Outer Limits Wrestling #22
Oberon, Uranus
**As the program begins, a new set has been put up for OLW, and the old GSW banners
have all been tossed out as the pyrotechnics set off, and OLW owner Hooker comes down
to the ring for a few opening words. He announces that Kanazawa and Fury will face
each other tonight, and takes the time to make another important announcement.
Hooker: “I would like to proudly announce that the Outer Limits Wrestling promotion,
with the support of fans like you, will be holding a pay-per-view that will be called ‘No
Man’s Land.’ This event will be held on Rhea, and we hope to see you there!” -note:
“No Man’s Land” was the name of a pay-per-view that UCW held a few years ago (2089)
but dropped due to poor ratings. Draw your own conclusions.
(the rWo steps out en masse to “Voodoo Chile” and confronts Hooker about making their
presence known tonight.)
Hunk Huggins: “You know something, brother, the power of Hunkamania needs some
time to shine, some time to play with the big boys, brother, we need matches to showcase
the power of Hunkamania!”
Hooker: “The Renewed World Order will get its chance tonight, but not you, Hunk.
Tonight, I am scheduling a match between Da Macho Guy... and Steel Justice!
(looks of surprise appear on all of the rWo’s faces, as Hooker calmly leaves ringside.)
*Super Gato vs. Shinji Ikari. This match is expected to be an exciting, high-flying contest, and the two performers live up to their expectations. Gato and Ikari both display great skill and finesse, as they impress the crowd with their aerial moves, that sees Ikari picking up the win via the BESERK after landing a nicely executed running cross-body moonsault press.
**Jackson Fury comes down to the ring with a wooden folding chair in his hand. He
comments on his upcoming match against Kanazawa, as well as his upcoming
opponent.
Jackson Fury: “You see, it looks like both me and him like to use chairs in our matches.
But I’m telling you ‘Zawa, that only one of us can stick around!”
(Fury lights his chair on fire to a roaring crowd pop.)
**X-Treme comes out to whine about his current position and role in OLW.
X-Treme: Back in the old GSW days, I used to be a star, I was even a former champion.
But ever since the promotion’s renaming, I’m afraid I’ve been lost in the shuffle, no one
believes that I’m x-treme anymore. Well, tonight I’m gonna find myself and show you
that I can still live up to my name when I kick Kati’s ass, hardcore style baby!”
*X-Treme vs. Kati. X-Treme competes through chants of “Hang it up!” as he battles against the Samoan warrior. Though he tries every bit to use his hardcore tactics, X-Treme is unable to keep up with the younger, stronger Kati. Kati lands a Samoan crescent kick, and a backbreaker before pinning the former champion, as X-Treme shows great frustration with his slump continuing on.
**After the match, X-Treme is slow in getting up, and when he does, he throws a fit about losing, attacking everyone in sight. Hooker comes down and lays a suspension on the out of control star, and though it stops X-Treme from attacking anyone else, it only further frustrates him.
**Reporters catch up to the New Dorado Sundown back in the lockeroom, as they feel
they have an unsettled score with the Illusionaries from back in their UCW days.
Tex Remington: “You know, we go back a long ways, the Illusionaries and us. They
want to play cat and mouse on us, that’s no problem, because sooner or later, an angry
steer always gets what he wants. And when all’s said and done, the unsettled score finally
settled, the New Dorado Sundown will be ridin’ home with our heads high in the sun.”
**The Renewed World Order troop out full strength, and rant about Aaron Luke, a man
who has been interfering in many of their matches lately. Da Macho Guy tries every bit to
inch his way out of the match, as “Hollywood Hunk” Huggins seems eager to substitute
for him (glory hog!), but Hooker won’t have any of it.
Hooker: “I signed a match between Da Macho Guy and Steel Justice, and I’m gonna give
the fans what I promised them! Furthermore, you sir, ‘Hollywood Hunk’ Huggins, are
banned from ringside for the rest of the night under penalty of heavy fines and
suspension!”
*Da Macho Guy w/ Liza vs. Steel Justice. As the Hunkster is sent back, Da Macho Guy finds himself alone in the ring, as he tries to inch out of the fight. Steel Justice catches him and almost pins him with the Justice Spike, but Liza distracts the ref. Da Macho Guy makes a brief comeback, but is unable to make anything of it, as Steel Justice gets the DEATH SENTENCE to put Da Macho Guy out for good.
**After the match, a man in a black ski mask comes out of the crowd and attacks the fallen wrestler, kicking Da Macho Guy, and using the announcer’s bell to injure his throat. Liza throws herself in front of her man to protect him, as the masked man heads back into the crowd and reveals himself again to be Aaron Luke. “Hollywood Hunk” Huggins comes down just as Aaron Luke leaves to pick up his fallen soldier.
*Dogma vs. Von Braun. Dogma wastes little time in beating Von Braun with THE GRINDER, in a very impressive outing for the masked, pitchfork-wielding Nicaraguan. Dogma shows great potential for the coming future of OLW.
**After the match, a reporter interviews Dogma outside of the ring. Dogma makes his
intentions known that he wants to face Eddie Dean and take the OLW strap for his own
possession.
Dogma: “You say that you are the leader of the ‘hardcore revolution,’ Eddie Dean. You
say that you are the one responsible for the OLW’s new direction, Eddie Dean. You say
that you are the greatest OLW champ ever, Eddie Dean. Well, I don’t think you should
be the ‘leader’ of this revolution anyway. I have fought the same as you have for a
number of years now, and if anyone should lead the OLW into a hardcore direction, it
should be me. Step down, and let Dogma take the head of this party, and continue this
‘revolution’ that you claim to have started.”
*The Illusionaries vs. New Dorado Sundown. The Illusionaries have their match most of the way, as they control the New Dorado Sundown with constant tags and solid teamwork. New Dorado Sundown are most often on the defensive, and even when they are on offense, it usually appears to be some sort of trap. The baffled rough housers are caught in twines though, as Amorphous wraps himself on to Tex Remington in a variety of body locks until he forces him to submit to a hold billed as th SHAPE SHIFTER.
**Jackson Fury steps out for his match, but first addresses the challenge issued by an up
and coming Dogma.
Jackson Fury: “As for this Dogma character, he can go to hell. Eddie and me aren’t
listening to his empy challenges. And as for Kanazawa, you’ll be heading their shortly as
well, once I’m through with you!”
*Jackson Fury vs. Kanazawa. Kanazawa looks good in the early moments, but Fury comes roaring back with a flaming chair (sorry!) and the DANGER DROP to put the masked superstar into trouble. Before Fury can hit his second DANGER DROP, Dogma comes out and attacks Fury, as Dogma and Kanazawa double-team the opposition. Kanazawa gives Fury a stiff chair shot, before hitting a brainbuster to put away Fury. In the meantime, Dogma disappears through the crowd as we fade to black.
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