The Quote Book!

So...you are probably wondering what is this "Quote Book"? Well, to explain, my friends and I are always saying stuff that we found absolutely halarious and things that we think are "quoteable" and, or course, we never want to forget such fond memories, so here they are..,

"Michael, I'm in here!"
-Krista

"She doesn't have the proper equipment."
"It's in her car."
-Jason and Michael

"...Ghetto kids..."
-Joe's Mom

"These things are sure hard to blow"
-Emily

"He isn't the most masculine creature in the world."
-Krista

"Is that a black person."
-Michael

"There's the Lonestar, a nice manly place to eat. We can throw our peanuts on the floor"
"Then we can go to JoAnn Fabrics"
-Jason and Michael

"Is it bigger than three fingers?"
-Emily

*Cher's new song comes on*
"Oh, I love this song!"
"You would"
"Bitch"
-Joe and Emily

"Will you all please ejaculate on me so I can rub it all over myself?"
-Emily

"Michael you missed your calling, you should have been a rap star. You could have been called VI2"
"I could be called Skittles...Taste the Rainbow"
-Rachel and Michael

"Oh yeah oh yeah I'm coming right there.."
-Name withheld

"Joe get some napkins"
-Everyone but Joe

"JFCGDMF!!!"
-Everyone

"Penis...Penis"
-Everyone