*We cut from that, and then into John Bay standing backside. He is standing quietly by himself, as Morgan Black is not at the arena. Suddenly, into the room bursts Brendan Ayrez, the men who takes on Bay earlier in the night, along with Trent Storm. Ayrez hits Bay to the ground, and then begins to stomp away at him. They slam him headfirst into the wall, and then walk out of the room, laughing all the way.*
*We next cut into a roaming shot of the Garden Spot High School gymnasium, in New Holland, Pennsylvania. We see thousands on hand at the card, as "Thunder Kiss 65" continues to play. The shot pans to the newsdesk, where blow-by-blow announcer Mike Rether sits with color commentator Clint White. The song fades out, and then they talk.*
Mike: Fans, welcome to EGWA Monday Night, where we are currently one week away from "Politically Incorrect!" We'll be talking a lot about that match, as well as this evening's fine matches! We've got a great night of action planned, including a Crown Of Thorns title match with Crimson and Extremist, a warm-up "Three-Way Dance" for Pastor Mark Brian, as they will battle with Justin Fleet as well, and, in the Main Event, DRH doing battle with Will Storm, in a non-title match-up, with The Cannibal as the special guest enforcer! What a card, Clint!
Clint: How right you are! Also, we're gonna see Brendan Ayrez take on John Bay, The Vigils wrestling against The Devil's Own, Vincent Vega versus "The Canadian Dream" Trevor Bliss, six-man tag action with The Organization taking on Oz and tha Playa Haterz, and, in our opening match-up, which is now, Trent Storm facing off with Kyle Krow! Let's go to the ring for our first match!
*"Gangstah, Gangstah" by NWA starts up, as Kyle Krow starts for the ring. He stops at the top of the rampway, and raises both hands high. The fans give a decent pop for the man who is making his debut in the EGWA this evening. He finishes his run to the ring, and rises to the middle turnbuckle.*
Mike: Well, this man claims to be a hardcore icon, and he gets the chance to prove it this Sunday, when he takes on The Extremist in a "Street Fight" at "Politically Incorrect!"
*Krow's music fades out, as "Back In Black" by AC/DC starts up. Trent Storm starts from the back, and then stops at the top of the ramp. Hr carries with him his Juniorweight Title, which he raises above his head. The fans give an enormous pop for Storm, who has made a huge impact in the EGWA.*
Clint: Well, Storm's Juniorweight title will not be on the line in this match, but, this Sunday, at "Politically Incorrect," he will defend against Jade Diamond, in what will almost certainly prove to be a classic match!
*Storm finishes his walk to the ring, and then hands his title belt over to the ref. He begins to test out the ropes, as the bell rings.*
Mike: And, we start things off with a tie-up with both men!! Krow and Storm are wrestling at one another, however, Trent has the strength and height advantage! He's backed down Krow! Wait! Krow with a kick to the stomach, and now he hits a DDT onto Storm!! Krow is looking good in his debut!
Clint: Krow pulls up Storm, and then hits a nice scoop into a body slam onto him!! Beautiful chain wrestling by Krow there! He drops to the ropes, and then hits a leg drop across the chest of Storm!! Nice!
Mike: Krow pulls up Storm again, and sends him running into the ropes!! OH!! A picture perfect flapjack by Krow!! Storm is down!! Krpw walks to the fallen Storm, and then grabs a leg!! He locks on a leg grapevine!! He's working on the leg of Storm here! This is exactly what he has to do in order to take the wind out of Storm's sails! He has to work over the wheels of Storm, because that is where his strength lies!
Clint: Krow lifts Storm to his feet again, and then sends him into the ropes once more!! He looks for a lariat, however, Storm ducks, turns, and FLOWS INTO A SUPERKICK ON KROW!! KROW IS DOWN!!!
Mike: Storm now is on the middle rope, and he comes off with a nice elbow drop into the inside of his leg!! Storm now pulls the leg of Krow, and then drags him to the corner of the ring!! He drops out of the ring, while still holding onto his leg!! He takes the leg, and THEN LOCKS A FIGURE-FOUR AROUND THE RINGPOST!!! FIGURE-FOUR LEGLOCK AROUND THE RINGPOST!!! THIS MIGHT BE IT FOR KROW!!!
Clint: He isn't giving up!! He won't tap out!! This is excruciating, though!! There's no way Krow can last much longer!! NO! Storm drops the hold!! Trent Storm drops the leglock, and then rises! The hold is off, but the damage is done! Kyle Krow is down!!
Mike: This is bad for Krow!! Trent now is back in the ring, and he pulls up Krow to his feet!! OHH!! A harsh chop to his chest!! That sends Krow flying back into the corner!! He walks forward, and hits another chop to the chest!! And, a third one!! This is brutal to watch!! Storm now takes the head of Krow, and tucks it under his arm!! He runs up the turnbuckle, AND HITS A RUNNING SPRINGBOARD DDT!!! RUNNING SPRINGBOARD DDT!!! THAT PLANTED KROW RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!!
Clint: Storm is looking hot right now!! He has Krow laid out in the center of the ring, and now he lays him into the one far right corner of the ring!!! He rolls out, and then grabs a chair!! He takes the chair, and then hops onto the apron again!! He mounts the turnbuckle, and turns around!! He holds the chair at his chest, and THEN MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! NOOOO!!! KYLE KROW MOVED!!! TRENT STORM MOONSAULTED ONTO THE BARE RING FLOOR!!! THAT CHAIR WAS JUST PUSHED INTO HIS CHEST!!!
Mike: Good Lord!! Krow now rolls out of the ring, and then goes under the ring!! HE PULLS OUT A TABLE AND A PIZZA CUTTER!! He's back in the ring now, as he shoves the table in as well!!
Clint: Krow sets the table up in the corner of the ring, and lets it sit diagonally there!! Now, he takes the pizza cutter, and walks to Storm!! GOOD GOD!! HE CUT OPEN THE ARM OF STORM WITH THAT PIZZA CUTTER!!! Now, he grabs Storm, and pulls him back to the opposite corner of the ring!! He pulls up Storm, and he looks as though he's gonna be going for a running crucifix bomb!!
*Suddenly, the house lights fade out, and "No Mercy" by Pharoahe Monarch starts up. They stay down for around thirty seconds, and, when they come back up, we see both Storm and Krow lying in the middle of the broken table. However, Storm is lying on top of Krow.*
Mike: Well, I guess this counts as a cover......1......2.......3!!! The match is over!! Kyle Krow has been defeated, and I don't even know what happened to either man!!
*Trent slowly gets to his feet, as "Back In Black" starts up again. He shakes his head, and then grabs his Juniorweight title from the referee. He holds it above his head, and then runs out of the ring. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Well, an exciting opening match-up there! I honestly have no idea who helped out Kyle Krow there!
Clint: Well, we all saw he and Brendan Aryze beat up John Bay earlier!
Mike: But, why wouldn't Aryze just show his face? Why the smoke and mirrors?
Clint: You think I'm a psychic?
Mike: Just....just...I HATE YOU! We're gonna go to the back, to get an interview with The Organization!
*The camera cuts into the locker room, where we see Jade Diamond, Will Storm, Cam Furgeson, and Xavier Region.*
Region: The fact is, we're gonna destroy them!
Jade: Of course. I mean, two wiggers and one suicidal idiot! How can we lose!?
Cam: You better not bring the rest of us down...
*Will rises from his seat, picks up the World Title, and then starts for the door.*
Will: Heading out for the promo...
Region: Alright, and, don't forget. You need us this evening, you just use the signal. Cannibal can't stop all three of us.
Will: I'm not going to be needing you...
Region: Oh...you're not. Wait a second...I get it...OF COURSE you're not going to be needing us, hint hint, wink wink.
Will: I'm serious, fellas. I am going to show everyone who the true champ is, and I'm going to do it one-on-one. ALONE.
*With that, he leaves the locker room. The camera cuts into The Cannibal's locker room.*
Cannibal: Lets see...I know I had it somewhere...
*He opens up the door to his closet in the locker room, and then pulls out a black and white striped shirt. He nods slowly.*
Cannibal: Here we go! Now, I'll be ready, in case something happens to the ref in the match! I'll be regulating out there tonight!
*The camera cuts into the arena again, as "The God That Failed" by Metallica starts up. The fans instantly begin to rain the ring with a chorus of loud boos. Storm stops at the top of the ramp, and stares out over the fans. He then finishes his walk to the ring, and rolls under the bottom rope. He rises to the middle turnbuckle, and raises his World Heavyweight Championship belt above his head. His music fades out, and he grabs a mic from ring announcer Andrew Toribio.*
Will: Fans....SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
*They boo louder.*
Will: Fine, be that way. I really cannot see why you insist on booing me. I mean, I am YOUR "Organized Legend-Killing Perfectionist," and, this Sunday, I shall prove it to all! I've got the gold...but, one thing I don't have is your respect. Why, I still cannot see. I mean, I've beaten Ciarin Kade, I've beaten Hardcore Jay, and, tonight, I'm going to beat DRH! At "Politically Incorrect," I'll beat DRH again, as well as pin The Cannibal! I'm going to go into Politically Incorrect, and push any doubt of the fact that I am the best champion of all time in the EGWA! There will be no question in anyone's mind as to who the greatest warrior in the EGWA ever is!
Will: However, onto tonight! I face off with DRH, and I get my chance to prove to everyone that I am going to win at Politically Incorrect! After tonight, there will be no doubt of the fact that no one can defeat me! I haven't been pinned in a singles match since early-January, and, after tonight, I still will not! You see-
*Suddenly, "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne starts up, as DRH steps out onto the ramp, to a huge pop from the fans. He pulls a mic out of his jeans, and then addresses Storm.
DRH: You know....these past few weeks, all I've done is sit back and listen to you babble on aimlessly about one subject or another! ‘No one can beat me, I'm the best, I'm the Kind Of Old School!' Ya know what, just shut the FUCK UP!!!
*The fans cheer loudly. Storm kicks a turnbuckle in anger.*
DRH: You very well might be the King of Old School, however, that does not change the fact that no one in the EGWA cares about old school wrestling! So, I'm going to ask the fans what they think about ourselves having a little "King Of Hardcore" Match!?!?
*The fans cheer wildly.*
DRH: That's right, no one cares about your technical wrestling or anything else!! I want you in the ring, tonight, under MY RULES for a change!!
Will: Alright, Dan, I'll play your little games. But, I want to know, just what is a "King Of Hardcore" Match!? Because, if it involves the sort of ‘hardcore' that the likes of NC- 17 is associated with...well, I might have to skip out!
*A few fans laugh.*
DRH: HEY! I'm the one who makes the jokes here, pal! Anyway, just what is a "King Of Hardcore" Match, you ask!? Well, it's pretty complicated! FMW calls it a "No- Ropes-Barbed-Wire-Bunkhouse-Scramble" Match...but, for short, we're gonna call it a "King Of Hardcore" Match!! Now, I ask you my friend, are you up to it!?!?
Will: King of Hardcore, eh? Well, you think I'm gonna screw up the chance to prove to everyone that I'm the king of both Hardcore and Old School!?! You, my friend, are on!!
*Suddenly, "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit starts up. The camera focus on a high balcony above the floor of the area, where Cannibal sits.*
Cannibal: Hey fellas, forget about me!? I know I've not forgotten about you! Since you're all calling out challenges, I think I'm gonna make my own for "Politically Incorrect!" Now, seeing as how this is a ppv, and we're all in the main event, I think there needs to be a little something extra! So, how about, at "Politically Incorrect," we go all out, and have ourselves a "Three-Way Stretcher Match!?" The rules are traditional stretcher match rules! The match ends when two out of the three competitors are carried out of the arena on stretchers, and at no other time! There are no pinfalls, no submissions...and no mercy...are you two up to it!?!?
Will and DRH: BRING IT!!
Cannibal: Then, I guess it's signed! This Sunday, a "Three-Way Stretcher Match!" Bring your game faces, fellas...AND GET READY TO HAVE THEM RIPPED OFF WITH MY TEETH!!!!
*"The God That Failed" starts up again, as Will exits the ring, and DRH heads to the back as well. Cannibal stays in the crowd, watching the action. The camera cuts back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: Good lord! The Main Event at "Politically Incorrect" has been changed again! We'll be right back after a quick commercial break!
*The camera cuts from the commercial into NC-17's locker room. DRH has returned from the ring, and now sits with The Vigils, Hardcore Jones, and Vincent Vega.*
Hardcore Jones: Christ, a "Three-Way Stretcher Match!" Has wrestling ever seen anything like that!?
DRH: Not that I know of.
Vega: I gotta admit, this could be a brutal match.
DRH: Believe me, there is NOTHING that will keep me on that stretcher. I'm not going to be defeated. I refuse to lose to Storm or anyone else.
*Kevin Anderson and Ryan Lewis stand from their seats, and head for the door.*
Anderson: We're up next, fellas!
DRH: I'd wish you the best of luck....but, you're facing off with Sick Puppy and Big Daddy....so....
*All five men laugh, and then Anderson and Lewis leave the locker room. The camera cuts into the arena again.*
MR: Recently, folks, several EGWA titles have been in transition and vacant, the EGWA World Triple Entente Title and the EGWA Tag Team Titles. These championship belts will finally find new holders next Sunday at the "Politically Incorrect 2000" PPV, and right now, we're going to see the number-one contenders for the Tag Team Titles, the Vigils, taking on Devil's Own. The Vigils are really establishing themselves a hardcore tag team, and naturally they've joined up with NC-17, the EGWA's leading hardcore stable. Now, Sick Puppy and Big Daddy will take on the Vigils in a hardcore tag team table match!
The Vigils -VS- The Devil's Own
*"When I Come Around" by Green Day booms over the PA as Ryan Lewis and Kevin Anderson, the Vigils, make their way to the ring. They both slap fives with all the fans, and finally leap into the ring as the fans go insane.*
*"Minus Human" by Metallica drifts through the arena, and Sick Puppy and Big Daddy start walking down to the ring as a confused mix of cheering and booing issues from the crowd. Both men slide into the ring and charge at the Vigils.*
CW: Big Daddy takes Ryan down with a clothesline, and Sick Puppy attempts one, but Kevin catches him and takes him to the ground with a sidewalk slam!!! Anderson drop kicks Big Daddy into the ropes, Big Daddy rebounds, and Kevin drop toe holds him face first into the gut of Sick Puppy! That'll knock the wind outta ya! Kevin steps out onto the apron, and Sick Puppy also does, now Ryan and Big Daddy lock horns! Big Daddy gets the edge, whips Ryan into the ropes, and back body drops his neck right onto the ropes!!! Ryan bounce back off, locks up with Big Daddy from behind, and knocks him out with a dragon suplex!!! Ryan is climbing up the ropes, but now Sick Puppy has decided to help out Big Daddy! Sick Puppy runs, but Ryan Lewis knocks the shit out of him with a somersault plancha!!!!
MR: Kevin is in, and him and Ryan whip Sick Puppy into the ropes, Sick Puppy rebounds, and they hit a double vertical suplex on him! Now they both spread open his legs with a wishbone leg splitter AND BOTH DROP ELBOWS ON HIS GROIN!!!! Ouch!!! Kevin is sitting on Big Daddy right now and laying some punches on him, and Ryan is sliding out of the ring. Ryan throws in the two tables and now he's tossing in some chairs, the ring bell, a fire extinguisher, and a TV monitor! Big Daddy is coming to, but Kevin is still on top of him. Big Daddy blocks his punches and now he's squeezing Kevin Anderson's neck with both hands! Big Daddy is standing up and holding Kevin up with both hands by his throat, and Ryan has a chair and slides in, ONLY TO HAVE BIG DADDY CHOKE SLAM POWERBOMB KEVIN ANDERSON RIGHT ONTO RYAN LEWIS AND THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!!!
CW: HOLY HELL!!!! Big Daddy just made a Vigils sandwich, and that steel chair was the bologna!!! Sick Puppy is up, climbs the ropes, and lands a huge-ass kamikaze headbutt right into the stomach of Kevin Anderson, further squashing Ryan who's beneath him!!!!!!!!! Sick Puppy tags himself in now, he tosses Kevin Anderson out of the ring to the concrete below, and now he picks up a weaken Ryan Lewis by his hair! Ryan is staggering, and Sick Puppy puts some nasty knife-edge chops on him!!!!
Fans: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
MR: Ryan Lewis falls done right onto a folded-up steel chair, now Sick Puppy bounces himself off the ropes, he drops the elbow, BUT RYAN MOVES AND SICK PUPPY JUST BASHED HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!
CW: I'll bet his funny bone ain't too funny right now!
MR: Sick Puppy looks like he just hurt his elbow bad, now Ryan grabs a steel chair and slams it into the head Sick Puppy again and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fans: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20!!!!!!!!
MR: TWENTY CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF SICK PUPPY!!!!!!!! TWENTY CHAIR SHOTS!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! SICK PUPPY'S SKULL MUST BE BROKEN!!!!!!
CW: Not to mention the chair!
MR: Sick Puppy falls unconscious to the ground, and Kevin Anderson climbs up to the top rope! Looks like he's gonna hit a 450-degree splash, but Big Daddy runs in, clotheslines Ryan, and powerslams Kevin off of the ropes!!!! Big Daddy grabs the ring bell, charges at Ryan Lewis, who ducks under it! Big Daddy turns around, and Ryan spinning heel kicks the ring bell right into Big Daddy's face!!!!! Now Ryan grabs the bell, drops it, and hits Big Daddy with a flowing DDT, sending his head right into the bell!!!!!!!!!! Kevin has Sick Puppy by his head and he runs, kicks off the turnbuckle, AND HITS A TORNADO DDT!!!!! Kevin Anderson just served up his signature move, the Tornado DDT!!! Ryan rolls Big Daddy out of the ring, tags Kevin, and steps out onto the apron.
CW: Sick Puppy grabs a chair and nails Kevin right in the head!!! He whips him into the ropes, Kevin rebounds, Sick Puppy drives the chair right into his gut, then hits him with a flying head scissors, driving his cranium into the chair!!!! Sick Puppy runs and tags in Big Daddy now, Big Daddy charges at Kevin, who ducks, and drop kicks him into the turnbuckle!!! Ryan grabs his arms and holds him in place, and Kevin grabs a steel chair!!! Oh no! Kevin has a particularly malicious look on his face! He charges at him AND BASEBALL SLIDES THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE NUTS OF BIG DADDY!!!!!! HOLY WONTON TOMATO OF ANTIOCH!!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!! Sick Puppy runs in and charges at him, but he too eats chair and Kevin tosses him out to the concrete!!! Now Kevin is setting up the table in front of the turnbuckle, he lays Big Daddy out on it, and puts the steel chair right over his groin......oh no! Oh no! OH NO!!!!!!
MR: RYAN LEWIS IS AT THE TOP AND JUST HIT A SENTON BOMB RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR, DRIVING IT INTO BIG DADDY'S GROIN AND SENDING HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!! THE VIGILS ARE JUST TOO DAMN HARDCORE!!!!! There was The X-Treme Dream's signature move right there, a senton bomb with a chair!!!!! One table down, one to go!!! Here comes Sick Puppy again, and he clotheslines Ryan, then clotheslines Kevin!!!! He helps Big Daddy up, who goes to work pummeling the downed Ryan Lewis, while Sick Puppy sets up two more tables! Big Daddy picks up Kevin Anderson, throws him over his shoulder with a back body drop, and Sick Puppy catches his head AND HITS A DIAMOND CUTTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!! This is just too brutal!!!! These men are out to kill one another!!!!!
CW: Ryan Lewis is back up, he kicks Big Daddy in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker!!!! He runs at Sick Puppy, but Puppy catches him and hits a belly-to-back suplex RIGHT ONTO A FOLDED-UP STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!! Kevin Anderson and Big Daddy are brawling it out now, and so are a very weak Ryan Lewis and Sick Puppy!!! Oh no!!! Sick Puppy and Ryan are over by that last table, and Sick Puppy kicks Ryan in the gut, and has him in a standing head scissors!!! Oh no!!! The end is near for Ryan Lewis now!!!! Kevin and Big Daddy are duking it out, but Kevin finally hits a big haymaker, kicks him in the gut, THEN FOLLOWS UP WITH THE IRONIC INDULGANCE!!!!!!!! THE IRONIC INDULGANCE!!!!!! AN INVERTED PILEDRIVER AND ANDERSON'S FINISHER, THE IRONIC INDULGANCE!!!!!!! Sick Puppy has Ryan Lewis over his head and is about to POWERBOMB HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!
MR: But Kevin throws Big Daddy into Sick Puppy, and Ryan drops out of the powerbomb!!!!!! Now Ryan Lewis kicks Sick Puppy in the nuts AND HITS THE SANGINEOUS MATTERS THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!! SANGINEOUS MANNERS, A JACKHAMMER AND RYAN'S FINISHING MOVE, THAT JUST SENT SICK PUPPY THOUGH THE LAST TABLE!!!!!!! The Vigils have shown everyone in EGWA that they have every right to be the number-one tag team contenders, and they're going to Politically Incorrect, live on PPV this Sunday!!!!!!
*"When I Come Around" starts up again, as Lewis and Anderson slowly roll out of the ring. The match was extremely brutal, and both men are hurt badly. They start towards the back, as the camera cuts to the newsdesk.*
Mike: I must say, that was one Hell of an extreme match!
Clint: Even I've gotta hand it to both men.
Mike: Right now though, fans, we're gonna cut to the back, where we're gonna try to get a word with John Bay and Morgan Black, who take on the team we just saw a second ago, The Vigils! Let's go to the back with The Hell Raisers!
EGWA Monday Night Continued...
