Here is what the Webbastard posted on the Odd Nonsense Stupid Page!
This is the informative guide to all those who are pissed at an N64 freak because of thier primitive arguementative tactics.
And this is a guide to all N64ers pissed at PSXers and want to know how to win an arguement from the master of winning arguements himself, Geno! Let's take another look at Webmaster's arguement page! I'll be contradicting in italics!
Here's how SteveAus78 sees it
Let me change that around! Look below:
And of course, Final Fantasy. And you can't forget Final Fantasy too. Oh yeah, and Final Fantasy. Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy. It's always Final Fantasy this and Final Fantasy that (a game made by Nintendo, taken by Square, made by Square for PSX, not by Sony)! When a PSX arguement comes out, their excuse is always FINAL FANTASY.
There, now back to Webbastard!
An N64er : "PSX games are terrible. We only like quality games."
Right on, N64er!
A PSXer : "We have LOTS of great games! Like Resident Evil!
We have Resident Evil also! So, that PSXer should say something more like this: We have LOTS of great games! Like Final Fantasy!
A N64er : "Yah, but we got ZELDA."
That is how we start, but not how we finish!
A PSXer : " But we have Metal Gear Soid! "
That's actually their secondary source! So let's change it to Final Fantasy.
A N64er : "Yah, but we got ZELDA."
Let me change that: Yah, but we got GOLDENEYE."
A PSXer : "But we have Crash Bandicoot!"
That's their last source! So how about Final Fantasy instead?
A N64er : "Yah, but we got ZELDA."
Try "We have Super Mario 64"
SO &*%# WHAT? Shut up about ZELDA! Zelda was a great game, but its ONE GAME! And to be honest, it was the game that actually saved The Nintendo. It is so stupid and pathetic how everyone thinks the "Nintendo is better" theory is right because they got ZELDA! Oh no! Not ZELDA!!
Final Fantasy is only one game! The game that saved Sony, that's what it is!
- Its the year 2002 -
A PSXer : "The Playstation 2 is a great system! We have a lot of quality games!"
A N64er : "Yah, but we had ZELDA."
It goes more like this:
A N64er: "The Dolphin (or whatever it'll be called then) is a great system! We have a lot of quality games!"
A PSXer: "Yah, but we had FINAL FANTASY."
So, as you can see, basically the only defense an N64 freak has is Zelda. If they get pressured about it, then they turn to Goldeneye. Then they turn to Mario 64. After that, they have nowhere to turn, because that's about all the great games that are on N64. Meanwhile, us PSXers always have something new. There's Resident Evil, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Metal Gear Solid, Lunar, Star Ocean 2, Xenogears, Crash Bandicoot, Parappa the Rapper, Syphon Filter, Final Fantasy Anthology, Gameday, Faceoff, Gamebreaker (does N64 even HAVE a college football game?) Breath of Fire III, Tales of Destiny, Gran Turismo, Tekken 2 and 3, Final Fantasy Tactics, Dinao Crisis, Tomorrow Never Dies (eat THAT, Goldeneye freaks!) and the list goes on and on...
No, it's more like this: So, as you can see, basically the only defense a PSX freak has is Final Fantasy. If they get pressured about it, then they turn to Metal Gear. Then they turn to Crash Bandicoot. After that, they have nowhere to turn, because that's about all the great games that are on PSX. Meanwhile, us N64ers always have something new. There's Resident Evil, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Zelda: Gaiden, Goldeneye 007, Starfox 64, Wave Race 64, Super Smash Bros., Super Mario 64, Pokémon Snap, 1080 Snowboarding, Yoshi's Story, Madden, Quarterback Club, Castlevania, (does PSX even HAVE an Adventure/RPG?) Quest 64, Fighter's Destiny, Diddy Kong Racing, WCW vs. nWo: World Tour, WCW/nWo Revenge, Mario Kart 64, the better Vigilante 8, Turok 1 and 2, Doom 64, better than Playstation Doom, and the list goes on and on...
One thing N64 freaks love to do is use the PSX's crappiest games against us. Never do they mention thier 90% garbage library though. They have no problem yelling Blasto, Spice Girls or Rugrats, but they'll not once mention Dark Rift, Quest 64, Fighter's Ambition, Glover, Conker's Quest, or any of the 100+ N64 garbage games.
It's called Fighter's Destiny, not Fighter's Ambition! You do the same! By the way, I can always say stuff like "Final Fantasy and Metal Gear are good, but no match for the team of Zelda and Goldeneye!"
Finally, N64 Freaks love to spit out completely ridiculous figures that paint a rosy picture for the N64. Such Examples are: PSX2's $800 price tag, Square confirmed making Dolphin games (all they have to back that up is Square's one sentence="We are very interested in the Dolphin" That's NOT a confirmation.), they'll bash any game because it's not as good as Zelda, they'll yell that Carts are better than CD's, and a few others. What you need to remember as a PSXer is that N64 freaks usually wont give any sources for thier info, and you can rest assured that these are the desparate rants of a fool who decided to back the dying N64. Usually, it's not even worth arguing back (I have to, it's my job).
We do not say such stuff! We know Capcom's coming back for Dolphin, but Square will probably never return to Nintendo, that's what I believe! I read at Square's website that they're only making plans on PSX and PS2 games, so I'm no liar! I know the truth! I give sources! And you want a source for the fact that Nintendo 64 is better than Playstation? Look on the Player's Choice awards boxes of N64 games and you will see the awards that video gamers helped Nintendo 64 win and Playstation lose! Pay attention to the modern world! While PSX was best at the beginning, nothing lasts forever! Nintendo 64, at the current moment, is being more talked about than Playstation is! So eat that, GSXers! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
