BeeS No LiKe BaNaNaS
yes, that's right. if you intend to bee a beekeeper dear child, PLEASE remember NEVER EVER EVER to eat bananas before dealing with honeybees, got it?
And now with the public service announcement out of the way, here we go...
Hiya toots! The name's Jana, and this here is my web page. Feel free to browse
around and taste anything you like...but be sure to tell me what you find sour,
sweet, and/or what turns you into a human blueberry. Just contact my planet by clicking
on the little mailbox here... 
I've only got a few quick guidelines for you to read over here before
visiting my planet, and once you've done so, everything should be hunky
dory. Take this, earthlings...
RULES FOR VISITING JANA'S PLANET
(1) Thou shalt findeth oompah-loompahs strangely attractive.
(2) Thou shalt believeth in swordfish .
(3) Thou shalt play in the mud at every opportunity.
(4) Thou shalt fear the wrath of Tata Duende .
(5) Thou shalt try thy best to be as cool as Fonzie at all times.
(6) Thou shalt accept Archie McPhee as thy personal savior.
(7) Thou shalt resist all the evil temptations of David Hasselhoff the Anti-Christ.
(8) Thou shalt eat PEZ .
(9) Thou shalt worship Sea Monkeys .
(10) Thou shalt renteth every John Travolta movie in creation.
Do you think you can abide by these few simple rules, spaceling? If so, then PLEASE do not hesitate to hop in this here spaceship and let me take you for a
stellar ride to Planet Jana! 
(Or if, due to technical difficulties, my space ship is temporarily out of order and you'd like to visit my planet by an alternate route, click
here).
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Email: jcp141@psu.edu
