While Erin was in the shower, I took the liberty to do something for YOU . The fans. Erin's adoring minions. I figured, what time is better than now? So here, for your viewing pleasure is the first official interview. Hello?
What do you want you sick perverted freak of nature who is not fit enough to lick my ass?
I just want to do an interview with you for only the most visited and loved site on the WWW.
Oh, well in that case, I will allow you to bother me. Ask away, demon spawn
Thank You. What, as a professional, do you endorse?
Herbal Essence, OH YES!, and Jenna Jamison and Ron Jeremy Adult Films. (Rated XXX. Keep away from small children and those who have bad hearts.)
How many things are possible with Rubber?
I don't know. Why would you ask me? Did I say that Mr. Flatley is made of rubber? No I did not.
What do you want the horny ballerina males to know about you?
I am TAKEN. .:Gurgle, gurgle:. His name is Jay and YES he does bear a slight resemblance to Satan.
Have you ever been on Jerry Springer?
I rue the day I slept with Mr. Flatley's golden retriever.
STOP SPLASHING ME, JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL FAMOUS AND PEOPLE LIKE TO DO STUFF FOR YOU DOESN"T MEAN THAT YOU CAN SPLASH THOSE WHO SMELL FUNNY AND LOOK LIKE ELVES
So, anything else?
Sorry, but I'm spent
And that is when her body guards threw me out of the bathroom.
...And I Learned to dance at HARVARD. And I'm originally from Sassmansville. Muauaahaah. Actually yes...
Ok. Settle down midget. So, ok. I can't take this anymore.
