*The show opens, with Judas Priests' "Breaking The Law" starting up, as we see clips from the shows leading up to the pay-per-view. We witness the astonishing Hardcore Tournament for the World title. Tim Haught defeating the ICWA legend, Lunatic, as well as "The Canadian Rage" Scott Smith. DRH utterly crushing Mr. Maroon and Hardcore Jay. The total and utter chaos that saw Proctor Meridian and Cannibal kill Genesis with the meat hook and the exploding truck. We see Jonas Testament attacking DRH numerous times. The Hardcore Playas battling Joey Budafuco and Jimmy Valentine to win the EGWA World Tag Team titles. Sotashi and Kurasaw attacking one another at numerous times during the months. Mr. Maroon and Shockwave fighting each other, and then the Hardcore Playas for the Tag Team titles. Finally, we get a shot of President Palm pulling Lunatic off of "Big Time" Tim Haught during the finals of the World title tournament. The montage ends as we see Palm standing holding Haught's hand above his head.*

*Now, we fade into the Tropicana Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey. There are nearly seven thousand fans on hand, to witness the crowning of the new EGWA World champion. The camera pans around the arena, scouting several fan's signs. "Osaka Is An Immigrant," "The Playas Are Hard F'N Core" and "ICWA Blows!" The camera moves around the complex, until it reaches the broadcast booth. We see Clint White and Mike Rether sitting in office chairs, their microphones pinned to their coats. Mike shuffles around his papers, and then speaks.*

Mike: Welcome, fans, to the EGWA's second-ever pay-per-view extravaganza, "Needful Things!" Baby, what a card we've got for you! Tonight, we will see DRH defending his Triple Entente title against the dangerous Mr. Maroon, a mystery tag team battling the Hardcore Playas for the EGWA World Tag Team title! We'll see Jonas Testament taking on Joey Budafuco in the first-ever "Route 666" match! What a match that promises to be! We'll see The Great Sotashi vs. Osaka Kurasaw and Matt Reed, for the EGWA Juniorweight title! Lunatic will take on our President, Mr. Palm, as a result of Palm screwing Luny out of his World title shot! And, in our Main Event, there will be the mother of all battles: "Big Time" Tim Haught vs. DRH, for the currently vacant EGWA World Heavyweight title! Fan, it'll be an epic night!

Clint: However, now, I want to bring to light the fact that the EGWA's dividends from "Breaking The Barrier" were enough that we could fund the purchase of a instant replay system!

*Suddenly, a picture of a young blonde girl from the crowd is shown. Then, there is a replay."

Clint: Ohhhhh yeeeesss....

Mike: We're supposed to only use this equipment for serious journalistic intents! You're like a child! We need to-Wait, I understand that something has happened in the parking lot! I've got no idea what's going on! Let's go back there now!

*We go to the back, where we see Osaka Kurasaw laying on the ground, writhing in pain. The Great Sotashi is there, standing over him, laughing and taunting him Japanese. Security rushes to the back, attempting to get a hold of Sotashi. He continues to yell in the foreign language, as it goes back to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: Jesus! He just about killed Osaka Kurasaw! This is a nightmare!

Clint: Who?

Mike: Well, the Great Sotashi, of course!

Clint: I didn't see him hit anyone...

Mike: What are you talking about!? It must've been him! He hates Kurasaw, and he was right there!

Clint: Until I see footage of Sotashi running over that guy, I'm not gonna believe it!

Mike: What are you talk-

*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by The Scorpions starts up, and President Palm, one of the men who runs the EGWA, walks to the ring. He struts slightly, it seems, as hr reaches the ring. Grabbing a mic, he speaks.*

Palm: Welcome, each of you, to the EGWA's November pay-per-view spectacle, "Needful Things ‘99!" Fans, we've got the best wrestling action on the east coast for you here tonight! However, first of all, I've got some unfortunate news on the situation involving Osaka Kurasaw that you just saw. Unluckily, there will be no Triple Threat match for the first-ever EGWA Juniorweight title!

*The fans begin to boo wildly.*

Palm: However, there will be a Triple Ladder Match, between The Great Sotashi, Matt Reed, and another mystery opponent, to decide the Juniorweight title!!

*The fans go nuts!*

Palm: That's what I like to hear! Next up, that ingrate Lunatic! This freak seems to think that he can take me, a former World champion! The fact is Lunatic, you don't have the guts to hit me, because if you do, you'll be buried! You'll never win again! Your career, and you life, will be OVER! Now then, hit the music, baby!

*"The Zoo" begins again. Suddenly, The Lunatic bursts from the back,. He runs to the ring, carrying a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat. Palm sees him, and then runs out of the arena through the crowd. Lunatic continues to chase him to the back. However, as he runs into an office, we see Lunatic enter as well. There is the sounds of Lunatic then screaming, and various hits. We cannot, however, see who is attacking him, because Palm quickly shuts the door. We return to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: My God, so much has happened already!! This is incredible! However, right now, we've got footage shot earlier tonight! It's some kind of forbidden camera work! Let's go!

*The scene cuts to a local prison, where we see EGWA wrestler The Cannibal sitting alone in a jail cell. His head is draped down. However, as we see a guard approach the cell, he leaps under the cell. The guard comes to his cell, and thinks that there is no one inside of it. He yells, and then opens the door to the cell. He looks around, and then Cannibal's hand shoots out from under the bed. He grabs the man's ankle, and then breaks it with his bare hand. Cannibal jumps out, grabs the man's gun, and fires once into his stomach. Taking the gun with him, he runs from the cell, down a hall.*

*Now, the shot goes to the outside of the prison. Cannibal runs to a cop car, breaks a window, and then leaps inside. Guards are firing at him from a tower, however, he breaks through the gates. We can hear him screaming.*

Cannibal: ON THE WAY TO CAPE MAY!!!!! I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!! HERE I COME JERSEY!!!!!!!!!

*The footage ends, and then returns to Mike and Clint.*

Mike: MY LORD! Cannibal is out of jail! Tie everything down!! He's gonna be looking for revenge!!

Clint: What news this is! However, we're about to begin out first REAL match of the evening! It's the "Pioneer Of Insanity" Jonas Testament, taking on Joey Budafuco, in the first-ever "Route 666" match! The rules are simple! Three beds being pulled by a tractor trailer. All along the road, there will be land mines, waiting to blow the truck off the road! This might go down as one of the most violent matches in EGWA history!!

*The shots cuts to an outside road, where we see a tractor trailer, pulling along three beds behind it. On top of the first bed, there is Jonas. He holds a chair, as he runs at Joey!*

Mike: Here we go! Jonas smacks Fuco over the head! My God, what a shot to the head!! Jonas tosses aside the chair, and then finds a steel pipe sitting on the first bed. He picks it up, and then slams Budafuco across the head! Jonas now sets the pipe aside, and goes to the first truck storage compartment! Inside of it, we see various weapons! We've got a battery-operated lava lamp, a battery-operated hot glue gun, a box of candles, a vacuum cleaner, a propane lighter, a roll of duct tape, a box of nails, and a coil of razor wire!!! Wait, Testament has pulled out a final item!! That's a wooden ballbat!! This is about to get nasty!

Clint: Jonas grabs that heated-up lava lamp, and dashes at Fuco...OH MY GOD!! HE BROKE THAT LAVA LAMP OVER HIS HEAD!!! TESTAMENT MUST'VE SCARRED JOEY BUDAFUCO FOR LIFE!!!!! That hot plasma substance has just covered Joey's skull! This is heinous! Testament back to the box, and he grabs the baseball bat! He starts to jam nails through the body of the bat. Now, he wraps the duct tape around the bat! What's that for!?!?

Mike: Now, Testament grabs the tape, and wraps it around Joey's head! What is he thinking here!?

*Testament lights the propane lighter, and then holds it against the duct tape-wrapped bat. It bursts into flames. Testament steps back, and swings for Budafuco's head!*

Clint: MY DEAR GOD!! JOEY BUDAFUCO'S HEAD IS IN FLAMES!!!! HE'S BURNING!!!! We've got arson!!! REPLAY!!! REPLAY!!!!

*Instant replay shows Jonas again lighting aflame the skull of Joey.*

Mike: My God, this is insane! Testament now grabs the glue gun, and then sets it beside the beaten body of Budafuco. He's sitting on top of him...HOLY SHIT!!! HE TRACED THE SYMBOL OF AN ANKH INTO BUDAFUCO'S HEAD!!!! THAT'S TESTAMENT'S SYMBOL!!!!!

Clint: This is getting out of hand! Joey's gonna have permanent scarring after this fight!

Mike: Jonas now takes Joey, and looks to be whipping him over to the next bed! Yes, a whip into the bed of the next truck! Joey flies over the road, and lands in the next bed! Jonas grabs that razor wire, and the smoking bat, and then throws the bat hard at Joey! Listen to that! The tack ripped open Joey's back! Now, Jonas dashes across, and leaps onto the next truck bed as well! He grabs that baseball bat, and then swings it at the fallen Budafuco! 1...2...3...4....5!! Five shots to the head by Jonas Testament!!

Clint: Jonas now takes the razor wire, and then tears into the storage compartment on the second bed! New toys! A table, a bottle of gasoline, a clock, a sawed-off pool cue, a hammer, a drill, a vice grip, a pack of cigarettes, a glass window pane, a stereo speaker, and a huge 350 ENGINE TO A CHEVY CORVETTE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! Jonas goes to the side of the bed, and then grabs that box of candles! Jonas lights it on fire with the propane lighter, and then SHOVES IT INTO THE FACE OF JOEY BUDAFUCO!!! OH MY GOD!!!! This is horrible!!!! Jonas leaves that burning candle in Joey's face, and then slams the hammer into it! LORD!! SCARRING!!! Now, Jonas gets that table, and then sets it up in the middle of the truck bed. He grabs the lighter, and then lights up a Winston!? What the Hell!? Jonas is enjoying a smoke!! Now, he shatters the glass window pane, and scatters the glass on the table! Now, he spreads gas all over the table! Jonas takes a drag from the cig, and then snubs it into Fuco's head!! More scarring! Now, Jonas flicks the cigarette into that puddle of gasoline!! AN INFERNO!!!!

*Jonas lifts up Joey, and then delivers a gourdbuster through it. Budafuco is aflame.*

Mike: Oh my God, this is insane!!!!!! Budafuco IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

Clint: Jonas gets that pool cue, and then breaks it across Joey's back!! This is getting out of hand! Now, the drill! HE PUTS A HOLE THROUGH JOEY'S HAND!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Jonas takes the hammer to Joey's skull!! My Lord! Jonas is going over the edge!! He broke that glass clock on Fuco's knee!!! BLOOD!!!!!!! MORE BLOOD!!!!!! Now, Jonas gets the engine, and sets it down on the bed of the truck!! Joey is still on fire!!

Mike: Jonas lifts up Joey and now it's a SIDE SLAM INTO THE 350 ENGINE!!!!!!!! This is nuts!!!! There's oil and blood all over Fuco's back!! Now, the fire has caught on the oil!! JOEY'S BACK IS ON FIRE!!!!!! IS THERE NO MERCY INSIDE OF THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JONAS LOOKS LIKE A MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S LAUGHING, LAUGHING, LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: Now, Testament goes to the compartment again, and finds a second clock. He sets it face-up on the bed of the truck, and then pulls up the still-flaming Budafuco! Testament flips him up, and it's a CRADLED PILEDRIVER RIGHT ONTO THAT GLASS CLOCK!!! GLASS IS ALL OVER JOEY'S BACK!!!!!!! Jonas finds the compartment again, and grabs that stereo speaker! He drops it on Joey's head! Blood everywhere!! Jonas now pulls up Joey, and whips him onto the third truck bed! Jonas leaps across to the next bed as well, with that razor wire, duct tape, tack filled bat in hand! He takes the bat to the lock on the storage compartment lock, and finds inside a fish bowl, a VCR, a strip of rope about ten feet long, a wooden folding chair, a SOCK!? Also, there's a knife, a paper weight, and a 1989 VOLKSWAGON Gti!!??!!?? How the Hell did they fit that in there!?!? Anyway, Jonas grabs the rope, and then wraps it around Joey's arms! He's tied up and now Jonas gets the wooden chair! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ,7, 8, 9, 10!!!!!! SHOTS TO THE HEAD!!!! THAT CHAIR IS SHATTERED!!!!!!! Now, Jonas goes behind the car, and pushes it out onto the bed of the truck!!

Mike: My Lord, imagine the destruction possible with that thing! Jonas picks up the limp body of Budafuco, and then gorilla presses him onto the roof of the car! Now, Jonas climbs onto the car as well, and then hits a bainbuster onto the hood of the car!

Clint: Jonas lifts him again, and then flips him up for a powerbomb! Wait, he holds him there, and then nails a FOLD-OUT POWERBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS SUNROOF OF THE VOLKSWAGON!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN!!!!!!!!! IS THERE NO GOD!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mike: That must be it! Joey Budafuco must be dead!! There's glass sticking out of his neck!! Now, Jonas climbs out of the car, and then ROLLS HIM ONTO THE HOOD OF THE CAR??!! HE'S NOT DONE YET!?!? JUST FINISH THE MATCH TESTAMENT!!!!

Clint: Jonas rolls onto the hood of the car, and then lifts up Fuco! He lifts Joey onto his shoulders, and then hits a Fuco Drop through the windshield of the car!! HE USED BUDAFUCO'S OWN MOVE AGAINST HIM!!!!!

Mike: Now, Jonas pulls him out of the car, and then tosses his lifeless body on the bed of the truck! He reaches back into the compartment of the truck, and then finds that sock again! WHAT COULD BE IN THERE!!!!

Clint: HE HITS FUCO ACROSS THE HEAD!!!!!!! ONE OF JOEY BUDAFUCO'S EYEBALLS POPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF THEM POPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Now, that tractor trailer is going over a bridge! Jonas pulls up Joey, and...Oh God no....

*Jonas Testament lifts Joey up above his head into a gorilla press, and then waits a few seconds! Then, he tosses him over the side of the bed.*

Clint: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S KILLED SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Inside of the arena, "Harvester of Sorrow" by Metallica starts up, and the bells rings.*

*On the bed of the truck, Jonas looks over the side of the truck and looks for Joey. However, the fall was too far. He looks at the camera, and begins to laugh.*

*Now, the camera comes back into the arena, to Mike Rether and Clint White's news desk. They are visibly shaken.*

Mike: Jesus...I have no words to condone or explain what Jonas Testament has done. It was wrong, and it was sick. Right now, we're going to another of Cannibal's pre-taped segments.

*Cannibal is tearing down the road in a police cruiser. "Welcome To The Jungle" by Guns 'N Roses plays as he drives at over 100 miles per hour to the arena. The camera zooms in, and we see that he is chewing on a human hand. He laughs, and then sings along to the song at the top of his lungs.

Cannibal: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!! WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!!!! I'M GONNA WATCH YOU BLEED!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!!!!

*The camera returns to the arena, where Mike and Clint are sitting again. They've tried to recover from the scene that took place with Jonas and Budafuco.*

Mike: Folks, we understand that a search party has been sent to the ravine that Joey Budafuco was tossed into. We understand that there was no river down below. It was a canyon-like structure. Fans, this is really horrible. Right now, we've got Lance Knight taking on Rick Riley, however, our hearts and prayers go out to the family of Joey.

*"Oh Hell Yeah" by Blockhx starts up, and "The Showstopper" Lance Knight slowly walks to the ring. He stops, and surveys the crowd. Then, he continues his walk to the ring. As he reaches it, he goes under the ring and grabs an axe. He tosses it into the ring, and then sits on the top rope.*

*Suddenly, Rick Riley runs to the ring from the crowd. He runs behind Lance, and taps him on the shoulder. The bell rings quickly.*

Mike: Lance turns, and HITS RICK IN THE HEAD WITH THE BLUNT END OF THAT AXE!!!!!!!! Cover by Lance Knight..1...2..3!!!!! Lance Knight wins after one of the quickest match in EGWA history!!!!!!!

*Lance kicks Rick in the head, and then leaves the ring to "Oh Hell Yeah." Riley's head is totally torn open. The EMT's run to ring, and rolls Riley onto a stretcher.*

Clint: That might be our second fatality of the evening! What a battle that was, fans! Right now, we're going to the back, where "Big Time" Tim Haught is sitting with EGWA reporter Kharisma Rush!

*The camera goes to the back, where we see Tim Haught sitting down in a chair. Kharisma stands with a microphone in hand.*

Rush: Tim, tonight you get your shot at the EGWA World Heavyweight title. What are your thoughts on the match?

Haught: My thoughts? Plain and simple, I have none. This match isn't even going to be a match. More like something along the lines of a second Holacaust, I suppose. Yes, that is about the long and the short of it. Compare the two sides: DRH, a pathetic rookie who seems as if he can't even handle himself in the ring. Tim Haught, a World champion. The man. What does that-

*Suddenly, DRH bursts into the ring, and dumps a cup of hot coffee into Haught's face.*

DRH: You like that!? Who's gonna slaughter who!? HUH!?!?

*With that, DRH kicks Haught, and then leaves the room.*

Mike: Fans, those are some horrible words from both men! This one has been brewing for around two weeks and, and it's gonna explode! But, right now, we're about to go into our Tag Team Title Match! The Hardcore Playas taking on an as-yet-unknown Mystery Tag Team!

*"Walk" by Pantera starts up, and the lights fade down in the arena. Then, slowly, Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones walk out from behind the curtain. Jay carries with him a can of beer, Jones a chair. Jones tosses the chair into the middle of the crowd, creating a rift between them. Jonas and Jay laugh, and then walk to the ring. Jay pours the beer into his mouth, and then smashes the can on his head.*

*The lights fade down again, and then stay down for a few seconds. Suddenly, "Vunerability" by Operation Ivy starts up, and the fans go wild. Out from the entranceway steps...*

Clint: LANCE SLADE AND "THE EPITOME OF DESIRE" JUSTIN CARMICHAEL!!!!!!!

*What are they doing here? At any rate, Slade and Carmichael slowly walk to the ring, stopping to pose for pictures along the way. Slade stops, and kisses a young blonde in the front row of the crowd. The girl screams. A hotel room key is thrown at Justin. They both laugh, and then enter the ring. Justin gets into the ring, and waits for the bell to ring.*

*Jay gets into the ring, and stares down CarMichael. Then, the bell rings.*

Clint: Justin runs at Jay, and then clotheslines him to the mat! Justin stands over him, and then stands on his nose! He twists around his boots, and now blood is pouring out of Jay's nose! Justin laughs, and tags in Slade. Slade stands over him, and then drops an elbow onto his chest! Slade now locks a leg grapevine on his leg! Justin, meanwhile, is stomping away at the head of Jay! This is a total cheat fest!

Mike: What did you expect from these two!? Carmichael is ordered out of the ring, and now Slade drops the grapevine! He pulls Jay to his feet, and now Flair Chops to the chest!! WHOO!

Crowd: WHOO!!

Clint: Lance whips him into the opposite ropes, and then runs for a Stinger Splash! No, Hardcore Jay moves, and Lance hits the turnbuckle! Now, Jay with a tag into Jones!

Mike: Jones grabs that chair from the corner of the ring, and a huge shot to the head of Slade! Lance is down! Jonas sets it on Slade's knee, and then kicks it! Lance's knee is being ripped out of place! Jones sets the chair onto the ground, and then picks up Slade! Sidewalk Slam onto the chair by Jones! Cover...1...2...Save by Carmichael!

Clint: Now, Carmichael drags Slade to the corner, and Lance gets a tag. Justin leaps onto the top rope, and dives at Hardcore Jones with a crossbody block! He rolls into a cover...1...2..Kicout by Jones! Justin goes to the fallen body of Jones, and then locks a side headlock onto him! Justin clamps down on the headlock, and then stands up! He runs up the turnbuckle, and hits a bulldog! Now, Justin tags in Slade!

Mike: Lance in, and he begins to stomp in the head of Jones! Slade goes to the middle rope, and then elbow drop onto Jones head! Lance goes down again, and then locks on a headlock of his own! This isn't the type of amtch that Jones and Jay are used to wrestling! No weapons here!

Clint: Well, Slade and Carmichael are using their tehnical ability to their advantage! I can't blame them! Slade now pulls off the headlock, and then picks up Jones! Whip into the ropes, followed by a dropkick by Lance Slade! "The Spectacle" goes to the fallen Jones, and then locks on a head scissors! Wait, Jay in the ring, and he kicks Slade in the head! Now, Justin climbs onto the top rope, and hits a moonsault press onto Jay! Slade back down, and he gets the head scissors back on! Justin meanwhile tosses Jay over the top rope, and now hits a corss body onto the outside!

Mike: Slade drops the head scissors, and tosses Jones over the top! He dives at him on the outside with a plancha, but Jones moves! Slade hits the railing on the outside!! This is exactly what The Playas wanted to happen! This is turning into an all-out brawl! Jones whips Slade into the crowd, and then dives out onto him with his own cross body! Now, Jay rolls Justin into the ring, and lifts Jay onto his shoulders! Jay tries for the Hardcore Drop, but Justin reverses it! Crucifix by Carmichael! 1....2....Wait, somone was just run to ringside! Matt Allex delivers a kick to Jay! Now, Justin stands, and tries to attack Matt Allen! Wai,t Jat with a roll-up! 1...2...3!!! "Mr. Main Event" Matt Allen helps The Hardcore Playas retain the EGWA World Tag Team titles!

*Suddenly, "Sin" by Organized Konfusion starts up, and the lights fade out in the ring. After several seconds, Ciarin Kade dashes to the ring, a lead pipe in his hand. He nails Jay in the head with it, and then Matt Allen bails from the ring. Slade tosses Jones over the guardrailing, and then joins Kade and Carmichael in the ring. Meanwhile, Allen grabs a microphone.*

Allen: Now, the fact of the matter is, "Mister Main Event" is in New Jersey!

*The fans respond with a pop.*

Allen: And, there is only one more fact of the matter...NC-17 is re-born!!!!

*The fans go nuts. Jones stands on the middle turnbuckle, and then all three of the yell...*

NC-17: We're not just the coolest...We're not just the best...We're just hard fucking core!!!!

*NC-17 runs from the entranceway then, as Kade, Carmichael and Slade chase after them. The camera then returns to the newsdesk.*

Mike: Fans, this is huge! Lance Slade, Justin Carmichael, and Ciarin Kade have made some sort of an alliance, and NC-17 reforms. However, biggest of all, The Playas are still the Tag Team champions! Fans, right now, we've got more from Cannibal! Let's check it out!

*The camera shows Cannibal bursting through the back doors to the arena! He runs into the parking lot, and finds a security guard. Kicking him, he throws him over his shoulder, and then leaps into a closet.*

Clint: Dear God, he's here! The Cannibal is here!! Fans, right now, we've got an interview with DRH! Take it away Richard Throton!

*DRH sits atop a counter in the back, his legs swinging, not touching the floor. He wears a Led Zeppelin t-shirt under a black vest, and a pair of khaki shorts. Dave the Skull sits tothe right of him, and Ben The Squirrel to the left. Richard stares at the inaminate objects, with wide eyes.*

DRH: Well?

Richard: Well what?

DRH: Are you gonna interview me or not?

Richard: Yes...I was just staring at these little...guys. Why exactly do you carry them?

DRH: They walk Dick.

Richard: Excuse me? They-

DRH: Walk.

Richard: Yes...Well, uhm, what do you plan to do with Tim Haught tonight?

DRH: Have sex with him!

Richard: What!? Please, DRH, keep this-

DRH: Damnit, you're funny! I just wanted to see what you'd do! Well, I plan on breaking him arm.

Richard: You plan on breaking his arm?

DRH: Yes. Maybe his leg too.

Richard: Right or left?

DRH: Wow...Good question...Whatsay both of them?

Ricahrd: Both legs?

DRH: No, both arms. Get with the program, dude! Remember, I'm in charge now! I'll fire ya man! I ain't kidding!

Richard: You'll...fire me?

DRH: No, just kidding again! Damn, you're gulliable!

Richard: Fans, let's go back to Mike and Clint.