The Sorley FAQ
Q: Sorley, where were you born?
---A: According to some people, I was born in Mexico, but my birth certificate says Houston, TX.
Q: Sorley, is it true that you play hockey?
---A: It is true that I am known to skate on the ice with a stick and swing errantly at pucks, but it hasn't been figured out yet if what I do is
actually called "playing hockey."
Q: Sorley, is it true that you work at Cost Cutters?
---A: No, I do not work at Cost Cutters. I'm currently employed at the Penn State Ice Pavilion and
Centre County's #1 Radio Station, The New Beaver 103.
Q: Sorley, is it true that you're the inspiration for Jay-Z's song "Big Pimpin'"?
---A: No, unfortunately, while I am a pimp, or "King Shit", as Ralph Stoehr refers to me, I did not inspire Jay-Z
to drug 'em, fuck 'em, and leave 'em, 'cause he don't fuckin' need 'em.
Q: Sorley, I heard you have a thing for junior high girls. What's up with that?
---A: Once again, I hate to disappoint everyone, but I don't get it on with 14 year olds. And the last tiem I touched a
girl under the age of 18 was .... .... oh shit .... .... .... nevermind....
Q: Sorley, I've heard you express an extreme distaste for New Jersey before. Why is that?
---A: Becasue there's only two good things that ever came out of Jersey: 1) Bruce Springsteen, and
2) Bam Bam Bigelow.
Actually, Pat Fung's kinda cute.... and Kristen Pisciotta seems like a nice girl.... so I guess parts of Jersey are OK.....
Nah.....
nevermind, Jersey still sucks.
Got a question? E-mail me and I'll be sure to mock and belittle you before finally answering your
question and posting it here.
Email: chrissorley@hotmail.com