A few notable citizens of Weltsville
The Weltsville Medical Community:
Rod Cone, M.D.
is
Weltsville's preeminant optomitrist. A
bachelor and not so proud of it, Rod is always happy to "see" you.
Chip DeTooth, D.D.S.
knew he was going to be a dentist since he
first cut his gums. He lives above his office with his
wife:
Ann Gina
who herself was a practicing cardiologist until she
lost her license in the Andre the Giant incident.
Other Notable Weltsvillians:
Jess Ticulation
is the sign language instructor at the Weltsville
Institue for the Deaf and Shy. The episode of Happy Days in which "The
Fonz" (Weltsville native Henry Winkler) has a one night stand with a
hearing impaired girl inspired Jess as a hormone addled teenager. She never
slept with the Fonz; she's helping mankind (One for two ain't bad)
Timothy Bali
teaches advanced percussion at Weltsville
Elementary. "When I see those little smiling faces as they bash things
with sticks, I know it's all worth it."
Dustin DeShelf
is the housekeeper for Weltsville millionaire Teddy Lucko, 4 time
Springfield lotto champion. Dustin describes his life as "great" and his
brushes with the law as "not quite as great."
Javier Cake and Edith Two
are Weltsville's famous hemp advocates/pastry chefs. When they
make Ginger Snaps, people ask "How high?"
Big Ricky Linto
is the town bully. In a game against Chapelsnap High a few years back,
Ricky kicked Bill Oakenthorpe in the groin and ended what could have been
a pro career. Go ahead, mess with him.
