"Maybe the piano was just out of tune."
"Pretty good for your age."
"Nice try for your first time."
"Try harder next time."
"Don't worry, you're still in-experienced."
"Pretty soon, you'll be able to play like me."
"Don't worry, you're just a kid."
"You still have time to learn."
"Just think, tomorrow this whole nightmare will all be over."
"Maybe you should take up voice lessons."
"Want me to teach you how to play better?"
"I've seen worse hair cuts than yours."
"This isn't nearly as bad as your last hair cut."
"Find a new hair stylest."
"You should never cut your hair again."
"That hair cut makes you slightly resemble a poodle."
"Did you get a certified hair stylest to cut your hair, or not?"
"Next time, don't cut your hair with shears."
"I don't think that is your look."Here is a nice hat to go with your new hair-cut."
"No one will notice that small bald spot."
"Well, you're head will get a nice tan atleast."
"In a few months, you'll look as good as you did before you get this hair-cut."
"You won a game or two this season."
"Sometime's the easiest team to play is the hardest team to beat, but not noramlly."
"Maybe you should bowl instead of pitch."
"Mark McGwire hits baseballs into the crowd, I see no reason why you can't pitch them into a crowd."
"If you were bowling and you got that many strikes, you'd be doing great!"
"Maybe baseball just isn't your sport."
"I'm sure you didn't mean to throw the baseball to the other team."
"You're a wonderful bench-warmer."
"Well, I really do think you'd make a better cheer-leader than a baseball player."
"You're bruises will heal."
"I didn't know you smiled when you strike out. That's good. You always look on the bright side."