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My Shitty Page

Bored?

This site is not intended for the simple minded and immature.If there is any material on here that you find offensive..well...i'll just have to put more of it up.

"Oh, a cheese is a person in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood..." - Ben Stiller

If you're still here..that means you haven't been scared away...yet. I just want to say..

HI MOM!

No,to my friends who read this site (all 4 of you!) i just want to say hi. And yes, i am the loser you always thought i was!

-More about me: I live in a little crap crack house in Frederick, Pa.(that's south east, PA)Only the best of cow tippers DARE come here! It's boring. We have:

-trees-

-dirt-

-and cows-

-Our past time is left handed chicken tossing. (You need special gloves to do that!)

The Official #1 Body parts are (drumroll please)

NIPPLES!

Why, you ask? EVERYONE HAS THEM!

*** UPDATE ***

I am the NEW reigning shoe kicking champion.

OK. That's about it.

Wait. Please make sure that you visit Tina. She gets kind of lonely when she doesnt get visitors, and that results in hostility.

****One side note here...i am not responsible for paying for any therapy you need after viewing my site. That is your own responsibility.****

So, you want to know what the weather's like in hell? I mean, if you're at my site, you might as well reserve a motel in hell or something, cuz you'll end up there sooner or later! If so, Click here!

If you like horoscopes, you can Click here!

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Are you an 80's child? Were you old in the 80's and still enjoyed every freakin' second of it? Well, as we all know, the 80's was a great era of big hair, stylin' clothes, and just all kinda of crazy shit. So here is a site that will recognize some of the Movies, Music, and TV shows, that we all....sadly...remember.

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horoscopes
You didnt seem to like the other one, so here's a new board :(
Polls
The few who i do not hate
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Erin and Krysta's School of Dance
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