I was checked in by 4, put the sign on the door, Looked out the window of the 17th floor. Yelled to the city that knows me by name, and all the bad things that I do. I shed 5 bitter tears into 5 bitter beers, Looked at my watch, and said "where have the years gone? I'm wasting away like a castle of clay, thats slowly crumbling into" CHORUS: Every Monday, I get this pain, every Wednesday, it hits my brain, every Friday I die cuz everyday, I still think of you! I was fucked up by 5 talking nothing but jive told the bar tender hed never take me alive! All of this because my favorite show was cancelled last night on TV! So I called up Marie shed have sex for free, but for ten bucks an hour shed listen to me talk about rock stars and models on dope, and how I cant cope with this scene! CHORUS