What ANT Says and means
We are here to see what ANT Badass says, and what he really means
ANT says:
1. N64 uses Carts, which are small. PSX has CDs which are HUGE.
2. PSXers have to wait 5 seconds for a game to load. N64ers have to wait through 6 month delays.
3. N64 scum are rude and misinformed.
4. All N64ers say is "We have Zelda."
5, PSX has the best RPG (FF8), the best Fighter (Tekken), the best Racer (Gran Turismo), the best football (Gameday) and the best action games (Metal Gear Solid)
6. 90% of N64's games are Mario Clones. Zelda, Banjo, Buck Bumble, DKC 64 and so on.
7. N64's players are ages 7-12.
8. There is about 3 N64 games with a "Mature" rating.
9. N64 has no RPG's.
10. We have Final Fantasy and Square. HA HA!
11. Look at the sales figures, and PSX's 30,000,000 lead.
12. Final Fantasy VII outsold Zelda
13. So will Final Fantasy VIII.
14. We don't have MFBS on our side (Major plus for PSXers)
15. PSX has 400 more games than N64...
16. ...and they are $25 cheaper.
17. PSX innovates, N64 imitates.
18. Sony is more powerful than Nintendo.
19. Our games come out on time.
20. Nintendo lies to thier customers (64DD), Sony cares about thiers (Backwards Compatibility)
21. N64 scum never give sources for thier info.
22. There are almost as many PSXs in the US (23,000,000) as there are N64s in the whole World (25,000,000)
23. Carts corrode, Cds don't
24. You could drop a CD, Drown it in water and scrub it with a towel and it works fine. Put a cart in water and you have a $70 tablestand
25. We have better games than Zelda.
26. Biggest N64 Game=Zelda (256 MB). Biggest PSX game=Riven (3250 MB). Smallest PSX game=Demo Disc (650 MB)
27. 90% of N64 games are rated "E"
28. PSX can do 360,000 ploygons per second, N64 can do about 150,000
29. The only N64 RPG? Quest 64. LOL
30. PSXers are generally smarter than N64ers. I mean, come on, the PSXers back the PSX, which is the best system out there
31. N64ers cannot tell the truth.
32. The PSX2 will destroy DOLPHIN.
33. There's a new Zelda game, which really is a carbon copy of every other Zelda game, and it will be delayed and it still won't beat FF8.
34. We have Square, Enix, Capcom, Konami, 989, Namco and EA. Nintendo has... uh, Rare. LOL
35.If you took out all the voice acting from Metal Gear Solid, you could fid Zelda in there 3 times.
ANT means:
1.CD's hold more information than Cartridges, does that automatically make the games bad?
2. The minimum waiting time is 30 seconds, maximum 5 minutes. And Nintendo hqs no delays, It simply announces its products longer before they come out while PSX announces the day before.
3.Biased Opinion, have I ever belched in your face? Then don't call me rude when eXisTenZe is on YOUR side!
4.Biased Opinion. no we don't! Okay, I respond with: "all GSXers ever talk about is Final Fantasy"
5.Biased Opinion. We have all the good E3 awards. Playstation has, uh... Grand Turismo *LOL* The best RPG is Zelda, the best Racer is Diddy Kong Racing, the best action is Zelda, the best shooter is Goldeneye, the best fighter is WCW/nWo Revenge, the best football is Madden Football! Look on the boxes of those games, players choice versions only. Now you'll see who's boss!
6.Look, NES and SNES had mostly sidescrollers! No one complained that they're Mario clones! Besides, the games' area, plot, moves, weapons, button uses, etc. are all different! And it doesn't affect the gameplay does it? It doesn't make the game bad just cause it's an all around the world 3D game, does it? Nope! Spyro the Dragon, Frogger, and Croc are all Crash Bandicoot clones! Plus, there's more!
7.Geno: 13, EdenMaster: 16. hmmm, were over 12 aren't we? Plus, Geno's brother: 19, he has PSX, but his favorite game is Super Smash Bros., which most PSXers consider childish just cause they've never seen Mario and the gang duke it out like this before! Samus and Capt. Falcon in a Fighting game is a great idea!
8. 3? There are 12, damn it! My source: http://www.nintendo.com/home/index.html. Click on N64 at the top. Then, go to content rated by ESRB. Look at the M Rated games! Ha! Maybe 9 of them are on PSX as well, and PSX has more, but that doesn't matter! We have plenty of Mature games for satisfaction!
9. No RPGs? Quest 64 is an RPG you doofus! The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is an Adventure/RPG, no matter who says otherwise. Coming soon: Hybrid Heaven, Super Mario RPG 2, Pokémon Stadium (the Red and Blue Game Boy games outsold Final Fantasy VIII, now don't you PSXers feel just crunchy!), and Earthbound 64. Besides, N64ers don't live off of RPGs, we like to have games with something called challenge! PSXers are weak game players, so all they do is play RPGs! It's their life!
10.tsk tsk tsk. Like I said in number 4.
11.Look at the E3 awards, and N64's all awards but 3, along with awards that were only for PC and Arcade, PSX wins 2, Game Boy wins 1. Zelda won RPG of the Year (See, it's an RPG!), Adventure Game of the Year, Console Game of the Year, and the most important award of all, Game of the Year! Plus, it won an Outstanding Achievement award! Ha! We don't care about what system and game looked more inspiring in the previews, we care about how the game was, not looked! And N64 has better games, giving it awards, proving it the greatest system ever!
12.Number 4 again.
13.#4
14.Having one less ally is a disadvantage, no matter what! Major Minus for PSXers!
15.Who in the world will buy every PSX game? No one. N64 has enough games to satisfy their customers.
16.They're cheap cause they're not worth it!
17.Oh, no that's stupid! PSX stole the L and R buttons from the SNES, then N64's control stick! (have you used that control stick on the two, N64's is definitely more durable, I hate that flimsy PSX control stick) Also, Square and Capcom's games, Final Fantasy and Mega Man, were copyright Nintendo of America, All Rights Reserved, and look: Sony forces Square and Capcom to work for them so they can steal Nintendo's characters and game series! ANT Badass should be called ANT Jackass!
18.Movie sequences and you think Sony is more powerful. And helping Nintendo with Dolphin, I believe it's Panasonic, the company more powerful than Sony!
19. Read No.2 again, its obvioulsy not getting through to you.
20.They didn't lie, they just changed their mind! Sony doesn't care about their customers, they just care about the money their customers give them! Nintendo may be the same but, Sony doesn't care about anyone but themselves!
21. Here's a source: "the above biased list came from the ONSP"
22.That's one of your favorite phrases, isn't it? PSX looked more inspiring! That makes it better, cause the previews were better!
23. CDs get scratched, Carts dont. Carts don't wear out easily, yet CDs get scrathed easily, totally messing up the whole game! Everyone knows that carts are way more durable than CDs, if anyone thinks otherwise, then PSX is rotting their brain out!
24.Yeah, well Nintendo tosses their products of their roof to test durability! Nintendo's innovation, something that'll probably some time become Sony's imitation! A Game Boy Pokémon cart went through the washer and dryer and still works fine! My source: "Nintendo Power Magazine, Volume 123, page 13, top middle!"
25. Yeah, both of them. I believe you've said something like that before.
26.So carts don't hold much memory, still, the games are long enough! Carts don't take forever to beat! CDs get boring before you're one fourth through!
27.Same with PSX! Remember, it has more games, so that's more E Rated games! Besides, Nintendo's E Rated games are fun! E stands for "Everyone". And EC (Early Childhood) is a game rating that Nintendo saves for Game Boy Color, Sony puts on PSX! LOL
28.And PSX is all pixilated, N64 looks cool!
29.First, you idiots say that we have none. Now you admit we have one. We will get plenty more soon. We have Zelda! We'll get Hybrid Heaven, Super Mario RPG 2, Earthbound 64, and the ever popular Pokémon Stadium! Eat that, GSXers!
30.Biased, conceded, and stupid! That's your biased opinion! Wisdom comes from experience, not what game system we like, ANT Dumbass! Take yourself for example. This is supposed to be a list why PSX is better than N64, right? Then why isn't doing what it was intended to do. I don't think a dumbass like you should be making this, cause you're making yourself look like an idiot. Of course, you are one!
31. This one makes me laugh out loud! WE are liars? US? I think not. Give me one example where we flat out lied to you? Can't think of one? Now who's the liar? Look at ANT Dumbass's list, you'll see a liar!
32.I went to a website, it already reported Dolphin going to kill PS2! Ha! The votes for Dolphin were as long as a football, PS2: long as my pinky, Dreamcast: long as my pinky nail, and other, half my pinky! Sega sucks so much, Other is even better than it! PS2 of course is.
33.Zelda: Gaiden will come out really soon, so quit whining! It's gonna be cool, plus 50% is done, and it's available to play at Spaceworld! You think Zelda sucks cause you're so biased to PSX and can't even play an N64 game!
34.Capcom is coming back to us, Konami never abandoned us like Square did, all of them are infamous besides Square, the only one on your side, Capcom and Konami, who are coming back! (And Konami never left) Plus, we own Rare, so don't think Sony can get them from us like they did Square! And Rare created Banjo-Kazooie, Jet Force Gemeni, Conker's Quest, and the king Goldeneye 007!
35.Who cares about games that take forever to beat, then get boring! There's always games that take long enough to beat, and are always enjoyable! And the delays... we have Zelda and Goldeneye, plus many more great games, to keep us busy while we wait for the delayed games!
Gaystation
