OLW No Man's Land
Rhea Forum, Saturn
sanctioned card #26
**Start of the program brings Hooker and the entire OLW roster (including Sevendust and Darkstorm) to the ring to celebrate the success the OLW has had since bouncing back on to their feet and re-establishing their product, despite the hostile attempts by neighboring promotion JAW to put them out of business. Alot of celebration goes on, as the roster clears out for the opening match of the card to take place.
*Mascara del Muerte / Toshiro Stardust / Shinji Ikari vs. Hornet / Super Gato / Halcon Oro. Six-man cruiserweight tag action pits some interesting teams, as the six involved waste no time getting the match started. Alot of action here, as the lucha rules are used where any wrestler can come into a match when his teammate has been thrown out of the ring, and rarely is there not a fresh man in the ring. Action was unpredictable, as the high-flying styles of all six competitors made for some death-defying moments that earned the OLW fan's respect and applause. In the middle of this match, a drunk fan even stumbled over the guardrail, though was escorted out of the arena before he could interfere. The highlight of the match came when Super Gato had Shinji Ikari perched on the top rope, and as Mascara del Muerte rushed to the turnbuckle, Halcon Oro hit a supercanrana on Ikari that took both men out of the ring and crashing on to Mascara del Muerte! However, back inside, Toshiro Stardust managed to end the match with a STARDUST DRIVER on Gato.
**Backstage, the "Renewed" World Order are seen discussing stragedy, and excited about making it big time on this spectacular (yeah right!) They make their way to the ring, with the cameras focused on them at every step as "Voodoo Chile" plays, and the threesome make their way down to ringside to take on their mystery opponents. A crazed fan holds a sign that says "Liza: How much did you pay for those?" and Da Macho Guy gets all mad and rips the sign up before pointing at the fan and screaming obscenities at him.
**Hooker comes out to the ring to roaring cheers from the fans who appreciate the steps he has taken in revamping the OLW product. He waits for the crowd to silence, and takes the mic. He hesitates in dealing with the rWo, but says that they have just been a big headache...
Hooker: "They think they've paid their dues and deserve a spot in the limelight. Well, I'm telling you folks that they haven't paid their dues, but maybe I can help them out a little tonight, when I use them to introduce to you my latest acquisition to the Outer Limits Wrestling promotion... the mystery tag team opponents... trained by none other than the legendary "Deathmeister" Jamie B. Wilson himself... SALEM'S LOT!!!"
(Adam Warlock and Damion Hellstrom come out from the curtain. Hellstrom wields a trident. The Renewed World Order are shocked, as Hunkster takes off his weightlifting belt - sorry Hunk, I don't think that will protect ya!)
*"Hollywood Hunk" Huggins/Da Macho Guy (w/ Liza) vs. Salem's Lot. The new team gets a good pop for a new team, as at least some of the fans have heard of the great accomplishments this team has made. Salem's Lot waste no time, as they toss Huggins outside of the ring and isolate Da Macho Guy. As Liza attends the Hunkster, who appears to be hurt, Warlock sets Da Macho Guy up for the BAD LANDING, which he hits, and takes the pin.
**After the match, Damion Hellstrom goes out and tosses the Hunkster back inside the ring, as Warlock sets Huggins up on his shoulders, as Hellstrom hits the HADES HELLHOLE (sunset flip off the top rope) on Huggins. They kick the rWo out of the ring, and take the mic.
Warlock: "OLW, here we are! We're gonna rip your best tag teams a new asshole, and take those tag straps by storm!"
Hellstorm: "Hell yeahhhh! And if we do it my way, it will be a HELL storm!"
*Steel Justice vs. Ballistic. Ballistic starts off strong, as he stays on his opponent closely, but as he goes for a frog splash of the ropes with a chair, Justice puts his knees up, messing up his knee, but driving the chair up Ballistic's throat at the same time. Steel Justice grounds the match and works methodically, especially on the throat of Ballistic with several hotshots to soften that larynx area, when Ballistic releases his rage, and fights back to save his life, hitting Steel Justice with a front flip moonsault to take the pin.
**After the match, Steel Justice blindsides Ballistic and gives him a huge chairshot to the back of the head. He handcuffs Ballistic, and hangs him off the top rope, as he takes the mic to the crowd's shock.
Steel Justice: "It's about time that you corrupt wrestlers who have defamed the glorious and ancient sport of wrestling are stopped. Ballistic, you who have played a key role in this 'revolution' must be used to serve as an example for those who continue to use the trash wrestling. I am the law, and I will lay it down on everyone that dares to test it!"
(Steel Justice hammers Ballistic with the steel chair until officials intervene).
*The Illusionaries vs. New Dorado Sundown. This is a grudge match between two teams that began business when they were both in the UCW promotion, and have carried it into here. However, the Illusionaries are completely on their game tonight, as their deception tricks put the NDS into an utter state of confusion, and Amorphous forces Tex Remington to submit to the HUMAN PRETZEL.
**Hooker comes out and presents the new OLW cruiserweight title belt that will be awarded to the winner of the next match.
*Kentashi Kaboom vs. La Tarantula - OLW cruiserweight finals. Surprisingly, La Tarantula dominates Kaboom the favorite in this contest with his hardcore tactics, and breaks three tables early off to show Kaboom that he means business. The crowd is hushed as La Tarantula continues to dominate all over Kaboom, but right as he senses victory in the air, Kaboom manages to grab him for the Buzz Killer and take the win.
**Fans give a huge pop to Kaboom, who has worked hard through the ranks of both lightweight and heavyweights, and as Hooker hands the newly sanctioned belt to Kaboom, the Japanese sensation raises it high in the air and points to the crowd as the inspiration of his success.
*Deacon vs. Dante. Deacon seems a changed man as of late, but that doesn't stop Dante from resorting to his lowly tactics. Dante uses his titanium wire early, as he attempts to chock the mysterious Deacon out, but Deacon manages to slip out of Dante's grasp and hit a crucifix slam that evens things out a bit. However, Dante doesn't let Deacon keep things that way, as he pulls an iron out of the ring and knocks Deacon upside the head with it! The iron still steams as he tosses it on to the arena floor, and after a reverse DDT, Dante takes the win.
**The Estorians come down to the ring with their tag straps, and mock Stingray for his ineptitude of matching their talents (right.) Stingray comes out, and motions none other than Slayer to join him. The Estorians, not knowing how to react, attack their contenders from the ramp, and the match gets underway.
*The Estorians (t) vs. Stingray / Slayer. Slayer makes his presence felt by dominating both of the Estorians throughout most of the match. Stingray gets his shots in too, but it is his new tag partner that shows the fans what he is made of. As Slayer places Tantalis on a table, Stingray climbs up about seven or eight steps, and leaps off the stands with the SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Parsec is dazed out in the concession stands, as Stingray and Slayer pull Tantalis back in the ring to take the pinfall and the tag straps.
**Jackson Fury awaits backstage, as the ring crew sets up for the next match pitting Fury against hated nemesis, Kanazawa.
Fury: "Kanazawa, how many times do I need to beat you before the message gets into that tiny little brain of yours? But no matter, because this next match, one of us is gonna come out all bloodied, bruised, and battered -- and I'm talking about the winner right now. The loser -- well, let's not talk about that just now, because I don't gotta worry about it!"
*Kanazawa vs. Jackson Fury - razor wire and fish hook bed of tacks match. In the exciting matches that these two athletes have put on, this one tops them all. As Fury attempts to powerbomb Kanazawa on the tacks, Kanazawa reaches down and throws a handful of thumbtacks into Fury's face, and Fury even appears to swallow one! Kanazawa takes full use of the ring setting, as he hits a hotshot on Fury, but Fury gets his shots in too. After delivering a crashing suplex on 'Zawa into the prickly little tacks, Fury stomps Kanazawa's face in for good measure, and works on tearing up an already bloodied eye. In the crowd, a crazed fan is shown holding a sign that reads "Maxine Babe is the mother of my child!" Fury flings Kanazawa hard into the razor wire, but Kanazawa reverses the attempt. Kanazawa attempts a sort of bucking bronco, but Fury moves out of the way, and allows Kanazawa to straddle the razor wires! Fury then ends the match with a DANGER DROP on the thumbtacks, as Kanazawa needs to be helped by two ring attendants out of the area.
**A vignette is shown of the Mighty Grogan/Von Braun feud, as Grogan is interviewed about his feelings against Von Braun.
Mighty Grogan: "It's plain and simple. You see, I feel like the only man battling a war against these 'hardcore trash wrestlers' these days, and so I feel it is up to me to bring back wrestling to what it use to be. Just look at your champion, Eddie Dean. He carries a trash can to symbolize what kind of wrestling this has become, total garbage. The fans seem to have made their choice when Von Braun attacked me at that house show way back, and cheered him on, but that don't matter to me anymore. I've been screwed by the fans. I've been screwed by Von Braun. And I've been screwed by Hooker. But tonight is the night that I fight back, because if I have to rid all these wrestlers myself, then that's just what I'll do!"
*Mighty Grogan vs. Von Braun - loser leaves OLW match. Hooker stays at ringside, apparently to make sure this match goes down "fairly." This match is none short of an all-out brawl, as this time, it has gotten personal for Grogan. Grogan with the advantage then attempts to teach Von Braun a thing or two about classic wrestling, and Braun seemingly tries to duck him by rolling out of the ring. Grogan follows him out, only to receive a handful of talcum powder to the eyes. Von Braun nails Grogan with his chain, and ties him to a table, before hitting a moonsault off the top rope. The match continues back in the ring, with Grogan making a comeback, and an Olympic roll-up almost wins it, but Von Braun puts Grogan out with a chained arm clothesline again, and out of nowhere, hits the UPPER CRUSH! The ref immediately calls for the bell, saying that Grogan submitted!
**Grogan appears livid at what has just happened, and after a moment or two after the match, he blames Hooker. He spits in his face, and wrecks the set before being led out of the arena by security. Meanwhile, Von Braun signals for some "special music" to be played, and "Another One Bites the Dust" blasts through the sound system as the crowd sings along in wishing their parted friend farewell.
*"The Extremist" Eddie Dean vs. Dogma - OLW title match. Dean takes Dogma lightly in the beginning, which is a big mistake by the OLW champ, as Dogma nails him with the pitchfork and begins the match his way. Dean won't have any of it, and rolls out of the ring, only to be caught by a flying tackle off the top rope by Dogma on the floor, crashing the two to a guardrail, though Dogma appears to have banged his head on the metal and absorbed greater pain. Dean recovers first, and reaches for his trash lid, which he uses to hit a legdrop with, and then rolls Dogma back into the ring. After a spinning neckbreaker and a guillotine leg drop, Dean perches on to the top rope to celebrate, as Dogma gets up, and knocks Dean out of the ring, falling to the floor, and breaking part of a table in the process (only part of him barely landed on it). Dogma gets up, and nails Dean with the pitchfork, and places Dean back on the table, only to hit a moonsault on it. Dogma then rolls Dean back into the ring, and gets the three count to become the new OLW champion!
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