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*"Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit start's up as clip's from last week's Monday night begins to play as we see Hardcore Jay defeat newcomer Brent Starks, and we also see two new comer's Essex Goodenough, and Shawn 'HAZ' Risked defeat both of there selected oppontants. The crowning of a new Crown of Thorn's Champion, and Pastor Mark Brian getting screwed by Xavier Region, and the rest of the Organization. The video feed then fades to black, and then fades up from black to find ourselves inside of the EGWA arena building looking straight at the announcer's booth where we see Clint White along side of Mike Rether with there head set's fastly tightened, and ready to start EGWA Monday Night! The camera spans around the arena, to many fans holding signs, as we come back to the announcer's booth is…*

Mike: Welcome everyone out there we got an exploxsive show for you's tonight we got many of EGWA's top stars here tonight in action with one another.

Clint: Boy, when your right Mike your RIGHT!

Mike: Couldn't of said it better myself Clint!

Clint: Like Mike said before we do have a action packed line-up for you's folks tonight we got-

*Suddenly Clint is cut off as "The Zoo" by The Scorpion's begins to play as the newly reformed Organization steps out onto the walk way as they are greeted with showers of boo's, and hatfilled chant's. They enter the ring with grins on their faces and smiles across their faces. Xavier takes the microphone, and starts off first…*

Xavier Region: Please, Please everyone keep your cheers to a minimum. Now, as you saw last week I your EGWA President defeated Pastor Mark Brian to become the number one contender for the EGWA World Title. That's right Will this mean's that your days of being EGWA World Champion are over. The Time will be on April 30th at Rising Sun. So all you fans out there better mark that on your calander. Because, Will once I claim that piece of gold around your waist, and hold it up high for the world to see, and know that I defeated EGWA's so called "best" World Champion ever! I will be the one to surpass your greatness, and become GOD!-

*Suddenly "More Human Then Human" by White Zombie starts up as the fans rise to there feet in excitement, as they cheer on while Pastor Mark Brian walks out into the EGWA Arena. As the music, and fan's volume lower's he begins to talk…*

PMB: You know you talk a awful far too much. These fans don't want to here your constant babbling! They don't want to here any of you's bable on about things!-

Xavier Region: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!

PMB: You want to know who I am I am the man you screwed to get that number one spot at Rising Sun that's who!

Xavier Region: Shut your mouth im the boss I run things around here the way I see fit, NOT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE! I'm the number one contender, and that's the way it's going to be! And there's not one god forshakin way you can get that back! Let's face it PMB you where screwed when you lost, and your screwed now, so what exactly do you want?

PMB: Very simply see me go to Rising Sun as the the number one contender, and defeat Will Storm to become the EGWA World Champion!

Xavier Region: Oh, yeah? And how you suppose that will ever happen?

PMB: How? You ask…….LIKE THIS!

*Suddenly the lights cut to black, after we hear several things thrown about, and scream's coming all around. The light's come back on to find PMB with barbed wire wrapped around the neck of Xavier Region, and the other Organization member's sprawed out all around the ring, and ring area in pool's of there own blood. PMB has a microphone pushed up to the mouth of Xavier Region's mouth…*

PMB: Give me a match tonight or these might be the last breaths you take!

Xavier Region: (Cough, Cough)…….GO TO HELL!

PMB: This is it this is your last chance to grant me a match tonight!

Xavier Region: NEVER!!!

PMB wrap's the barbed wire even tighter around his neck this time..

Xavier Region: GO TO HELL!!!!!

Clint: Wait, here comes security from the back!!

Mike: Oh, my GOD I think he just about made Xavier Region bleed to death by wrapping that barbed wire around his neck!

Clint: Paramedic’s are rushing to the aid of Xavier Region right now…. Wait HERE COMES WILL STORM!!!

Mike: Now, PMB, and Will Storm are taking shot's at each other, now then brawling towards outside the ring, wait PMB has wrapped the barbed wire around his fist, and HE SWINGS WITH A UPPERCUT TYPE MANUVER TO THE JAW OF WILL STORM!! Dear God in Heaven there is BARBED WIRE stuck in the lower jaw of Will Storm, he’s bleeding all over the place HOLY SHIT!

Clint: Wait, Xavier Region is slowly getting up to his feet!

Xavier Region: PMB you want a match you got your GOD DAMN MATCH!! Tonight you want your number one contendership well…your going to have to run the Organized Gauntlet, and if you lose PMB… YOUR FIRED!!!

Mike: Oh MY GOD FOLKS!!! Did you here that we got The whole Organization against PMB in the first ever Organized Gauntlet Match, and if PMB doesn't come out of this match a winner it maybe the last time we see PMB wrestle here again!

Clint: What a night it's going to be tonight folks we not only got the Organized Gauntlet Match we also have for you tonight…the new rookie Essex Goodenough, and we will find out if Extremist is Good enough!

Mike: We also got for you Kyle Krow putting his Crown of Thorn's Championship on the line against another new rookie here in the EGWA Shawn Risked. Also are second Desert Storm Match ever here in the EGWA with Trey Reed pinned up against Damien Simons, and for Leadership for the Devil's Own Sick Puppy up against Big Daddy, Enozz and Rival!

Clint: And wait till you get this the Lord of The Dance's Title will be on the line tonight in Chaos’ retiring match here in the EGWA. That mean's if he wins this match tonight we will have to have a tournament then in the week's to come.

Mike: But, lets not forget about two other factor's in this match the Champion Brendan Aryze, and Deke Carter also, and next we will have Morgan Black, and John Bay teamed up together tonight to take on the mystery tag team NEXT!

Clint: So stay tuned folks cause we have only just gotten started!

Playa Hataz vs. Mystery Tag Team



*"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath starts up, as Morgan Black, and John Bay walk out from the back, and threw the curtain’s. The lights dim slightly, as the two slowly make there way down the aisle, as the crowd cheers of softly. The two enter the ring, and await there mystery opponent’s.*

Mike: Well, here it is folks the question that's on everyone's mind who is the mystery tag team?

*Suddenly "Nothin But A G Thang" by Dr. Dre & Snoop Doggy Dogg, and the Playa Hataz emerge from the back, as the fans cheer on as FunkMasta B and Dead Sexay enter the ring, and go right after there opponents!*

Clint: Here we go the return of the Playa Hataz in there first re-debuting match tonight against Morgan Black, and John Bay the same team that eliminated them from the tag team tournament that happened over a month ago! Now, Dead Sexay is going right after John Bay, as FunkMasta B goes after Morgan Black. Now, Dead Sexay with a strong clothesline as he knocks John Bay to the outside! Now, FunkMasta B up on the top rope now, and cross body blocks John Bay on the outside. Now, Mr. Sexay is going after Morgan Black in the inside of the ring right now hard left's, and right's into the corner turnbuckle of the ring now! Now, Sexay is just stomping away at Black right now. Now, FunkMasta has thrown a chair into the ring for Dead Sexay to use!

Mike: The Playa Hataz are really on fire here tonight folks there really taking it to John Bay, and Morgan Black which may I add the current Stable's Champions right now in the EGWA!

Clint: That's right if the Playas where to defeat the team of Morgan Black & John Bay would be incredible, and certainly would prove that the Playas have the goods to be champions here in the EGWA!

Mike: Of course wait here come John Bay from behind with a chair of his own, and smacks it over the back of the head of FunkMasta, and now Dead Sexay also gets a dose full of chair as well from John Bay. Now, Bay is helping up Morgan Black, and now both John Bay, and Morgan have chairs this doesn't look good for the Playas tonight. Now, John Bay tosses Sexay the chair, and DROP KICKS HIM INTO IT!! As Mr. Sexay falls to the outside. Morgan Black goes to swing at FunkMasta this time he misses, A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND BY FUNKMASTA!! Morgan Black drop's the chair, now FunkMasta kicks him in the mid-section, and drop's him on top of the chair with a DDT! Cover 1…2…NO, John Bay interrupts the count! The Playas almost had a pin fall right there!

Clint: Almost isn't enough thought Mike! Now, Sexay is back in the ring, he drop kicks John Bay this time in the back, as John Bay falls face first onto the chair!! Now, he goes for the cover! 1…2…No A KICK OUT BY BAY!

Mike: Morgan Black is getting up to his feet now. Funkmasta has a hold lock on him now, wait a kick to FunkMasta's bits & Piece's! Now, he turns around, and hits a face buster onto FunkMasta! Now, Morgan goes for the cover! 1…2….Now, Dead Sexay interrupts the count this time! Bay is getting to his feet now! His got the chair, goes to hit a homerun off of the back of Dead Sexay's head. But, he ducts, and cracks Morgan Black straight over the head! Now, Sexay rolls him up from behind. 1…2…NO, NO, DAMNIT NO! Sexay almost had him there damnit!

Clint: Now, FunkMasta has rolled out of the ring now, and is throwing in a table, wait two table's, what the hell three table's?!?!

Mike: What is the team of the Playa Hataz up to?

Clint: I don't know? But, what ever it is is'nt going to be insane!

Mike: You got that right Clint! I don't know why the Playa's need three damned table's in there for?!?!

Clint: Now, Dead Sexay has set up the one table, now FunkMasta has the other, and they are setting it up inside the ring now.

Mike: Dead Sexay now has grabbed Morgan Black, and is giving him to FunkMasta who is on the very top rope of the ring. He's just pulled Morgan Black up to the top now…FunkMasta has him, and… FOLD-OUT POWERBOMB THREW THE TWO STACKED TABLE'S!!! My, GOD!!!…

Clint: Now, Dead Sexay as just climbed to the outside of the ring. FunkMasta is setting a table outside the ring now!! Wait, John Bay is getting up to his feet now. He's charging after Dead Sexay, Sexay duck's, as JOHN BAY GOES SMASHING INTO THE TABLE OUTSIDE, AND HITTING FUNKMASTA IN THE PROCESE!!!

Mike: Sexay is back in the ring, now, and he has a hold of Morgan Black. He's grabbed one of the chair's that where used earlier on in the match, and set's Morgan's head in-between the chair, as he climb's up to the top rope! He leap's off with a leg drop!!! He connects that's it!!! Cover 1…2…NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!! !!!! I cant believe it Morgan Black has just kicked out of the move!?! Unbelievable!

Clint: I cant believe it myself!

Mike: Wait, FunkMasta has just pulled out handcuff's from his back pocket, and he is now hand cuffing John Bay to the guard railing on the outside!

Clint: He won’t be able to go anywhere in them handcuffs!

Mike: Now, FunkMasta slide's back into the ring, as Dead Sexay slide's back out!

Clint: Now, Sexay is pulling out various weapons, and object from under the ring. He's now throwing them into the ring now to FunkMasta! He pick's up Morgan Black, and uses the blade's on the cheese grater to rip the flesh from Morgan Black's head. Blood is now just pouring out of the veins in the forehead of Morgan Black!

Mike: Now, Sexay is back in as he tells FunkMasta to grab the tape he threw in. Sexay take's one chair, and set's it up underneath the head of Morgan Black, and the other one on top of the head of Morgan Black, and now they are taping the chair's together. Now, dead Sexay is helping Morgan Black up to his feet.

Clint: Now, FunkMasta is spinning him around in circle's, and Dead Sexay, and FunkMasta B both grab chair's, and crack them against the head of Morgan Black. Now, Sexay is placing a cinder block on top of Morgan Black's head which is smashed in-between two tapped up chair that where just bent when the Playa Hataz crack two chair's against his head at the same time!

Mike: Now, Sexay is handing FunkMasta a sledgehammer.

Clint: Oh my GOD are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Mike: I’m thinking what your thinking for sure!

Clint: As John Bay screams from what he is about to see FUNKMASTA SMASHES THE CINDER BLOCK IN HALF USING A SLEDGE HAMMER ON TOP OF THE HEAD OF MORGAN BLACK!!!

Mike: It's GODDAMN Anarchy out here damnit! Someone stop it from the love of Christ!

Clint: The Ref lift's Morgan Black's hand up 1,2,3 that's it Playa Hataz have defeated, and I think crippled a member of Theater of Pain!!

Mike: Playa Hataz walk away winners. But, the real question here is Morgan Black even breathing?

Clint: Well, we will give all of you out there a update on this situation at hand later on in the show. So stay tuned!


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Mike: We’re back, and we still have great action ahead of us!! But first, I understand we’re going to be taken into the back, where Cam Ferguson is pissed!

(The scene is taken into the back, and Cam Ferguson is raging through the hallways with anger, kicking things with anger. The Organized Playas along with Jade Diamond pass by, with wonder in their faces)

Jade Diamond: What the hell are you doing, Cam?

Cam Ferguson: What do you mean, what the hell am I doing?!? I get absolutely no attention or respect at all! Where the hell have I been through all this Organization crap reforming, and all of you? Am I in the Organization, or not?!?

Jade: Calm down there, slugger. All we are doing is taking care of business with PMB, and Storm. No hard feelings!

Cam: NO HARD FEELINGS?!?!? What the hell have you guys come to? It was fine with the group we used to have, and to tell you the truth, I RESPECT WILL STORM! And how am I left out of the Gauntlet match, and replaced with these two pussies???

Hardcore Jones: Whoa, whoa, whoa…stop right there pal! What the hell have you been up to, we’re supposed to be a group, me, you and Jay have been a group from the beginning! You have to relax a bit. Plus, you have a shot at the #1 contender’s spot for the Triple Entente title, that’s why you’re not in the gauntlet!

Cam: Screw you! You and Jay have become egotistical jerks that think too much of yourselves! And you know what, I’ve wrestled in two matches before, it wouldn’t be my first time. Plain and simple, the Organization is obviously ditching me, and if that’s the case, all of you will fucking pay!

Jade: Cam, we are in the middle of making you a legend, a future hall of famer, and you don’t…..

Cam: Fuck you too, Jade! For the past 2 months, I have been carrying Rich and Famous on my back, cause you want to fool around, and make up your own little style of stupid ass gimmicks! I’m telling all of you, we are almost at the end. And soon all of you, like I said before, will fucking pay!!!!!

(Cam continues to walk down the hall, as Diamond, and the Organized Playas watch on in confusion. The scene is taken back to Rether and White…)

Mike: Oh my God, is Cam Ferguson bailing out on the Organization?

Clint: How could he?? He can’t do that!!!! No, no, no, we have to calm down…he’s in a bad mood, that’s all. He’ll be better soon enough when he faces off against Crimson!

Mike: We’ll have to wait and see, but right now, we’re headed back to the ring!!!

Essex Goodenough vs. Extremist



("Never Enough" by the Cure starts up, as Essex Goodenough emerges from the back onto the top rampway. The fans give him a medium-sized pop, as he won his wrestling debut against Crimson just a week ago. He continues to make his way down, as he rolls into the ring, and lifts his arms into the air, again to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He moves around the ring intensively, as he awaits his opponent.)

Mike: Essex Goodenough made a great debut in his win against Crimson last week, let's see if he can continue his success, against Extremist!

Clint: Yeah, I really like this new guy, Goodenough. He's got one hell of a future ahead of him, if you ask me!

("Damnit" by Blink 182 starts up, as the fans pop loudly for Extremist, who appears from behind the curtain. He raises his arms and spins around, continuing his little walk down the ramp. He slides into the ring, and runs to the opposite side of the ring, and stands up on the turnbuckle, raising his arms. He gets down, and sets his game plan as he stares opposite into the eyes of Goodenough.)

Mike: The cheers are still flowing throughout Penn State! The fans really like Extremist!

Clint: Well, think about it. He's hardcore, he's extreme, and he's a member of The REGIME! That's why the fans like him. Think before you speak idiot.

Mike: Anyway, let's get to the action!

(The bell rings. Goodenough charges at Extremist…)

Mike: We're not wasting any time here!! Goodenough charges at Extremist with a clothesline, but he ducks! Extremist kicks away at Goodenough's chest, and sends him in the corner. He gives a few fists to the abdomen! He gets on top of the 2nd turnbuckle, and is hammering away at Goodenough!!!!

Fans: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!!!!

Mike: Ten hard fists into the face of Essex Goodenough!! Look at this, now Extremist is climbing up to the very top! He jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK!!! And Extremist took the big man of his feet!

Clint: He's got him down! Now he's stomping away at the legs of Goodenough, trying to tire him and his power out! At least Extremist, unlike most other wrestlers, can use his head in a match! What's he doing now? He's setting up both of Goodenough's legs on the bottom rope. He runs back and bounces off the ropes, and…he just gave a nasty leg drop to the knees of Essex Goodenough! WOW, Extremist is really working well here!

Mike: I'll say so! Now he's picking Goodenough up, and bringing him up to his feet. He whips him into the ropes, Goodenough reverses! Extremist rebounds off the other side, AND GOODENOUGH LIFTS HIM OVER HIS HEAD!!! He's got a Gorilla Press Slam in the process!!! He's now bouncing Extremist over the head like weights, and now HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS EXTREMIST LANDS ON THE HARD CONCRETE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!!! That was a huge bump Extremist just took, and he's got to be in some pain after that one!

Clint: I wouldn't doubt it! Goodenough now steps over the top rope, and to the outside of the ring, approaching Extremist! He drags him up by his hair, and lifts him on top of his shoulders! Goodenough is now pointing to the ring post over there! He runs towards it, Extremist in hand! NOOOO!!! Extremist squirmed out of his grasp, and Essex Goodenough just went headfirst into the ring post! Now Extremist walks over to Goodenough, and he takes him by our announce table! He takes his head, and slams it right into our desk! Goodenough has his hands on his knees, and is trying to recover! Now look! Extremist backs up, and now he runs towards Goodenough, AND BULLDOGS HIM RIGHT INTO THE HARD FLOOR!!! THAT HAD TO HURT!!

Mike: To tell you the truth, I'm pretty surprised Extremist is putting up a good fight against such a big man! He's got his game going his way tonight!!

Clint: Definitely! Yeah, now Extremist is coming over by us, and he grabs a steel chair! Now we get to witness why this man's name is "Extremist"!!

Mike: Goodenough is partially standing up, as he leans up against the ring, using it for balance. Extremist lifts the chair over his head, and takes a HUGE swing!! NO, Goodenough ducked out of the way. Extremist turns around, and IS GREETED WITH A HUGE KICK, THAT SENDS THE CHAIR FLYING INTO HIS FACE!!! He'll feel that in the morning!!

Clint: That was like a karate kick, Mike! What a shot! Goodenough now picks up the chair, and he tosses it into the ring! He picks up Extremist, and rolls him into the ring as well. He himself hops onto the apron, and gets into the ring, as the action will continue in here for some time!

Mike: Now Goodenough picks up Extremist like he was a baby or something, and now…atomic drop!!! Extremist is in pain!! Goodenough is now lying down the chair in the middle of the ring, as he walks back over to Extremist, and brings him to his feet! What could he possibly have in mind that he could do?! He whips him into the ropes, he picks his body up across his shoulders, AND NOW DELIVERS A TWISTING SAMOAN DROP!! EXTREMIST WAS BROUGHT UP ON TOP OF THE SHOULDERS OF GOODENOUGH, SPUN AROUND, BEFORE LANDING RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE INTO THE CHAIR!!! MY GOD!!!

Clint: That's what you call enduring pain!! Goodenough now rolls Extremist over, and he covers him for a pin!!! 1…..2…….no!!! Extremist kicked out just barely!!! He's taking some pain, Mike, and that shows great spirits that he can continue in this match!

Mike: I'd have to agree. Did you just see him lift his face up just now, he's busted open, and blood is spurting out of his forehead!! And all Essex Goodenough is doing is expressing a grin on his face!! He lifts Extremist up, and secures his head in between his legs. He lifts, and POWERBOMBS EXTREMIST RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, EXTREMIST IS GETTING DESTROYED BY THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! And all Essex Goodenough is doing is getting pleasure out of it!!

Clint: Everyone is entitled to a laugh, sometime! Plus, what's the problem when you have a strong advantage over someone, like Goodenough does over Extremist? Answer me that, Einstein!

Mike: Well….

Clint: No, I'm sorry, you're wrong! Back to wrestling now, Essex Goodenough is back on the outside! He's navigating under the ring, and he wants to get some toys. He's got his hands locked on something, what the hell is it? Oh yeah, I should've known! Goodenough has got a table, and he slides it into the ring!!! Extremist may be able to take nasty shots into steel, but now Goodenough is going to try to put him to the test, by breaking his body in half through a wooden table!!!

Mike: Alright, well now he just stole my water bottle over here, and he's gulping it down, perhaps to prevent dehydration, my guess. And…what the hell? He threw it into the crowd! What a jackass!

Clint: HA!!!

Mike: Shut up! Okay, well Goodenough is now walking back towards the ring, wait a minute!!! Extremist is up!!! Goodenough now turns around, and is met with a baseball slide, that sends him flying back first into our announce table!!! MY GOD, we were not expecting that!!! Now what's Extremist doing?! He's slid back in the ring! He bounces off the opposite side ropes, now he runs back, AND NOW DOES A SPRINGBOARD ASAI MOONSAULT AS HE LANDS RIGHT INTO ESSEX GOODENOUGH'S FACE!!! WHAT A MOVE BY THE EXTREMIST!!!

Clint: WOW!!! Extremist gets up now, and he lifts the ring apron up! He's searching for more play toys under the ring!! What can he get?!? Let's see…he's got something…it's…it's…IT'S A KENDO STICK!! The crowd loves it, they love the kendo stick, just listen to them, Mike!!

Mike: Not just that, they like the man himself as well! Now he's just lifting the weapon into the air, and the fans are responding excitedly! Hold on a minute, Goodenough is up, I don't think Extremist realizes. Now he turns around, he ducks a massive clothesline attempt that Goodenough lunged for!! They both turn around, and AND EXTREMIST WHALES THAT KENDO STICK RIGHT ACROSS THE HEART OF ESSEX GOODENOUGH'S SKULL!!! WHAT A SHOT, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!! And now Extremist is the one with the grin on his face!!!

Clint: Both men are NOW busted open!! That shot Goodenough just took to the face got the blood spurting!! Extremist drags Goodenough to his feet again, and rolls him into the ring!! This has got to be it, get the win!!!

Mike: Well both men are in the ring, and look Clint!! Extremist is calling for the Extreme Diver!! He goes towards Goodenough, and sets up!!! NOOO!!!!!! Goodenough reversed, and HE JUST HIT HIS FINISHING MOVE, EVEN BETTER!!! THERE IS EVEN BETTER!!!!! ESSEX GOODENOUGH HAS THE WIN, HE HAS TO PIN HIM!!! THERE IS A COVER!!!! 1…..What? What the hell is going on?!?!?

(The house lights dim out to a pitch black, and nothing can be seen. Green pyro lights shoot around as well, but nothing. Suddenly, "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica blasts over the speakers, as huge pyro explodes towards the entranceway. The lights finally turn back on….)

Mike: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!! IT'S ACE SORENSON, FROM THE LATE OWA!!!! HE HASN'T BEEN HEARD OF FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE EGWA?!?!?

Clint: THE FANS LOVE HIM!!!! Obviously the count was screwed up, and Essex Goodenough has not won this match yet? What's going on now? Sorenson is sprinting down the aisle now, and he slides into the ring!! OHH, Goodenough just took a big swing at him!!! Ace ducked, and he gives him a kick to the gut!! He picks him up on his shoulders, and there's a Death Valley Driver!!! Why is Ace Sorenson crushing Goodenough like this!!??!!??

Mike: I don't know, but now he's setting up the table by the corner, still standing up!! He brings Goodenough with him, and leans him against the turnbuckle, as he climbs it! He's sitting on the top of the turnbuckle now, and he adjusts Essex Goodenough's body!! Oh no, you can't tell me!!! Sorenson lifts Goodenough over his head, AND NOW HE GIVES HIM A SORENSON DROP RIGHT THROUGH THAT GODDAMN TABLE!!!! HOW THE HELL DID ACE SORENSON JUST LIFT GOODENOUGH OVER HIS HEAD, AND CRACK HIS BODY IN HALF THROUGH THAT TABLE??!!??!!!! WHAT STRENGTH!!!

Fans: HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Clint: Now Ace Sorenson jumps out of the ring, and he walks backwards on the ramp, looking on at the match!! Extremist looks confused, but he drops on his knees, and GOES FOR THE COVER!!!! 1………2…………..3!!!!!!!! EXTREMIST HAS WON THIS MATCH, THANKS TO THE HELP OF THE RETURNING ACE SORENSON!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!!

Mike: HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!!!

("No Leaf Clover" by Metallica continues, as Ace Sorenson stares and nods with enjoyment looking on in the ring, Extremist looks at him with shock, not knowing what has been going on. Sorenson walks out of the arena, smiling all the way.)

Clint: Well what new things can we be seeing now since Ace Sorenson, a GREAT OWA star, has returned in the EGWA?!? We are going to be seeing exciting rivalries, alliances, and feuds, one thing for sure!! I can't wait to see the future coming!!!

Mike: That was some match, from beginning to end, all the way! Ace Sorenson is back in the house with an EGWA contract, apparently, and he's ready to tear everything down!!!

("Damnit" by Blink 182 plays as Extremist hops over the top rope, landing on the mat on the outside. He walks down the ramp, holding a bloody spot on his head, trying to rub it and comfort it with his hand. He exits the arena, headed for the back, as the music continues playing.)

Mike: I guess that’s a good victory for Extremist, although Ace Sorenson helped him escape the match with a win!

Clint: Well, Goodenough had the match won, what can I say. He had the pin going until the arena went pitch black! Technically, if you ask me, that’s a win for Essex Goodenough in the record books!

Mike: That’s an arguable point…in any case, the action is staying right here, so let’s get back into the ring, for our Crown of Thorns title match!!!

Card Continued...