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Episode II...duh duh duh It was a sunny, stormy, clear, overcast kind of a day. The sun was shining and I had an annoying piece of green playdough stuck to my shoe. Luckily I wasn't wearing shoes so this didn't appear to be a problem. Anyway Starbug was flying over the planet earth. Rimmer looked out of Starbugs telescope and noticed a gay pride parade taking place on Park Ave. Ambler, Pennsylvannia. The year was 1999 and as it turned out it wasn't really a gay pride parade but was Strike Anywhere walking down the road and Seth was wearing a fanny pack and hotpants. The stage is set for the ultimate adventure... "
"Danny watch out there is a sharp object coming at you"
"Sorry Seth replied, my bad"
TO BE CONTINUED...

Ten years later...
Danny was still traumatized by the horrible event which took place so many years ago. Some believed he had gone mad. Others said that after the event that he couldn't face reality anymore. These people could not have been more wrong! Little did they know that what really plagued our hero Danny was a dark evil tool of Satan.

This evil appliance may have looked like an ordinary toaster on the outside but its motives were purely evil. Every morning Danny would get up at the crack of dawn to sit down to a toasted bagel with cream cheese and every morning the cursed toaster would burn the bagel. This continued for years until one day Danny just lost it. It was either him or the toaster. Danny knew what he must do. He through the bastard appliance away. Later that very day Danny purchased a brand new General Electric Toast-o-matic 2000. Top of the line! Feeling very confident that he did the right thing, Danny went to bed for a restful night's sleep. The next day Danny descended the stairs to the kitchen. As he entered the kitchen all he could see was BLOOD. Oh So much blood. He look down on the floor and saw the marred remains of his beloved new toaster and on the kitchen counter was his old toaster. "You bastard!," Danny cried as he struck the toaster. But he knew just as well as the toaster did that in the end, the toaster always wins.