*We cut into the locker room of the Theater Of Pain. Testament, Black, Bay, Damien Simons, Chaos, Cannibal, and Jeff Benson sit around a wooden table, apparently going over the evening's strategy.*
*We cut into a back hallway, where we see "The Organized Legend-Killing Perfectionist" Will Storm pacing around, his World Championship belt in hand. As he walks down the halls, we can see that he is angry.*
*The camera finally cuts into the Masterfon Center, in Queens, New York. There are roughly seven thousand on hand for the night, and they are all screaming loudly. The camera cuts to Mike Rether and Clint White, sitting together at the EGWA newsdesk. They both smile proudly.*
Mike: Fans, welcome one and all, to EGWA Monday Night!! Broadcasting live from the heart of Queens, New York, I am Mike Rether, and alongside me is Clint White!!
Clint: For the next three hours, sit back, and get ready to enjoy the hottest wrestling action the East Coast has ever seen! We've got a night of great action planned for you, and three titles will be on the line tonight, including the World Championship, which is held by the man we will be hearing from...right about now.
*The house lights dim out quickly, and "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up. Immediately, the fans begin to boo loudly. Will Storm steps out from behind the curtain, his Extreme Global Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Championship Belt held high above his head. He marches to the ring, not noticing the fans booing him. He rolls into the ring, and then tosses down the belt.*
Will Storm: You know...I am sick and tired of all you fans booing me!! No matter how much you hate me, you cannot dispute the fact that I've done more than anyone else ever has...ANYONE!!!
*The fans boo louder.*
Will Storm: SHUT UP!! You see, I'm here tonight to state a fact...from this moment forward, you can stop calling me organized! I've taken all the challenges by myself, and I've taken them all in stride! I've beaten everyone that the EGWA has to offer me, and I've done it all cleanly!! DRH fell, Jay fell, Kade fell, and Cannibal fell!! Who else must I beat!? What must I do to prove to you that I DO NOT need the Organization!?
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by the Scorpions starts up. Jade Diamond, Cam Furgeson, and Xavier Region step out onto the ramp.*
Jade Diamond: You want to know what else you can do, eh...YOU CAN SHUT YOUR DAMN WHINING MOUTH!!!
*The fans boo loudly. They've begun to flirt with Storm.*
Jade Diamond: Now, the fact is, that the only reason you even beat DRH was that we threw the match for you!! Roll the tape!!
*Over the monitors that are hanging from all over the arena roofing area, we see Jade Diamond walk up to former EGWA wrestler Dead Rock, who is dressed up in a black Black Sabbath t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and stands beside a midget.*
Jade Diamond: Hey there, DRH!
Fake DRH: Hi Jade Diamond! I wish I were as good as you are!
Jade Diamond: Well, now, that's not always an easy job! Anyway, do you think that id I'd pay you ten dollars, you'd drop the match tonight to Will Storm?
Fake DRH: Ten dollars...that's more than I'd ever make giving headjobs for money...SURE!
*Jade hands him a ten dollar bill, which he holds up to the light. Jade walks down the hall, and then sees another former EGWA wrestler, Mucho Loco, dressed up in a black shirt and jeans. Blood covers his face, and he is chomping away at a baby doll.*
Jade Diamond: Hey there Cannibal.
Fake Cannibal: iHola! I mean...Hello, Jade Diamond. Com...How are you?
Jade Diamond: Well, I'm doing fine. Getting ready for you big title match tonight?
Fake Cannibal: iSi!...no, yes, I am.
Jade Diamond: Well, that's great...say, if I could give you some nice, human flesh, do you think you could purposefully drop the match to DRH and Will Storm tonight?
Fake Cannibal: Yes, I think I could do that!
Jade Diamond: Well, that's great! I'll see you later on!
*Jade walks off, as we cut back into the arena.*
Jade Diamond: And, thus you see Will Storm, not only do you owe us your win over DRH and Cannibal, you also owe us your World Title!!
Will Storm: Now then, Jade Diamond, I think we all know that that tape was fake! For one thing, the only reason you'd be giving DRH a ten dollar bill would be for sexual services rendered onto you!!
*The fans laugh out loud. Jade looks fuming.*
Will Storm: So, I say this: Will Storm not only owes you nothing, Will Storm will not repay you anything! From this moment on, the Legend-Killer rides alone!
*The fans cheer, while Region, Diamond and Furgeson begin to shout at Storm.*
Jade Diamond: Mark my words, Storm...this will be the biggest mistake you've EVER made!
*With that, "The Zoo" starts up again. The Organization walks off, as Storm grabs his title, rolls out of the ring, and then walks to the back. The camera cuts to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Wow, fans, what an announcement!! Will Storm has left the Organization!!
Clint: You heard Jade! That's a mistake that he won't live to regret!!
Mike: In the meantime, fans, let's go to the ring, where we're going to be getting our first match underway! A newcomer to the EGWA, the Hardcore Homie, taking on an EGWA legend, Jonas Testament!
*Hardcore Homie runs to the ring, screaming like a madman. He has no music. He begins to breakdance in the middle of the ring.*
Clint: What was Region thinking...
*"Break On Through" by the Doors begins to play, and the house lights dim out. The fans instantly begin to cheer loudly. Jonas Testament steps out from the back, followed by Morgan Black and John Bay. Each of the Hell Raisers carry a ladder with them, while Jonas has a cart filled with wooden tables. They run to ringside, Jonas wheeling the cart, and then Bay and Black roll into the ring. The bell rings.*
Mike: Folks, this is trouble!
Clint: The Theater Of Pain is in the house!!
Mike: Bay and Black begin to maul Homie!! They're exchanging blows with him!! Wait, Jonas slides one of the ladders into the ring, and then rolls in himself!! OHHH!!! He just bounces the ladder off of the head of Homie!!
Clint: Hardcore Homie is bleeding already!! Bay and Black are on top of Homie now, pounding away at his head!! Jonas has that ladder again, and he's setting it up!! He has it set up now, and Black lays out Homie in front of it!! Bay rolls out of the ring, and then grabs a chair! He tosses it into the ring to Jonas, who catches it, and then scales the ladder!! Jonas is on top of the ladder, with that chair in hand!!
Mike: Jonas hollers something, and THEN HITS A SENTON WITH THE CHAIR TUCKED BEHIND HIS BACK ONTO HARDCORE HOMIE!!! GOOD GOD!!! JONAS BOUNCED WHEN HE HIT!!!! HE PUT EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF WEIGHT INTO THAT FALL!!!!
Clint: Homie is out already!! But, the Theater isn't done!! Bay and Black both roll out of the ring, and then go to the rack with tables!! They're pulling tables off of the rack, and setting them up!! They've got three tables set up, all of them sitting lengthwise!! They've set those three tables right next to one another now!!! Jonas meanwhile, is taking Homie by the head, and dragging him to the top of the ladder!!! He has Homie set up at the top of the ladder, and they've looking down to the three tables set up outside the ring!!!! This will kill Homie!! Mike: Jonas sticks both arms into a crucifix, screams something, and THEN HITS A DESTINY'S FLAW THREOUGH THOSE TABLES!!!! JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!! BOTH MEN HIT THOSE TABLES AND FELL RIGHT THROUGH!!!!!
Clint: The Theater's assault continues!!
Mike: Bay and Black are laughing now, as they're loading more tables into the ring!! They're sending three more tables into the ring, and now they're in!!!
Clint: They're setting the three tables up in the ring, and stacking them up!! They've got tables stacked three high in the center of the ring now!!! Jonas grabs Homie, and rolls him into the middle of the stack!! Bay has that other ladder, and he slides it into the ring!!! They've got both ladders set up in opposite corners from one another!! Jonas is laughing, as the Hell Raisers begin to ascend the ladders!!!
Mike: John Bay and Morgan Black are on top of both the ladders, and NOW THEY DIVE OFF, AND THROUGH THE TABLES!!!! GOOD GOD!!! GOOD GOD!!!! THEY BOTH SEND HARDCORE HOMIE THROUGH THOSE THREE STACKED TABLES!!!! HOMIE IS DEAD!!!!
Clint: Jonas pulls Homie out from under the rubble by one hand, and lays an arm across his chest!! 1........2..........3!!! That's it!!! Hardcore Homie is pinned!!!
*"Break On Through" starts up again, as Jonas grabs a microphone. He slouches in the corner of the ring.*
Jonas Testament: And, so ends a not-so-epic chapter in the history of the EGWA. Hardcore Homie has been pinned, and now he belongs solely to the EGWA. You will bear witness to the first ever sacrifice in the name of the Theater tonight. Homie has been broken physically...next comes the mental portion of the experiment.
*"Break On Through" starts up again, and Bay and Black grab Homie, and then toss his lifeless body onto the cart that they wheeled the tables to the ring on. Jonas begins to push it up the aisle, as the camera cuts to Mike and Clint.*
Mike: Well, what could Jonas mean, when he said that Homie would be the first sacrifice!?
Clint: I guess we'll find out soon enough!
Mike: Perhaps. In the meantime, we're gonna go to the back, where we'll catch a quick word with Xavier Region, Cam Furgeson, and Jade Diamond!
*The camera cuts into the Organization's locker room.*
Xavier Region: ...and, then, they'll come down, and the FULL power of the Organization will be realized!
Jade Diamond: So, it's still all going down?
Xavier Region: Just as we planned it.
Cam Furgeson: Storm will never see this coming!
*The camera cuts into the back parking lot, where we see Jonas Testament, Chaos, Head Booker Jeff Benson, Morgan Black, and John Bay crouched around a body. They all hold torches.*
Jonas Testament: We must first find the proper temple for the sacrifice.
*They look towards the local YMCA.*
John Bay: I think we've found the place...
*The Theater Of Pain moves off towards the YMCA, as the camera cuts into the locker room again.*
Mike: Fans, we're about to get into our second match of the night, but what could the Theater be thinking!?
Clint: I honestly have no clue! This could be disastorous!!
Mike: At any rate, we're gonna head to the ring now, to see the in-ring return of Trey Reed, as he takes on Big Daddy!!
*"Loose" by Prime55 starts up, as the fans begin to cheer. Trey Reed walks out from behind the curtain, and then stops at the top of the ramp.*
Mike: Well, Trey Reed has had a long, storied past with the EGWA! The former Commissioner, as well as a member of The Organization!
*Trey finishes his walk down the aisle, and then slides into the ring. "Nookie" by Limp Bizkit starts up. Big Daddy starts from the back, as the fans give a decent-sized pop. He slowly walks down to the ring, surveying the crowd. He slides into the ring, the bell sounds, and Trey runs right at Big Daddy.*
Mike: Here we go!! Trey is hammering away at Big Daddy hard! He sends him into the ropes, and then catches him with a nice frankensteiner!! Trey holds Daddy down, climbs to the top rope, and then comes off with a nice SWANDIVE SENTON BOMB!!! DADDY IS IN TROUBLE ALREADY!!!
Clint: Trey Reed is a truly great high-flyer! Trey is up on top again, and Big Daddy is slowly getting up! Trey dives at him with a cross body, however, Daddy catches him!! He holds him for several seconds, and then hits a nice powerslam!! Powerslam by Big Daddy!! Big Daddy is looking good so far!! He pulls up Reed again, and then begins to hammer at Reed with hard headbutts!! He has his head, and then hammers him with another headbutt!! Reed is back in the corner!! Big Daddy grabs Reed, sends him into the ropes, and then hits a boot to the face of Reed!! Trey is down!!
Mike: Big Daddy pulls him up now!! He hits him with a hard chop to the chest!!
Crowd: WHOOOOOO!!!!
Mike: Big Daddy is looking hot right now!! He takes Reed's head, and then pulls him over to the corner of the ring!! OHH!!! He bounces Trey's head off of the turnbuckle!! Big Daddy doing great in the ring with the former NEW World Champion!!
Clint: Big Daddy sends Reed into the ropes, and then ducks his head for a headbutt!! Noo!! Reed stops short, grabs his head, and then SPIKES IT OFF THE MAT WITH A FACEBUSTER!!! Reed is an amazing athlete!! He grabs Daddy's head again, and tucks it under his arm!! He yells something, and then hits a NICE TORNADO DDT!!! Daddy is down again!! Reed rolls out of the ring, grabs a chair, and then slides it into the ring!! We've got our first chair of the evening!!
Mike: Reed has the chair set up now, and, slowly, Big Daddy is getting up!! Reed runs at the chair, bounces off, and then lands HARD ON BIG DADDY WITH A CLOTHESLINE OFF OF THE CHAIR!!!
Clint: Reed is tearing things up here!! He takes the chair now, and sets it in front of the fallen Daddy's body!! He runs at the ropes, hops over the body of Daddy, hops onto the chair, AND THEN MOONSAULTS ONTO DADDY!!! TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT BY BIG DADDY!!!!
Mike: What a move!! Daddy is down again!! Reed has the chair now, and he's leaped onto the top rope!! He tucks the chair under his leg, and THEN HITS AN ARABIAN FCEBUSTER ON BIG DADDY!!!! Reed is high-spotting it tonight!!
Clint: Reed again has the chair, and he's set it on the skull of Big Daddy!! He climbs out between the ropes, and then hollers something to the fans!! They pop loudly, and THEN REED HITS A SLINGSHOT SENTON ONTO THE CHAIR!!! HE JUST NAILED BIG DADDY HARD!!!
Mike: Reed is showing no signs of rust whatsoever!! Reed covers.....1......Kickout!!! Big Daddy didn't even stay down for a two count!! Reed is slowly climbing up, and he pulls Daddy up by his hair!! OHH!!! Daddy with a lowblow!! Daddy has Reed by the throat now, and he's lifting him up slowly!! He lifts him into a throat toss, and THEN DROPS HIM INTO A TIGERBOMB!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
Clint: Big Daddy now lifts up Trey Reed, and then sends him into the ropes!! He hits a hard clothesline to the head!! Reed goes down!! Big Daddy now begins to stomp away at Trey Reed!!! He backs off, and then climbs to the middle rope, his hands held high!!
*The fans give a loud cheer for Daddy.*
Mike: Big Daddy is a hard worker, and the fans appreciate this!! Big Daddy now pulls up Reed, and then sends him into the ropes!! OHH!!! Nice back body drop from Daddy!! Big Daddy is proving himself to the fans tonight!!
Clint: Daddy is up on the middle rope again, and he's posing for the fans!! Wait, Reed is up now, and he leaps onto the middle rope as well!! He tucks his head, AND THEN HITS AN INVERTED DDT FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! What a move by Reed!! Trey Reed now has that chair again!! He sets it on the head of Daddy, and then strikes a pose for the fans!! Reed now bounces off of the ropes, comes at him, and HITS A TUMBLING SENTON SPLASH ONTO BIG DADDY!!! What a move!!
Mike: Trey Reed is truly an amazing athlete!!! He takes the steel chair again, and then sets it in the center of the ring!! He lifts up Big Daddy, and then double underhooks his arms!! He begins to spin around in the middle of the ring, and then HITS A BRAINBUSTER!!! GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER ONTO THAT CHAIR!!!!
Clint: Trey Reed might've just broken the neck of Big Daddy right there!! He walks to his fallen opponent, and then LOCKS ON THE NECKBRACE!!!
Mike: Clint, Big Daddy isn't tapping!! He refuses to let go!! Big Daddy is not going to submit in this match!!
Clint: The ref is testing his arm!! He lifts it up.......1...........2............NOO!!! Big Daddy's arm is still up!!! Trey Reed now has the chair, and he tosses it to Big Daddy!! Daddy catches it, and now Reed hops at him WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! MODIFIED VAN-DAMINATOR!!!
Mike: Reed grabs his head again, and locks on the Neckbrace again!!! Daddy still will not tap!! The ref again tests his arm........1.........2...........3!!! His arm has hit the mat a third time!!! This match is over!!!
*"Loose" starts up again, as Reed rises from the mat. He stands over Big Daddy, and then stares down at him for a few seconds. He raises his head high to the air, sticks both arms out, and then leaves the ring. The fans cheer loudly. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Fans, what a match that was!! I mean, what a hard-fought contest!!
Clint: Was it ever in doubt!? Reed is the man!!
Mike: Fans, we've got to take a break, however, we will be back in just a few minutes! Stick with us!
Hardcore Jay: Oh man, it's great to be back with you guys.
Hardcore Jones: Yeah, the only thing we're missing, though, is Dan.
Hardcore Jay: Yeah, too true.
Ryan Lewis: Well, you've got us.
*Jay and Jones turn to them slowly, and then walk from the room.*
Kevin Anderson: Man, what's their problem?
Ryan Lewis: Who knows? Hey, we've got a title match coming up!
Kevin Anderson: Let's go!
*They grab their tag titles, and then walk out of the room, as the camera cuts into the arena. We hear "Back In Black" by AC/DC playing.*
Mike: Fans, we're gonna get an exclusive interview with Trent Storm right here!
Clint: Wow, great, whee.
*Trent Storm appears from the back, with his EGWA World Juniorweight Championship Belt dangling over his shoulder. He rolls into the ring, and then rises to the middle turnbuckle, holding his title high. The fans give a big pop for the man. His music fades out.*
Trent Storm: BIG APPLE.....WHAT IS UP!?
*They cheer loudly.*
Trent Storm: Now, then, as you all know, I won that Juniorweight Title around a month ago, and, since then, I've defended against all comers!! I've beaten all that stepped up, and, now, I will once more!! I'm calling out anyone, right here, right now, to step up to a challenge for "Rising Sun!" I want whoever steps up, in the ring at, with the Juniorweight belt on the line, in a match of their choosing!! Whoever feels like taking me on, and earning their title, SPEAK YOUR MINDS!!!
Suddenly, the house lights fade out.*
Mike: What is this!? What's going on!?
*"Smoke On The Water" by METALIUM starts up.*
Mike: I think those of us who watched the IWA know who this is...
*From behind the curtain comes.....*
Clint: MOOOOOOTORHEAD MASSACRE!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!
*Massacre steps out onto the rampway, and slowly raises a finger at Storm.*
Motorhead Massacre: You....me....."Seventh Level Of Hell Match"....the first man knocked out cold, doused in gasoline, and lit on fire....LOSES THE MATCH!!!
Mike: GOOD JESUS!!!
Trent Storm: You know....that's pretty damn enticing! I accept the challenge!!
Motorhead Massacre: See you...in...Japan....
Trent Storm: Hell with that!! Let's do this shit right here!!!
*The fans pop loudly, as Massacre slowly nods. He runs to the ring, and immediately decks the champion.*
Mike: I guess we're gonna get a preview of this right here!!
Clint: Motorhead hits him hard in the head, and knocks him to the ground!! He grabs his head, and then jams it down between his legs!! He double underhooks the arms!!! The fans know what's going on here!!!
Fans: TIG-ER-DRIV-ER!!! TIG-ER-DRIV-ER!!! TIG-ER-DRIV-ER!!!!
Mike: Motorhead lifts him up, and then DELIVERS A TIGERDRIVER ‘91!!!!! TIGERDRIVER ‘91!!! STORM IS OUT!!!!
Clint: Now, Massacre isn't done!! He rolls out of the ring, and then goes to the Kosher Jewish Announce Team!! He decks ring announcer Fritz Costanza!!! Costanza goes down, and now Massacre has the table!! He drags it over towards the ring!!
Mike: Now, Motorhead rolls back into the ring, and tosses Storm over the top rope!! The Juniorweight Champion lands hard on that four-inch thick table!! Massacre again out of the ring, and he goes under the ring!! HE'S GOT A CAN OF GASOLINE!!! GAS!!! HE DOUSES THE TABLE, AS WELL AS TRENT STORM, IN GASOLINE!!!
Clint: Massacre rolls into the ring again, and then climbs to the top rope!! He reaches into his pocket, AND THEN PULLS OUT A PACK OF CAMELS AND A ZIPPO LIGHTER!!! He sparks up the cigarette, and then takes a long drag off of it!! He looks around, listens to the screaming fans, and THEN DROPS THE CIGARETTE INTO THE TABLE!!! THE TABLE, AND TRENT STORM, ARE BOTH IN FLAMES!!!
Mike: We've seen this before!!! Massacre sticks his arms out to both sides of his body in a crucifix, and THEN HITS A SWANDIVE SENTON ONTO TRENT STORM!!!! STORM WENT RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!!
Fans: JESUS CHRIST!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!
*"Smoke On The Water" starts up again, as Motorhead rolls off of the table. He starts to the back, not even noticing the medics that rush the ring. The camera cuts back to Mike and Clint.*
Mike: In his debut, he ended the careers of Lance Slade, Donovan Richter, and Christian Archane, and put away Rain and Thunder for a month!!! Now, he's put the Juniorweight Champion through a flaming table, and earned a shot at that title!!! Our first "Rising Sun" match is set!!!
Clint: This man knows how to make an entrance!!
