*We cut into the backstage area, where we see intern-president Xavier Region, along with Jade Diamond, standing with EGWA wrestlers Dead Rock, Mucho Loco and Hardcore Improv Homie.*
Xavier Region: Okay, all I need you three to do is go out there and take care of a little problem I've had. You just go down with a chainsaws or guns or something, and take out the Theater of Pain.
Hardcore Improv Homie: Yo yo yo, dig this mad ill shiznit yo! I was, ya' know, beaten all bloody and shiznit by these boys a few weeks ago! What can I do this time to prevent it!?
Jade Diamond: Don't worry...should anything happen, The Organization has your backs!
Dead Rock: And, we make how much money?
Xavier Region: Seven bucks a piece.
Hardcore Improve Homie: More than TFW pays me! I'm in!
Dead Rock: Me too!
Mucho Loco: iSi senor, count me in! Ay pendito!
Hardcore Improv Homie: And, to, when do we get paid?
Xavier Region: Oh, don't worry. We'll pay you as soon as you come back to our locker room after the match!
*After several seconds, "Blue Monday" by Orgy starts up, and we cut into the . There are roughly seven thousand fans on hand for the night, all of them screaming. The camera pans around the insane crowd, and then we cut over to Mike Rether and Clint White at the newsdesk.*
Mike: Fans, welcome one and welcome all, to EGWA Monday Night!!
Clint: Right now, we stand a mere six days away from "Rising Sun," in what could be the biggest pay-per-view event we've ever had!! Almost every single EGWA star will be in action, as well as every title belt!
Mike: We've got a huge night of action planned next Sunday, but that's not to detract from tonight's show!
Clint: Too true Mike! Tonight three titles will be on the line, including the World Title, as Will Storm defends against Sick Puppy!
Mike: Also, Trevor Bliss will defend his Triple Entente title against Crimson, and Kyle Krow against Essex Goodenough! Trent Storm will be in action against John Bay, and Russel Nikks and Extremist will go to war as well!
Clint: Capping off the card, we've got The former tag champs, The Vigils, taking on the Organized Playas, and Vincent Vega going head to head with Jade Diamond! Rounding out the evening, two superstars take on one another, as Motorhead Massacre will meet "The Twizted One" Deke Carter in the center of the ring!
Mike: What a history between those two men!
Clint: Yes, this is sure to be a great-
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up, as the fans begin to boo loudly.*
Mike: ALREADY!?
*Jade Diamond, Satan, Xavier Region, Hardcore Jay, and Hardcore Jones start to the ring, as the fans continue to boo wildly.*
Xavier Region: Last week, you all witnessed a tragedy of justice!! You saw what has to be considered the most pathetic scene in wrestling history!! Will Storm and Mark Brian helping one another out!! Two men that are supposed to meet in the ring, helping one another!! I am shocked!! Something must be done about this, and I think we all know who's got to be the one to do it!!
*The fans boo loudly.*
Xavier Region: Since you two seem to get along so well, I've got to do something to stop this!! And, so, tonight, Pastor, you will be the special guest referee in the Main Event World Title Match!!
*The fans cheer.*
Xavier Region: Well, I love you all too! However, be aware, that this will not be a friendly occasion! What happens if PMB makes a wrong call!? What will you think of him then, Storm!?
*Suddenly, "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up, as the fans give an enormous pop. Will Storm steps out onto the rampway, his World Title over his shoulder.*
Will Storm: You say you're going to turn the Pastor and I against one another!? You think this is going to work!? I'm afraid not! Don't think we're going to buy into your little scheme, Region! Your inane plots aren't for me! I respect PMB, and you can't do anything to change that!
Xavier Region: OHHH! You "respect" one another, huh!? Do you think anyone cares!? The EGWA want blood and guts, not respect!!
Will Storm: I guess we'll just see about that, won't we!? I'll see you all later!
*"The God That Failed" starts up again, as the camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: WHOA! What an announcement!
Clint: What a match that should be later on tonight!
Mike: Fans, right now, it's time to get into out first match of the evening! John Bay takes on Trent Storm!
*The house lights fade out, as "What's My Name" by DMX starts up. John Bay, his EGWA Stable Title over his shoulder, starts to the ring. Playing to the fans along the way, he rolls into the ring, and then holds his title belt high above his head.*
Mike: Here's a man who has had quite an impact on the EGWA!
*Bay's music fades out, as "Hate Me Now" by Naz begins to play.*
Clint: Great, more "hip-hop". You know, I was listing to rap the other week...but, it wasn't be choice. It was coming out of a Honda three miles down the road!
*Trent Storm runs to the ring, his Juniorweight Title draped over his shoulder. Sliding into the ring, he tosses the title aside, and charges Bay. The bell rings.*
Mike: Here we go!! And they lock up! Oh, John Bay throws Trent Storm into the corner! He's stomping away at him with angry kicks, and sends him onto the ground. He begins to choke out Storm with his foot, as he uses the rope for force to make the pain worse! And he finally lets go, by orders of the referee.
Clint: What a wimp. This is EGWA for god sake! John Bay grasps Storm again and locks him in a front face chokehold. Trent Storm's eyes are rolling back into his head, but Ooh! Vicious kick to those small balls of John Bay!! Storm now locks up Bay by his waist and flips him over in a Northern Light Suplex!!! Oh, and only a one count for Storm that time, it was too early in the match!
Mike: Storm is up now, and he pulls Bay to his feet. He whips him into the ropes Bay reverses! Trent shoots back, and ducks under a clothesline attempt, he rebounds off the other side, and there is a side kick right into Storm's face!! That was a huge foot! Bay looks back now, and he gives himself a little push off the ropes! Here he comes, and there's a huge leg drop, and that looks like it hurt! John Bay is on a roll here, and now look at where he's going!
Clint: He's going to the top rope, he's going to use some high-flying tactics! He's up now, and gripping onto the top step to keep steady, as he waits for Trent Storm! Now Storm is up! He dazes around a little, and now he turns, and BAY RELEASES AND LANDS A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE FROM UP TOP! Jesus, this guy has some skills! And he's going to go for a quick cover and try to escape here!!! 1.......2......no, Storm kicked out intensely!
Mike: Bay is shaking his head, and he's not agreeing with the referee here, although that count didn't come near a 3 count. He gets up, and now picks Storm up. He throws a couple of fists into Storm's face now! Trent leans against the top of the ropes! Bay steps back a couple of steps, and now he charges towards Storm! He's lunging for a clothesline, but Storm ducks, and sends John Bay flipping over the top rope onto the outside, landing HARD!!! Trent is recovering now, and standing back up straight, as Bay is dazing on his feet trying to regain seeing normal. Oh, Trent is running now, and he bounces off a turnbuckle! He rebounds, and runs towards the opposite rope, and flings off of that!! He runs back towards the way of John Bay, AND NOW HE FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE, DELIVERING A SUICIDE DIVE!!! What a move!!
Clint: That's a risk taker for you! And that knocked John Bay right to the ground! Trent is getting up slowly, but at least he felt the least pain of that suicidal move! Storm is just about on his feet now, and he is trying to pick up Bay! He has him up, and he's looking towards those ring steps. He throws Bay, but John reverses, and sends Trent Storm flying into the steel ring steps! OUCH! And Bay doesn't want to waste anymore time. He's picking up Storm, and he lifts him on top of his shoulders! He runs towards the ring post, and Trent Storm's head goes right into the post, as he falls straight onto the ground!!! John Bay is a powerhouse, folks! He's manhandling Trent right now! He takes Storm back up, and rolls him into the ring, going in himself as well.
Mike: This match has went well so far, but the two men better start picking up the pace a little bit, cause we're nearing halfway into the match, which means that these two have 5 minutes left to wrestle and pull off a pin or make their opponent submit! Who will be able to do it?? Back to the action, John Bay is lifting Storm back to his feet. He has him up, and now he whips Storm into the corner!! Trent hits it hard, and walks dazed into Bay's grasp. He sets, and there's a vertical suplex!! Bay stands back up, and falls down with an elbow drop into Trent Storm's chest!! John is going to try for another cover again, here's the count!!! 1.........2........NO!!!! Trent Storm just kicked out at the last second there, and barely saved himself from defeat! And John Bay doesn't look like he's taking too kindly to this, he thought he had him there!
Clint: Close, but no cigar! And check this out Mike, we're six minutes into the match! These men have four minutes to prove themselves, or their going to be headed to the showers in a no contest! Check this out, Bay is going to the outside, maybe he wants a weapon or two? He's headed this way, what is he doing? Oh, he's got a steel chair! He's going to bring a steel chair into this match! He's sliding it into the ring, but how come he isn't going in as well? Wait, he's going under the ring to get something!! What does he have, can you make it out?!?! YES, it's a table!!! Someone's body is going to be drilled in half, should this table come into play!! Now Bay slides into the ring, finally, and the table comes with him!! It's laying down, and it's not set up yet!! What does he plan to do?!?
Mike: He's going for the steel chair again! He has it, and now Trent Storm is quietly getting to his feet now. He's up, and John Bay lunges at him with the chair!!! NO!!! STORM DUCKED! They turn around, and there is a dropkick into the chair, which goes flying into the face of John Bay!!! Storm reacts quick, and now he's running towards the corner! He leaps off of the second step, and there's a MOONSAULT!! What retaliation Storm is having from that steel chair attempted at his face!! He gets back up, and brings Bay back up to his feet. He turns around, and grips Bay's head, and there's an Ace Crusher, Ace Crusher by Storm!! He's going to try to go for a pin of his own, can he pull it off?!?!? 1.........2.......NO!!!!! BAY JUST ESCAPED WITH A SHOULDER UP!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
Clint: Trent Storm is getting back into this! He's picking up that steel chair, and waiting for Bay to redeem himself! Bay is slowly standing, but doesn't know what's going on! Storm dashes at him, and DRILLS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR!!! That sent John Bay into the corner! Storm is coming over, and he is looking to do something! He picks up Bay, and places him on the top turnbuckle! He steps onto the second step, what is he looking to do! He sets, releases, and THERE IS A FRANKENSTEINER!!! What awesome ability by Trent Storm!!
Mike: Eight minutes!! Two remaining!!! Storm has the chair again, and he stands it up in the middle of the ring! He takes Bay, and whips him into the ropes, John rebounds, and now Storm executes a drop toe hold which sends John Bay's face flying into it!! Geeze, that one is going to be giving Bay a headache for quite a while! And Trent Storm is slowly getting to his feet, I think he might have pulled something in that last frankensteiner or drop toehold. He's limping around the ring a little bit, trying to walk it off, perhaps it was his foot. He leans down now, and takes a deep breath. Christ, he has to hurry!! He's going for the table!!! The table!!! Wait one second here, does he realize that?
Clint: John Bay is on his feet!!! Trent Storm doesn't realize it! Bay is getting up, slowly and quietly and climbing the turnbuckle!! Storm has the table set up, and now he's going for the steel chair, and is going to place it on top of the table!! Wait, he turns around, and John Bay leaps!!! Trent Storm takes the chair, and puts it in front of his face, AND JOHN BAY SPLASHES THROUGH THE CHAIR AND TRENT STORM AS BOTH OF THEM GO THROUGH IT!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!
Mike: TRENT STORM WAS SETTING UP THE TABLE, AND WHEN JOHN BAY LEAPT FROM THE TOP, STORM LIFTED UP THE CHAIR, AND JOHN BAY HIT IT, AND THEN WHEN THROUGH TRENT INTO THE TABLE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT HERE!!!!! AND THERE'S ONLY TEN SECONDS TO GO IN THE REST OF THE MATCH!!! THIS MATCH IS ABOUT TO END!!!!!!
Fans: 1......2.......3......4.....5......6......7......8......9....10!!!
Mike: THE MATCH IS OVER!! It's going to end in a no contest!!! This match is a draw!!
*On the outside, the ring announcer, Andrew Toribio, takes the mic, and announces the decision.*
Andrew Toribio: Ladies and Gentleman, due to the ten minute time limit expiring, this match has ended, in a no contest!!! *Fans begin to boo and cheer at the same time, basically a mixed reaction*
Mike: WOW! What a match! And it ended in a no contest!
Clint: It was still a hard fought match up between both men!!! Great match these two men just put on!!
Mike: Both men gave great showings tonight! I think that was the first time limit draw we've ever seen here in the EGWA!! Right now, though, we have to cut to the back, where I understand Will Storm will be giving us his take on the World Title Match tonight!
*The camera cuts to Storm, sitting with his title on his shoulder.*
Will Storm: What do I think? I think Region should just put his money where his mouth is, and say what he's doing: Trying to turn the Perfectionist and the Good Pastor against one another. The bottom line is, I respect PMB, and nothing is going to change that. No matter what happens tonight, should I drop my title or should I just keep on winning like usual, PMB is still the top contender for this title.
*The camera cuts into NC-17's locker room.*
Kevin Anderson: Damn. We gotta take on two of the founders of NC-17 tonight, Ryan.
Ryan Lewis: Yeah, I know. This should be intense. But, Jay and Jones are legends.
Cam Furgeson: Don't believe all the hype. Vince and I are every bit as much founders of NC-17 as Jay and Jones are.
*Suddenly, Vince runs into the room. He carries a can of beer with him.*
Vincent Vega: Hey! Check this out! It's Jay's beer!
Cam Furgeson: Hey, I think I know something we can do with this!
*They all fall into a huddle, as we cut back into the arena.*
Mike: Fans, it's time for our next match of the evening!
*"Damnit (Growing Up)" by Blink-182 starts up, as Extremist runs to the ring. He carries with him a steel chair. He slides into the ring, and then starts to work over the crowd, as they cheer for him loudly.*
Mike: Well, Nikks and Extremist have been dissing one another for the past few weeks! Now, they get a chance get a chance for a match!
*"Crush ‘Em" by Megadeth starts up, as the fans begin to boo. However, no one comes through the entrance.*
Mike: Well, what's going on here?
*"Crush ‘Em" continues to play, as the fans boo louder. Ring Announcer Andrew Toribio gets into the ring with a microphone.*
Andrew Toribio: Russel Nikks has ten seconds to report to the ring, or else he will be forced to forfeit the match!!
*The fans cheer, and count along.*
Fans: 1.....2.......3......4.....5......6.....7......8.....9....10!!!
*"Damnit (Growing Up)" starts up again, as Extremist shrugs, and then raises both arms high. We cut back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Well...that was underwhelming.
Clint: I need something to sate my appetite for violence! When's the Krow/Goodenough match!?
Mike: If I'm not mistaken, that's up next!
Clint: YES!
Mike: But, first we've got to take a commercial break!
Clint: DAMNED CORPORATE SPONSORS!
Mike: They're the only reason you're on tv right now!
Clint: ..........I LOVE ARBY'S!!
Deke Carter: You know, it seems to me that Motorhead Massacre is living in a dream world. I mean, he's been talking about how h's gonna stalk Jason Bagwell's family or something. Everyone knows, you're not a stalker. You're not a murderer. You're not even a winner. What you are is a little bitch, and, tonight, you become MY little bitch.
*The camera cuts into Essex Goodenough's locker room.*
Essex Goodenough: What can I say? There is nothing, really, I can do to convey the thrashing Krow will receive, short of simply walking out to the ring and showing him. Rest assured, there will not be a chance for survival here, Kyle. I am going into the ring, and I'm going to beat the living hell out of you.
*He stands up and starts for the ring, as we switch back to the arena.*
Kyle Krow -VS- Essex Goodenough
Rether: This match up is for the Crown Of Thorns title, featurin the champion, Kyle Krow, making yet another title defense, this time against the challenger Essex Goodenough!
White: Krow got lucky last week against Risked, I think this Goodenough kid can take him out and make his way up the ladder here in the EGWA.
Rether: Claiming the Crown of Thorns belt is often a platform for many young stars here in the EGWA.
White: I am getting something over the head set....
Rether: What's it saying??
White: Shut the hell up and maybe I can listen! Well, it says that we are following Goodenough, who is storming into Kyle Krow's locker room. Good, kill that sonofabitch!
Rether: Wait, we have picture coming over the monitor! Yes! Goodenough is walking to Krow's locker room, with a chair in hand and referee in tow...
White: Finally tonight we may see this reign of terror end!
Rether: Krow opens the door, only to be met by a stiff chair shot to the head by Essex! Essex slams the door shut on Kyle's head, and Kyle staggers back into the dressing room!
White: Essex making the cover...1...2...kickout by Kyle Krow, dammit!
Rether: Essex picks up Krow by his hair, going to whip him right into that MIRROR!!! Glass shatters everywhere all over the floor! Goodenough is already busted open! Krow is laying into Essex's heads with lefts and right, further busting him open!
White: Dammit ref, stop the closed fist!
Rether: There aren't standard rules in a Crown Of Thorns title match!
White: I don't care, stop Krow from winning!
Rether: 1..2..kickout by Goodenough!
White: Thank God, I thought Krow was going to keep the belt for a second there!
Rether: Krow is taking the action outside of the dressing room, and into the hallway by slamming Goodenough through his door and out into the hallway! Krow now with an irish whip into a nearby water fountain, now coming in for a charge!
White: Come on, move out of the way!
Rether: GOODENOUGH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND DROP TOE HOLDS A CHARGING KYLE KROW INTO THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!!
White: Krow is bleeding profusely from the mouth, and Goodenough has taken back control of this matchup!
Rether: Must to your chagrin one would think. Anyways, back to the action, as Essex is dragging Krow down the hallway into the WOMEN'S RESTROOM!
White: Damn, at least some T & A tonight!
Rether: Numerous ladies run screaming out of the restroom....
White: Damn, no brief partial nudity....
Rether: Goodenough tired to slam Krow's head off the sink, blocked by Krow, Krow with a face slam off the sink, and Goodenough staggers back into a stall!
White: ...you know what a little bit of nudity could do for the rating for this show...
Rether: Essex's head is placed underneath the toilet seat, and Krow kicks it on top of the head of Goodenough!
White: ...and nudity always gets a pop...
Rether: WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE NUDITY ALREADY?!?!?!?! Okay, back to this exciting Crown of Thorns title match. Krow is leading Goodenough out of the bathroom and into the backstage area! Krow is dragging up Goodenough on top of some skids!
White: Come on Essex, take this match back!
Rether: Krow with a powerbomb off the top of the skids, damn those things must be 15 feet high, NO!! POWERBOMB BLOCKED AND A BACK BODY DROP OFF THE TOP OF THE SKIDS TO THE HARD CONCRETE!
White: Get down there and pin him dammit!
Rether: Amazingly, Krow is staggering back to his feet, and Essex looks to dive off the top of the skids down to the ground! Essex dives down, caught in AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP BY KYLE KROW!! That obviously took a lot out of him as well as Essex, as both men are down!
White: If Essex could just make the cover, that damn Kyle Krow would
be
champion no more!
Rether: That was not a slow count we all saw it and this match WILL
continue!
White: Now, Essex is slowly getting to his feet! Krow is as well, and he's turning around! Essex catches him, and HITS THE EVEN BETTER ONTO THE CONCRETE!! ESSEX HAS THE MATCH UNDER LOCK AND KEY HERE!!!
Rether: Cover........1.........2.......3!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CROWN OF THORNS CHAMPION HERE!!!
*Essex walks into Krow's locker room. He picks up the Crown Of Thorns Title, and puts it around his waist. Satisfied, he walks out of the room, and we cut back into the arena.*
Clint: YES!!
Mike: Well, what a match that was! And, we've got a new CoT Champion!
*We cut into The Organized Playas's locker room.*
Hardcore Jay: The Vigils....they claim that they've reformed NC-17, but we're left with a couple of questions.
Hardcore Jones: Namely, how can they form NC-17 without the originators!?
Hardcore Jay: You see, this isn't possible. Why not? Because we are NC-17. We formed that. We own the rights to the name. And, tonight, we begin our quest of bringing them down to Earth.
*They rise, and then start for the ring.*
*We cut into The Organization's locker room. Jade Diamond and Satan are inside.*
Jade Diamond: So, we've got the voodoo dolls....the pentagrams....everything, right?
Satan: Yes...this will be a night to remember.
Jade Diamond: Oh yeah...about the whole virgin sacrifice thing, I don't think the censors would allow that to go over.
*Satan rubs his chin.*
Satan: I think I'll have to renegotiate their contracts, then.
Jade Diamond: You control the censors!?
Satan: ....what can I say? It was late, Donald Trump and I got drunk...
Jade Diamond: Let's just drop it!
