*Now, we are inside of a darkened portion of the arena, presumably the boiler room. A man sits alone in the corner, his head bowed between his knees. A faded Led Zeppelin t-shirt and a pair of torn-up jean shorts attire his body. The camera pand around, and we find a man's bloody body dangling lifelessly from a pine crucifix. The camera moves back around to check on the man in the corner, however, he is gone.*

*Pyro goes off inside the Body Slams Arena as the fans scream in excitment! The EGWA's offical theme music "The Zoo" by The Scorpion's begins to play as Mr. Palm, one half of the owners of the EGWA and President also, comes out to screaming fans. He gets into the ring as the crowd gets queiter.*

Mr.Palm: Welcome to "Breaking The Barrier: Screw Tradition 99!" Now, as you know this is our first Pay PPer View event. And I, along with everyone else backstage, hopes this turns out to be one hell of a Pay Per View at that! Tonight you will see the unimaginable, the most shocking, the most death defeying event in all of professional wrestling! If any of yous where at Monday event, tonight's...Well, its gonna land slide over Monday's event!

Mr. Palm: But, this is not the only thing I've come out here to say. I also have come out here to say...That Mr.Martin my business partner and friend has left the EGWA. I dont know where he is or where he's going. I was only told that I will have full control over everything that happens here in the EGWA for now on! I was told he was missing from Monday morning up until today. Don't ask me where he is I, have no idea. But, thank you for your attention...

*Mr.Palm begins leaving the ring as the lights go out aand the entire crowd become silent. And several seconds later, the lights come back on and Mr. Palm is seen laying in a pool of his own blood! A mysterious being hovers over him holding his arms out in a cruicfix. Now, DRH comes bursting out behind the curtins and the lights go out again. And now the crowd begins to scream and boo! And another several seconds later they come back on to DRH hung up in a crucifix. The lights go out again and now the crowd is in compelete silence. Several mintues later the lights come back but no one is to be seen. Except a large blood stain in the middle of the ring. As everything comes back into focus the camera focuses on Clint White and Mike Rether at the announcing booth.*

MR: WOW! What a shocking and brutal attack by that mysterious figure. But, anyhow WELCOME To "Breaking The Barrier: Screw Tradition!"

CW: And do you have any idea why DRH came out from the back and tried to attack this man?

MR: No clue?

CW: Maybe we will find out later tonight? Who knows?

MR: Maybe these two men's background with each other started even before the EGWA...

CW: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

MR: Maybe...

CW: NO!

MR: Hey, we don't wanna give the story away right here!

CW: I know! But, what a line up we have for you tonight!

MR: That's right, we having an outstanding line up for you tonight! But, what about that beating Ace took at the hands of Osaka Kurasaw and then The Great Satoshi after his interference!

CW: But, I've heard Ace is in good health and we are beining told that we have footage from earlier today of his recovery...

*The scene fades out as it opens up inside of the Reading Hospital not to far away from the EGWA Bodyslams arena. Inisde the hospital Ace Starling lays there sleeping in his hospital bed. Suddenly he wakes up slowly and as he does one of EGWA reporters walk up to him and begins to talk...*

Reporter: Hello, Ace I'm here to ask how your recoverys going?

Ace: Uhhh...wa? Ohhh...Good...I think?

Reporter: Well, the EGWA's really concerned about you and your neck. Are you feeling any pain right now at this moment?

Ace: Not sure. My body kinda feels numb. However, I do know htat those two chinkies aren't gonna keep me from entertaining the loyal Starling fans!

Reporter: Well, there's one more thing I would like to ask you before I go.

Ace: Sure, let me hear it.

Reporter: Are you a vegaterian?

Ace: What kinda question is that?

Reporter: Well, to tell you the true Ace I'm a Meat and Potatoes kinda guy! Especially when its hand carved and ready to make!

Ace: What the HELL?

*The reporter takes off his hat that's been blocking his face and he takes it off to reveal...CANNIBAL! Cannibal takes the microphone and slams it across Ace's head. As it knocks Ace out the scene fades to black with Cannibal picking him up and running with him out of the hospital...*

CW: Whoo! I wonder where Cannibal has taken Ace to?

MR: Who knows. Maybe he likes him or something?

CW: Or maybe he likes the taste of human flesh, you idiot! Cannibal's gonna kill Ace if no one helps him!

MR: Would you stop worrying! I'm sure Ace will be just fine!

CW: Are you kidding? Ace is gonna die! There's no chance he's gonna make it away from Cannibal alive!

MR: Whatever! Well, speaking of begging scared let's talk about these two guys. Osaka Kurasaw and The Great Satoshi!

CW: Yeah they're gonna do some crazy shit on tonight's boardcast!

MR: And speaking of these two guys they're coming out right now to set the tone for tonights program!

*CW:Well, what a match we are gonna have for you next. They have spilled blood over seas. And there gonna do it again tonight!

*"Kashmir" by Led Zepplien blasts over the sound system. As the fans go nuts in excitement. Osaka comes out from behind the curtins. And quickly walks to the ring. . .*

*Now, System Of A Down's "Sugar hits the sound system like a hurricane. The fans go crazy. Standing on there tippy toes. He comes out to a huge pop. He then stairs into the eyes of Osaka Kurasaw. As he gets into the ring stair each other down.*

*Bell Rings*

MR: They circle each other around the ring. And now they lock up in is which to be a great bout tonight.

CW:I would have to agree with you on that one. This will be a great match up.

MR:Now, the two are in the ring. Sotashi with a headlock applied. Osaka pushes him off. Sotashi bounces off the ropes! Osaka with a clothesline misses! He turns around Sotashi with a Taka Driver. But, Osaka escapes!

CW:Osaka with a boot to the mid section! Into a swinging DDT! Sotashi gets right back up and Osaka pushes him off the ropes again! Osaka try another clothesline. But, Sotashi catches his arm and turns it into a float over DDT!

MR:Now, Sotashi climbs the the turnbuckles with ease. And a five star frog splash. But, misses, and Now both men are getting up slowly.

CW: Osaka rolls out of the ring. He is now pulling a table out from under the ring. He slides the table. Into the ring. He sets the table up on all fours. Now, Osaka picks Sotashi up to his feet. He sets Sotashi up for a vertical suplex onto the table. But, Sotashi catches Osaka's neck and turns it into. . .

MR:Falling Neckbreaker. But, both of them go threw the table! The ref is calling for the ten count. But, both men getting up quickly to there feet. And no there both back down with a double clothes lines. Now, with the double pin 1…2…No we almost had two winners in this match up!

CW:No, this is early in this match for a winner. Now, both men are slowly getting to there feet! And Osaka with a drop kick sending Sotashi outside of the ring.

MR:Now, Sotashi is pulling a chair out from under the ring! He gets up and Osaka baseball slides into the chair nailing Sotashi straight in the face! Now, Osaka ludges at Sotashi and Sotashi tosses him over the guard rail onto the contrete. Now, Sotashi back into the ring. He climbs the top turn buckle and hits a moonsault onto Osaka from all the way from inside that ring! What elevation he got on that one!

CW:Now, Sotashi's up and he pushes one of the fans off one of there seats and takes there chair from them! And the fan is bad mouthing Sotashi. Sotashi turns around smacks the chair across the fans skull! Jesus, they really let these guys go all out huh?

MR:That’s what the EGWA's all about! Going all out! Now, he turns around towards Osaka and nails him with it also! Now, Sotashi's pulled Osaka up by his hair and he is taking Osaka towards a ledge inside the arena. Sotashi finds the steps that lead up to it. And he acsends the steps Osaka's head bouncing off of each one.

CW:Now, finally Sotashi reaches the top of the ledge. He picks Osaka up into a powerbomb postion and turns it into a running Liger bomb off the damn ledge! Somebody stop the damn match! Now, Sotashi sighles for his finisher! He does the Shinzaki off the ledge. But, Osaka moves out of the way at the last second!

MR:Now, both men are down and the ref so calling for the ten count 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…Now both of them are up again. Osaka goes for his finisher. But, Sotashi turns it into a frankensteiner! Now, both men are getting up very slowly.

CW:Now, both men are up and Osaka with a clothesline! Now, he sets Sotashi's arm up inside the chair that was used on a fan earlier tonight. Now, Osaka climbs up the stairs once more. This time not beginning dragged. He reaches the top. And he leaps up in the air as far up as possibly! And lands right on the arm of Sotashi inside that folding chair!

MR:Sotashi grabs his arm in pain! And Osaka lays on the ground nearly knock out from the impact! Sotashi is the first up. Now, Osaka and Osaka goes right back down from a superkick from Sotashi!

CW:Now, Sotashi hes leaped up on the guard railing and executes a 450 off the guard rail. What a great show of Atheltisum! These two really know how to put on a show!

MR:Now, Sotashi has applied a elevated half crab onto Osaka Kurasaw! The ref lefts his arm once, twice No not thrice! But, Twice!

CW:Hahahaha you crack me up man!

MR:Im glad I ammuse you! Now, would you do your job and do some commentating!

CW:Sotashi lets go of the elevated half crab! Now, Sotashi comes back with a beast choker. Osaka isnt giving up that easily! Osaka reaches back and pokes the eye of Sotashi!

MR: Now, Osaka's up to his feet and he puts Sotashi down with a drop toe hold! Now he picks Sotashi back and back down a reverse DDT! Now, back up again and this time he irish whips him . No, Sotashi counters with a double irish whip into the guard rail! Now, Sotashi runs at his opponant and Osaka lifts him over the guard rail. Now, Sotashi quickly turns around leaps up on the guard rail and frankensteins Osaka over it!

CW: Now, Sotashi goes for Osaka leg. But, Osaka kicks him in the face with a his foot. And, Sotashi is sent right back over the same guard rail. Now, Osaka is up again. And he runs and leaps over the large guard rail hitting a cross body block! Cover 1…2….No not close enough there!

MR:Now, Sotashi rolls him over into a counter 1…2…No not enough! Now, osaka flips him over again into a pin 1…2…No, damn! And now another counter into a pin 1…2…Nope and now the two break up the hold!

CW: And Sotashi with a reverse Bulldog onto the contrete! Now, Sotashi has him up again! Now, there backstage! No, my GOD Sotashi just went threw that glass door!

MR:Someone stop the damn match!

CW: Now, Sotashi stabs Osaka in the leg with a piece of glass! Jesus when does it end? Now, there outside of the arena! Sotashi slams Osaka's head off that dumpster! Now, agarbage can across Osaka's skull! Now, what? He executes a double underhook kneeling piledriver!

MR:Jesus, hes not letting up! Now, Sotashi finds a box of 24 watt light bulbs inside of a few boxes that where laying outside of the arena! And he smashes it across Osaka's skull! Now, he emptys out all the broken glass out on the city street! Now, drags Osaka up a few crates and into that large dumpster! Now, hes walking towards the edge of the dumpster!

CW:Now, he executes. . .

MR:NO. . .

CW:A Tiger Driver 91 off that dumpster into that broken glass!

MR:Someone tell these two guys to knock it off! One of thems gonna die if they keep going like this!

CW:Cover this is. But, what a tremendous match it was. . .1….2….What the hell? A kick out after two almost the three there. But, Osaka wouldn’t stay down *

MR:Now, both men are getting up slowly Osaka into a small oackage 1...2...No kick out! Now, Sotashi trys a short powerbomb. But, Osaka turns it into The Rikidozan! Thats it he has it! 1...2.....No, No kick out by Sotashi! He has Sotashi up again and deleivers another Rikidozan! GOD two Rikidozan thats gotta be it what a match! 1...2.......NO, NO,NO, NO!!!!! Sotashi isnt giving up!

CW:Now, Osaka picks Sotashi up and Sotashi counters with a jawbreaker! Osakas down now Sotashi is back on top of that dumpster! He does the Shinzaki and MISSES! Now, Osaka's up and down with a Mantis Driver! Thats all 1...2...3....

CW:Holy Mother Of GOD! What a damn match! Well, my dear son will definatly set the tone for the rest of the EGWA's P-P-V! But, right now one of are head reporters Richard Thorton is backstage with Lunatic! So lets take it away Dick!

*Scene fades out of the arena and scene back in backstage of the arena where Richard Thorton and Lunatic stand by. . .*

Thorton: Well, welcome Lunatic i've brought you here to ask a few questions about your up coming match with Cannibal. And how do you feel going into this match?

Lunatic:Well, you havent welcome anybody! Now Shut Up! Im doing the interview now! And you ask me how I feel? I feel aderenlin running threw my body. My body is tense and im 199% ready for tonights match with Cannibal! And well I feel pretty damn good about the main event also! But, on Monday I taught cannibal a leason not to FUCK with me! Cannibal you want to be the big man coming out and saying how everyone kept you away from me! And how you never got a chance at ever?! Well, your gonna get your chance and all the games will END once I end you and your career!

*Now, out of the background Cannibal knocks a big linked up chained cage! As cannibal knocks it down Lunatic gets stuck underneath it as Cannibal smashes a big trash can over Lunatic's traped body! The scene fades out with the EGWA officals coming out and dragging Cannibal away from Lunatic. . .*

MR: What a brutily attack by Cannibal!

CW:I guess Cannibal got him back from Monday and that whole crate thing? Huh?

MR:I guess so? But they also have a match later tonight.

CW: But, what about this match coming up next the double ring steel cage match?

MR:What about it?

CW:Its next baby! Lets get this show on the road!. . .

*All four men are in the ring as the bell rings with the cage lowered.*

MR: Well, we are under way and what the HELL is this Mark Anderson, Joey Budofuco, and Jimmy Valentine are all beating on Hardcore Jay! Whats the meaning of this? This is a mugging!

CW:Someone stop them!

*The lights go out and "Bind" By KoRn begins to play as the lights come back on a man with his head lowered is seen standing at the top of the aisle. The man then slowly tilts his head up to reveal him to be. . .*

MR:Its Hardcore Jones from the OWA!!!

CW:Hes now running to the add of Hardcore Jay!!! Hes climbing over the steel cage! hes in the ring now! Mark goes for a clothesline but misses as Hardcore unloads a spinning HEEL kick onto Mark! Now, Jimmys charging after Jones. But, gets knocked down with a clothesline by Hardcore Jones! Now, its Joeys turns and he gets a big boot to the head for his troubles!

MR: Now, Marks back! But, goes down again by a superkick from Hardcore Jones! Now, Hardcore Jay's up to his feet! Now, Jay kicks Joey in the mid section and powerbombs him back down!

CW: Now, Hardcore Jones has Jimmy setup for a vertical suplex and he dumps him into a inverted DDT! WOW! I think I heard Jimmy's neck snap on that one! Now, Jay has Mark setup for the Hardcore Drop! But, wait here comes Joey again! And Joey hits a nice neckbreaker! Now, wait Mark's up and wait a second he hits the Burning Flame on Joey and now Joey's out! Wait now Hardcore Jay's pulling a pair of hand cuffs out of his shorts and hes handed cuffed Mark Anderson to the cage!

CW:Now, Hardcore Jones and Hardcore Jay are climbing the cage. And out of the cage. . .Hardcore Jones and Hardcore Jay have won the EGWA Tag Team Championship's! MR:What a match that was! And the debut of Hardcore Jones!

CW:Ill tell you what! The EGWA is getting hotter and hotter every day with new talent.

MR:Your right about that I wouldnt be suprised if someone else new showed up tonight.

CW:And speaking of talent I have been given word that a former actor is in the EGWA at this very moment!

MR:WOW! This night is getting more exciting by the mintue!

CW:Wait! Now, i've been given word that this former actor is coming out right now! Well, with out futher adue. . .

*The lights dim and out walks a short black man holding a microphone. The man gets in the ring as the lights come back on. . .*

MR:Oh my GOD. . .

CW:Its Gary Coleman I cant believe its Gary Coleman!!!

MR:I now I cant believe it also!

Gary Coleman:Welcome EGWA fans to there first ever EGWA Pay Per View! I've came out here to wish you's all a exciting evening and to have fun tonight! remember dont do this at home! Well, thats about it! So I guess ill be goning on my way now Good night!

*Sudden the lights go out and back on to only find LBC in the ring with Gary Coleman. . .*

MR: Jesus, LBC just took that microphone away from Gary Coleman! And now hes jamming it down gary's throat! I dont think Gary can breath?

CW: What the HELL does LBC think hes doing?

MR: I dont know but hes one sick twisted fucker!

CW: Ill say! Now hes just leaving the ring! What was the meaning of that?

MR: I have no idea! But, now the EMT's are out here and there now taking Gary out on a strecher and they have him on breathing support!

CW: Well that was just shocking! I cant believe my own eyes! Why would LBC just attack him like that?

MR: But, guess what we have next? We have are Lord Of The Dance's match next thats what! Well, it's time for the match and where gonna merge the THREE titles! They will create one great title. The Triple Entente title!M

CW: Yes…And it will be between three great champions!

MR: That it will, as this match will have the ICWF Hardcore Champion DRH, the last ever USOW Hardcore Champion LBC, and the newly crowned EGWA TELEVISION Champion! The Genesis

CW: Speaking of the three…I have just received footage of something that happened between the three champions earlier! Let’s take a look…

*Scene opens to the back. Genesis is taping up in his personal locker-room, sitting on a bench. DRH runs in and jumps Genesis! He leaves the room and returns with his Cart O’ Pain. He rams Genesis into the chest with the cart. He pulls out a fence of barbwire wrapped up. He wraps it all around the whole body of Genesis, and throws him straight into a locker. Genesis is bleeding like crazy on the ground and DRH grabs a chair, and hits him a couple times, leaving a pool of blood with him. DRH begins to leave with he turns around to the door and is met by LBC. He delivers the Wipe-Out Powerbomb to DRH onto his Cart O’ Pain. Then leaves*

MR: Wow! These three are ready to really go at it! LBC got the last laugh there, lets see if he will in this contest for the Triple Entete title!

CW: Yes, and here comes LBC!

*Fireworks blast off. ”Genocide” by The Offspring plays over the P.A. system and LBC walks down to the ring with a cookie sheet and bedpan. Now Genesis’s music starts and he limps to the ring, his face badly bloody. They exchange punches like crazy. All of a sudden “Head Like a Hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays and DRH runs to the ring pushes the cart of pain!*

MR: I see…a toaster, a croquet set, vice-grip pliers, a mason jar of spiders, a metal baseball bat, and, A VIBRATOR?!?

CW: Wait, there’s also…Two chairs, a trash can, a mini-cooler, a metal pale, the barbwire seen earlier, a cover of a computer, and a hard-book cover of War and Peace!!!!

MR: DRH slides into the ring with the toaster! He nails Genesis! He nails LBC! He goes up top…Jumping Tornado DDT onto LBC! DRH begins to climb the ladder! He’s cut short by Genesis! DRH falls all the way out of the ring and into the guardrail! OUUUCH!!! Genesis now climbs the ladder! He’s almost there! Almost there! He’s at the top! Wait! From the outside! DRH threw the book and it nailed Genesis!

CW: Genesis falls out and lands right next to DRH! LBC is up! He’s climbing up the ladder! Halfway there! DRH rushes to the ring! He’s got the jar of Spiders! He throws them up as he’s almost at the top and the jar breaks at the top of the ladder! DRH falls backwardsa! LBC laughs and continues climbing! Oh my god!

MR: There are spiders all over LBC! They’re biting him! LBC is pure pale! HE passes out and falls off the ladder! LBC may be dead!

CW: Genesis slides into the ring with the pliers that DRH brought! Ohhh! He’s got DRH in a bad way! DRH is receiving testicular torment!

MR: Oh my god that must hurt! He releases his grips and nails DRH with the vice-grips! He grabs the bedpan LBC had! Oh my god! He’s taking a piss in it! He’s climbing the ladder with it! He sets it behind him! That’s a smart strategy!

CW: Yeah, but it’s strange, and sick…I think I’m gonna hurl from the smell…Genesis is at the top! Wait! DRH Is in the ring with a metal bat! He swings and hits the bedpan! It nails genesis! Genesis has his piss all over himself!

MR: This is sick! DRH Has two of the ladders now! He’s setting them up! He grabs Genesis! He’s on top of one and Genesis on another! Wait! LBC is climbing the third ladder! He’s gonna reach the belt! DRH has the vibrator though! He shoots a white liquid out of it into LBC’s face! He kicks LBC in the gut! He powerbombs LBC into the top of LBC’s ladder! LBC’S LADDER KNOCKED OVER GENESIS’ LADDER AND BOTH MEN GOING FLYING INTO THE CROWD!

CW: DRH grabs the title! He’s got the title! DRH wins! He wins! Whatta bloody match!

MR: What a bloody match indeed! What a bizarre and twisted match that was!

CW:But, I guess we will have to go right into are next match which is taking place all the way out in Three River Stadium! Where Lunatic and Cannibal will fight in a match called Halftime Hell! So lets gets down there!

CW: Now we are going to be taken live to Three Rivers Stadium all the way in Pittsburgh, PA. Where one of the most hardcore matches known to man is going to take place, it is called Halftime Hell. Ok now we are there live and Lunatic has a black trench coat over him and he is standing on the fifty yard line by himself. He has a black baseball bat in his hands and he is looking around to find the Cannibal.

MR: What the hell??!! All the lights in Three Rivers just went out, it must be completely dark in there!!! Finally the lights come back on and, my God, Ace Starling's body is hanging from the field goal posts!!!! He is mutilated, he looks like he has been run over by a car or something!!! Oh my, from the entrance way you can hear beeping, and the Cannibal is driving a 4X4 into Three Rivers Stadium!!!! Lunatic turns around and the Cannibal hits him and the Lunatic goes falling over the hood about 30 feet into the air and hits the ground hard!!!!

CW: My god this Cannibal character is really sick. He jumps out of the car and goes over toward the Lunatic and stands over him. He taunts him a little bit and is booting him right in the ribs like a field goal kicker. He picks up and rolls him onto the hood of the car. He puts him between his legs and piledrives him onto the hood!!!! Lunatic's head just put a huge dent into that car. The Cannibal rolls him onto the turf and makes the cover 1…..2….. and no a kick out by the Lunatic!!!

MR: Now the Cannibal takes the baseball bat that was in the hands of the Lunatic, as he is getting back to his feet. He comes charging toward him and the Lunatic back body drops him over the railing and into the empty stands!!!! The Lunatic climbs up the rail and somehow keeps his balance and leaps and executes a huge splash on the Cannibal as they fall onto the concrete stairs in the aisle way. Now the Lunatic whips the Cannibal back over the rail and onto the field while favoring his shoulder which he injured when he was run over by the Cannibal.

CW: Now both men are going at it on the field and the Cannibal picks up the Lunatic and a rib breaker over his knee. He brings the Lunatic with him, into the Steeler's locker room!!!! They get inside and the Cannibal smashes the Lunatic's head into the locker three times ad then throws him through a glass window into the coaches room!!!! He sets inside the room with the Lunatic laying onto of his desk and starts punching him in his favored shoulder. But the Lunatic finds a pen on his desk and stabs the Cannibal with it is his arm which stuns him for a few seconds. Then the Lunatic picks him up and a front face double underhook powerbomb through the coaches desk!!!!! The Lunatic makes the cover 1….2…. and another kick out, man this match is back and fourth.

MR: That is true, both men are getting some great offensive moves in here!!! Now the Lunatic has the Cannibal drapped over his shoulder and he exits the locker room and as he heads back out to the field he smashes the Cannibal's head against the cement wall a few times. He brings him out to the field and as he trys to set the Cannibal down, he low blows the Lunatic and picks him up, and he gives him the Man Eater!!!! This match is over folks!!!!!! But what the hell, the Cannibal isn't going for the cover!!! He goes over to the electrical area on the sidelines and he gets some of the huge speakers and electrical wire and piles it up on each other. He lays the Lunatic on top of it and puts some scrap metal on top of him. The Cannibal climbs up the other field goal post and he gets up to the top of it. He leaps off and hits the Lunatic with the scrap metal on him and a explosion is heard as both of them get electrocuted!!!!

CW: Are they dead yet??!! They have now been electrocuted, they can't get up from that!! But it looks like they are both getting up but the Lunatic is up first!!! He goes to the top of the stadium with the Cannibal not far behind him. I think the Lunatic has taken enough because he is climbing the light pole trying to get away from him. But the Cannibal opens a tool truck next to him and he pulls out a huge chainsaw!!!! He starts it up and starts cutting down the light post!!!! He did it, the post is falling down and it smashes onto the field and as it does, the Lunatic falls off and lands on a proximity mine!!!!! It exploded in his face, he must be hurt badly!!!

MR: Of course he is hurt badly, both men are!!!! Now some of the pole hasn't fallen yet and finally but it does but it lands right on the head of the Cannibal and he is out cold!!!! Both him and the Lunatic are out and are 100 yards away from each other. After a minute or two, the Lunatic gets back to his feet and he slowly cklimbs up the stairs of the stands and makes his way up to the top where the Cannibal is starting to get up. They meet each other and now they both are starting to brawl. The Cannibal throws the Lunatic up onto the edge where the light did stand. Both men are exchanging lefts and rights and are about 2 inches from falling 100 feet!!!! The Lunatic is losing his balance and he is falling, but wait he trys to hold on the Cannibal to keep his balance, but instead he pulls the Cannibal with him!!!!

CW: My god they are falling, falling, and hit!!!! They just fell 100 feet onto the Steelers team bus, now I'm serious, they are dead, no one can stand falling 100 feet and on top of that landing on a bus!!!! But wait, the Lunatic is moving his hand and he puts it on the Cannibal's chest, he has a cover!!!! 1...2...3...!!!!!!! The Lunatic wins!!!! The Lunatic wins!!!!! What a hell of a match, that is the most hardcore match I have ever seen in my life!!!!

MR:Wha... there is no GOD!

CW:I know that was the most ungodly thing ive ever seen in my life!

MR:But, the show must go on and heres the moment you've all been waiting for the Triple-Sky-High-Death-Match! But, not just yet! Lunatic and Cannibal have to come back from ther bout at Three River Staduim! So, I guess we just sit here and wait?

CW: I guess so. . .

MR:So. . .

CW:Well. . .

MR:Oh GOD we dont know what to say! Damnit! Wait what the heck?

*The lights go out and the samn dark figure that was out here eariler is out here again dragging Mayhem behind him and another figure holding a human sized cross. The men get into the ring as the lights get even darker till you can no longer see. . .*

CW:The lights are back on finally. . .Wait what? Mayhem is hanged up there on that cross? Now, the man shouts out "As Real Life As In Dreams Not All Things Are As they Seem." What could that mean?

MR: I have no clue?

CW:Ditto

*The lights go out again and back on to find none of the men nowhere to be seen.*

MR: Well, ive seen alot of shocking stuff tonight but thats a first!

CW:Well, put and guess what?

MR:What?

CW:Cannibal and Lunatic are in the arena as we speak!

MR:Really?

CW:Yes!

MR:Oh! I guess we will have to cut to a video package as the men and wrestler get set!. . .

*The scene cuts to a video package of EGWA's first ever event EGWA Monday Night. The video shows Genesis, and Matt Reed going on to the finals of the TV title tourament. And DRH beating Hardcore Jay! And LBC beating up Ray Charles. As the videos cuts back to the arena where Mike Rether and Clint White sit.* CW:Well, its go time and the entire EGWA roster is in the three rings. Weapons are scattered all over the ring. And the rings are raising all the way up 20 feet!

MR: What the HELL? What the HELL is Dead Rock doing?

CW: Hes climbed the tob turnbuckle! Hes gonna try and attack someone off the the top turn buckle?

MR: What the HELL is he thinking?

CW: Wait Cannibal's grabbed him by his throat and hes tossed Dead Rock off the Ring! Into the crowd of fans down below!

MR: My GOD!

CW: Jesus, only a few mintues into this match and someone almost died!

MR: WOW! Well, back to the action! Mark Anderson is attacking Genesis in the corner of the ring! Now, Overdose is over and smacks a chair over Mark Anderson's back! Now, Hardcore Jay low blows Overdose! He takes the chair away from him and smacks it over Overdose's head and now Mark Anderson's! He throws Mark threw rope off the ring!

CW: Damn already two people are out and theres lots more action left! Now, Jay sets the chair up and he picks Overdose up and down threw that chair with a seating powerbomb! Hot damn! Hardcore jay's really tearing up the competition right now! But, Now, Soulja is attacking Hardcore Jay! Hes trying to put Jay over the ropes out of that ring. But, Hardcore Jay is resisting!

MR: Now, Overdose has a hammer and he cracks out over Soulja's head! Now, Overdose tosses him of the side! Soulja's out what a damn match so far! Overdose is hanging over the edge! Now, Hardcore Jay rams him off the ring! Damn people are dropping like flys in this match! No, ones gonna make it outta here alive!

CW: Now, on the in the other ring Tank is beating on Casino Jack with the tip of his boot! Casino Jack's ribs must be broken by now! Good Lord! Now, hes choking him with his foot! Casino's face is turning blue from the lack of oxygen! Now, Jimmy Valentine from behind with a piece of 4 by 4 piece of lumber! Now, wait heres Joey Budofuco from behind with a fish bowl. ###### thats shattered over Jimmy Valentines head and now Matt reeds over and he knock both of men out of the ring!

MR: Two for price of one!

CW: Your a real funny guy!

MR: Well, thanks I always knew I was!

CW: Good for you!

MR: Now, Matt stabs Tank chest with a piece of that broken glass! Now, hes picking him and Tanks out! With that piece of glass sticking out of his chest! Now, Matt's charging at Casino Jack! He spears him, but Jack moves! Oh my God, Reed's shoulder muct be seperated! Jack grabs Matt, and then pulls him up for the Black Jack! Wait, Matt reverses it, and hits a powerbomb over the top rope, through a table! Sweet merciful Jesus!

CW: Matt looks injured! Jay runs at him with a chair, and then slams him across the head! He sets the chair up, and then picks Matt up! Shoulderbreaker into the seat of that chair! Matt's shoulder must be broken! Jay picks him, and then hits the Hardcore Drop onto that chair! Damn, he's tosses Matt Reed over the top rope now!

MR: Jay looks hot!

CW: Are you coming onto him?

MR: No...Of course not! Shut the Hell up, you ######!

CW: Anyway, now we're down to eight men! Only Lunatic, The Cannibal, Hardcore Jay, DRH, Osaka Kurasaw, The Great Sotashi, Genesis and Sean Steele remain!

MR: Well, the odds-on favorite at this point must be the red-hot Hardcore Jay!

CW: You better hope to God Cannibal didn't hear that!

MR: Keep your mouth shut! Wait, Jay charges at the turned-around Sean Steel, and hits a reverse DDT! Jay stands over him, and then nails a legdrop!

*Suddenly, a rift seperates in the crowd, and two men make their way through the crowd. One is the man who cruxified the three men earlier. They sit down in two empty first-row seats, and stare up at the battle above.*

MR: One of them is Jonas Testament! And...the other is...Rain, from USOW?! What in the name of God?

CW: DRH seems distracted now! He's looking down at Testament, and now Lunatic connects with a lowblow! He turns DRH around, and then hits a clothesline, sending him to the mat! Osaka Kurasaw is on the top rope, and he dives at Kunatic with a dropkick! He rolls him over, but Sotashi kicks Osaka as he tries for a half-crab! Now, Sotashi pulls up Osaka, and then hits a hopping superkick! What a move!

MR: In the other ring, Steele and Hardcore Jay are still battling! Wait, from behind, Genesis sidekicks Sean in the head! Now, a brutal doubleteam by Genesis and Jay! Cannibal joins in, and we've got a gang bang!

CW: What the bloody Hell? Do you know what you just said!?

MR: What?

CW: Forget it! Genesis turns on Cannibal, and then starts to kick at the monster! Cannibal merely hits aside the body of Genesis, and then picks him up for a throat toss! No, he drops him into a tigerbomb! Jay waits for Cannibal to get up, and then he and Steele attack Canny!

MR: Anarchy! In the other ring, Osaka and Sotashi have made their ways to one of the bridges connecting the rings! They're really just brawling now! Wait, a eye gouge by Sotashi, and now he sets him up for a powerbomb! Wait, he flips over with him, and hits a Mantis Driver!

*Suddenly, the supports on the bridge give way, and the entire scaffold rips out.*

CW: Mother######! They just went through that piece of steel, fell fifteen feet, and then crashed through a table at ringside! My sweet Jesus, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen!!!!!

MR: Both of them men are eliminated!!! We're down to six! DRH stops and watches as the two men fall to ringside, and now Cannibal shoves him over the top rope! DRH is out!!! However, he seems to be knocked out! He's left at ringside!

CW: Genesis is fighting with Hardcore Jay and Steele, and now Lunatic sees that Cannibal is the only one left in the ring! He runs at Cannibal with a clothesline! Now, he searches for a weapon, and finds a chair! He knocks Cannibal to the ground, and then grabs a television set! He sets it on top of Cannibal's head, and then smacks the tv with a chair! Oh my God, that screen exploded in Cannibal's face!!!

MR: Genesis and Jay are doubelteaming Steele and they hit a double suplex! Genesis climbs to the top rope, and hits an Alpha Counter!!! He kicks Steele under the bottom rope, and Steele plunges down to a wooden park bench at ringside! My God!!!!!

CW: Hardcore Jay hits a Hardcore Drop on Genesis, and then reaches into his tights! He pulls out a roll of duct tape, and then grabs two steel chairs! He sets them on opposite sides of Genesis' head, and then winds the tape around themn! He's sadnwiching Genesis' head in between two unforgiving steel chairs!! Isn't that enough steele in the ring!? And out of the ring!? Ha!

MR: If Sean heard that, he'll KILL you!

CW: Jesus! You're right! Help!

MR: Well, now Hardcore Jay has picked up a shopping cart above his head, and he drops it on Genesis' head!!!!!! My God, he might've caved in Genesis' skul!!!!! He rolls the cart back and forth over Genesis' bloody head, and then picks up Genesis!! He hits another Hardcore Drop, only this time through the side of that shopping cart!!! He kicks Genesis under the bottom rope, and Genesis is eliminated!!!!

CW: Would you want a dirst, drunken hobo as your champion!? Go Jay!

MR: He looks kinda wary of Cannibal and Lunatic!! These two battled in that insane "Halftime Hell" matchup earlier, and now they're two of the final three in the ring! What resiliance!

CW: Jay runs at Lunatic, but he's met with a boot to the face! He grabs a table, and then sets it up in the corner! ENDGAME! ENDGAME! ENDGAME through that table!!! Now, Jay is out, but Luatic isn't trying to elimimate him! WHY!?

MR: He grabs Cannibal, and then hits the Endgame on him! Cannibal must be out now! He pulls up Cannibal over his shoulder, and looks to be trying to dump him over the top!

CW: Jay is up! Hardcore pulls down Cannibal from his shoulders, and then kicks Lunatic! Luny shrugs it off, and then grabd Jay's hair and tosses him over the top!! The dark horse in this battle, Jay, has been eliminated!!!

MR: Now, Cannibal is still out from the result of that Endgame! Lunatic goes to one of the middle bridges, and finds a ladder! He beat mercilessly on Cannibal earlier, and now he's gonna do so again!

CW: He sets that ladder up, and Cannibal runs at him with a crowbar! He hits Luny across the head, and then licks the blood off of the steel rod!! What a sick freak!!

MR: Man, he is! He goes to the top of that ladder, looking for a high risk move! Wait, Lunatic punches Canny, and then hits him with a steel chair! Cannibal fell from the top of that ladder!

CW: Lunatic pulls up Cannibal, and then kicks him to the gut, followed up by a DDT! Luny grabs a cinder block, and then sets it on Cannibal's stomach. He picks up that ladder, and then drives it down onto the cinder block!! Damn, he split it in half!

MR: Now, Lunatic grabs two chairs, and sets them up opposite one another! He goes back to the bridge, and finds a glass window pane! He sets it across the chairs, forming, I guess, a table!

CW: What's he gonna do!? He pulls up Cannibal, and then sets him up for a piledriver through the glass window pane!! Oh Jesus, this'll kill him, but good! Wait, Cannibal reverses it, and hits a back bodydrop through ths glass!!!!!!!! Ah, there's splinters of wood and shards of glass sticking out of Lunatic!!!!! This is the evolution of hardcore, folks!! What else can these men do!?

MR: Cannibal grabs Lunatic, and looks to be tossinf him over the top rope! Wait, he stops, and waits. OH MY GOD!!!!!!! HE BIT OFF A HUNK OF LUNATIC'S NOSE!!!!!!! Jesus, he spit it into the crowd!!!!!!!

CW: Now, a big boot by Cannibal! Lunatic goes over the top rope!! Cannibal is the first-ever EGWA World Heavyweight champion!!!!!

MR: Dear Lord, what mayhem!!!!

*The camera quickly switches to a shot where we see DRH and Genesis passed out at righside. Suddenly, the lights dim out, and a dark figure dashes out the back. The lights come back up, and we see him standing over top of Genesis. He kicks him once in the ribs, and then laughs. He sets up a near-by table, and rolls Genesis on top of it.*

MR: What is this all about? That man gets up with Genesis, and then picks him up for a vertical suplex! Wait, he dros Genesis into a tigerbomb, though that table!! Genesis must be so close to death now!

CW: Testament and Rain hop over the top rope, and then stand over top of DRH. Testament chuckles, and then lifts DRH over his shoulders. The two men are leaving with the Triple Entente champion!

*The shot switches to the broadcast table, where we see Clint White and Mike Rether staring at the monitors, watching the events unfold. They are in total amd utter disbelife.*

Mike: Well, folks, tonight has been perhaps the most unpredictable night in professional wrestling history! We saw the crowning of the Tag Team champions, we saw a man eaten on television, and we saw the most insane spectacle in wrestling, the "Triple Ring Sky High Death Match!" What happens next?!

Clint: Who knows?

Mike: Well, on behalf of Clint White, I'm Mike Rether, saying good night to all of you!! See you on Monday!