The word of the Salsa
Word. The latest in the word of the salsa line is the easy three step female classification system. All girls fall into three categories, thursday, friday, or saturday. The thursday girl is thebag lunch of the single females. One youd hang out with, have sex with, on a thursday when ya have nothing better to do. This is the lowest classification, and does not include all females. I'm aware that there are females who wouldnt even make the cut. I dont even count these. As far as im concerned, they dont exist. (if you happen to be of the female persuasion and are reading this, congratulations you have most likely made the cut to thursday girl due to your ability to read and/or use a computer) The friday girl is the pornstar of your world, why god gave men a penis. THis girl is wickedly hot and you get to choose what body part you give to have a night of consentual sex with. Brains, personality, and morals are not required and quite frankly, strictly discouraged. You cant settle down with a porn star, its not an option. FInally, the saturday girl which apparently doesnt exist locally, is the girlfriend type, the quarter in a jar of pennies. Through your charm and good looks you have risen to the final plateau. She doesnt have to be your girlfriend, but the saturday deserves respect, and you could always introduce her to your friends.
The salsa has spoken.
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