Crowd: "Satan! Satan! Satan!"
Mr. Satan: "And we're back to the Mr. Satan Show! Today's topic is: Mr. Satan, we don't like the way our son dresses! Let's meet our first parents, Bulma and Vegeta. Now, what's your son's name?"
Bulma: "Trunks."
Mr. Satan: "And what's the problem with the way Trunks dresses?"
Vegeta: "Well Mr. Satan, he's always dying his hair purple, and he carries a huge sword everywhere! And that jacket!"
Bulma: "You can't beleive how upset we get with him! Everyday the principle calls us to say he was carrying a weapon in school!"
Mr. Satan: "I see."
Vegeta: "Don't get us wrong. He's a good kid, but he dresses like a punk."
Mr. Satan: "Let's bring him out."
Trunks: "Hey mom, pop."
Vegeta: "What the BEEP! I told you to call me Vegeta the superior being!"
Trunks: "Relax pops."
Vegeta: "Big bang atta--"
Bulma: "Settle!"
Vegeta: "Ok. I'm cool now."
Mr. Satan: "Back to the subject at hand. Trunks, why do you dress the way you do?"
Trunks: "Well, my jacket is from work. The Capsule Corperation gave it to me."
Mr. Satan: "And the hair?"
Trunks: "First off, my mom's hair is blue."
Vegeta: "Don't bring your mother into this!"
Trunks: "BEEP dad, don't interupt!"
Vegeta: "I'm gonna beat the BEEP out of you you little BEEP!"
Trunks: "I'd like to see you try."
Mr. Satan: "Guys!"
Trunks: "As I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, I was born with this hair color. I don't dye it."
Vegeta: "Well, what's up with that hair style? Your hair should be long, black, and spikey like mine. It's all the rage."
Mr. Satan: "About that sword..."
Trunks: "That is a quality sword! I sliced freeza good with it. Besides, it's for protection."
Bulma: "Do you have to bring it everywhere? And in plain sight!"
Trunks: "Mom, you know that my back is the only place I can strap my sword to!"
Vegeta: "Why do you have to carry it in public?"
Trunks: "To protect myself Vege."
Vegeta: "Thats it! I'm gonna..."
Bulma: "Boys!"
Vegeta: "We'll finish this at home Mr!"
Trunks: "Fine with me you stupid BEEP!"
Bulma: "Don't talk to your father that way!"
Trunks: "If I'm messed up, it's because you made me wear that gay hat when I was little"
Vegeta: "Ok. We're going home now!"
Mr. Satan: "That was...interesting. Well, let's bring out our next couple, Chichi and Goku. So, who is your son, and what's wrong with the way he dresses?"
Chichi: "His name is Gohan."
Goku: "His hair is cut in a (giggles) bowl cut, and he wears a (giggles again) purple jumpsuit."
Mr. Satan: "Let's bring him out."
Gohan: "Hello Mr. Satan."
Mr. Satan: "Hello. So, what's your excuse for the hair?"
Gohan: "Can't I style it the way I want?"
Goku: "Ya, if you want to look queer."
Gohan: "Shut up old man!"
Goku: "Why can't you be more like Goten?"
Chichi: "Stop arguing children!"
Mr. Satan: "Yes, we're not here to fight."
Goku: "Ok. I'll let you have the hair thing, but what about the purple suit?"
Gohan: "What's wrong with it?"
Goku: "You should wear orange like me and Krillian."
Krillin: "Yea."
Chichi: "Where the BEEP did you come from?"
Krillin: "I was here this whole time behind that box."
Chichi: "That explains it you short BEEP."
Mr. Satan: "Back to the suit."
Gohan: "Why would I wear orange? To be like a short, weak, bald guy?"
Chichi: "Your dad and brother wear orange, why must you be different?"
Gohan: "Let me dress as I choose."
Goku: "Ok Tinky Winky."
Chichi: "And another thing, where are your glasses mr?"
Gohan: "Mom!"
Chichi: "Don't mom me, go home and study!"
Gohan: "Yes mother."
Mr. Satan: "Well, I guess that's all for today, but before we leave, my final thought. I am the best fighter alive! Goodbye, and see you next time."
