OLW Outer Limits Wrestling #27
*El Diablo vs. Warcraft. Both cruiserweight competitors are new to OLW, as they debut against each other on the card following No Man's Land tonight. However, the only winner in this match is El Diablo, who decimates Warcraft early on with an Air Diablo clothesline to get the pinfall.
**OLW owner Hooker comes out to the ring, followed by a train of 'suits' as he takes the microphone. He announces that in a transitional time for the OLW promotion (formerly known as GSW), many of the employees must be reviewed to see who make "the cut," and the remainder gets released.
Hooker: "In addition, due to the sudden departure of one Mighty Grogan, I have elected to sign a very special athlete to replace his position in the company. Grogan complains that OLW no longer has any decency or respect to the name of wrestling, well I tend to disagree as I have followed the game in my own career, and no man could have learned what I have learned than my own protege, please give a very warm welcome to Dalton Storm!"
(Dalton Storm comes out from the curtain with a mixed reaction, though he continues to smile on his way to the ring. After the reaction dies down, Hooker exits en masse with his train.)
*Onyx vs. Darkstorm. Onyx gives the newer wrestler a welcome to OLW, as a brain bruiser and Rebellion Slam keep Darkstorm down on the mat and bloodied, but Darkstorm fights back with two DEATH'S DOORS to take the pin over Onyx in short fashion.
**Mascara del Muerte comes out to the ring rather suddenly, and takes a headset and microphone from the broadcast booth. He stands on top of the table, as he mutters something in Spanish that appears to be a direct challenge to Kentashi Kaboom for the OLW cruiserweight title, before leaping off, and returning up the ramp.
*Salem's Lot vs. Super Gato / Halcon Oro. The impressive tag team that debuted at No Man's Land impresses again tonight, as they show their skills against Halcon Oro and Super Gato. The luchadores manage to isolate Adam Warlock and control the beginning of the match, but Warlock comes back with a victory roll out of the turnbuckle, before reaching his partner, Damian Hellstrom who brings a ladder into the ring and knocks Gato down with it. Hellstrom then straddles a table in the corner, and sets the ladder up on top of the table, hitting a huge moonsault (the 666) on Gato to take the win.
**After the match, the two victors take to the stick and make their intentions in OLW clear to the crowd.
Hellstrom: "We, the Salem's Lot, are here with one agenda in our mind, let me make that clear to all of you!"
Warlock: "Stingray... Slayer... those OLW tag straps are coming to us!"
**Steel Justice comes down to the ring with confidence in his stride. He borrows the microphone from the ring announcer, and calls out Von Braun.
Steel Justice: "Von Braun, I know your sweaty rule-breaking ass was busy before, but now that you've finished with that ape, get your ass down here so that we can continue our business right where it left off!"
(Von Braun comes down to the ring, with his chain wrapped around his fist. He takes one look at Steel Justice, grunts, and then takes a swing. Steel Justice dodges out of the way, and arms himself with a chair.)
Von Braun: "Okay, you win, I'll fight you tonight!"
*Sevendust vs. La Tarantula. The two lighter competitors do not disappoint the crowd tonight, as both men display spectacular aerial talent throughout this contest. Sevendust nearly screws up a triple jump moonsault when he slips off the top rope, but manages to recover on the middle rope, and still barely clears over the steel chair before landing on the luchador. He then manages to hit a corkscrew plancha with a chair that makes its mark. However, La Tarantula shows that he can pick it up a notch too, as he sticks 7-D's head inside a steel chair, and hits a catapult guillotine leg drop that nearly snaps 7-D's neck in half! Sevendust then ights back with a top rope powerbomb, and a throat drop on the guardrail, and appears to be on the verge of wrapping things up, but then he goes for a spinebuster which La Tarantula counters with a DDT. La Tarantula hits a piledriver through a table, before whipping 7-D into the turnbuckle hard, and rolling him up in some sort of funky cradle type pin.
**The new OLW tag team champions, Stingray and Slayer, come out to ringside. OLW owner, Hooker, complains about Stingray bringing Slayer into the OLW, as Slayer has reportedly killed two wrestlers in the past on television. While Slayer remains silent and emotionless, Stingray protests heavily against Hooker.
Stingray: "...yeah, my new tag team partner may have a dark past, but forget that! Here is a tub of talent that you don't come across every day! He'll bring in the crowds, he'll put the asses in the seats, he will SELL! Besides, it's all fun and games... until SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE!!!"
(Ballistic bursts on to the ramp, and has a mic in his hand.)
Ballistic: "Hooker, my request is that you let Slayer stay here. But my business here tonight is with Slayer. Slayer, we have had our differences in the past, but as you served my father, I invite you to join my side and dump Cyclops over there!"
Stingray: "Hey, this is my fuckin' co-holder of the tag team belts you're talking to here! Why don't ya just fuck off?"
Ballistic: "Hey, no need to get pissy here, my business is with Slayer, and it doesn't have to be with you, you see.. oh wait, I guess you can't."
(Stingray looks like he's about to make a charge at Ballistic, but then Ballistic's opponent, Dante clobbers him behind first, and Stingray brushes by with satisfaction. Slayer is confused, but eventually leaves behind Stingray as well.)
*Ballistic vs. Dante. Though Dante takes the initial advantage, the battleground is quickly evened out, when the two fall over the ramp, and through a concession table. Dante recovers first, and tries to drown Ballistic in a cooler of lemonade, but Ballistic manages to elbow him in the nose to fight him off. Ballistic smashes Dante over the head with the cooler, and then tries to gag his advesary by feeding the lemonade into his open mouth. Ballistic then takes the match back towards ringside area, as a flying clothesline off the guardrail keeps Dante gassing. After a frogsplash and a brainbuster on the timekeeper's chair, Ballistic goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Stingray and Slayer then come out, as Stingray creams Ballistic's ass, and tries to gouge him out with a pair of scissors, but Slayer prevents him from doing so. Slayer hits the FICTIONAL REALITY himself, and by then, Dante comes too and manages to wrap Ballistic up with the titanium wire to hit the STUNNER, and get the pin.
**Stingray, satisfied with causing Ballistic the loss, then walks up the ramp and leaves, while Dante continues to beat up on Ballistic. Slayer, confused with his options, is hesitant, but decides to clobber Dante with a steel chair, and mutters "Now don't you ever fuck with this kid again!" as he leaves the ringside. Stingray stands at the top of the ramp, disappointed at what has just happened, but says nothing.
*Steel Justice vs. Von Braun. Steel Justice wastes no time attacking his foe, as the two had unsettled business from before, and Justice surely remembered this. A chairshot to the leg, followed by an STF drop keeps Von Braun down for a bit, but not for long. As Steel Justice attempts to choke Von Braun with Braun's very own chain, the biker throws him over his shoulder with the chain, and wraps the chain around his arm for a chained arm clothesline. He then wraps Justice's feet up in the chain and starts spinning around for a giant swing! Justice's head is in a whirl, but not before Von Braun releases, and Justice goes over the top rope and almost into the front row of the crowd! (The steel guardrail prevented this from happening, as Justice slammed right into the top part of the railing.) Von Braun then rolls Steel Justice back into the ring for the VON BRUAN BOMB to get the pin.
**After the match, Von Braun chains Steel Justice to the ringpost, and taunts him, as he squashes Justice with an avalanche on the outside floor. He then mutters "Ha, ha, ha. Looks like this time, I win."
**Dogma comes out to the ring as the new OLW champion, as Hooker formally congratulates him in the ring for his achievement. However, Hooker then speaks up to surprise Dogma...
Hooker: "Dogma, I, along with every one else on the creative staff for Outer Limits Wrestling, am very proud of your accomplishment, and believe that you have what it takes to take our promotion to the next level. However, keeping in mind that we are currently trying to strengthen our roster, my latest contract signing includes a familiar acquaintance to you. Surely, he will help draw the ratings, but I'd like you to say hello to..."
(Out of the curtain emerges a man with spiky black hair, and white face paint. He stares at Dogma and points straight as him, and even with that hood over his face, Dogma looks frightened stiff, as he had no knowledge to the coming of this man before this moment.)
Newcomer: "Knock, knock, knock, who's that rapping at the door? Oh, it's just my guess, but I'd say the KING OF HARDCORE!! That's right, Dogma, the Crow has entered the world of Outer Limits Wrestling, where I will be the one that takes this fed to the 'outermost limits!' I'm not gonna waste time by fighting off the lowlife scum in the bottom half of the OLW roster though. No, I'm gonna cut straight to the chase, and gun after you Dogma!"
Dogma: "Say what you want, Crow. But that's where I started in this fed, and that's where you'll start!"
Crow: "Whatever... but I know that the owner here isn't interested in whether a man has paid his dues or not, he's only interested in one thing... money! And as a well-known promoter once said, Crow + Dogma = RATINGS!"
*Kentashi Kaboom (OLW Cruiserweight champion) vs. Mascara del Muerte - OLW Cruiserweight title match. The Mexican Mask of Death stays on his game tonight, as he shows his stuff to the champ early on with a springboard dropkick, a Spicolli driver, and an attempt for the CAIDA DEL MUERTE. Kaboom makes an attempt at a comeback with a split-legged moonsault out of the turnbuckle, but MdM ducks, and misses the blow. Kaboom lands on the mat in a straddled position (ouch!), and Muerte takes the opportunity to climb to the top rope and deliver a missile dropkick on a sitting Kaboom that sends him in a back somersault and he slides out of the ring. Mascara del Muerte then runs off one of the side ropes leaps up the top rope, criss-crosses to the other side, and hits a plancha suicida on Kaboom, before setting him on the top rope and hitting the CAIDA DEL MUERTE for the decisive victory. Mascara del Muerte is the new Cruiserweight champ, after defeating Kentashi Kaboom!
**Mascara del Muerte celebrates his victory in the ring, as we fade to black.
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