FAQ
1: Hey, why doesn't Saturday in a Jar play more live shows?
A: Well, it's said best like this. Why do pigs not fly? Why is the sky not falling? Why does Santa Claus not kick the habit and buy some slim fast? Why is David Hasselhoff not a straight man? Because they are not. 'Nuff said.
2: Yo SATJAWR! Why do u guyies sukk sooo muuch?
A: Well, if you believe strongly in your illiterate little heart that we suck, then why are you even wasting your time telling us? Why not brighten the world with your cheerful grammatical masterpieces, and tell someone that gives two shits. Try finding hobby, perhaps take some spelling lessons?
3: Hey guys, I was just wondering what exactly is up with those kids at Collenbrook?
A: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a condition which affects a handful of children born of mothers under the influence of alcohol. Sadly, this condition is becoming a widespread defficiency in the United States. Such symptoms are: unnatural or mutated facial apearance or structure, lower standard of intelligence quotient (IQ), and the tendency to dance around like complete jackasses.
4: Jesse! Dude, I just paid two bucks for a CD from you, and now I see that you gave one to her for FREE! What gives with that, man?
A: Awwwww jeez... I'm... so... sorry. Did you also complain like this to the tooth fairy when you only got a quarter?
5: Hey guys, I miss you practicing over here. My kids... they like the music. They don't throw as many screwdrivers when you're here. So is "Angel in the Making" about my dead dog???
A: No.
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