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FIRST TIME VIEWER NOTE:
Hello first time viewer!
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This is a webpage created by Dan (me).
It tells personal things (but not too personal) about me and my life (as dull as it may be). It was created for people who don't know me very well so that they might learn more about me than they had known before. If you already know me pretty well, then there's probably no sense in looking at this webpage...

...unless you wanna see pictures of my sexy buns! Scroll down and look at my firm buttocks!
YAH BABY, YAH!
I'm kidding of course... its actually a picture of my irresistable nose hair!

DISCLAIMER:
I am, by no means, a professional webpage designer. There is nothing high tech or fancy about this page. I dont know Flash programming, Shockwave, or Java script. I only know the very basic HTML stuff. Expect to read a fair amount of text and not to see much fancy stuff, although I do include pictures of my incredibly sexy self and a few other random graphics.
I am planning to expand and update this webpage as time goes on. So if I or my webpage interests you at all, email me.

A Brief Physical Description Of Me:
White male, 6'1", approx 170 lbs, short dark brown hair (often geled and spiked or covered with a ball cap), brown eyes, glasses, tall and lanky, baggy clothes, silver jewelery, earrings, no facial hair, a nose, 2 ears, a mouth, a pair of lips, teeth, 2 legs, did I mention my glasses?... oh, sorry... rambling again...
see picture below:

\/Click on the picture below to see more (but not necessarily better) pictures of me\/

Here'a a relatively recent picture of me in the alley behind my house.
...No, I'm not pissed off here...
I just think I have a really goofy smile and don't like to smile for pictures.

NAME: My full name is... ha ha ha ...nope, I won't post that on the internet. Just remember that my first name is Dan.

RESIDENCE: I live in Pennsylvania, USA. Email me and get to know me if you want more details on where I live.

AGE / BIRTHDAY: You can figure out my age on your own by subtracting my birthday (Aug, 1, 1977 or 8/1/77), from the current date.

HOME SITUATION: I work, go to school, and pay a car loan. I have no choice but to live with my parents. I can't afford to move out!

MARITAL STATUS: I am presently unmarried and girlfriendless (but I DO like girls...).

SCHOOLING: I graduated high school and and also graduated from a two year technical school. (I highly recommend that everyone stay away from the electronics field unless you plan on becoming an electrical engineer.) I am presently taking courses at the local community college working towards a computer-related degree.

EMPLOYMENT: I was laid off of my electronics job that I hated a few months ago (Praise the Lord!). I am now taking the opportunity to go back to school and start working on a computer-related degree. I recently started a part-time job at Kohls.

INSTANT MESSAGE ME (AOL INSTANT MESSENGER):
I'm sorry. I won't post my screen name on this webpage anymore. I once had someone "break into" my previous screen name and change my password on me. I can no longer use that screen name. Now I have a new screen name but I will not post it here due to extreme paranoia on my part. Email me if you want my screen name and then we can chat.

FAVORITE COLOR: WHO CARES? Is that really gonna help you to get to know me better? NOOOO...

Things I'm Down With:
God and Jesus...
NOTE: I try hard not to be one of those Bible-beating people who dedicate their life to cramming religion down other people's throats. I simply want people to know that I believe in Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and savior, try to do the right thing by keeping him in my heart and mind, praying, and by living the way I was taught in church since I was a young man.

I am also very down with: Honesty, non-drug users, females, monogamy, fellow christians, pro-lifers, non-violent straight edgers, shooting pool, bowling, movies in the theater, movies on video, video games, recreational roller and inline skating, shopping (Yes! A straight male that enjoys shopping! Believe it!), golf, miniature golf, recreational bike riding, walking, dining out,occassionally drinking with small groups of close friends, amusement parks, the beach, swimming, pizza, Marvin The Martian, dogs, and...

...Music and going to concerts:
I like music so much that I made a special little section to describe my music interests.
Most of the music I like is pop-alternative, punk rock, ska punk, hardcore, or metal... and on very rare occassions, a rap now and then.
Presently, my favorite bands are Bad Religion, Reel Big Fish, and Zebrahead
Most of the concerts I've been to are either Philadelphia, PA, or Lancaster, PA.
Below is a short list of a few of the bands that I've seen in concert.

Green Day
Korn
Save Ferris
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Goldfinger
Less Than Jake
New Found Glory
Linkin Park

Reel Big Fish
Limp Bizkit
Fuel
Incubus
Zebrahead
MxPx
Shelter
Coal Chamber

Blink 182
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Lit
The Offspring
The Lemonheads
H2O
Social Distortion
The Suicide Machines

Now, without any further delay...
The conclusion of, The "Learn About Dan" Page...

Things I'm not down with:
Smoking, illegal drugs, dishonesty / lies, promiscuity, abortion, people who act as though life is centered around sexual intercourse, heavy duty partying, excessive alcohol consumption, cats, Chinese food, seafood, R&B music, 90% of all rap music, country music, Ford Probes, going to clubs where I can't get drunk (since I can't dance), The Dave Matthews Band, Jay Z, DMX, TLC, Usher, Lauryn Hill, Destiny's Child, NASCAR, professional wrestling, and arguing over whether Fords or Chevys are better...CUZ THEY BOTH SUCK!