ME, AND NOTHING ELSE
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Ok Ok. Here it is, the cheesy bio page. You can thank my friend Mad Mary for suggesting that I make one. I'm not quite sure what anyone would want to know anout a boring person such as myself, but i'll try to do my best.
My name is Jason Fowler, and i have nicknames ranging from "Helmet" to "Zombie". I live in a shitty little town in Pennsylvania called Hanover. I affectionately call my hometown "Hang-over" Pa because of the fact that it SUCKS~!!! I am 20 years old, I am 6'5" tall, i have blue eyes and blonde hair which is now becoming more and more brown for some weird scientific reason. I am 250lbs and proud of it!! I wear glasses and refuse to get contacts. I don't use illegal drugs. The best thing I ever did was quite smoking. I enjoy drinking large quanities of alcohol! I have a black cat named Mo! I work as a Drafter and go to College at nights at Penn State University.
OTHER WORTHLESS FACTS ABOUT ME!!!!
If you couldn't already tell, I am into the Ska, Punk and Oi! music scenes. My favorite band of all time is Sonic Youth. At the Moment I am in a Cure and Korn phase (I have yet to figure out the conection??). Some of my favorite movies have been "Big top Peewee", "Fresh", "Clerks", "4 Rooms", ect. ect. I Hate the movie "Kids", and feel it was a pathetic attempt at making money off of the vulgar stupidity of most teenagers today! As for me personally, I have no personality. I am one of the nicest, but opinionated persons you will ever meet. I love everyone, untill they give me a reason to dislike them. I don't forgive people easily! I am an atheist and feel that religion is just a really old set of laws, and I have found more hipocrites in organized religion then anywhere else! As for hobbies, i collect postage stamps and books which have been considered as "uneccptable" to read in public schools. I believe anarchy is a feasible solution to the problems the United States, hell, the world is facing. In my opinion Bill Clinton is a Facist pig and I am over joyed at the fact that he was Impeached! I also believe that animal rights activists should WAKE THE FUCK UP and realize that there are more important issues then animals being killed for fur!!!!! I also propose a boycot of all movies involving lame ass actors/actresses who suport animal rights groups!!!!
THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!!!
****Anti-abortion activists are more of a threat to the United States then Saddam Hussein.
****Hanson and The Spice Girls are really Space Aliens who's mission is to destroy our minds.
****A person's mind is what makes them attractive (and I mean it damnit!!!).
****Spitting on a bigot is an X-treme sport!
****Unity, as one stand together!!!
****Racists, Facists, Dictators and other worthless scum should do us all a favor and kill themselves!!!
Send All Hate Mail, Propaganda and Death Threats To
jfowler@stwconn.com