NoOKiE's PaLAcE o' LUViN'
ROcKY WHoRA...*heehee* Taa-Daa!! This is "THE PAGE". It's sooo exciting, I think you just might cream your pants, if not moisten them. That's how good it is!! Okay, so I lied. I can't help that... *maybe I could... I just chose not to* Yeah... LoOk at THiS FOnT.. It'S ReD!! And it pleases me.... Yes, it does. Well, this page is about me, and others around me *unfortunatly*.. But, not really. Mostly me. And other stuff. Sure, sure... Well, have fun... Enjoy my page, cherish it! *and me*... Either way, it's a good time to be had by all.
Have fun and enjoy yourself... Masterbation is tolerated.. *to an extent* Either way, it's a cRaZZZZy Ride....
In this space here, I would like to point out that I am as kinky as a pubic hair. Yeah, I am..
Have I peaked your interest?? Did I make you horny, baby?? Does me talking dirty to you TURN YOU ON?? Well, if so. Go here. Find out a little about little ol' me. And you can even call me PrInCeSs... I like when people do that. There are even pictures, too. That is not good, unless you plan to use it to scare someone. OUCH.. But, either way, it's a hot spot...
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And if not.. Just look at that pic below.. That is sooooo me RIGHT THERE!
Now that you have met me, why not met some of my FRIENDS?? It's worth your while, I hope. Yes, it is! Surprising, huh?? Yes, I *all of people* have friends.. That leaves a little hope for all those people out there, like me, and stuff. Yes, a little hope. Click on the below image to go there....
I, myself, have always wondered why I have the German and I here. Maybe it is because I don't have any other small pictures of me and other people.. mainly because people hate me. *sigh* I deal though..
NEW!! NEW!!
Yes!!!! I have finally done it... What's this? WHAt's THiS?!?!
NoOKiE's NOrWAy PAgE
This page is dedicated to my BEST friend in the entire world, Literally.. Karl Weikel.... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Isn't this funny, but Karl is no longer in NORWAY! He came back to his Nookie! HE CAME HOME! But, I can leave the page up.... For now.
*Disclaimer: This page is not done yet. Be happy I HAVE a Norway page... Karl, you better make a NOOKIE PAGE..*
I have a good stuff page. *HoW BLUNtLY puT??* Yes. It's not really good yet. Actually, it's just some damn pictures. Okay, okay. I know. SHUT UP. And if you are lucky, maybe I will dance. I said only if you are lucky...
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Now, now. I have links. Yes, I DO! And lots of them, damnit. YEAH! I think you'll loFe them soooo much, you just might cream your pants. I said might. Go ahead, cream them anyway. What do I care?? Really?? What do I CARE?? Click on
----->sOMe fRiCKen gOOD LiNKs<------- to find some DAMN Good links.
AW SIT!! It's the Spice Girls!! You better recognize!! Soo good!! Well, many people viewing this are probably thinking something bad. Well, let me tell you. I used to think that. YES, I DID!! Until I sat down and watched "SPICE WORLD". That really changed my view on them. Yes, they are still flakey.. BUT DAMNIT! They are MOiSTURE iNDUCING!! Yea, they are. They please me to the UTMOST! Yea, they do.
But, there is a dark side to the Spice Girls. Yes, there is. Her name is BABY SPICE.. I really hate Baby Spice. FOR PETE'S SAKE-- on her Bio, she wrote down that she likes to eat donuts. WHO DOESN'T?? But, I mean, write it down on your bio?? That deserves me to smack the bejeeeesus out of her. Yes, it really does. She better prepare, YO! It's coming full force, and it'll be a tornado of fingernails and teeth. Yes, it will.
Either way, the Spice Girls are sooo good!! And they make some damn good movies. They can't act, but they make excellent movies!
My Favorite Spice Girl would have to be ----->SCArY SPiCE<----- YES!! She is the DAMN QUEEN.. Almost as good as Elaine Bennis... ALMOST. But, that's what I like. She's my favorite because she's different. I mean, look at her. She's got some damn big hair. And her tongue is pierced. It's soo good. Don't deny it. You know it to be TRUE....
YEAH!! SPICE GIRLS!!
Ever want to know what a genius thinks about?? I know I do. Wait, I am that genius. HA! Yes, yes. Adore me as I was meant to be adored. LIKE A QUEEN. Or a PrInCeSs.. But, either way, you have to read this. IT'S SO GOOD! It is the best part of this whole page!! Yeah, it is!! And you know what it is??
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It gets changed EVERY week, so you have to come back and see it VERY often. That would be nice. And, it's my thoughts. Therefore, making your exsistance to read this list. That's why you were put on this earth. So, read away!!
Oh... That's a GOTH there. He's a GOTH babe. And he's here, representing his GOTH bro MONDaY! And we all know the close bond that MONDaY and I have!! Yes, we do. He's my GOTH slut. And MONDaY gives DAILY Advice! And that mean, you have to read it. That GOTH above this teXt, he is a PREttYBOY GOTH. Not a true GOTH. Yeah, well. Go to see MONDaY, and read his knowledge.. LIVE IT!! It's sooo good. You know you want it.
Who doesn't?? Yeah, well. Either way.. GO to the BELOW Link.. It's just very MOiSTURING!!
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PLEASURABLE!!!
From NBC Studios in New York, it's LATE NIGHT with Conan O'Brien!!!!
Oh, Conan?? Why are you so STUDLY? *heehee* Yes, well. CONAN Fricken O'BRIEN!! How good does this show get?? Not much better. Last summer, I was ADDICTED to Conan. I mean, HARDCORE addicted. It was bad. I wouldn't ever miss an episode. Sad, huh?? I've weened myself off of sweet Conan nowadays. I watch it still, but not as much. Conan has to be the sweetest looking Irish man I have ever since. JUST LOOK---He's got freckles!! And his hair does that wave thing. It's so good. I can't resist it, I know you can't either.
The below picture of that combining some of my favorite things. From left to Right: Andy *Conan's oulandish and chunky cute sidekick AKA-Partner in Crime*, David Bowie *must I explain this.... He was the GUEST that night, plugging his new CD "Earthling"*, and last -but not least- CONAN. We all know and loFe Conan. Except for those who hate him.
ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY CONAN O'BRIEN!!!!!!
The story of a lifetime is one click away from you. I think you want to give in and get saucy and read away. Even you don't want to, I think you should. Yes, EVERYONE SHOULD. It was written by two wonderful sweet, SEXY and NEKID Girls. Well, they could have been. Maybe.... If I imagined it that way. Either way, read the DAMN story, and make nice ol' Nikki here happy. Yeah....
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LeSbIAn ErOTiCA
The following story I found..... Yes, found. It's really good. I think you should read it AND NOW! It'll be continued just like mine... READ IT NOW!! It's hot and steamy... And there to please all the male viewers of my page.
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"A MENTAL MIND FUCK CAN BE NICE."
Welcome to Rocky Horror. Please take your time. And I would like to you to meet Frank, our host and main attraction.. There's so much to see and do. And, it's all to much to take. If you are a REAL man, enter if you dare. And, enter at your own risk.
DON'T FORGET.. THIS PAGE ISN'T DONE... KEEP COMING BACK TO SEE MORE AND MORE....
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