Pics Of Us...And Stuff?
Well most of these pics so far are of Laura, but that's cuz Jamie is too much of a chicken to give Schenely HER pics, because she can't find suitable ones. So anyway here they are.
School Band
This is from a school band trip last year. I cut Abe Lincoln out of the picture because his head was cut off in the picture anyway. I'm not in the pic because I wasn't IN band in Junior High because I thought I would have Miss Couch for a teacher, but instead she got married and was on sebaticle, so I would've had a COOL teacher, but no, I couldn't join then. So anyway, from left to right:
Front Row: Sara Byron [don't call her By], Adam Butler [Stewey], Kylie Wood [messy haired]
Back Row: Marie Mondock [same initials as Marilyn Manson], Laura Gilham [the whore], Amanda Turner [Tiny Trigger], Rebekah Fugate [with longer hair!], Rachael Williams [queen of dots]
Goat
This is Brandon "Goat" Vaughn. He used to go to our school but he moved a few monthes ago to Phillie. Goat is sooooo funny!! Him and Laura always got in trouble in English in 8th and 9th grade. He may look ummmmm...not right but that's cause he took this picture himself. Goat is truly unique. He plays the guitar and worships Kurt Cobain just like us so he's cool!!! Well ok he's probably a geek since he left Laura.
Ape Rape
This is Laura being strangled by an ape at a fireworks shop. Of course, I wasn't there, so I don't know the whole story behind this little episode, but I'll make one up. See, Laura was walking around one day, and she saw this big apish gorilla thingy walking around, and she was stoned, so she said "Hey, George, wow you've grown. Did you dye your fur?" and the ape grabbed her and started to choke her and was just about to shove a big firework up Laura's...well...you-know...when suddenly Superdave came to her rescue! Yup, that's the story.
Playing Dress-Up
Sometimes...Laura gets dressed up. It's scary, but it still happens every once in a while. If you see this lurking around your town, be sure to toss her a quarter and show her a good time! Giggles!
Sports
Among many of the interesting, normal, wholesome, athletic activities that Laura does and Jamie doesn't do is golf. Here you see her with really frizzy hair, which I think is cool, because I don't have adorable curls like Laura and I would deal with the frizzies if I could have the curls, because then I'd be copying somebody else's hairdo and that would make me cool.
Also among these sports-related activities is softball. This is Laura's softball picture, in which she looks really weird because her skin is very very pale and it looks like she's wearing red lipstick. We both find this extremely weird, but then again we find the fact that we have five fingers odd as well, so who knows whether it really is strange or perfectly normal? Who cares, anyway? We aren't even normal. So anyway, this is Laura's softball picture, she's showing off her legs in those tight icky lil softball pants, GROSS! But hey,look she has Binary11's #!!