. Hello Mr. Palm take a seat please.
Palm: Great to be here fellows now step aside I think i can handle this. Jade throws Hardcore into the corner and starts stomping away. Jade steps back and gets ready to deliver the avalanche but oh Jay moves out of the way. Damnit Jade get it together! Okay, Jay delivers a knee to the face and picks his cane up. He takes a head shot and misses Jade a second time as The Foundation ducks to the side.Mike- Jay now swings to the knees of Diamond and connects on the right one. Diamond is wobbling and Jay now connects to his head. Jade is on the floor moving a little. Jay walks over to him and picks him up. Hardcore hits a power bomb. The Icon opens up Jades legs and delivers a blow to the jewels.
Mike: That looks like it really hurts.Palm- Shut the hell up Mike. Your lucky I don't fire your ass. Harcdore Gay picks up Jade again and sets him up for another powerbomb but Jade starts to throw punches into the asshole's face. Diamond hooks the head and oh big DDT. That probably destroyed a few brain cells, not that you would notice. Diamond climbs the top rope and waits for Jay to revive himself. Hardcore gets up and The Foundation flies through the air and hits a big Blockbuster on him.Clint- Diamond goes for the cover and the ref starts the count. 1,2,No! Somehow Jay gets a shoulder up.
Palm: Sh*t what's goona keep this fag down.
Mike: Jade doesn't know what to do with the Hardcore Icon and locks him in a camel clutch. The blood is escaping Jay's face as he desperately tries to make it to the ropes. Can he do it? Yes he makes it to the ropes Jade lets go and backs up.
Clint: Diamond goes for a clothes line and misses. Jay capitalizes with a bulldog. He picks The Foundation up to his feet and sets him on the top rope. Jade blocks the superplex. And picks hardcore up upside down. He wouldn't.
Palm: You bet your ass he would and he does. Diamond Dream from the top rope! Yes damnit yes! The cover 1,2,3. Yeah that's the way Jade.
Clint: What a damn match that was! But, I cant wait to see what this next match will hold!
Mike: Thats right Clint we will have Lance Slade against Chaos in a number one contenders match for the Triple Entente Championship!
Chaos vs. "The Spectacle" Lance Slade
*"Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts up and out walks Chaos to a fan mixed reation of boos and cheers mostly cheers untill."Iron Man" by Black Sabbath begins to play and out walks the man the fans love to hate Lance Slade steps out from the back and boos fill the arena as he slowly walks to the ring with his head held up high in the air to the ring.*
Clint: This is a match that should certainly turn heads and make jaws drop! So here we go with the match! Lance starts things off with a nice spinning heel kick! Chaos is back up and Chaos mixes things up with a clothesline take down! Lance is up and a big boot by Chaos and Slade is down! Now, the bounce of the ropes and a big leg drop by Chaos! Cover 1,2,Nope to soon for it to be over already! Now, Chaos has Slade by the hair and a headlock it now applied by Chaos! Slade is reaching free he has the ropes! Chaso lets go and a kick to the mid section by Chaos! He bounces Lance off the ropes and flying elbow by Chaos! Slade is still standing Chaos scoop slams him down near a corner! The big man is going up top! BIG SPLASH!!! NO, Slade moves out of the the way just in the nick of time!
Mike: Now, Slade has Chaos in the corners and big chops to the big man! Chaos is down and out and Slade is now just pounding away at Chaos in the corner of the ring! Wait, LOW BLOW by Chaos now Slade is back down and Chaos is back on the offense! Chaos swings Lance around into the turnbuckle and slams his head off that turnbuckle not once, not twice, wait three damn times!! Slade is motionless! And now Chaos with another big irish whip onto the other side of the ring. NO, its reversed and Chaos goes slamming into the turnbuckles! Now, Lance runs and hits a monkey flip onto Chaos to quickin the action here in the early going! Slade up and so is Chaos, Chaos leaps and Slade nails a Samaon Drop onto Chaos! Cover 1,2,Nope close but no cigar! Now, Lance is up and he bounces off the ropes and ...tumbling senton splash onto Chaos! Now, Lance is up again he goes off the ropes and a spring board moonsault! Cover 1,2,WOW I cant believe Chaos kicked out of that one!
Mike: Slade is up again. He goes off the ropes again for a thrid time. But, Chaos catches him with a CHOKE SLAM!!! Now, wait..FRANKENSTEINER BY LANCE AND ROLL UP INTO A PIN!! 1,2, NOW, CHAOS SWITCHES IT AROUND 1,2, NO!! NOW, LANCE CATCHES HIS LEGS UP INTO A ROLL UP COMBINATION! 1,2,AND NOW CHAOS AGAIN 1,2, NO DAMNIT WILL SOMEOPNE JUST PIN SOMEONE!! Now, Slade rolls out of the ring in frusration!
Clint: I didnt think Lance knows how to beat this man!
Mike: I dont think anyone knows how to do that!
Clint: Well you have a point this man is made oh rock ill tell ya that much!
Mike: Wait, what is Jade doing out here?
Clint: Very simpley helping Lance out.
Mike: Chair shot from behind by Jade to Chaos!!
Clint: Now, Jade is setting the chair up in near the corner of the ring!
Mike: Now, Lance is setting Chaos up on top!
Clint: Dont tell me....
Mike: BOX OFFICE SMASH OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE CHAIR!!!
Clint: Chaos neck must be broken! Cover 1,2,3 Lance wins this one with a help from Jade Diamond!
Mike: Damn them both may they rot in hell the bastards!
Clint: WOW! I hate to spoil the fun. But, I think Chaos is dead and we need to take a commercial break.
Clint: But, before we do that we hear that DRH is back stage.
*The scene suddenly switches to the backstage area. Inside NC-17's locker room sits DRH at a small table on which lies Dave the Skull. DRH is dressed in jeans, a black "Dave the Skull Wants YOU" t-shirt,and a red Anarchy "A" is painted on his head. DRH is in the middle of a conversation with the plastic skull Dave…*
DRH: Okay, tonight I'm going to have to make a monumental decision…a decision of such proportions that will effect the fate of NC-17, if not the fate of the Extreme Global Wrestling Alliance as we know it…decision that will undoubtedly make or break the careers of all of NC-17's members…I have to pick whether I'll stick with Jones or be on the side of Matt Allen…AND I STILL CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!!!
*Dead Silence*
DRH: Yes, Dave, I already did all my Christmas shopping for the guys! I got Jay one of those foam beer-can holders! I got Jones a new Singapore cane! And I got Matt some metal polish to clean off the Triple Entente Belt with!
*Dead Silence*
DRH: No! I can't tell you what I got you for Christmas! It isn't Christmas yet!
*Dead Silence*
DRH: Okay! I'll tell you! I got you some of that…uh…ummm…*DRH coughs to try and cover up what he's saying*….COUGH-spray-on-hair-COUGH!!!!! *Dead Silence*
DRH: I…uh…said I got you COUGH-spray-on-hair-COUGH!!! *Dead Silence*
DRH: No! I'm not trying to imply anything! Nooooo!Just because I got you some spray-on hair-in-a-can doesn't mean I'm trying to say you're "balding" or anything! Spray-on hair has many other practical uses! Like…uh…ummm…you can use it as a sandwichspread! Or for…uh…water proofing your basement! Yeah!
*The scene returns to Mike Rether and Clint White sitting at the announce table.*
*The scene switches to backstage in NC-17's locker room, where DRH is talking to Dave the Skull.*
DRH: Okay, maybe I can flip a coin and decide!
*DRH takes out a quarter from his pocket.*
DRH: Okay. Heads, I side with Jones. Tails, I side with Matt.
*DRH flips the coin up in the air and catches it. He looks at the coin and it has landed on heads.*
DRH: Maybe I should try it again. I'm still not feeling sure!
*DRH once again flips the coin and catches it.*
DRH: See! Now it's tails! Oh f*ck this, I'll try something else!
*The scene switches back to the backstage area in NC-17's locker room. DRH sits with Dave the Skull and holds in his hand a magic 8-ball.*
DRH: Okay, the magic 8-ball never lies! It'll work! Okay…Magic 8-ball, should I side with Matt Allen!
*DRH shakes and turns over the magic 8-ball to see the answer.*
DRH: "The outcome is foggy". It doesn't know? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!?
*DRH throws the magic 8-ball against the wall and it breaks and splatters the water inside it everywhere. The camera returns to ringside at the announce table where Mike Rether and Clint White sit.*
Clint: Well, where back and now onto are MAIN EVENT!!!
Hardcore Jones vs. "Mr.Main Event" Matt Allen (c)
*"Walk" by Kilgore starts up and out walks Hardcore Jones with Hardcore Jay by his side. Then suddenly the lights dim and Matt Allen attacks him from behind with a baseball bat across the back of Jones head!!*
Mike: What the hell is this??? Matt covers Hardcore Jones 1,2,Jay has just pulled Matt off of Jones whats going on? Why the hell is Jay out here?
Clint: Hes helping Jones out? maybe maybe out whos on whos team now?
Mike: This is confusing?
Clint: Now, Matt's up in Jay's face! And he hits Jay with it now!!!
Mike: Now, whats going on?? God would some body just let this match start! Now, DRH is out here making peace with the two.
Clint: Now, Matt goes for another swing. But, DRH ducks and grabs the bat from Matt and smashes it across Matt forehead!!! Now, Jones rolls him up from behind 1,2,3 WE GOT A NEW GOD DAMN TRIPLE ENTENTE CHAMPION!!!
*Suddenly the lights dim slowly and gruts are heard as they come back to reveal Trevor Marcos with the bloody baseball bat pearing over the three motionless bodys as he begins to laugh with a weird smile across his face...*
Mike: WOW! What a night it has been good night everbody see yous at the Pay-Per-View!
