Homemade Matches

This is a match meant to settle all feuds once in for all. Just about everything comes into play here, from running over wrestlers with cars, to angry junkyard dogs. There are even a couple of situations where death can occur. There are a few simple rules:

• follow Titan Death Match rules.
• the first wrestler whose cage ratings reaches 20 can no longer continue and is declared the loser.
• both men are automatically injured. Roll one die for the winner and two for the loser. However, the winner always takes the lesser value.
• on a roll that calls for use of any of the charts (i.e. into theropes, into the turnbuckle, out of the ring, deathjump), roll on this chartinstead. Take the values of both dice, counting the lesser value first (i.e. like the scaffold match, for those of you who are familiar with it.)

(Check it out! There is a chance for something brutal to happen on any roll of doubles.)

1-1 you both climb up a stack of cars until you reach the top. Youbrawlsavagely from your dangerous position many yards above the ground. Rollone die.

• 1-3: your opponent decides against fighting in the currentlocation and climbs down from the cars. You follow after him, but he reaches the ground first, and takes the advantage. OPPONENT ROLLS ONLEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• 4-5: you decide to step down from the stack,prompting your opponent to fall into the same trap. ROLL ON LEVEL TWOOFFENSE.
• On a roll of 6: The both of you struggle up above, but as ofresult, you both fall off the stack of cars and hit the ground hard. Both wrestlers add 2 to their pin ratings and roll one die. Thewrestlerwith the higher roll recovers first and rolls on level three offense.

1-2 you attempt to smash your opponent's head into a windshield of anearby car. roll one die.

• Odd roll: you smash his head through the windshield. Add one to his pin rating, and ROLL ON LEVEL THREEOFFENSE.
• Even roll: he reverses the move and smashes your face through thewindshield. Add one to your pin rating. OPPONENT ROLLS ON LEVEL THREEOFFENSE.

1-3 you attempt to go for the kill on your opponent, but he grabs atireiron and smashes it into your face unexpectedly. OPPONENT ROLLS ONLEVELTWO OFFENSE.

1-4 you take your opponent up on the hood of the car and attempt topiledrive him on to the hood-3. Roll two dice. The move works on arollof 5 plus the opponent's cage rating or less (kind of like the choicesituations chart). If the move fails, then your opponent backdrops youoff of the car and takes over on level two offense.

1-5 you knock your opponent down on the ground, and climb to the top ofapickup truck. You measure your opportunities and circumstances beforeleaping off of the vehicle. ROLL ON DEATHJUMP CHART.

1-6 you look around for some items to use in the junkyard. However,youropponent recovers, and charges at you from a distance. Roll one die.

• Odd roll: opponent tackles you, ramming you into a pile of carsOPPONENTROLLS ON LEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• Even roll: you sidestep your opponent andslam the front door of a nearby car into his face. ROLL ON LEVEL TWOOFFENSE.

2-2 you try to whip your opponent into a stack of cars. Roll two dice.

• On a roll of 2-6, you continue your onslaught and roll again on thischart.
• On a roll of 7-11, he reverses the move and whips you into thestack of cars and rolls again on this chart.
• On a roll of 12, not onlydo you successfully whip your opponent into the stack of cars, you dosowith such great force that the stack of cars fall on top of him. Addthree to his pin rating, and at least two to his injury (it is possiblefor him to accumulate more). Roll again on this chart.

2-3 you open the hood of a car and stick you opponent's head into it. You climb on to the hood of another car and leap on to the hood thatyouropponent's head is trapped in. Elbow drop on to the hood-3. The moveworks on a roll of 9 plus or minus the opponent's agility rating.

2-4 you smash your opponent's face into a steel fence. ROLL ON LEVELTHREE OFFENSE.

2-5 you kick your opponent into a car whose window has been broken. However, your opponent reaches into the glove compartment and conveniently pulls out a wrench which he smashes into your face. OPPONENT ROLLS ON LEVEL THREE OFFENSE.

2-6 you hear the barking of the junkyard dog from a short distance. He appears from around the corner, and does not look to be very happy. Roll two dice.

• 2-6: the dog leaps and brutally attacks you. Your opponentrecovers as the dog retreats and takes over on offense. OPPONENT ROLLSLEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• 7-12: you kick the dog in the gut, and send him wimpering away, as you go back to business. Roll again on this chart.

3-3 you brawl on a conveyor belt as it inches slowly towards the incinerator. Roll two dice.

• On a roll of 2-6, you knock him off the conveyor belt, and jump off yourself, continuing your attack. Roll again on this chart.
• On a roll of 7-11, your opponent knocks you off and he continues his attack on you, and he rerolls on this chart.
• On a roll of 12, you get the better of your opponent, but he sees what doom is coming, and leaps off the conveyor belt. You are confused until you turn around and catch a glimpse of your fate, as you are about to be demolished along with the other broken cars on the belt. Opponent automatically wins. A memorial card is held in your honor.

3-4 your opponent knocks you out cold with a baseball bat. OPPONENTROLLS ON LEVEL THREE OFFENSE.

3-5 you take the hook of a crane and smash it into your opponent'sface. ROLL ON LEVEL THREE OFFENSE.

3-6 you brawl with your opponent on the hood of a car, and attempt ahiptoss of hood-3. The move is successful on a roll of 8 plus or minus the opponent's power rating. If the move is not successful, opponenttakes over on level two offense.

4-4 Your opponent climbs into a forklift, and you chase after him,jumping up into the driver's seat of the forklift as well. Roll two dice.

• 2-6: you knock him out the other side, and continue your attackROLL ON LEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• 7-11: He kicks you out, and you fall hardonthe ground. OPPONENT ROLLS ON LEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• On a roll of 12: Youare thrown through the front by your opponent. He starts the forkliftand positions it to hold you pinned to the ground. He finds everyweaponavailable to attack you with, and you bleed profusely. Add 3 to yourpinrating. You finally find a way to inch yourself out of your situation,but the damage has been done. OPPONENT ROLLS ON LEVEL THREE OFFENSE.

4-5 Your opponent recovers and runs off into the maze of cars in the junkyard. You take off after him. Roll again on this chart.

4-6 You find an empty beer bottle and take possession of it. Your opponent sees this and tries to take it for himself. Roll one die.

• Odd roll- you keep the bottle.
• Even roll- your opponent gets the bottle from you. In either case, the bottle is broken open and used on the unarmed wrestler. The unarmed wrestler adds one to his pin rating, and the wrestler with the bottle takes over on level three offense.

5-5 You brawl with your opponent underneath a car that hangsprecariously above the two of you on a crane. Roll two dice.

• 2-6: your opponentgets the better of you and advances on you. OPPONENT ROLLS ON LEVELTWOOFFENSE.
• 7-11: you deck your opponent with a viscious shot to the jaw and as he backs up, you follow. ROLL ON LEVEL TWO OFFENSE.
• On a roll of 12: Your opponent gets a few shots in on you, but you look up and see that the car is about to fall. You dodge out of the way, but youropponent is slow to realize the same. A memorial card is held in hishonor.

5-6 you take an exhaust pipe and bust it over your opponent's head. ROLLON LEVEL TWO OFFENSE

6-6 you go off a distance and start the engine of a car. You try torunover your opponent. Roll one dice.

• 1-3: you successfully hit youropponent. Add 2 to his pin rating and roll again on this chart.
• 4-5: your opponent dodges your attack in the last second. You give up thecar, and go after him. Roll again on this chart.
• On a roll of 6: your opponent suddenly gets possessed, and decides to run directly towardsthecar. At the last moment, he leaps off the ground and dropkicks throughthe winshield and into your face. Both wrestlers add one to their pinratings. Both wrestlers also roll one dice. The wrestler with thehigher roll takes over on level three offense.

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