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EGWA Monday Night - 12/13/99

*The show opens, and we see clips from last week's show. We see Jade Diamond breaking Matt Reed's knee, and keeping his Juniorweight title. We see Choas getting an easy win over Shockwave, we see Lance Slade's Box Office Smash through the roof of the cage, off of a ladder. We once again witness Lance Knight losing to Matt Allen, and, the death-defying fall DRH took from the scaffold into a pit of barbed wire. Finally, the montage ends with DRH hanging from the crusifix, with Ciarin Kade looking up at him with hatred. Then, the shot changes to a roaming shot of the Schamrock Cafe, in Spartanburg, South Carolina. Inside, there is a huge group of hardcore wrestling fans, standing in anticipation of the EGWA Monday Night card! We see several signs, including "Palm Owns You," "Diamond: A Laidies Best Friend," and "The Organizations Sucks...Each Other." At the sight of this sign, security rushes the man, and beats him mercilessly with nightsticks. The shot returns to the ring, where ring announcer Andrew Toribio stands with microphone in hand.*

Andrew: Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready for a night of totally hardcore wrestling action! In our opening bout, we have EGWA World Juniorweight Champion, Jade Diamond, battling James Knight!!

EGWA World Juniorweight Championship Match

Jade Diamond vs. James Knight

*"Hell Yeah" by The Hblockx starts up, and James Knight walks to the ring.*

*"I'm Alive" by Helloween starts up, and the house lights fade down. Jade Diamond walks to the ring slowly, with Rich And Famous alongside him. Suddenly, we see Ciarin Kade and President Palm running from the crowd. Palm carries a cinber block, while Kade has a sledgehammer. Knight turns to face Daimond, and never sees Kade smacks him across the head with the sledgehammer. This literally knocks a hole in his skull. Bolld pours profusely. Palm sets his knee inside of the hole in the cinder block, and then Kade slams the block with the hammer. Jade then falls on top of Knight, who is screaming in pain.*

Mike: 1...2....3!! Jade Diamond wins, but this is a mockery!

*Knight's knee is torn open with a compound fracture. You can litterally see fragments of his bone. The kneecap is sticking out. His screams are blood-curtling. Palm grabs a microphone.*

Palm: Tonight, James Knight joins the list of casualities that is growning to be a mile long. Son, you never should've stepped up to Jade Daimond.

*Palm then kicks the man from ringside. He lands with a thud and a scream.*

Clint: Wow! What a shocking display of the Organization just destorying James Knight's knee for no reason! Well, will be back right after this!



Mike: Fans, we're back, and I understand that DK has some words for the EGWA fans tonight. Let's go tot he back!

DK: You see, EGWA fans, no one here can stack up against me. And, so, I damand a shot at DRH's World Title tonight, on Monday Night!

*Suddenly, a figure runs out from the back with a golf club in hand. He slams DK over the head, and then takes hi body to a bathroom. He runs him head-first into a huge mirror, watching it shatter around his head. The man laughs lightly, and then turns to the camera.*

Man: I guess you want to know who I am. Well, you can call me one of three things: Brandon Cage...The Personifaction Of Violence, or...Your Master. That's right, I am here to school every one of the EGWA posers on who the Hell the craziest man in EGWA is.

*With that, Cage pulls DK to his feet. Tossing him into a dumpster, he begins to run towards the loading dock area, and then shoeves him voer the side!*

Cage: Yeah...I AM the man.

*The camera returns to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: Good Lord! Brandon Cage is in EGWA!

Clint: Never heard of him. Probably just another Mr. Maroon, or James Knight.

Mike: Enough from you. Right now, we've got more action so lets get are second match kicked off with a Tag Team Championship bout!

EGWA World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship Match

Rich & Famous vs. Queen's Finest

*"Paridise City" by GUNS & ROSES begins to play as Lance Slade and Justin Carmichaels walk out from the back with the EGWA Tag Championships over there shoulders as they enter the ring. Slade asks for a microphone.*

Lance Slade: Cut the music! Now, as yous all can see me and Justin succussfully defeated the Hardcore Playas just a week ago! But, that will not be the last time we will beat the Hardcore Playa's we will do it again. But, this time are way at the next Pay-Per-View! Now, what I meant by my way is well. Why dont you all just take a peak at this...

*The camera fades to a video of Lance Slade talking to Mr.Palm. As the fans hear the events that just occured. The camera then fades out and back to Lance in the ring.*

Lance Slade: Thats right Hardcore Playa's we got your number! And its up! We not only own you Hardcore Playa's we hold your destiny's around are wasit's!

*Lance Slade drops the microphone as "Everything Remains Raw" by Busta Rhymes starts up and out walks Queens Finest to the ring as the bell rings and the four stair off.*

Clint: Lance starts things of with a clothesline knock down onto Horrey! Horrey back up to his feet. Now, Slade bounces him off the ropes. Horrey catches him in a short powerbomb! Cover 1,2,NO! Close but its to early to decide a winner yet! Horrey with the TAG! Now, Marcus is inside, and hes just going away at the ribs of Lance Slade! Wait, Carmichaels is in the ring now, and drop kicks Marcus straight backwards! Now, Horreys in the ring, and him and Carmichaels are brawling it out inside of the ring! Sam tosses over the ropes! Sam goes up on top ans SPLASHS CARMICAELS FROM OUT ON THE OUTSIDE! Now, Lance, and Marcus are up and Slade catches him with a DDT to the canvas! Now,Slade is up on top too he goes for a leg drop from the top rope and hits it! Thats it Slade's got him finished! Cover 1,2,NO Sam has pulled Slade out from under the bottom rope! Now, him and Slade are brawling, and now Carmichaels with the rescue. Now, its a two on one street fight with Carmichaels, and Lance pinned up against Horrey! Lance with the first shot, and Carmichaels with the second shot! Wait, here comes Marcus to Horrey aid as he suicide dive to the outside! He takes out not only Carmichaels. But, Slade with him! Now, Horrey has set a table up outside here in front of us! Hes setting Slade on top of it! Now, Horrey, and Marcus are going up top and Horrey comes down with a visious leg drop as Marcus then comes down and hits a centon bomb at the same time threw the damn table! Cover 1,2,NO Carmichaels has pulled Horrey off of him! Now, Carmichaels kicks the back of Marcus's head! Marcus is spitting up blood...good..GOD! Rich and Famous are really taking these two young men to town! Now, Slade is up and he is in the ring now setting up a piece of broken table up in the one corner of the ring! He drags Horrey into the now and Dragon Suplex's him threw it! Thats all folks! Cover 1,2,NO Wait? Horrey kicked out!!! Slade seems pissed! Now, Lance is getting up to his feet! Now, he sets Horrey up into a powerbomb, and now Carmichaels grabs Horrey's shoulders and sends Horrey down with a big ass powerbomb! He grabs Horrey again and another POWERBOMB, AND ANOTHER POWERBOMB! Slade hits a double powerbomb onto Horrey! Now, Slade is going up top and hits a spring board moonsault! Damnit Slade is just taking Horrey to school in this match up! Now, Lance has applied a figure four leglock!!! Horrey must be dieing!! Horrey is about to tap!!! Wait, here comes Marcus with a chair to Carmichaels, and another one to Slade!!! Now, Horrey has reversed the hold, and now Lance is feeling the pain! Slade grabs the ropes in a last move of desperation! Now, Marcus got Lance set-up on the top rope! He nails a top rope frankensteiner!! Now, Horrey on the other side with a top rope elbow drop!!! They cover Slade we got new tagteam champions!! Cover 1,2,NO Carmichaels has stopped the count! Carmichaels has Horrey set in the corner of the ring, and he runs and crushes Horrey in the corner of the ring! Now, Slade has Marcus set-up in the corner of the ring! Now, Lane is up top and hollywood press! Cover 1,2,NO, NO, NO Marcus has kicked out!! Now, Slade rolls out of the ring and brings Marcus with him! Now, Slade props Marcus laying belling down across the guarlrail. Now, Lance jumps back on the ring apron, and delivers a leg drop across the back of Marcus Stewart's head!

Mike: Now, inside the ring Carmichaels has a chair and Sam drop kicks him straight into it! Carmichaels is now sent out of the ring from that move! WOW, what a great match so far! Rich and Famous barely keeping up with Queen's Finest! This match could go anyway at this point! Boy, these two teams really giving it there all! Now, Horrey srping boards off the ropes and splashs Carmichaels on the outside! Now, Horrey setting him up now on top of a table...Now, Horrey with a moonsault and Carmichaels gets out of the way at the last second! And Horrey has just went threw that damn table! Now, Carmichaels has just grabbed the timekeepers bell. And he cracks it across the back of Horrey's head! Horrey's head it spilt wide as wide open as a watermelon on a hot summers day! Now, Lance is bringing Marcus back into the ring! And Lance going for a running powerbomb, and he does as he folds it out into a running fold out powerbomb!!! Now, hes telling Carmichaels to get back into the ring! Carmichaels is up top! But, a chair to the back from Horrey! And now a spinning heel kick is now delivered to Lance from Marcus! Carmichaels is getting back up, and Horrey is back into the ring! And Marcus bounces Carmichaels off the ropes and Marcus and Horrey HIT THE CROSSOVER!!! We got new tag champs anmd there names are Queens Finest!!! Cover 1,2,NO A CHAIR SHOT FROM BEHIND BY LANCE ONTO MARCUS! MARCUS ROLLS OFF OF CARMICHAELS AND ROLLS IN PAIN ON THE GROUND!!! NOW, HORREYS UP AND SLADE HITS A VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO A TIGER DRIVER 91 CALLED THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! COVER 1,2,3 LANCE SLADE AND JUSTIN CARMICHAELS RETAIN THE TAG TITLES IN FAST PACED ACTION!!

*"Paridise City" by GUNS & ROSES begins to play again as the Rich and Famous leave the ring still the EGWA World Heavyweight Tag Team Champion's. The camera then comes back to Mike and Clint in the announcing booth.*

Clint:What a match that was! It was anyones match right there! I hate to does this. But, you'll have to wait to see my spectacular smile. Because, we are going to break, and we will be back aftre this.



Mike: Well, we are back and we are gonna kick it off with yet another title match featuring Ciarin Kade vs. Matt Allen for the EGWA World Heavyweight Triple Entente Championship!

EGWA World Heavyweight Triple Entente Championship Match

"Kurupt" Ciarin Kade vs. "Mr.Main Event" Matt Allen

*Eye Of the Tiger begins to play as Matt Allen steps out from the back with a big smile on his face as he enters the ring. Then suddenly Ciarin Kade is seen behind the curtain with the title. He burst from the curtains and attacks Allen with the title!*

Mike: Ciarin is whipping Matt across the back with his title!

Clint: Boy that must sting!

Mike: You got that right Clint!

Clint: Now, Ciarin Kade with a DDT onto the concrete!! Matt's head is busted wide open!!

Mike: Now, he whips him into the guard rail!

Clint: He pushes Matt Straight up in the air and Matt just landed right on his thorat!

Mike: Now, another whip into the wall! And down to the ground with a clothesline!

Clint: Now, Ciarin Kade has Matt up by his hair and gives him a couple rights to the nose! Allen is split wide open!!

Mike: Now, he has Matt up with a hanging vertical suplex and back down!!

Clint: Matt's getting a royal ass kicking!! And plus the fact that his body must be hurting all over! Wait, LOW BLOW BY MATT ALLEN!!!

Mike: Now, Matt has reversed it around here!! Now, he has ramed Kade straight into the steel steps!! But, Kade gets back up to his feet!!

Clint: And another whip into the other steel steps on the other side!! Kade is down and it looks like he might be hurt ion a bad way!

Mike: Yeah his pride!

Clint: I think more then just his pride is hurt. But, what about his shoulder!!

Mike: Now, Matt slides into the ring! As Kade crawls in slowly after him! Matt begins to kick away at the helpless Kade!

Clint: Now, Matt is setting Kade up in the corner of the ring now! It's BRONCO BUSTER TIME BABY!!! Matt is riding Kade like some little school girl! Hes taking Kade to school!

Mike: wait, Kade has just bittin Matt in the crotch!! Matt's crotch is bleeding JESUS!!!

Clint: Hahahahahaha thats pretty damn funny!!

Mike: Damn him!! Now, Kades up and now hes put Matt Allen in the corner!! Now, hes gonna do the same move!!! Wait, Matt gets out of the way at the last second!!

Clint: Kade only hurt himself on that one!! Now, Matt's up and limping! He swings for a clothesline misses. He turns around..HEAT WAVE!!!! Wait here comes Hardcore Jones to Matts recuse!!!

Mike: Now, Kade see's him. Jones is in and now Kade and Jones exchange blows to one another!!! Now, wait Matt with the roll up from behind!!! 1,2,3!!! WE GOT A NEW TRIPLE ENTENTE CHAMPION AND HIS NAME IS MATT ALLEN!!! wauit, Jones is helping Matt up to his feet now! Wait...DDT TO MATT ALLEN ONTO THE TITLE!!! Now Jones is leaving the ring! Damn what a huge victory for Matt Allen!! And we will be back after this!



EGWA Crown Of Thorns Title Match

Jonas Testament vs. Chaos vs. Shockwave vs. Casey Maxwell (Texas Death Match)

Mike: Alright fans, we're back, and right now, we've got Shockwave and Casey Maxwell, already in the ring waiting for the rest of the competitors!

*"Faith" by Limp Bizkit starts up, and Chaos runs to the ring, with a gym bag filled with weapons. Jumping into the ring, he starts right off by hitting Maxwell in the head with the bag. The bell rings.*

Mike: Here we go! This might go down as the craziest match in the history of EGWA! A Four-Way-Elimination-Style-Texas Death Match!! Chaos goes to the fallen Maxwell, and then gets a rusty razor from that bag! He sticks it in Maxwell's arm! Oh my God!! Now, Shockwave runs at Chaos, and it's a spear by Shockwave!! Chaos goes down onto that bag of weapons! Shockwave gets a can of beer from the bag, and then sets it on Chaos' head! Now, he finds a hammer in the bag, and smashes the can with it! That can explioded all over Chaos's head!!

*Suddenly, "Break On Through" by The Doors starts up, and the entire house lights fade down. After twenty seconds, they fade back up, and we see Testament standing in the center of the ring, with a cheese grater in hand.*

Clint: Testament takes the grater to the head of Maxwell!! Oh my God! Now, he goes to the bag, and finds a lead pipe! He's working over Maxwell with that pipe! Maxwell's head is ripped wide open! This is brutal! Shockwave and Chaos are brawling, and they go over the top rope! They're on the outside of the ring! Chaos now clotheslines Shockwave to the ground, and then gets a steel chair from ringside! Shot to the head of Shockwave with the chair! He sets it on the ground, and then goes for a frankenstiener onto the chair! No, Shockwave reverses, and hits a tigerbomb! What a move! Inside te ring, Testament sets that cheese grater on the ground, and then pulls up Maxwell! Spike piledriver onto the grater! What a move by Testament! Testament now pulls up Maxwell, and then sends him flying over the top rope as well! All four men are on the outside of the ring!

*Suddenly, Chaos runs from ringside, and is seen going out to the tech area.*

Mike: What's this all about!? Choas has left Maxwell and Shcowakve to double up on Testasment! They're ripping him apart! Maxwell lifts Jonas up, and then nails a chokeslam right onto the concrete! Shockwave is up on the guard rail, and now he hits a springboard into a legdrop! What teamwork by Maxwell and Shockwave! Maxwell gets a chair now, ane he sets it again Testament's head! Shockwave is on the railing, and he leaps and hits a dropkick onto that chair! Testament's head must be ringing!

*Then, there is a loud noise. We see a covered cage being lowered from the roof, with Chaos standing on top of it. He leaps off the cage, when it is about thirty feet above the arena floor, onto Shockwave and Maxwell.*

Mike: OH MY GOD!!! CHAOS LUMPED THIRTY FEET ONTO SHOCKWAVE AND MAXWELL!!!

Clint: That was insane! The cage reaches the arena floor now, and it is completely covering the ring! The door is opened, and this is about to get crazy! Testament runs and nails a clothesline onto Chaos. He grabs the chair that was used on him, and wedges it in between the floor and the ringsteps! Powerbomb by Testament onto that chair! Chaos is hurt! Now, Testament seems to be signaling for something out back!

*The camera switches, and then we see a young ring attendant driving a huge garbage truck to ringside. Inside there is a variety of weapons. Testament rips open the back door, and then finds himself an axe handle.*

Clint: Axe handle to the head of Shockwave! Jonas is proving that he is perhaps the craziest man in EGWA, period! I can't believe he brought a garbage truck filled with weapons into the arena! Testament back in the truck, and he finds a glass mirror! Oh God no! He runs at Maxwell, and SHATTERS THE MIRROR OVER MAXWELL'S HEAD!!! JESUS!!!

Mike: Does Testament have no soul!? He's out of control! He finds a table in the truck now, and gets that! He sets it up, and now Shockwave is up! Springboard off the chair, onto Jonas! Flying springboard cross body onto Testament!! Shockwave now goes to the table again, and sets it up right beside the cage! He goes to Maxwell, and lifts him up! He rolls Casey Maxwell on top of the table, and then get s roll of duct tape from his pocket! He's taping Maxwell to the table!! Now, what's he gonna do!? He's climbing the side of that cage! He's gonna be thirty feet up by the time he reaches the top!!

Clint: Shockwave is almost up now! He's on top! He screams something down below, and then leaps off the side!!! SPLASH ONTO MAXWELL WHO'S ON THAT TABLE THIRTY FEET BELOW!!!!! Cover now by Shockwave...1...2....3!! Casey Maxwell is eliminated!!

Mike: But, Shockwave looks to be in trouble!! He hurt himself on that fall, I'm certain! Chaos now stumbles to his feet, and he finds a broom in the back of the truck! He breaks it over Testament's head! Jonas might be out!! Chaos signals to the tech area again, and WHAT!?!?

*The cameras show a second cage being lowered into place on top of the third one. It stops on top of it. The top cage is covered as well.*

Mike: That's two cages now, stacked on top of each other, each one covered!! Chaos now pulls up Shockwave, and he whips him into the side of the cage! Shockwave's head was bounced off of the side of the cage wall! Chaos goes to the truck and finds a bottle of hairspray!! He pulls a Zippo from his pocket! Wait, Testament is up, and he lowblows Chaos!! Testament spins around Chaos, and hits a Destiny's Flaw onto the concrete! However, he's not covering! He goes to the truck, and gets an electric guitar! What's he gonna do here!? He sprays hair spray onto the body of the guitar, and then lights the Zippo! He lights the guitar aflame! He sets up Shockwave, and JIMI HENDRIX GUITAR HOT ONTO SHOCKWAVE!!! JIMI HENDRIX GUITAR SHOT ONTO SHOCKWAVE!!! Testament shattered the burning guitar on Shockwave's head! However, he isn't done! He gets that chair from the ground, and then sprays that with the flammable hair spray! The chair is on fire! He picks it up, and then delivers the HARDEST CHAIR SHOT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! THAT CHAIR BROKE INTO TO PIECES!!! COVER BY TESTAMENT...1....2...3!!! Shockwave is eliminated!! It's down to two men now! Jonas and Chaos!!

Clint: Testament stands, and gets another chair from the ground! He tosses it in through the door of the steel cage, and then steps into the cage as well! He's calling Chaos into the cage! Chaos gets his gyn bag, and then enters the cage as well! Testament charges, and hits a Thesz Press onto Chaos! He starts to punch away at Chaos' head! Testament now gets the chair, and delivers a shot to the head! Chaos is in trouble here, with the master of mayhem in a cage! This is what Testament was born to do! He sets the chair up in the center of the ring, and then lifts Chaos to his feet! Gorilla Press, and he drops Chaos neck-first along the back of the chair! Dear Lord! Testament gets the chair, and then sets Chaos's neck on the inside of the chair! What's he gonna do here!? He climbs the turnbuckle, and then leaps off with a senton splash onto the chair!! That might've broken his neck!! Testament pulls up Chaos, and then sends him flying to the side of the cage! Testament gets that bag that Chaos had, and leaves the cage! He's gonna scale the wall of the cage!! He's now on top of the cage!! He's calling Chaos to the top of the cage! Chaos grabs that chair, and now he's gonna go up the side as well!!

Mike: Chaos is going to the top! He's up there, and immediately Testament attacks him with a log! Where did that come from!!?? He's just slamming Chaos on the back with that thing! This is brutal!! Testament gets the chair that Chaos brought up with him, and he sets it on top of the cage! Testament lifts Chaos into a vertical suplex, and then drops him into a facebuster onto the chair!! What a combination by Testament! Now, Testament gets a VCR from the bag!! What is that doing there!! Testament sets it on the roof of the cage, and then piledrives Chaos into the VCR! That thing is smashed to pieces!! Testament is now looking up above him! It's a scaffold! He's climbing up to the scaffold! He's calling on Chaos! Hoew much higher can these two go!?

Clint: Chaos is up, and he's following Testament! Testament immediately attacks Chaos, and he kicks him in the stomach! Testament pulls up Chaos into a crucifix! What's he gonna do here!? Testament runs toward the edge of the scaffold, and he TOSSES HIM OFF THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLD, THROUGH THE TOP OF THE CAGE, AND THROUGH THE SECOND CAGE!!!! CHAOS FELL THROUGH TWO COVERED CAGES!!!!!! HE MUST BE DEAD!!!!!

Mike: How's Testament gonna get down!? He's trapped! Wait, he's walking towards the edge...Oh God no...That's a sixty foot fall.. TESTAMENT LEAPS OVER THE SIDE OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!!! HE LANDS ON CHAOS WITH A SPLASH!!!!!!!!! BOTH MEN MUST BE DEAD!!!!!!! TESTAMENT'S ARM IS ON CHAOS' CHEST...1....2....3!!!!! Jonas Testament wins one of the most insane matches in EGWA history!!!!!!! This will go down as one of the most brutal moments in wrestling history!!!!!!!

*Testament stands after a few seconds onto shaky feet. He holds his head, and then shakes it. "Break On Through" starts up again, as Testament reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a salt shaker. He walks to Chaos' fallen, bloody body, and then begins to shake it into the open wounds on his forehead. He tosses the shaker into the crowd, as he rolls under the ropes and leaves the ring.*

Mike: Fans, this match was out there, for sure! We'll be right back after these commericals!



Mike: Fans, it's time for the bid daddy! We're gonna see President Rian Palm face off with DRH, for the EGWA World Title!

Clint: That's Mr. Palm to you, pal.

Mike: Whatever. This guy is a creep.

*"The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up, and Palm steps out from behind the curtain, Ferdinand the Financial Advisor at his side. Entering the ring, he smirks smugly at all the fans. Then, he tears his shirt from his body, ala Hulk Hogan.*

"Now, "No More Tears" by Ozzy Osbourne starts up, and DRH runs to the ring, with his "Card O' Pain" being pushed in front of him. Tossing a steel chair into the ring, he then jumps right in as the bell rings.*

Mike: DRH grabs the chair, and then runs Palm! Shot to the head! Now, DRH tosses the chair down on the ground, and begins to punch away at the President! He runs him into the corner, and then begins to stomp away at him with his boots of fury!

Clint: Boots of fury? What the fuck?

Mike: Shut up ass! Now, DRH continues to kick away at Palm! Just what the Hell was Palm thinking, asking for this match?

Clint: Palm is a fine businessman! Trust me, he's got something planned!

Mike: Well, right now, he's rolling onto the outside of the ring! I think he's scared! Finding a pipe at ringside, he goes to get back into the ring! Wait, DRH dives over the top rope with a forearm shot! What a move by DRH! Now, the World Champion gets the pipe that Palm dropped, and begins to drive it into his skull! This is brutal! Dan looks really pissed! He whips Palm hard into the guard rail! Going to the Card O Pain, he finds a telephone! He sets it into the ground, and then grabs Palm! He looks to be trying a powerbomb onto the phone!

Clint: Wait, Ferdinand runs at DRH ,and then clotheslines him! No effect, but DRH is turning his attention away from the Prez to Ferdinand. Palm stumbles, and then gets a hold of the phone! He takes it, and then smashes it over DRH's head!! The President with some offense!! Palm now goes to the Cart O Pain, and then finds a brick inside of it! He smacks DRH over the head! This is brutal! Palm lifts DRH into a gorilla press, and then drops him neck-first across the cart!! The Ninety Inch Boas live!! Mike: Palm, a former World champ, is looking in his prime against the current champion of the world, DRH! Palm goes to the cart again, looking for a weapon! He finds a huge sledgehammer!! This is about to get dangerous!! Ferdinand gets a chair, and then sets it up on top of DRH's knee! They're gonna try to break DRH's knee!! Wait, here comes NC-17 to the ring!

Clint: Matt Allen clotheslines Ferdinand to the ground! Jay and Jones begin to work over President Palm! Jones gets the sledgehammer, and then goes to slam Palm in the head! Here come Ciarin Kade, Jade Diamond, Lance Slade, and Justin Carmichael!! They attack NC-17! Jade goes to work on Allen! Slade and Carmichael are attacking The Playas! Kade is going after DRH with a steel chair! This is one of the biggest fights we've ever seen! NC-17 is leaving the ring! The Organization is in the ring!

Palm: That match was a joke! The fact is, you're nothing like the warriors that I used to face off with!! DRH...At "Nightmares And Dreamscapes"...We will meet again, but this time it will be locked away in the EGWA Jaleth Complex! It will be the first-ever "EGWA Corporate Showdown!" I'll give all of you the details later! For now, get ready, because NC-17 is under martial law!!

*"The Zoo" starts up again, and The Organization walks from the ring. The camera switches to the news desk again.*

Mike: My God! What an announcement! The first big "Nightmares And Dreamscapes" match is set, and we also learn that NC-17 is under martial law! What could that mean?

Clint: I think it means that each and every one the NC-17 members are in for a huge screwing!

Mike: You might be very right. Fans, we are completely out of time. On behalf of Clint White, this si Mike Rether, signing off. See you all next week!


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