MR: Welcome fans to another action-packed, steel chair-tested edition of EGWA Monday Night! As many of you have seen on our EGWA web site, we have now opened the EGWA Hall of Fame and have inducted our first five members! These lucky men are D.R.H, Jonas Testament, Ciarin Kade, and the Hardcore Playas, Jay and Jones! Congratulations to the new and first ever members! Also, for those who have been wondering, Jonas Testament has broken both his legs, his ankle, and he has had to have his little finger amputated, as a result from Vincent Vega's attacks on him in the final match of the "King of Death Matches" tournament, and will be sidelined for at least six months. Well, enough talk, let's get down to the action!

*"Walk" by Panera plays as all the members of NC-17 make their way to the ring. DRH (with Dave the Skull), Jay, Jones, Cam Ferguson, and the new "King of Death Matches" Vincent Vega all climb into the ring. Hardcore Jay grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and speaks*

Hardcore Jay: Welcome to MONDAY-FUCKING-NIGHT!!!!!! The official show of the Hardcore Playas! Tonight, the bookers expect us to take on some dipshits calleduhwhat was it? DE Construction Company? Whatever the hell you call yourselves, you might as well be DE Funct Company after me and Jones whoop your rookie asses, but let me cut to the fucking point! I should've been the King of Death Matches, no offense Vincent! I should've won that goddamn belt with all the time and effort I put into it! Instead, that little Gothic fag, Jonas Testicles or whatever his fucking name is, pulled a fast one on me by surprising me in the dark and hanging me! For one thing, with all the monkey rape Testament describes, I was afraid I'd be anally violated, so I'm glad THAT didn't happen! For another thing, I'm PISSED-FUCKING-OFF that he cut the lights and slipped my neck in a noose! Well, Jonas, I live by a nice little saying! It goes, "Trick me once, shame on you! Try to trick me twice, AND I'LL OPEN A CAN OF NC-17-FLAVORED WHOOP ASS!!!!!!"

*DRH gets another microphone and starts to talk*

DRH: Don't worry, Jay! Jonas, Chaos, and Kade are all injured or vanished, so you don't have to worry about them!

Hardcore Jay: Worried? Worried!?!? Who said I was worried!? I WANTED Testament to be here, SO I COULD BEAT HIS ASS!!!

DRH: Hold on a minute, I'M THE FUCKING PRESIDENT!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!! You got cheated, so next Monday, I'm going to make it up to you! Next Monday, you'll get a title shot! No, it's not the Crown of Thorns! No, it's not the Triple Entente! You're getting a shot at the EGWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!

*"The Zoo" by the Scorpions plays and the members of the Organization come out and stand on the ramp. Xavier Region, Jade Diamond, Lance Slade, Sport Jones, Ferdinand the Financial Advisor, and Ace Starling stare at NC-17 with menacing looks in their eyes, and Xavier Region speaks*

Xavier Region: Wait just a damn minute!!! We all know that any member of the Organization deserves a World Heavyweight Title shot more than any of your peons!!! Especially Hardcore Jay!!! Why is it you never give us any title shots but at the snap of a finger you give an NC-17 member a title shot!?!?!? What ever happened to "fairness"!?

DRH: Well, last I checked, buckaroo, Will Storm was facing a mystery opponent!!! It could be one of you, it could be one of us, HELL, it could be a wad of turkey jizz sitting in the front row!!! Maybe your little pissy-pants DisOrganization will get a shot, I don't fucking know!!!

Xavier Region: You aren't going to last here! As soon as Palm recovers, your ass is out of here!

DRH: And as soon as a rare speckled owl flies out of your ASS, one of your DisOrganization members might win the World Heavyweight Title!!! But enough shit talk, as it is now, two of your guys are going to get their asses whipped by two of my guys tonight, so get your company-standard asses back to the locker room!!!

*Gavin comes out to his music as the fans cheers him on as he enters the ring with his title belt held high. Then suddenly "Pardise City" by Guns N Roses is heard...*

CW: AS LANCE SLADE COMES OUT FROM BEHIND HIM THREW THE CROWD AS HE ROLLS GAVIN MONTOYA UP FROM BEHIND 1,2,3 LANCE SLADE WINS IN THE FASTEST MATCH EVER CONDUCTED HERE IN THE EGWA!!!But, what is he doing out here I thought Ricther was supposed to fight Gavin. But, I guess Lance is the win Triple Entente Champion... and we will be back after this...

*"The Zoo" by the Scorpions plays as Sport Jones, carrying a hockey stick, and Lance Slade make their way to the ring, as the fans boo insanely. They both climb into the ring and showboat for the crowd, who pay no heed to their arrogance and only continue to boo them! "Walk" by Pantera plays as Cam Ferguson and Vincent Vega make their way to the ring. They each hold steel chairs, and they both slide into the ring and immediately nail Lance and Sport in the head with the chairs! All four start brawling, and the referee finally forces Vincent and Lance to their corners.*

MR: Cam and Sport grapple, and Sport gets behind him, crosses his arms, and hits a straight jacket suplex!!! Cam gets up and retaliates with a hopping DDT onto the steel chair!!! Now Cam grabs the steel and drives it into the head of Sport Jones! Jonas falls back, Cam runs into the ropes, and hits a vertical splash onto Sport with the chair!!! Jones gets up, low blows Cam, and suplexes him onto the ring ropes and out of the ring! Lance hands Sport Jones his hockey stick, now Sport Jones runs, suicide dives over the ropes, and whacks Cam in the head with the hockey stick!!! He's beating Cam down with the hockey stick, now Vincent Vega comes to his tag team partner's aid, grabs Sport from behind, and grabs him in a full nelson! Now Cam has the hockey stick and he jabs it right into the ribs of Sport Jones! Now Vincent HITS HIM WITH THE CHRIST AIR, AND CAM FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE HARDCORE BOMB!!!!!!!! THIS MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND THEY'VE ALREADY HIT THEIR FINISHERS ON HIM!!!!!!!!!! Cam pins him now, 12but Lance Slade leaps off with a springboard plancha and saves Sport from the 3 count!!!

CW: HEY!!! This isn't a tornado match! These tag team match is supposed to be kept in a neat order with each man in his corner, and only two in the ring at once!

MR: Well this is the EGWA, not WCW!!! We just threw out the rule book! You know what the all the referees are going to do about this match?

CW: What?

MR: Not a damn thing, Clint!

CW: Well, the chaos ensues, and all four men are brawling it out towards backstage! They're now in the backstage area, and are fighting into the dressing room! Cam slams the dressing room door into the head of Lance Slade, while Vega hits Sport with a brainbuster suplex onto the tile floor! They're now brawling their way into someone's dressing room, whereOH MY GOD!!! IT'S JADE DIAMOND AND HE'S NAKED!!!!!!!

*Jade Diamond, shocked to find four people brawling in his dressing room, quickly covers himself with a towel*

Jade Diamond: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!?!?!? GET OUT!!!!!!!!

CW: LOOK!!! Vincent Vega just took Jade's towel AND HE WHIPS JADE RIGHT ON HIS ASS WITH IT AND THEN WHIPS LANCE SLADE WITH IT!!!!!! Now Vega is choking Sport with the towel, while Cam grabs Jade's Juniorweight Belt and bashes Lance Slade over the head with it!!! Sport elbows Vega and Vega releases the choke, now Sport whips him out of the dressing room, and Lance and Sport double-team Cam and throw him out as well!!! All four men are back in the hallway, and brawling towards the main dressing room! All four are now in the main dressing room, and Lance grabs Cam and throws him into a mirror!!! The mirror is shattered to a million pieces, now Sport Jones BODY SLAMS VINCENT VEGA ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS FROM THE MIRROR!!!!!!!! Now Cam drop toe holds Lance face-first into a chair, then lifts him up AND DEATH VALLEY BOMBS HIM THROUGH A TABLE!!!!!!! Vega attempts a piledriver, but Sport reverses with a back body drop that sent Vega upside-down against the wall!!!

MR: Now Sport picks Vega up for a powerbomb, but Vega reverses into a hurricanrana into that steel chair!!! Now Cam and Vega are double-teaming Lance Slade, and they both suplex against a locker! Lance is out, and Sport charges at Cam, but Cam opens the door of a locker and Sport charges right inside a locker!!! Cam closes the door and puts a padlock on it, now Cam and Vega are stomping Lance Slade into the ground! Now Vega rips a big TV set off the wall AND SMASHES IT OVER LANCE SLADE'S HEAD!!!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE ISOLATED LANCE SLADE AND THEY'RE TEARING HIM APART!!!!! THIS HAS TURNED FROM A TAG TEAM MATCH TO A HANDICAP MATCH!!!!! Cam and Vincent throw Lance into the shower room, and Lance comes back by squirting shampoo into Vincent's eyes, and Lance hits Cam with a vertical suplex into a jackhammer!!!

CW: Vega wipes the shampoo out of his eyes, but walks right into a power slam! Cam attempts a clothesline, but Slade catches him and brings him down with a sidewalk slam! Both men are down, and Slade drops a double elbow on them!!! The Majestic Makers of Mayhem are down, and Lance goes over to set his pal, Sport, free. He's trying to figure out the combination, but he can't seem to remember it. He keeps trying to break the lock, BUT VINCENT VEGA NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! Lance is out, Vega sets the chair over his face, AND CAM FERGUSON DROPS A HUGE LEG ON HIM FROM OFF A TABLE!!!!!!!! Lance low blows Vega, and he hits Cam with a cradle piledriver! Now he lifts Cam up for a body slam into that table, BUT CAM REVERSES AND DDTS LANCE THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!

MR: Now Vega grabs a set of curling irons from a drawer on the dressing room table, AND HE'S BURNING LANCE SLADE'S BACK!!!!!!! Lance quickly grabs it from him, AND NOW HE'S BURNING CAM AND VEGA ACROSS THEIR CHESTS!!!!!!!!! Slade drops the iron, and whips Cam into the dressing room table, then he side kicks Vega into the lockers! Lance turns around to go after Cam, but Cam blows powder makeup into his eyes, and then hits with a cobra clutch leg sweep!!! Vega is up, and he beats Lance Slade in the head with a steel chair! Slade goes down, and Vega unfolds the chair, Cam leaps onto and off of it, and hits a nice moonsault!!! Cam and Vega pick up Lance, but he fights back with some elbows, and rams both of their heads into the lockers!!! Lance slams the chair into the skull of Cam Ferguson, then spin kicks the chair into Vincent Vega's face!!! He continues to beat both men down with the chairs!!! Cam falls down, but Vega kicks Lance Slade in the gut, Lance drops the chair, AND VEGA HITS A FLYING HEAD SCISSORS ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!

CW: Now Cam grabs Lance's legs, and hits a Boston crab onto him, but Lance won't tap out!!! Instead, he grabs the chair and swings it into the back of Cam Ferguson! Cam release the hold, now Lance nails Vega with the chair, then Cam, then Vincent, then Cam, THEN VINCENT AGAIN, AND THEN CAM AGAIN!!!!!! Both men fall down, and Lance once again, tries to unlock the locker and free his tag team partner! That fool should pin the Majestic Makers of Mayhem!!! He still can't get Sport Jones out, and Vincent gets up, then smacks him with the chair from behind, hits him with a pumphandle slam, and follows it up with a fist drop!!! Lance fights back again, and manages to gorilla slam press Vega onto the chair!!! He swings at Ferguson, Cam ducks, then gets him from behind and hits a reverse underhook DDT!!!!!! Lance is down, and Cam grabs him by his legs and puts him in a Texas cloverleaf!!!! Lance won't tap out, but he can't reach for any weapon either!!! Look at him, he's screaming in pain, BUT HE STILL WON'T SUBMIT!!!!!! Wait a minute! Vincent is up, and look what he's doing! He's grabbing Lance Slade's arm and making him tap the ground!!!! Cam Ferguson wins by a submission!!! The Majestic Makers of Mayhem have won their first EGWA match as a tag team!!! And we will be back after this

EGWA Tag Team Title Match The Hardcore Playas vs. Destruction Co. Mike: Fans, right now, we're gonna take you to our first tag team title defense in quite some time. We're gonna see the Hardcore Playas, Jay and Jones, taking on Deconstruction Company, Brian Payne and TJ Striker! Let's go to the ring!

Mike: Here we go!! Striker is on the outside, and he's stomping away at Jones! Payne leaves the ring, and then walks through the crowd towards Jay! Payne is pounding away at Jay! They're fighting away in the middle of the crowd! Striker rolls Jones into the ring, and then gets the chair that Jones had with him! He rolls under the bottom rope, and then slams Jones in the head with the steel chair!

Clint: This is getting good! TJ Striker is wailing on Jones! He sets the chair on the mat, and then pulls Jones from the corner! He sets his head between his legs, and then nails a TIGERBOMB ONTO THE CHAIR!! COVER...1....2....KICK OUT BY JONES!! The Playas are still alive! Striker lifts Jones up, and whips him into the ropes! Oh, a powerslam onto the chair!! Good Lord!! They're ripping each other apart!! Jones is pulled up again and whipped into the ropes!! Backbody drop into the chair!!! Oh my God, that chair is twisted up after three moves onto it!! Jones's back is bruised up! Striker takes the chair out from under Jones, and then wedges it into the corner!! He whips Jones into the ropes, and then hits a DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE CHAIR!! OH MY GOD!!! HIS FACE BOUNCED OFF THE CHAIR!!!

Mike: Meanwhile, out in the crowd, Payne is bouncing Jay's head off of the bleachers!! They are fighting out among the fans!! Payne whips Jay into a set of bleachers, and watches as his back bounces off of them!! He's laughing now!! He grabs Jay, and they start fighting up the side of the bleachers!! They're going up!! Those bleachers are a good twenty feet up, and they're at the top!! Payne punches Jay to the ground, and then pulls him to the side of the bleachers!! Good God, he looks over the side, and then lifts Jay into a Gorilla Press!!!! JESUS, HE PRESS SLAMS HARDCORE JAY FROM THE TOP OF THE BLEACHERS!!!! JAY FELL THROUGH A TABLE AT THE SIDE OF THE BLEACHERS!!!!!! PAYNE IS LEAVING HIM ALONG, AND GOING BACK TO THE RING!!!

Clint: Fans, we could be in for a title change here tonight!! Striker is kicking away at Jones's rib in the middle of the ring!! Payne is back in the ring, and he grabs that chair! Striker whips Jones into the ropes, and PAYNE SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO HIS HEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!! HIS HEAD BOUNCED OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! HARDCORE JONES WAS NEARLY DECAPITATED!!!

Mike: Payne is leaving the ring again, and he grabs the ring steps from the ring area!! He tosses them over the top rope, and then goes back under the ring!! He grabs a table, and then slides it under the ring ropes!! He rolls back in, and then goes to the steps!! He pulls them apart, and then sets them apart from each other!! Striker lifts Jones up, and then gets the cahir!! He sets the chair under Jones's face, and then hits A ROCKER DROPPER ONTO THE CHAIR!!! THAT CHAIR WAS PRESSED UP AGAINST HIS FACE, AND HIS FACE MUST BE BROKEN!!!! JONES'S FACE IS BLEEDING!!!

Clint: Fans, this is getting out of hand!! Striker now gets the table, and then sets it across the ring steps!!! He's set the table across the ring steps!!! We are set to see some mass carnage right now!! Payne yells something to TJ Striker, who climbs to the top turnbuckle!! Payne pulls Jones to his feet, and then sets him up!! He screams something to a fan in the front row, and then pulls Jones into a piledriver!!! He screams again, and then STRIKER LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE, PUSHING JONES DOWN THROUGH THE TABLE!!! OH MY GOOD GOD!!! DOUBLE SPIKE PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE SET ACROSS THE RING STEPS!!!!! Cover by Payne...1....2....Kick out!!!!! Hardcore Jones kicked out!!!!!

Mike: Striker and Payne look pissed!! Striker grabs the chair again, and then sets it in the center of the ring!! Payne pulls up Jones, and then double underhooks his arms!! He walks slowly towards the cahir, and again Striker climbs to the top turnbuckle!! Payne lifts Jones up, and then Striker leaps off the ropes...THEY HIT A DOUBLE TIGERDRIVER ‘91 ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! DOUBLE TIGERDRIVER ‘91 ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!!! HARDCORE JONES'S NECK MUST BE BROKEN!!!!!! Payne covers, and Striker climbs on top of him...1...2....3!!!!!! The Deconstruction Company has done it!!! They've beaten the Hardcore Playas!!! Oh my Good God!!!

*"Crush ‘Em" starts up again, and TJ Striker and Brian Payne being to celebrate. They roll out of the carnage in the ring, and then grab the tag belts. They leave the ring*

Mike: Fans, what mayhem!! Hardcore Jay and Jones got the Hell beaten out of them!! Clint: I must say, these two beat Hardcore Playas like no one has before!! We've just met the new top team in the EGWA! Fans, commercial time!! We'll be right back!

"Im Alive" by Helloween begins to start up, and Jade Diamond slowly peeks his head threw the curtins and he slowly steps out from behind it as the crowd gives him a well deserved rounds of boos, and chants of,"BITCH!" as he enters the ring he strugs his shoulders as he awaits for his oppontant*

*Then "Hells Bells" by Metallica starst up as Cam Ferguson comes bursting threw the back stage curtins to a crowd reaction of mixed emotions with chants from,"KILL JADE!" to "RIP OFF!" as he enters the ring Jade and him look eyes as the music fades out.*

Clint: Lets get this show on the road!

Mike: Well, put Clint!

Clint: Jade start things off with a few jabs to the face of Cam! Theres one, theres two, there's…NO!!…Duck by Cam he bounces off the ropes. Jade quickly catches him with spinning heel kick! Now, Jade bounces off the ropes. He misses Cam's back up to his feet now, and he catches Jade with a short clothesline! Now, Cams up top and YES hits a moonsault from the second turnbuckle! He covers Jade! 1,2,No not enoungh to hold him down!

Mike: Its gonna take a whole lot more then just that to take down a man that’s held that title for more then two months! Wait, Now, Cam has Jade up top! That’s about the worst thing he could have done in this match! Jade will turn it around just watch!

Clint: Your right Jade with thunderous DIAMOND DREAM FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! That’s all Jade's got it in the bag!! Cover 1,2…Wait Cams got his foot on the rope! CAMS GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!

Mike: Lucky for him or Jade would have had him! Jade has him up to his feet now, and he tosses him out of the ring! Jade's whippin out a table from under the ring, and is setting it up! Cam's struggling, and a knee to the groin by Jade! Now, hes laying Cam onto the top of the table now! Now, this time Jade's going up top!

Clint: I think he might be going for the One Night Stand!!!

Mike:I think your right he is hes going for the One Night Stand! Wait, Cams pulled a chair out from under the ring now! He moves and Jades all ready gone AS HE HITS THE CHAIR DEAD ON!!! Cover by Cam 1,2,NO NO NO DAMNIT!!! He almost had him there! WE almost had a new Juniorweight Champion!!!

Clint: Jade's willing to pay any price to keep that title around his waist, and that may very well be his down fall also. Cam is up and Jade is way way down! Now, Cam with a cross body block off the top of the guard rail! Another cover by Cam 1,2,NO and another kick out by Jade!

Mike: Its gonna take a hell of a lot to beat this Juniorweight Champion even if it involes someones murder. Now, Cams pulling Jade up by his hair, and snap mares him down to the ground! Jade's spine must be twisted in half by now!

Clint: That’s the price you pay for being the Juniorweight Champion of the EGWA!

Mike: That’s true in so many ways too!

Clint: Enoung with the chit chat, and onto the match at hand! Now, Cam with a tight headlock put onto Jade now, and Jade reverses it into a back body suplex ontothe broken up table!! Cover 1,2,No! Cam barely getting out of that one!

Mike: Now, Jade setting him up for a powerbomb, and now Cam hits a back body drop as Jade now takes his turn hitting the broken up table! Now, Jades getting back up, AND BACK DOWN FROM A VICOUS CHAIR SHOT FROM CAM! Now, this time Cam's also pulling out a table to even the score. No…hes pulling out two damn tables!!! He stakes them up and is laying Jade in between the two of them, and hes also laying a chair on top of Jade! What the hell is Cam thinking? Hes out of hes mind!

Clint: Like we havent seen crazier stuff then this before?

Mike: That’s also true. But, this is still in the crazy section as far as EGWA wrestling matches go.

Clint: Maybe crazy but I would have it to put it in the "BIG BALLS" section of are matches!

Mike:I would have to agree with you there also. But, now Cams up top now. Wait, I knew it he doesn’t see that Jades gotten out of the way, and hes leaping, and catches a chair shot to the head in mid air!

Clint: Damn he could have had a big disaster there!

Mike: Now, with another big chair shot to the head by Jade! Now, Jade's going for a cover here! 1,2, HE GOT IT…WHAT?! Cam's kicked out!! Cams giving it his all here in this match up!

Clint: Both these men are giving it there all here in this match up!

Mike: Yeah, this match is a sure nail bitter! Now, Jade has tossed him into the ring, and one of the large broken up pieces of table, and he sets it up inbetween the post and the turn buckle of the ring! He irish whips Cam into the table. BUT, Cam reverses the irish whip, and Jade's back once again takes a beating! Jade has just met his match here with Cam Ferguson!

Clint: They dont call him the "The Hardcore Show" for nothing you know! Because, he is "The Hardcore Show" He will use every object he can find when ever he gets in the ring with another guy.

Mike: You almost make it sound like a Gay Porno!

Clint: Damn theres that personality of yours! I thought I would never find it…

Suddenly the lights go out and turns back on to find PMB one of NEW's finnest wrestlers standing toe to toe with Cam Ferguson…

Mike:THAT’S PMB, THAT’S PMB WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!!!!

Clint: No clue…?

Mike: Hes got a hold of Cam Ferguson, and SPIKE POWERBOMBS HIM TO THE CANVAS!!! Now, hes helping up Jade could we have a new Organization member?

Clint: NO!!!

Mike: PMB kicks Jade in the mid section, and tosses him to the outside of the ring! Hes laying him up top of the two tables. Now, hes going to the top of the tables hes got a hold of him, no………PILEDRIVER, AND THREW THE DAMN CHAIR, AND THE TWO GOD FOR SHAKES TABLES!!! Cam's crawling out of the ring as PMB leaves threw the crowd, hes out of the ring hes standing, and falls on top of Jade as the referee counts 1,2,3 WE GOT ARE SELFS A NEW GOD DAMN EGWA JUNIORWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! CAM HAS DONE IT HE HAS BEATIN THE MAN NOBODYS BEEN ABLE TO BEAT IN THREE MONTHS!!!

Clint: Well, that was exciting, and we gotta go to commercial!

MR: We have seen some brutal matches tonight, and now our World Heavyweight Champion, Will Storm, who won it in the Triple-Ring-Sky-High-Death Match at the "King of Death Matches" PPV, will defend it against a mystery opponent. Let's get down to the action!

*"The God That Failed" by Metallica plays, huge pyros explode, and Will Storm makes his way to the ring. He proudly displays his EGWA World Heavyweight Title around his waist that he won in a hard-fought battle against the entire EGWA roster at "King of Death Matches". He climbs into the ring, stands up on the second turnbuckle, and raises the belt up for the crowd, as they cheer their champion. He jumps down off the turnbuckle and awaits his opponent. Suddenly, the lights go off and blood red strobe lights start to flicker. "Sin" by Organized Konfusion slowly and progressively gets louder and louder as it plays over the PA.*

MR: Oh no! It can't be!!!

CW: HE'S BACK!!!

*Loud pyrotechnics explode and a returning "Kurupt" Ciarin Kade makes his way to the ring. He gazes at Will Storm with an intense hatred, and finally slides into the ring, and the two immediately start brawling!*

MR: We've already seen the return of Chaos, after he led us to believe he despised EGWA, now Kade has returned! This so-called "Night of The Mystery Opponents" is turning out to be chock-full of surprises!!! Kade hits Will with an uppercut, and then clotheslines him! Kade spreads his legs now and delivers a nasty elbow to the groin! Now Will gets Kade in a chinlock, and Kade elbows his way out and hits a vertical suplex! Will brings down Kade with a leg drag takedown, and now he's got him in a figure-four leglock!!! Kade won't tap out though, he kicks his way out, and now him and Will grapple! Will gets the edge, and executes a perfect piledriver!

CW: He should! He's a "perfectionist", isn't he? Now he pins Kade, 12Not today! Kade bounces off the ropes now, and hits Will with a flying head scissors! Now he has him in a head scissors submission hold, but Will won't kick out, and he smacks Kade right in his balls! Kade is stunned, and Will whips him into the ropes, and then takes him out a spinning heel kick!!! Now Will grabs his head, and hits him with a spinning neckbreaker! Kade is down, and Will ascends the turnbuckle, waiting for Kade. Kade staggers up, Will leaps off in a plancha, BUT KADE REVERSES IT INTO A POWER SLAM!!!!!! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!! Kade pins him, 12Nope! Will Storm drives Kade to the mat with a discus punch, now he runs into the ropes, and hits a springboard moonsault onto Kade!!! Kade throws him off of him, then picks him up, and powerbombs him down to the ground!!! Now Kade slides out of the ring, and he's grabbing a steel chair, and now he's sliding back in! Will Storm gets up, and Kade lands a deadly chair shot to Will's head!!!

MR: Will bends over, AND KADE SMACKS HIM TO THE CHAIR WITH A GUILLOTINE FACEDRIVER ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!! Now Will staggers up, and manages to hit a sidewalk slam onto Kade, now Will ascends the turnbuckle, leaps off in a blind moonsault, BUT KADE HOLDS THE CHAIR UP AND WILL STORM EATS CHAIR AGAIN!!!!!! Storm is really hurting here! Kade swings the chair at him, but Storm ducks, slides behind, and hits a t-bone suplex on Kade!!! Now Will lifts him up again and follows up with a Samoan drop!!! What a combo by Storm! Storm attempts a body slam, but Kade slips off, grabs him from behind, runs him into the ropes, and executes a sunset flip! 12No! Will kicks out, and now him and Kade are brawling! Kade gets the advantage with kick to the midsection, now he whips Will into the ropes, Will rebounds, AND KADE BACK BODY DROPS WILL STORM OVER THE ROPES AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!!!!

CW: MY GOD!!!!! Will Storm is unconscious!!! Now Kade unfolds a chair by the ropes, steps back, runs, leaps onto the chair, leaps onto the ropes, AND HITS WILL STORM WITH A TRIPLE-JUMP SENTON!!!!!!!!!!! WILL STORM MUST BE DEAD!!!!! Kade pins him, 12MY GOD!!!! HOW DID WILL STORM KICK OUT!?!?!?!? THIS IS INHUMAN!!!!! Kade pulls Will up by his hair, and Will fights back with some punches to Kade's nose! Will grabs a steel chair and nails Kade in the head with it! He hits Kade again, and again, whips Kade into the guardrail, and then corner splashes Kade with the steel chair!!! Kade falls on his back, now Will places the chair over his face, and drops a big leg!!! Kade is starting to bleed, as is Will Storm! Kade lifts him up, body slams him to the concrete, and grabs the chair! Will staggers up, and Kade swings the chair into his head! Will is about ready to fall over, and Kade hits him again, and Will falls down on his back! Kade climbs up onto the apron and tries a splash, but Will stops him cold by raising his foot and sending it straight into Kade's nose!!! Now falls down, and Will grabs the chair, climbs up on the apron, and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He clutches the chair in his hands AND HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ALL THE WAY FROM UP THERE DOWN TO KADE WHO'S ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!

MR: These two are giving it all they have! Kade punches Will in the gut, and then hits a bulldog to the concrete! Kade grabs the chair and smacks Will in the head with it, he swings again, but Will slips out of the way, and takes the chair from Kade and now he nails him in the head! Now Will dropkicks Kade with the chair, sending Kade back into the guardrail, now Will grabs him and hits a swinging bulldog off that guardrail! Now Will pulls Kade up by his hair, but Kade counters with a kick to the midsection, then stuns him, and he's laying him on top of OUR announcer's table!

CW: I don't like the looks of this!

MR: Will is laid out on OUR announcing table, and now Kade is sliding into the ring and climbing up to the top turnbuckle! Oh no! He stands up AND HITS THE BIGGEST FLYING ELBOW DROP I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!

CW: BY THE PUSSY OF MARIE-ANTOINETTE, THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!! WILL STORM IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!!! D-O-FUCKING-A!!!!!!! GAME OVER!!!!!!!

MR: Kade makes the pin, 12NO!!!!!!!! WILL GOTS HIS SHOUDLER UP!!!!!! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!!!!!!! Will starts brawling with Kade, gets the edge with an uppercut, and then throws Kade back in the ring! Storm slides in after him, and hits him with a powerbomb! Kade drop toe hold him, and attempts an elevated crab, but Storm slips out and hit a low blow! He DDTs Kade, then Kade grapples with him and whips him into the ropes!

CW: Will rebounds, and catches Kade and lands a sidewalk slam! Now Will lifts him, but Kade gets the advantage with a heavy forearm, THEN HITS THE HEATWAVE!!!!!! He lifts Will up, but Will hits a seated piledriver!!! Kade gets back up AND WILL EXECUTES THE BLISSFUL PERFECTION!!!!!! Kade is out, cover 1,2,3 WILL WINS BY PIN FALL OVER KADE!!! Wait, Kade's getting back up and now a cruicfix is lowering and KADE HITS THE KURUPTED REVELATION!!!

MR: MY GOD!!!!!! THIS MAN HAS GIVEN US HIS BLOOD, HIS GUTS, AND HIS SOUL, AND HE'S BEING REPAID BY BEING CRUCIFIED!!!!!! CUT TO A COMMERCIAL!!!!!! THIS IS DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!! WAIT!!! THERE'S DONOVAN RICHTER!!!!!!

*Donovan Richter rushes out to the ring, punches Kade out, and then frees Will Storm from the crucifix. The two then start attacking Kade, who manages to fight his way out with a few steel chair shots, and Kade wisely decides to leave while he can. Donovan grabs a microphone from the ring announcer*

Donovan: Me and Will aren't taking anymore SHIT!!! You're looking at the EGWA's newest tag team, THE VIGILS!!!!!!

MR: We have a new team! Next up is our main event! Stayed tuned!

MR: We're back, folks, and now it's time for our main event, the Organization will be defending their Stable Title against a mystery stable! Just how does this work?

CW: What?

MR: A mystery stable? We've had plenty of mystery opponents and mystery partners, but never an entire stable of mystery men!

CW: Hey, you never know, there could be mystery women in it!

MR: Sorry, my mistake.

CW: I still think it's going to be the Trinity!

MR: That's not possible! Even though Chaos and Kade have returned when we thought they had left, Jonas Testament got all those injuries last Sunday! He won't be able to wrestle so soon! It'll be at least half a year before he ever wrestles again! Be logical!

CW: Just watch! I'll bet you $50!

MR: You're on!