March, 1999 Published by DPG Enterprises
ARF! ARF! Doggie Newz FINALS EDITION......
Final Countdown Finals are here and all that go along with it. The lack of sleep leads to hallucinations, giddyness, odd eating habits, sleeping schedules are rearanged and that facilitates strange dreams, talking in the sleep and an assortment of other effects. This is also crunch time which means that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. This is when colds hit the hardest and last forever, your computer will get a virus and completely erase all your last minute projects and schoolwork. But that just makes ya love it all that much more. Contingency benefits Contingency, thats what its all about. Schools just about over but that dont mean we wont be comin at ya large and in charge during the dawg days of the new millenium. You can bet on it baby, ya knoOW?!?!?!?! There's that much more carnage and mayhem to come from your neighborhood DPG's and this is the one and only stop for nonstop action. To all the peoples who must move on, we bid you a grand adios. OOOooooooowwWWW. We wish you the best in your future endeavors and ya better represent! |
Backstreet's Back!! Back to the millenium, stop ONE of the tour, show ONE. The dawgs showed up at ONE am to wait in line in the bitter cold of the state college december and sealed themselves some seats to the backstreet concert. It wasnt easy, but then being the perfect fan never is. |
Stay tuned for more doggie newz as events warrant.
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